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Chapter 17 Zhou's Rap
"Xiao Yun, what's your surname?" Zhou Tian's voice trembled a little. Zhao Yun, that legendary character who combines all kinds of game protagonists in one body, and the heaven-defying boss who kills both men and women, will be the chicken leg eater in front of him. Is it a little boy?

"This is Zhaojiazhuang. Of course my surname is Zhao." Little Zhao Yun said casually.

"Then your master is called Tong Yuan." Zhou Tian's right hand holding the pancake trembled. This is not an ordinary pancake. This is the pancake that Zhao Yun took. If it is brought to modern times, it will be a cultural relic. Ah, there is no expiration date.

"Although my master didn't tell me, I heard people call me that." Little Zhao Yun nodded and said, "Brother Papi, are you in pain again? Why are you fighting so hard?"

"It's okay, brother Papi, my heart is not very good, I'm a little excited today." Zhou Tian stretched out his hand to pinch Zhao Yun's face, such a cute Zhao Yun, if he doesn't ravage him hard, he will have no chance in the future.

"Brother Papi, what are you doing?" Little Zhao Yun obviously didn't like others pinching his cheeks, even if you gave him a chicken leg.

"Your face is still oily, my brother will wipe it off for you." Zhou Tian, ​​who pinched Zhao Yun's face, suddenly felt a sense of superiority. When the time comes to travel to Cao Cao, and tell Cao Cao, maybe Cao Cao will be envious to death.

"Is there any more?" Little Zhao Yun's face changed drastically when he heard that there was oil on his face, he was afraid that Tong Yuan would come in from the door, and then he would poke the stone again.

"It's almost gone." Zhou Tian took the opportunity to rub Xiao Zhao Yun's face again, which was a historic rub.

"Does your body still hurt?" Just when Zhou Tian wanted to continue to ravage little Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan walked in from the door with his hands behind his back.

"It's much better, thank you Uncle Tong for your concern." Seeing Tong Yuan enter the door, Zhou Tian quickly retracted the claws that were stretched out beside Zhao Yun's face. What a joke, bullying Zhao Yun in front of Tong Yuan, really treated Tong Yuan as a The gun head is off.

"Xiao Yun, come here." Tong Yuan glanced at the corner of Zhou Tian's mouth, and then shouted at Xiao Zhao Yun who was beside him. "Did you steal the things Yuanhua sent?"

"Master...I..." Little Zhao Yun wanted to defend himself, but under Tong Yuan's eyes, he faltered and showed a terrified look.

"Uncle Tong, I gave Xiao Yun the chicken leg." Just as Xiao Zhao Yun was about to cry, Zhou Tian interjected, "When I was in a coma these days, it was Xiao Yun who took care of me, so I Give Xiao Yun the chicken leg, I hope Uncle Tong will not blame Xiao Yun for this matter."

"It turned out to be like this." Hearing Zhou Tian's explanation, Tong Yuan didn't want to punish little Zhao Yun anymore, so he just reprimanded little Zhao Yun a few words before exposing the matter to the past.

"That Hua Tuo came to make trouble today, so I didn't ask the young man where your home is. After you recover from your injury, do you need someone to take you home?" After reprimanding that little Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan turned his head and asked Zhou sky.

"My family lives in Laobie Bay, Chishuigouzi, Dalian. My grandfather's surname is Bi." Zhou Tian guessed that Tong Yuan wouldn't understand what he was going to say.But Zhou Tian, ​​​​the place name of the Three Kingdoms period, is not familiar with it, so there is no way to just pick it up.

"I'm from Gaolaozhuang fifty miles northwest of Luoyang." Zhou Tian adjusted his mood slightly and said, "As for going home, I won't bother Uncle Tong. In Gaolaozhuang, my Zhou family was originally a The big family has been ruined by a traitor, and now I am homeless..." Zhou Tian felt that if "The Moon Reflected in the Two Springs" was released at this time, the effect would be good.

"The family is ruined..." Tong Yuan was not affected by the atmosphere created by Zhou Tian at all, and just repeated these four words lightly.

"It's really a broken family, Uncle Tong, listen to me carefully." Zhou Tian raised his hair, took the small wooden stick that Hua Tuo had left for him before, and sang while playing the rhythm:
"Gao Laozhuang is on the edge of Luoyang city,

There are houses and fields at home, life is boundless joy,
Who would have thought that those ten permanent attendants, who were arrogant and merciless,

They colluded to dominate the sky, occupying my big house and taking my fields,
My grandfather turned against him, but he beat him with a stick,

My grandmother scolded him for bullying good people, but he was arrested and sent to the hospital.

A hundred times, a hundred times!

Ah~ In the end, she committed suicide by hanging from the beam, leaving her hatred in the world...

He also expelled my father and son from their homeland, living by the river,

In order to pay for my father, I have to beg alone in front of the temple.

Who knows that ten permanent attendants, he is too insidious,

Knowing this situation, they actually sent people to plot against me and beat my father and son in front of the city!
The villain is still strong, and the remaining life must be preserved,

Poor old man, his soul has returned to heaven!
While working hard to make money, while studying hard,

Swear to show your fame and fame, and you will be strong when you kill your enemies with your hands.

It was only yesterday that I was hungry and forced to go deep into the mountains.

Unfortunately, he was driven out by wolves.

Fortunately, Uncle Tong has you, otherwise I would be raped by wolves.

I bear in mind this sworn feud.

If those ten permanent attendants were to be beheaded, I would definitely be the first! "

Zhou Tian originally thought that after he memorized this part of Zhou's rap (the Zhou family here is Zhou Xingchi), Tong Yuan would have to express it no matter what, but Tong Yuan looked at Zhou Tian expressionlessly, Then, without saying a word, he turned his head and walked out of the room.

"Xiaoyun, brother, did I sing well just now?" Zhou Tian looked at Tong Yuan's slightly bleak back, and asked little Zhao Yun beside him.

"It's very nice, but I don't know what my brother's song means." Little Zhao Yun scratched his head and said.

"I didn't understand, my brother will explain to you." Zhou Tian said patiently.

"One hundred times, one hundred times! What do you mean?" Little Zhao Yun asked suspiciously.

"It means, ahem...quick...get water for brother." Zhou Tian hurriedly diverted Zhao Yun's attention, this thing seems to be difficult to explain, especially for a five-year-old preschooler Children's thinking is still very feudal.

Although little Zhao Yun was very curious, but after Zhou Tian changed the subject, he forgot about the hundred times.

In order to divert Zhao Yun's attention, Zhou Tian cleaned out all the stories in his stomach. From "Joyful to Big Big Wolf" to "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf", Zhou Tian did his best and told the story without reservation. To the point of parched tongue.

As a famous general of the generation, Zhao Yun is naturally not interested in such childish stories, but is very interested in stories such as "The White Lady and Xu Xian", "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai". Tell the story of "Jin Ping Mei"—do you think Zhao Yun is precocious?

"Xiao Yun, it's time to practice." Just when Zhou Tian was thinking about whether he should talk about "The Golden Plum", Tong Yuan came back again, and after sending Zhao Yun out, he sat beside Zhou Tian and said coldly. Looking at Zhou Tian, ​​he said, "A few percent of what you said before is true."

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