Best grocery store ever

Chapter 200
"Grandpa, please forgive me!" Li Kui was about to take an ax to chop the person under his feet, but the big man begged for mercy, "Grandpa, although my surname is Li, I am really not that black whirlwind Li Kui. The villain's name is Li Gui. Grandfather Weiming just used this to cut the path, but a lonely guest passed by, and after hearing the word "Black Xuanfeng", he would leave his surname Li and run away, and he dared not harm anyone." Although Li Gui admitted that Li Kui was really black Whirlwind, but he kept muttering in his heart that although the man in front of him had a tough appearance, his face was very fair, and he was far from the real Li Kui! !
"Hmph, Jie Dao didn't kill people to silence me, so you can ruin my reputation." Li Kui is a bandit embryo, and he must be unambiguous in killing Jie Dao, but Li Gui only grabs the burden and doesn't kill people. Killing me can make me feel better, anyway, others don't know who killed it, but now you are keeping alive, this is ruining me.

One's own reputation is more important than other people's lives, Li Kui has always thought so, so knowing that Li Gui under his feet has done such a thing, can Li Kui not be angry, he swung his big ax and chopped it down.

"Grandpa, if you want to kill me, it will cost you two lives." Seeing that Li Kui was really going to kill himself, Li Gui became anxious and shouted quickly.

"To kill you one is to kill you two? Hmph, you're pregnant with another, right?" Li Kui grinned and sneered.

Li Gui explained in a hurry, "Grandpa doesn't know, I was originally a farmer's family, but because there was a disaster early this year, there was no food, and there was a 90-year-old mother in the family. If I didn't come to cut the trail, I am afraid that the mother in the family would be hungry by now." I'm dead, if grandpa really kills me, my old lady's name will also be terminated this time."

"What you said is true." As soon as Li Kui took the ax away, he obviously believed Li Gui's words.

"Every sentence is true. My life is in the hands of my grandfather now. How dare I lie to my grandfather." Li Gui can pretend to be Li Kui, so he can also pretend to be a filial son. Almost convinced.

Although Li Kui is a murderer, the matter of Li Gui robbing his mother to raise his mother has touched his guilt for his mother for many years. Such a filial person, Li Kui naturally couldn't do it.

"You are a filial person, so I will forgive you." Li Kui removed the foot that was stepping on Li Gui's chest, let Li Gui get up, and said, "But you can't pretend to be me in the future, and ruin my reputation."

"Grandpa, don't worry, I will definitely not tarnish Grandpa's reputation when I go home and change my career." Seeing that the other party spared his life, Li Gui was naturally grateful and bowed.

Hearing that Li Gui was going home to change his career, Li Kui took out a piece of silver from his pocket and said, "If you want to change your career, you need capital, and these ten taels of silver will be your capital, so you can go home and honor your mother."

"Thank you, Grandpa." Li Gui knelt down and held the money he wanted to pick up Li Kui, but Zhou Tian, ​​who had been silent all this time, snatched the money from Li Kui's hand and put it in his arms.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Li Kui managed to become a good person and gave some money to others, but Zhou Tian took it. He was not happy. If Zhou Tian hadn't been the one who robbed the money, I'm afraid Li Kui would have done it. Brother, this is the business book I gave him to take care of his mother, why did you accept it, aren't you usually very generous, why did you become so stingy today."

Zhou Tian ignored Li Kui, but squatted in front of Li Gui, and said with a smile, "Brother Gui, is this year Gui Geng?"

Seeing Zhou Tian squatting in front of him, Li Gui was slightly taken aback, and then heard the other party ask his age, subconsciously said, "The villain is twenty-five this year."

"This kid has taken Zhang Jiao's progeria pill, how come he looks like he is over 40." Zhou Tian muttered and laughed again, "Brother Gui is 25 this year, tsk tsk, he is so young, brother, I don't understand one thing. "Zhou Tian grabbed Li Gui's neck and laughed, "You are 25 this year, and your mother is [-] this year. Tell me how old your mother was when you were born. Hurry up, don't think about it! Hmph, don't tell me your mother is old maternity."

"Master, please forgive me, please forgive me this time." Li Gui, whose neck was held by Zhou Tian, ​​didn't know well, so he hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Tie Niu, do you understand? He just played you for a fool." Zhou Tian smiled, threw Li Gui on the ground, and turned to Li Kui.

"Why did you lie to me?" After Li Gui was thrown on the ground, Li Kui stepped on it and roared. Unclear words came, and Li Kui was so anxious that he was sweating, so he had to turn his head and ask Zhou Tian, ​​"Brother, what did he lie to me?"

"You didn't understand what I just said about such a lively relationship." Zhou Tian was helpless, Li Kui's IQ really needs to be studied, it wasn't Zhou Tian who told Li Kui about the issue of older women.Finally, under Zhou Tian's teaching, Li Kui understood the seriousness of the matter. His grandma, he really acted like a fool just now.

In Li Kui's rage, he didn't say a word, and with an ax, he was chopped into two pieces like a butcher in a meat joint factory.

"Brother, how about we use this grandson's heart and liver to make a bowl of hangover soup?" Li Kui's eyes showed fierceness, and the real bandit energy came up.Li Kui didn't eat hangover soup last time, but Li Kui kept thinking about it. There happened to be a living person who had just been slaughtered today, so he had to try something new.

"Tie Niu, this stuff is not tasty. Have you seen Mrs. Mu who drank your bowl of hangover soup back then, and now he is paralyzed." Zhou Tian scolded Li Kui, and dragged the reluctant Li Kui away quickly.

After Zhou Tian and Li Kui left for a while, the sky darkened, and they were worried that they had no place to rest. When they turned around a forest, they suddenly saw two thatched huts.

"Brother, today's dinner is settled. I'll go and ask if this family has any rice." Li Kui's family belongs to a small valley in a remote area, where there are few people. The two of them didn't eat well or sleep well, and today they saw the house. The impatient Li Kui ran over to knock on the door without waiting for Zhou Tian to speak.

A little daughter-in-law came out of the room, she was pretty good-looking, but she had a little too much rouge, she looked like a monkey's butt.

Li Kui's vision has not been very good. Sometimes he sees the aunt and calls her elder sister, so he is a little excited when he sees the little daughter-in-law with monkey buttocks, but he has not forgotten the main thing: "Sister-in-law, I am a passing guest and I am hungry. But I can't find a place to eat and drink, so I want to get some food from you, I don't know if it is possible." Li Kui took out his silver and said, "I will definitely pay you enough for the meal."

Although Li Kui is much fairer now, he still has the face of a bandit, and he speaks in a rough voice, so this monkey-ass little daughter-in-law dares not agree with her fear.

With the consent of the monkey butt daughter-in-law, Li Kui and Zhou Tianer went to wait in the house, while the daughter-in-law went to cook in the backyard.

"This is Li Gui's wife, right?" Zhou Tian thought about it, Li Kui slaughtered Li Gui, and this little daughter-in-law would definitely not put sweat medicine in the wine and meat, so Zhou Tian ate the food served by the little daughter-in-law. Don't worry too.

"Sister-in-law, your cooking skills are really good. I have never encountered such delicious food when I was eating in Jiangzhou City." Li Kui had nothing to say to the young daughter-in-law while eating.

But the little daughter-in-law was afraid of Li Kui, so she could only greet him with a smile, but Zhou Tian could see that the little daughter-in-law was anxious and kept looking outside the door. Obviously, Li Gui hadn't come back until now, so the little daughter-in-law was worried. .

Li Kui saw that the young daughter-in-law was always looking out the door. Although she was talking to him, she was not thinking about herself, so she felt a little boring, so she stopped talking to the young daughter-in-law and chatted with Zhou Tian. coming.

The two chatted and talked about Li Gui just now, Li Kui said Li Gui's name inadvertently, his words scared the little daughter-in-law to the ground, her eyes turned red , will cry.

"What's the matter with you, sister-in-law? Did the murder I said just now frighten you, and I will apologize to you." Li Kui smiled at the young daughter-in-law carelessly. He didn't know that he almost made him hangover soup just now. Li Gui is the husband of the little daughter-in-law in front of him.

"It's okay..." This little daughter-in-law is already a little overly frightened now, but after being promoted from a young daughter-in-law to a little widow, her mental quality has obviously improved, and she suppressed the tears in her eyes and said, "I remember that my family still has a lot of troubles." There is a jar of rice wine, and I will share it with the guests."

"The best, the best." Li Kui was overjoyed when he heard that, he hadn't had a good meal these days, not to mention the wine, according to Li Kui's words: a bird has faded out of his mouth. (Special note: The word "bird" in "Water Margin" is pronounced "diao", with three tones—I don't know how it faded out of Li Kui's mouth.)
"Rice wine, hum, it's time to take the medicine..." Zhou Tian snorted, his thoughts suddenly changed, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The woman was about to go to the backyard when Zhou Tian suddenly shouted, "It's in Li Ghost's house, what kind of rice wine did you get us?"

"Glutinous rice wine..." The widow was taken aback by Zhou Tianyi's yell, and then she subconsciously said, but she immediately realized her slip of the tongue and ran to the backyard quickly.

Zhou Tian didn't need anyone to make this little widow run away. He threw out an empty plate on the table and hit the opponent's leg. The little widow couldn't stand still and sat on the ground paralyzed.

"Brother, you..." Li Kui was also stunned at this time. When Zhou Tian called the little widow just now, Li Kui ate his rice with his head buried and didn't notice anything. Seeing the little widow lying on the ground, he hurried over to help her "Sister-in-law, are you okay? Brother, what are you doing now? You probably won't fall in love with her."

"Just kidding, you're dressed like Hold's sister, and Li Kui looks okay." Zhou Tian got up and walked over, lowered his head and said to the little widow who was lying on the ground, "Your guy is Li Gui, right? You heard it just now, he has already cut my brother in half, you must have given us rice wine to avenge him by pouring Mongolian sweat medicine."

Hearing Zhou Tian's words, the little widow trembled all over and passed out, which obviously frightened Zhou Tian a lot, and now Li Kui knew what was going on.

"Tie Niu, wake her up." Seeing the little widow fainted, Zhou Tian said to Li Kui.

"How to wake her up?" Li Kui asked.

"Artificial respiration."

"What is artificial respiration?"

"Just mouth to mouth."

"I'm sorry, Tieniu."

"Then pinch people."

"It's still artificial respiration."

"..."

After a while, under the treatment of Li Kui's big red lips, the little widow woke up faintly, "Where am I..."

Zhou Tian said, "Don't be so useless, you didn't come here through time travel, so it's not up to you to say this line."

"Ah, you killed my husband, and now you want to do something wrong to me, my innocence." The little widow regained her composure, and began to cry.

"I didn't do anything wrong, so don't add me in." Zhou Tian stared at the little widow and said, "Now I give you two ways, one is that we kill you, because you already know our identities, now The person holding you is Li Kui. He is a criminal ordered by the imperial court and is wanted all over the country. His news must not be leaked. Therefore, anyone who knows his identity must die; the second way is that you followed me. Brother Li Kui, be his daughter-in-law, you don’t necessarily know about Liangshan, but bandits eat meat, that is to say, you will have meat to eat after you follow me, Brother Li Kui, and live a good life, don’t look at me as a rough brother Crazy, but careful, look at his hand, it never moves away from your chest, where can you find a man who is as careful as artificial respiration. Well, choose now."

"Brother, you really know what I'm thinking." Li Kui was overjoyed when he heard the words. He Li Kui is not too young now. If he hadn't killed anyone and farmed at home, his baby would probably run all over the street, and he went back to pick up his mother this time. If he brought his daughter-in-law with him, maybe his mother would be so happy.

Li Kui laughed at that hey, the little widow is worried. Although my husband doesn't treat her very well, she is still a married couple, but if she doesn't agree now, she will die. Honest and straightforward man, I don't know if he can treat me well in the future.

"Have you figured it out? I'm not my brother. I was responsible for the 80 massacre that shocked Tokyo. I can kill all the old and weak, women and children." Seeing the little widow and that hesitating, Zhou Tian urged.

"As long as you can treat me well in the future, so what can I do if I am a lady in the village." Being forced by Zhou Tian, ​​the little widow immediately made up her mind, saluted Li Kui and Zhou Tian who were beside her and said, "Cuihua has met my brother, see you!" Over husband."

"Tie Niu, what are you doing in a daze, people are calling you husband." Zhou Tian said to Li Kui with a smile.

Li Kui was still in a daze at this time, and he was reminded by Zhou Tianyi, and then he realized it, but Li Kui still didn't know what to do. It's not the first time, but it wasn't like this the last time I got married.

Seeing the two people staring at each other, Zhou Tian smiled and said, let’s do this for now, and I’ll take care of it when I get back to Liangshan, Cuihua, don’t you have rice wine, let’s go first Let's have a drink or two to celebrate, and I don't care what to do after drinking, anyway, it's already dark now, I can't hurry, so let's stay here today.

Although Na Cuihua agreed to be Li Kui's wife, Zhou Tian didn't know exactly what she was thinking about, so Zhou Tian didn't relax his vigilance, and Na Cuihua didn't have a son, so she honestly became a villager. lady.In this way, An Sheng can live overnight... An Sheng is a fart, Li Kui's side is like an earthquake.

Early the next morning, Cuihua prepared meals for the two of them and went to collect the soft money. After dinner, the three rushed to Li Kui's house.

Li Kui's family has never been very rich, and Li Kui's father died early, so it is because of such a mother that Li Kui and his brother are brought together so much.

"Mother, I, Tieniu, are back." When I took him to the front of Li Kui's old house, Li Kui's eyes were already red, and he shouted into the house, then pushed the door and rushed in.

And Zhou Tian and Cuihua quickly followed in. Once inside, Zhou Tian saw a skinny old woman lying on a bed with only a straw mat.

"Mother, I, Tieniu, are back." Li Kui knelt down in front of the old woman with a bang, kowtowed three times while crying, and when he came up to get close, he realized that his old woman was blind.

"Tie Niu, it's my son who's back." The old woman recognized Li Kui's voice, tears came from her eyes, but she smiled, and kept stroking Li Kui's face with her hands, holding Li Kui in her arms.

Such a scene made Zhou Tian and Cuihua in Li Kui's time couldn't help but shed tears. The son traveled thousands of miles and his mother was worried, and Li Kui even killed someone to escape. How could he not let his mother worry at home.

"Mother, what's wrong with your eyes." Li Kui sobbed in a trembling voice, wiping the tears from his mother's face.

"When you left that day, my mother just missed you and missed you all day, and shed tears, so she went blind." Li Kui Niang stroked Li Kui's hair and said, "Now that my son can come back safely, that's fine. My son, how have you been doing these years, are you skinny or dark?"

"Not thin, not dark, not only not black but also white, mother, I'm a high official now, I came back this time to pick up my mother and have a good time." Li Kui pulled Cuihua's hand behind him and said, "Mother , I have married a wife, Cuihua, hurry up and call your mother."

"Mother." Cuihua sat beside Li Kuiniang and called softly.

"Hey, hey..." Li Kui Niang's voice trembled, and the tears in her eyes couldn't stop flowing down again. She just wanted to touch her daughter-in-law with her hand, but she took her hand back, "Mother's hands are dirty... ..."

"It's okay, mother, I'm a daughter-in-law, and I have to serve you in the future." That Cuihua also shed tears, snuggled up in front of Li Kuiniang, and said obediently.

"En, okay..." Li Kuiniang nodded happily, but she didn't touch her daughter-in-law.

Seeing the reunion of Li Kui's family, Zhou Tian was also happy. He took out a few talismans from his pocket and said, "Mother, I am Li Kui's brother. I have been a doctor. I will treat my eye disease." The talisman for eye disease was ready, and I made several sheets at once, such as glaucoma, cataract, and even Zhou Tian, ​​a talisman for treating presbyopia, and I was sure to let Li Kuiniang see her son and daughter-in-law with her own eyes.
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I haven’t asked for a monthly ticket for several days. I’m asking for two today. Hehe, Xinsi will always maintain the passion for asking for a monthly ticket. Well, ask for a monthly ticket. Now Xinsi needs support the most! ! !
(End of this chapter)