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Chapter 225 Cosmetic Talisman

"Fengxian, do you think we should have plastic surgery? Just our face and this are jumping around on the grassland like a living target. We have encountered many troubles along the way." Because of the appearance Well, Zhou Tian and Lu Bu's road was not going well. There were many times when there was no need to conflict, but in the end they had to fight to the death.

The two small groups of Hun cavalry were not afraid, but they had to leave when they encountered large groups of cavalry, so the two of them spent a lot of time avoiding these large groups of cavalry along the way.

"There's nothing I can do about it. Besides, who am I, Lu Bu, how can I hide my face and show my face?" Lu Bu said to Zhou Tian, ​​who was riding to the side.

"Don't talk nonsense to me, come here." Lu Bu even pulled him up. Zhou Tian was so used to him, grabbed his shoulders, and lifted him up from the Chitu horse.

"Brother Papi, if you have something to say, why do you want to do it?" Lu Bu didn't have the slightest strength to struggle in front of Zhou Tian's giant power technique, so he had to give in.

Zhou Tian smiled, put Lu Bu back on the ground, jumped off the horse himself, took out a talisman paper from his arms, wrote the word "plastic surgery" on it, and stuck it on Lu Bu's face.

Zhou Tian had never tried the face-lifting talisman, and he didn't know if it would work. After sticking it on Lu Bu's face, there was no change.

"Don't you have to do it yourself?" Zhou Tian pinched Lu Bu's face, and sure enough, Lu Bu's face turned into plasticine, and he could shape it into whatever he wanted. This is much better than Bangzi's plastic surgery technique .

"Brother Papi, what are you doing? Why do I feel that this face doesn't look like mine anymore." Lu Bu felt that his face was a little dull, as if someone had slapped him [-] times.

"It's fine if it's not yours. What kind of Hun's face do you want, tough, weak, handsome or wretched?" Zhou Tian said, looking at Lu Bu who had been crushed into a duck egg by himself.

"Then be more handsome." Zhou Tian's miraculous Lu Bu has seen it many times. Looking at Zhou Tian's current appearance, Lu Bu can guess what the other party is doing, and he must be trying to disguise himself.

"Okay, then make Fengxian you into a handsome Hun." Zhou Tian rubbed Lu Bu's head violently, but Zhou Tian obviously overestimated his skill at kneading plasticine, and in the end he didn't make Lu Bu He is handsome, but at any rate, the facial features of the Huns have been pinched out. At first glance, Lu Bu is more Huns than the Huns.

"Brother Papi, are you ready? There is a river over there. I'll go over and have a look." After pinching, Lu Bu said impatiently.

"Okay, let's go and see your new image." Zhou Tian nodded, seemingly very satisfied with his plastic surgery.

Lu Bu hurriedly ran to the small river, and as soon as he showed his head towards the river, there was a scream.

"Skinning!! My face, how did my face look like this!!" Lu Bu's voice was extremely tragic, like a hen whose neck was trampled, who would have guessed that it was the best in the world? Lu Bu was passed on fiercely.

"I think it's pretty good." Zhou Tian also felt sorry for Lu Bu, but he still said bravely.

Although Lu Bu's original face was not particularly handsome, it was still very masculine, but now this face is exactly the same as that before evolution.

"Can it be changed back? How can I face Diaochan in the future?" Lu Bu was a little crazy, and asked Zhou Tian excitedly.

"Should it be possible?" That's right, can this face go back? If your own face has become this virtue, and you can't change it in the end, then you will be at a big loss.

"What do you mean it should be possible, skinning, I've come all the way to help you save people, don't treat me like this, if Diao Chan doesn't recognize me when I go back, how can I live!!" Lu Bu pointed to his head in a very emotional state. Excited.

"Let me take off the talisman and try." Zhou Tian removed the talisman from Lu Bu's head, and his face returned to its original appearance after a while, "Haha, let me tell you, I will definitely restore it for you. You still don't believe me, alas, you have to pinch back again."

Lu Bu also felt the change on his face, and he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that he had changed back to his original state.

Not only Lu Bu, Zhou Tian also breathed a sigh of relief, this thing's feelings are temporary, as long as the magic talisman is removed, it will return to its original state.

Re-wrote two face-lifting talismans and pasted them on himself and Lu Bu respectively.

This Lu Bu's plasticine kneading skills are not as good as Zhou Tian's. Anyway, Zhou Tian's appearance in the end is not flattering, just like the Xiongnu who suffered from baby paralysis since childhood.

After the two changed their faces, the journey went smoothly. However, because the two horses under Zhou Tian and Lu Bu were too special, they were also questioned a lot. However, due to the relationship between the Huns at the same time, as long as the two horses What he said was not too big of a loophole, but it didn't arouse the vigilance of others.

"Uncle Hanwoer, why do we have so many cattle and sheep in this tribe?" Zhou Tian and Lu Bu who changed their faces not only saved a lot of trouble, but also got mixed into a small tribe going to the Xiongnu king's tent.

There are five or sixty people in the whole tribe, but they are driving nearly a thousand cattle and sheep.

"This is the cattle and sheep that Master You Wang lost to Master Zuo Wang while drinking. It was put together by three big tribes. Our tribe is only responsible for sending the cattle and sheep to the king's account. Of course, our tribe should follow Zuo Wang's lead in the future." Mr. Wang, maybe you can go south to plunder with the young people of our tribe." Han Woer is an old man in his 60s, the oldest person in the whole tribe.

When Zhou Tian and Lu Bu got into this tribe, they told Hanwoer that they were here to defect to King Zuo, and that Hanwoer's tribe would give the cows and sheep as gifts after they arrived. They stayed together and became the subordinates of King Zuo, and if Zhou Tian and the two were really Huns, they might really have to go with this tribe next time the Huns went south to plunder.

"Haha, then the warriors in Uncle Hanwoer's tribe will take care of us more." Lu Bu laughed and said to Hanwoer.

"Warrior Chadahan, you are joking. You and Warrior Azahan have extraordinary backgrounds. The BMW you are sitting on should be more precious than these [-] cows and [-] sheep. It must be very rare for a warrior to have such a BMW." The most powerful thing is that the young people of our tribe will be taken care of by the two after that time, by the way, why don’t Azahan warriors talk so much all the time,” Han Wo’er said.

"He has been like this since he was a child. He has a bad tongue and can't count except for his own name," Lu Bu explained.

Although Zhou Tian has learned a lot of Hun language from Lu Bu these days and can understand some, it is still far from reaching the level of normal communication.
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