Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 10 Purple Kirin

The scream of the boss Zhang Wu woke up the five of us like killing a pig. I saw that the fat Zhang Wu is now paralyzed on the ground like a puddle of mud, pointing out the window and chanting non-stop, ghost, ghost .

Everyone thought that Zhang Wu was talking nonsense after drinking too much, but after helping him up, they found that Zhang Wu's pants were already wet.Yang Dong looked at the crowd and said: It seems that the boss must have seen something terrible just now.After saying this, I could clearly feel that Yang Dong was also quite frightened.Looking back at those brothers, they all had extremely ugly faces.

Zhou Fan took out a cigarette and handed it out to everyone. After lighting it, he calmed down and said, did the boss really see a ghost just now? After finishing speaking, he looked out the window.

Although it is not the fifteenth tonight, the moon is very bright, and the moonlight shines down and the outside is gray.I am the only one who knows the whole story of this incident. It seems that the female ghost came to find Zhou Fan tonight, but Zhang Wu, who got up at night, saw it. It can be said that Zhang Wu indirectly saved Zhou Fan. One life.The sad boss wondered if being so frightened would leave any shadow in his heart.One night without words, Zhang Wu woke up from the nightmare early the next morning and kept yelling ghosts!There are ghosts.

When Li Bin got the glass of water, Zhang Wu was overwhelmed. After drinking the water, Zhang Wu felt relieved, but his body was still shaking.

Chen Tian said to Zhou Wu, what happened to the boss last night, what happened to scare you old men so much that you peed your pants.If it were fat Zhou Wu who heard what Chen Tian said before, he would have gone to give Chen Tian a socialist beating, but now Zhou Wu didn't fight back and looked at everyone and only said a few words, I saw ghosts last night up.

After these seven short words came out of Zhou Wu's mouth, people in broad daylight could feel a little eerie.

Zhou Wu waited for a while before telling what he saw last night. It turned out that last night he was talking with me, Huang Xiaohua, Chang Xiaopao. Not long after we finished chatting, Zhou Wu woke up from urination and was about to get up to go to the toilet. When he just put on his shoes and was about to go out, he felt that someone was peeping into the room through the window. Since our dormitory is on the first floor, we often cover the curtains when we sleep at night, but everyone drank too much last night, so the curtains were also forgotten. At that time, Zhou Wu felt more and more peeped, so he turned his head and glanced out of the window, who knows that this glance saw something that he would never forget in his life, and there was a person standing outside the window because of Zhou Wu. After drinking, his eyes were blurred and it was too dark to see clearly. Zhou Wu walked in to have a look. Seeing Zhou Wu's courage, he almost didn't scare the people standing outside. He was wearing a red suit, and his hair was not long Covering his eyes, the man just lifted his head up and smiled at Zhou Wu. Zhou Wu was even more out of his wits now. The man's eyes were clearly two black holes with blood dripping from them, whiter than his face With a grin, blood trickled from the corner of his mouth.Just like this battle, ordinary people can't be scared to death after seeing it. It is simply the American version of Midnight Ghost.

The course of the matter is probably like this. After Zhou Wu finished speaking, he said to everyone, what I said is true, you must believe me.

Needless to say, the shuddering feeling everyone felt after listening to it. Except for me, few people are unwilling to stay here. Seeing that I didn’t move, Zhou Wu told me that the fifth child should go with us, in case the ghost What if I come and eat you.

I smiled and said to my heart that you are so naive, it’s okay, the ghosts in the daytime can’t come out at all, after a few people persuaded me a few words, they saw that I was unmoved and had to leave, and now I am the only one left in the whole dormitory.I thought to myself, this is better to save you from hindering Lao Tzu here.Seeing them walking away, I locked the bedroom door, and then chanted a spell to attract Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua.

After the two came, I told them about Zhou Wu's experience last night. After hearing this, both of them frowned. It seems that the sooner this matter is resolved, the better.

I asked the two how to deal with that ghost girl, Chang Xiaopao looked at me with a smile and said to me with confidence: "Xiaofeng, do you still remember the pen I gave you in my dream when you just came out?"
Pen!I seemed to remember something, it was a purple brush.I looked suspiciously at Chang Xiaopao and said: I remember what happened.

Chang Xiaopao said, do you know what kind of pen that is?

This is pure nonsense, if I knew it, I would ask you.Don't make a fool of yourself and say it quickly.

Chang Xiaopao sat across from me with a folding fan in his hand, and told me about the origin of the pen.Huang Xiaohua, who was standing aside, saw Chang Xiaopao shaking his head and tail, going over to strangle him to death.I just heard Chang Xiaopao say: I don’t know if the pen named "Purple Kylin" is made of unicorn hair, but the effect of this pen is extraordinary. This pen is my grandpa's housekeeping treasure. This pen was given to me, and you are transformed by the spiritual root. In order to let you be a disciple of our Chang family, I will not hesitate to give this pen to you!

After talking for a long time without getting to the point, I got a little impatient and said to him: Don't talk poorly, and quickly get to the point.

Chang Xiaopao went on to say: The magical function of this brush lies in the symbols.

Draw!I was stunned and didn't understand what this pen had to do with the talisman.

Chang Xiaopao shook his head and said: Dead wood cannot be carved!You must know that this extraordinary pen, the spells written by it can not only exert the maximum power of the spells, but also save a lot of troublesome things, such as writing spells, water spells, and paper spells.If the purple unicorn comes to draw the talisman, all the locked things can be omitted, please tell me, okay?

That's it!It's too tasteless!I stared at Chang Xiaopao and thought to myself: Your old Chang family still treats you like a treasure with this broken pen, it seems that your old Chang family is poor enough.

Chang Xiaopao said to me after bragging: "Xiaofeng, we will use the talisman array to deal with that female ghost tonight. After we catch him, let Qingfeng send him to the underworld."

It's easy for him to say, not to mention painting, and now I haven't even seen how long the talisman looks like. How can I paint.

Huang Xiaohua spoke at this time, Xiaofeng, you only need to invite the upper body of the fairy family to draw the talisman. Now you can prepare a brush, ink, and white paper.

I had no choice but to prepare these things after hearing what the two had said. After the preparations, Chang Xiaopao said to me, "Xiaofeng's purple unicorn is now in your right hand. You only need to take a pen to replace the purple unicorn."

Now that I am at school, I cannot light incense to invite immortals like I am at home. Now I can only communicate with those immortals through my mind. The jade I carry is a kind of communication facility for communicating with immortals.I recited the Mantra of Inviting Immortals: The nature of a horse is untamed like a fire, so I took it to the leader to receive a precept. When I practiced alone in the Golden Flower Cave, I saw peach blossoms withering, nameless and profitless, and my heart was clean. There are immortals and ways to eliminate old karma. Retire to show your true body, open your heart to the true state, I follow the decree of the Jinhua leader as urgently as a law.After chanting the mantra, wait for the fairy family to get up.

Not long after, I yawned. I knew that the Xian family was coming, but I don't know who is coming this time, oh no!It should be some kind of immortal.

When the last consciousness remained, I heard Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao say, Hui Tainai!It turned out that the old mouse had come.

When I woke up, I felt the middle finger of my left hand was very painful. I looked carefully and it turned out that my hand was bitten.I looked at Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua and asked: Which of you two bit my hand just now.

The two looked at each other with a smile and said: You bit it yourself.

I was taken aback for a moment, it seemed that the old mouse was on my body just now, if it was really bitten by her, would I get the plague!I'm thinking blindly here.

Chang Xiaopao walked to my desk, picked up a talisman and handed it to me, "Xiaofeng, Grandma Hui used your blood to melt into the ink just now, and you are the root of the spirit. Using your blood to draw the talisman is even more effective."I looked at the talisman on the table and counted the total of eight talismans in my hand, which is a total of nine talismans.

Chang Xiaopao said, this is the gossip lock demon talisman array, also called fairy lock.The talisman in your hand is the talisman. It is all about this talisman that triggers the gossip lock demon talisman.Arrange the eight talismans according to the position of the gossip at night, and then burn this talisman after the female ghost enters the formation.

Huang Xiaohua said from the side: Qingfeng, who was investigating the matter just now, told me that the female ghost is the girl your classmate knew. I guess the female ghost is looking for a substitute, so you have to get a piece of your classmate's clothes at night to put the girl The female ghost attracts.

I nodded. Since none of the six of us went to class today, I had to ask someone else to ask the teacher for a hypothesis that the six of us couldn’t go to class today because we ate seafood yesterday and had a bad stomach. The teacher really believed it.

When the five people still didn't come back at night, I made cup noodles and ate them at home.Not long after, the phone rang and it was Zhang Wu. I answered the phone and found out that the five bird people were afraid of seeing ghosts at night, so they didn’t come back tonight and stayed in a small hotel off campus. The room asked me if I wanted to come, and if I did, I would fight the landlord all night.I was angry and funny at the same time.Say no to them, I will sleep in the dormitory at night and have a look.After a few people praised me for being brave, they asked me to be more careful about calling and then hung up.

I thought I would call you if I had something to do. You birdmen are designated to run faster than rabbits. It seems that the burden of saving all mankind has to fall on my buddies alone.

Huang Xiaohua came and said to me: "Did Xiaofeng find your classmate's clothes?"

At this time, I thought that those five guys would not come back tonight, so I went to Zhou Fan's bed to rummage, but I found nothing but a pair of stinky socks that hadn't been washed in a week.

Huang Xiaohua glanced at me and was speechless.

night!
Under the dim moonlight, a person was holding a pile of papers in his hand. He didn't know that he thought he was looking for a place to go to the toilet, but the person holding the papers was me. I followed Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao's instructions and put the eight talismans in the direction of the gossip. Well, the directions of the eight trigrams are: Qian, Kun, Kan, Li, Gen, Xun, and Dui.

To say that the gossip is really a precious legacy left to us by our ancestors, the eight characters represent everything in the world.Qian represents heaven, Kun represents earth, Kan represents water, Li represents fire, Zhen represents thunder, Gen represents mountains, Xun represents wind, and Dui represents Ze.The gossip is matched with each other to get 64 hexagrams, which are used to symbolize various natural and human phenomena.It's amazing.

After everything was ready, I put Zhou Fan's stinky socks in the formation, and then found a safe place to hide. For safety, I also put a few bricks by my side. If the formation doesn't work, buddy Just use bricks to greet that ghost bitch first, I really can't do it, I'm running.

To say that Zhou Fan's socks are really unusual, let's not talk about the smell after not washing them for a week. Every sock can stand upright. Why haven't the ghost girls come here? I've been bitten several times by mosquitoes.Just when I was thinking wildly, a gust of wind seemed to change the sky.I don't know when both Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua came to my side, which made me more confident. Huang Xiaohua whispered to me: Here we come.

Sure enough, a desolate singing sound floated over.One is Langyuan fairy flower, and the other is beautiful jade flawless. If there is no romance, I will meet him again in this life;Ah, ah, one lamenting in vain, one worrying in vain. One is the moon in the water, and the other is the flower in the mirror. I wonder how many teardrops there can be in my eyes. How can autumn flow to the end of winter?

From spring to summer!ah ah.
Ouch!These ghost girls are really emotional!She also sang "Wang Ningmei". It seems that she has watched "Dream of Red Mansions" too much, and she said vaguely: "Baoyu, where are you!"
Damn!Also Baoyu, who do you think you are? I think your brother Baoyu is not here. If your brother Baoyu sees your face, can you spit out the last night's meal, but your brother Baoyu's stinky socks are here , You still don't go to pay your respects, pay your respects.

Sure enough, the ghost girl walked into the gossip lock demon talisman, I hurriedly took out the lighter I had prepared in advance from my pocket, and lit the talisman, seeing the talisman being ignited, I suddenly had an idea, and jumped out immediately.Both Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao were taken aback.Holding the ignited talisman in my hand, I shouted at the ghost girl: Where are the evildoers running away!Seeing that Daoist Dao didn't let go of his hands, he would catch the talisman in his hand when he finished speaking.

The ghost girl also found me, and was about to pounce on me, but it was already too late It's impossible, but even so, that ghost girl is not honest in it.

Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao rushed out to chant the incantation, a gust of wind blew past a few people, saluted me, and took the ghost girl away.

In my heart, this is so cool, although the look just now is a bit silly, but it satisfies my vanity, Huang Xiaohua, Chang Xiaopao walked up to me and looked at me expressionlessly. When I was about to ask what was going on, I saw the two laughing.

But I didn't know what was going on, and suddenly I felt my heart tremble and my right eyelid twitched, as if something was about to happen.

(End of this chapter)