Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 108
Walking out of the hospital, I was in a very complicated mood. After hearing such a touching story, I didn’t know what to say. Originally, I wanted to comfort Wang Changling. The words came to his lips but couldn't come out, so Wang Changling refused to untie the love gu for him, maybe he had to atone for his faults, it was really hard to keep the two in balance.

Walking on the street, Lao Bai looked at me and said: Xiaofeng, have you noticed that what happened to Wang Changling is very similar to yours, if you were him, what would you do.

I shook my head when I heard it, yes!What would I do if I were him.

No matter what you do Xiaofeng, you can't choose to use death to escape the problem, Lao Bai said firmly.

I smiled, sometimes death is the only relief..

A week passed in a flash. Since Hongyue left, Lao Bai moved to the office and lived with Ozawa in a legitimate way, and he even said that he wanted to take care of others, which made me despise the old man infinitely. White.Since Hongyue left, she hasn't called a single one, but from Ozawa's expression, I can guess that Hongyue is fine.

A group of monks came to the funeral home that day. I thought these monks were wild monks called by Lao Bai, but Lao Bai said to me: These monks are here to save an old Arhat. Old Arhat?Where did this old arhat come from? I have never heard of it.Lao Bai said to me: This old arhat was named Kong. It is said that he was a great Zen master in his lifetime. , first began to show signs of corruption, and then white hair grew. The monks in the monastery saw that it was not bad, they all had fucking long hair, it must be a bad thing, so they sent it over like this.

I was surprised after listening to it, with white hair?Damn it, don't become an old rice dumpling anymore, I said to Lao Bai.

Lao Bai also nodded and said to me, "I'm also worried. It's probably Bai's fault. If that's the case, it will be a disaster. I think it's better for the two of us to make preparations in advance, otherwise something will happen."

I nodded, when will the old monk's body be cremated.

When Lao Bai heard this, he sighed and said: These bastard bald donkeys said they would recite the Great Compassion Mantra for three days, the first day today, the day after tomorrow at the earliest.Keep an eye on it these two days, if there is any movement, just clean it up without saying a word.

At night, Lao Bai and I were on duty. Since Fatty Qian hadn't recovered yet and was on sick leave, the heavy responsibility of being on duty fell on me and Lao Bai.Lao Bai and I had a hot pot and chatted while eating. At this time, Lao Bai said to me: Xiaofeng, why do I always feel that something is wrong, but as for what is wrong, I can’t tell.

I also nodded and said: Yes!I also have this feeling, could it be that old bald donkey cheating on the corpse?

No, I think we are too sensitive, the old bald donkey is lying in the ice coffin, don't worry, we must be thinking too much.Lao Bai shook his head and said.

Let’s hope so, without Qian Fatty’s drinking, there would be no atmosphere, Lao Bai and I simply ate something and then went to bed, but I couldn’t fall asleep that night.

Early the next morning, I woke up early, with an ominous premonition in my heart, I hurriedly woke up Lao Bai and said: Let's go and see that old bald donkey.

Although Lao Bai was reluctant, he still came out with his clothes on. We opened the door of the mortuary, and we were dumbfounded. The ice coffin that originally contained the old bald donkey was opened inexplicably. The old bald donkey is gone.

I hurriedly said to my old man: What the hell is going on.

Lao Bai was also shocked at this time. If you say that the responsibility for throwing away the body is heavy, and what kind of old arhat was lost this time, if you let Lao Jia know, not only will our jobs be lost, but those monks will not spare me. What's the matter with the two of you.Lao Bai anxiously pointed at the ants on the hot pot and circled on the ground.

Seeing this, I said to Lao Bai: Don't worry, think about it carefully, there will definitely be clues.

Lao Bai glanced at me and said: "When the hell is it? You still have the heart to think about it. I think you should go to that old bald donkey quickly. If you can't find it before going to work, then we will not be able to eat it." Walked away.

At this time, I had to calm myself down. I thought for a while and said to Lao Bai: You first think about why that old guy cheated on the corpse, and where he can go after cheating on the corpse. Don’t you think it’s all too coincidental? .

Lao Bai calmed down when I said this, squatted on the ground, lit a cigarette, took a sharp puff and said: You mean, someone did this on purpose.

I nodded, otherwise the accident would not happen sooner or later, why did this old bald donkey have an accident as soon as he came, I think there is probably something tricky here.

After listening to it, Lao Bai felt that it made sense and said to me: You mean, pointing at the back mountain.

I nodded, that's right, it should be those guys from the back mountain, what the hell, let's go to the back mountain now, maybe I can find some clues.

In this way, Lao Bai and I went to the back mountain. Due to time constraints and the back mountain is still big, it was impossible for us to carry out a carpet search. I had no choice but to call Huang Xiaohua, Chang Xiaopao, and the four guardians of the fairy family. Come.

After searching for about an hour, Huang Xiaohua ran over and said to me: "Xiaofeng found you, come quickly."

After hearing the news, Lao Bai and I hurriedly followed Huang Xiaohua, only to find the dead body of the old bald donkey in front of a cemetery without a monument. Deformed and bloated, Lao Bai and I let out a long sigh of relief when we saw this, as long as the corpse is still there, this time I asked Lao Bai to be a coolie and carried the old bald donkey's body down the mountain. At first, Lao Bai was reluctant, but I found the corpse, so it stands to reason that Lao Bai did the job of being corpse.

After sending the body back to the ice coffin, Lao Bai said to me: Damn it, it’s a blessing in misfortune that it’s not lost. As long as we can get through tonight safely, this old guy will be ashes tomorrow, and it’s okay Terrible too.

When everyone came, Lao Bai and I went to find Lao Jia in private, and told about what happened last night. After hearing this, Lao Jia said to us both tremblingly: What's the matter?

I said to Lao Jia: It is best to be cremated as soon as possible.

I'm afraid this is too much, people have religious beliefs, if we force cremation, we can't bear the responsibility.

After listening to this, Lao Bai smiled and said to Lao Jia: "Curator, then you should go and talk to those bald donkeys, so that they will also be prepared. If something happens, don't blame it on us." .

Lao Jia nodded and said: All right!This is the only way things have gone until now, and everything can be spread out in his mother's day, isn't it said that this old guy is an arhat, how can an arhat cheat corpses!It was the first time I heard that it was really fresh from his grandma, Lao Jia complained and walked out, most likely he went to negotiate with someone.

Seeing this, Lao Bai and I also sighed, hoping that there will be no more trouble tonight.

Things were similar to what I and Lao Bai imagined. Lao Jia went out for a trip but came back soon. We hadn’t left yet. Seeing that the curator was back, Lao Bai hurried over and said, “How about the curator, can you be happy?” elder brother?
Old Jiakou sighed and said: Damn it, I told you about it, but these bald donkeys just don't believe it, tell me how it's done, and it hurt me a lot, tell me, I am provoking someone.

Lao Bai and I sighed, this matter is really difficult to handle, but if we really lose this old guy in our hands, who can afford the crime, that old bald donkey is a goddamn arhat , although he is going to become an old zongzi now, but his professional title is there.I thought for a while and said: Director, I have an idea, but I don't know if it will work.

At this moment, Lao Jia's anxious face was about to twist together. Hearing what I said, he hurriedly said: "Say it, say it, if you have a good idea, I will give you a salary increase."

I smiled and said: The solution is very simple, that is, don’t arrange personnel on duty tonight, and I will trouble the curator to say it again later, just say that there is no one on duty tonight, and if there are any consequences, let them be responsible. Didn't we completely shirk responsibility, and let them make a note that the loss of the body has nothing to do with us, I think it's better to let Lao Bai go with you for a while, this guy is slipping.

Seeing that I pushed him out, Lao Bai hurriedly said to Lao Jia: Don't worry, curator, even if I let Bai Chi go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I won't lose my eyes.

it is good!kind.As long as we are not in the middle of making muddy mud, fine, we will follow your method. After talking, Lao Jia took Lao Bai out.

(End of this chapter)