Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 110
A ray of sunshine heralds the beginning of a new day. I thought that the old monk would die and turn into dust after waiting for a day, but I didn't expect this old guy to cheat again, and this time he played with us. Playing hide-and-seek, I don't know where to go, Lao Bai yelled beside me, if I catch him, let's see how I deal with that old guy.

Lao Bai quickly came over to have a look, at this time I called to stop Lao Bai.Seeing this, Lao Bai hurried over and said: What's wrong, what did you find?
Look at what this is, I will pass a prayer bead to Lao Bai.

Lao Bai looked at it and said in surprise: You mean, this is left by that old bald donkey?

I nodded. In principle, this should be the case. Since I found this thing, the old guy must not be far from here.The two of us searched the neighborhood for a long time, but there was nothing left except for this prayer bead. This goddamn thing was really a big evil, and Lao Bai and I had no choice but to go back home.

Lao Jia in the office, seeing me and Lao Bai came back, came over and hurriedly held Lao Bai's hand and said: "What's the matter, what news, did the old Arhat find you?"

Lao Bai shook his head and said: "No, I don't know where I went. I probably went to some aunt's temple to find my aunt."

After Lao Jia heard it, he asked us to go back first, and he wanted to be quiet for a while.

After Laobai and I left the office, Laobai said to me: Xiaofeng, where did you say the old rice dumpling would go? The old zongzi is harmful, and it will be troublesome at that time.

Yes!What Lao Bai said is true, if that old rice dumpling is really going to run amok and hurt people, what can I do? After thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly wanted to think of something.

I said to Lao Bai: This old guy must not have gone far, he is probably still in a corner of the back mountain, and he will definitely come out when it gets dark.

After hearing this, Lao Bai's eyes lit up and said: Yes!I didn't expect that if the corpse is really cheated, it will definitely come out to suck flesh and blood at night, as long as this old guy is arrested at night, it will be fine.

Since this is the case, Lao Bai and I have nothing to fear, we will clean up this old guy at night.

Returning to the office again, Lao Bai saw that Lao Jia was frowning, so he couldn't bear to walk up to Lao Jia and said, "I said, curator, you don't have to worry about getting angry. Don't worry, Xiaofeng and I will definitely take care of that tonight." Find out the old rice dumpling for you.

After Lao Jia heard this, he immediately smiled and said to us: Really?You two can really find that old Arhat.

Lao Bai smiled, don't worry, since I promised you, I must be sure, you can watch it tomorrow morning.

oops!Alright, having the two of you say this is more fucking enjoyable than taking Shunqi pills. If it really succeeds, I will set a table for the two of you to celebrate when you climb to Yinglou tomorrow night.

In this way, Lao Bai and I returned to the dressing room, but when we entered the room, we saw two monks standing there. After seeing us coming back, he hurried over and said to us, "May I ask if the two of you are benefactor Bai?" And Wang benefactor?
Lao Bai and I nodded!Yes, it's just the two of us, what's the matter.

Can the two take a step to talk? I saw the difference in the expressions of the two monks, so I already guessed that there was something wrong with them.In this way, Lao Bai closed the door, and then found a place for the two monks to sit down.

I don't know if the two masters have something to ask us.

Don’t dare, don’t dare, the master can’t talk about it, the little monk’s name is Huichen, this is my junior brother Huiming, I came to see you today because of something, and that is about our uncle Laokong.

In fact, I already guessed that there was a problem with the appointment of the old rice dumpling before it was delivered. Now that the two monks came to us, it is probably not a good thing. Seeing this, Lao Bai stepped forward and said: "What's the matter with the two of you, just talk about it." .

well!Speaking of this matter, I don't know where to start. I think my uncle Kong did a lot of good deeds during his lifetime, but I didn't expect to suffer such a disaster after his death. Half a year ago, my uncle Kong began to grow up. When the white hair came out, everyone was shocked at that time. It was the first time we saw this golden body with long white hair. At that time, everyone in our monastery was stunned and didn't know what to do. We immediately invited the Zen master, but the Zen master couldn't help but see it for a long time. Didn't say why, just let us observe and see first.

The days go by like this day by day. A month ago, a strange thing happened. At the beginning, some people saw people flashing past when they were shedding grass in the middle of the night, but they could not see people. After that, the animals released in the merit pool of the temple began It gradually decreased, but the corpses of those animals could be found nearby. At that time, there was a panic in the temple. At this time, we invited the old Zen master again and asked him to show it again. It is said that there should be no evil spirits in this holy place of Buddhism. They came to make trouble, but this happened to us. The old Zen master looked at the temple that day and finally locked the problem on the golden body of Uncle Kong. He saw that the golden body of Uncle Kong actually had fish scales on his mouth. At that time, all of us present were terrified. Seeing this, the old Zen master ordered everyone to take the golden body of Master Kong to be cremated immediately, so as not to change things if it was cremated at the beginning. This master uncle is going to do a ritual, so the result of today will appear after such a delay.

After Lao Bai and I listened to it, we felt that this was too far-fetched. Then why does Monk Liao Kong have white hair?It is reasonable to say that the golden body of the eminent monk is not corrupt. Lao Bai glanced at the two monks. The two monks hurriedly avoided by Lao Bai. Lao Bai sneered and said: "The two masters must have something to hide from us .

The two monks looked at Lao Bai, sighed for a while and said: "It's really impossible to hide from the eyes of the benefactor Bai. The two of us saw the spiritual light shining on the heads of the two. Presumably, the two are also practitioners and have the ability to find me. Master Kong is gone, we hope that the two of you will be merciful and leave the whole body of my uncle.

Lao Bai and I looked at each other with a smile, and Lao Bai stepped forward and said: Two masters, we chatted for a long time, but you didn't say the right place, and you didn't say why you cheated on Master Kong's corpse.

The two monks looked at us for a long time with embarrassment, only to hear Huiming sighed and said to Huichen: Brother, I don’t think we can hide this matter, so let’s talk about it. Huiming ignored Huichen’s obstruction and said: To tell you the truth, my uncle, before he became a monk, had harmed many people because of his own selfish interests. Presumably the matter of the golden body and long hair must be related to this matter, so you two see that there is a good life for you. For the sake of morality, leave my uncle as a dead body.

Hearing this, the matter became more or less clear. After the two monks left, Lao Bai said to me: It seems that I am busy at night.

night!After everyone got off work, the funeral parlor was very deserted. Lao Bai and I sat in the guard room and drank some wine. Time passed like this. Lao Bai sat on the stool and sighed, alas!Ozawa is still waiting for me at home. Tell me that you have to be on duty at night. What the hell is going on? I have to report to Lao Jia tomorrow to cancel overtime work.

When I was chatting with Lao Bai, a feeling of being peeped suddenly arose leisurely, I glanced at the window, and was shocked, only to see a shriveled and terrifying face appearing on the window, I shouted at Lao Bai One sound, look at the old guy coming.

what!Lao Bai was stunned for a moment, glanced out of the window, and hurriedly said to me: Don't let me run away this time.

Lao Bai and I rushed out with the dick, but in the yard, there was no sign of the old bald donkey!

people!Lao Bai was carrying a brick and looking around, I said to Lao Bai: Don't worry, he must have been around here before going far, these days he has not absorbed flesh and blood, he will definitely not be able to bear it.

As soon as he finished speaking, he only heard the bad wind behind him, and Lao Bai shouted from the side: Xiaofeng!careful.

At this moment, it was too late to turn around, so I just rolled and hid, and when I looked up again, I saw the old bald donkey standing there, wearing an apricot-yellow cassock. Where did it get scratched, and there were blood stains at the corner of the mouth, I hurriedly said to Lao Bai when I saw this: Don't let him run away this time.

Lao Bai said to me: Don't worry, just look at it, as soon as the words fell, Lao Bai's big brick greeted him.

I saw that Lao Bai was about to start, so I couldn't be idle, so I quickly chanted the spell and summoned the four guardians of the immortal family.

After the guardian of the Xian family arrived, he saw the scene in front of him and said to me: Sir!What's happening here.

I shook my head and said: That old guy cheated, don't ask so many questions, let's talk about it after taking him down.

The four protectors nodded and rushed forward.The four guardians plus Lao Bai, the five of them swam around the old rice dumpling like a revolving lantern.

This move is a high and low sentence, five beat one, even if the old rice dumpling is strong, he can't stand it, but the strange thing is that this old guy won't fall no matter how hard he beats?Seeing this, Lao Bai hurriedly stepped back and said to me: Xiaofeng!I have to think of a way, this old zongzi can't be beaten, if it continues like this, it will be difficult to handle.

To be honest, I am also in a hurry, but there is nothing I can do about it.

At this moment, one of the protectors said to me while beating: Sir, there is a faint Buddha light appearing on this person. He must have been a Buddhist in his lifetime. Although he has become a white evil now, he has the evil spirit of Buddhism to check and balance him It won't be able to show it for a while, so for now, just remove the evil spirit from this person.

Let go of evil spirits?What to do, I looked at Lao Bai.At this time, Laobai looked at me with a smirk and said: This method is very simple, there are two methods, one is to break the anus of this person, and the evil spirit will be discharged from below, but now you see, this old rice dumpling is just like that wooden Ino is almost the same, the method of releasing the evil energy from the anus is no longer feasible, and there is only the last method left.

When I saw Lao Bai's reticence, I was so angry in my heart, I said to Lao Bai: If you have something to say, don't hesitate.

Lao Bai smirked and said: This method is simpler, that is to suck out the evil spirit from his mouth.

What!Your uncle's old white, what kind of bad move is this, no way!This method will never work. Who the hell is doing this fucking job? It's you or me.

Lao Bai didn't answer me, and shouted to the four guardians of the immortal family: "Four guardians, restrain this old rice dumpling, your husband is going to let go of his evil spirit."

The four guardians dared not neglect the old zongzi when they heard it, they saw the four golden whips ruthlessly suppressed the old zongzi. At this moment, Lao Bai ran over in a hurry, clamped the old zongzi's waist with his legs, and then He lifted the old rice dumpling's head firmly with his hands, and then shouted to me: "Hurry up, Xiaofeng, success or failure depends on it."

Old Bai, your uncle, this is not cheating me, I feel sick when I look at this old guy, and let me talk to him, even if I am beaten to death, I will not do it.Seeing that I didn't move, Lao Bai said with some difficulty: "Hurry up, Xiaofeng, I can't hold on anymore."

I saw Lao Bai bared his teeth, it didn't look like a fake, but what should I do, do I really want to suck it?After that, how can I mess around? Thinking of this, I suddenly thought of a more suitable candidate, I hurriedly chanted the spell, and called Chang Xiaopao.

After Chang Xiaopao came, he was stunned when he saw the situation, and said to me: "Xiaofeng, what's going on?"

I don't have the time to explain so much to him now, so I hurriedly said to him: Damn it, suck out the evil spirit from this old guy, if it's later, we'll all have to finish the game.I knew that Chang Xiaopao would definitely not do it, so I stretched out my left hand and pushed Chang Xiaopao over, and then said to the four protectors: "Go on."

Chang Xiaopao didn't know what was going on, but when I pushed him like this, he heard an ouch, and one of the guardians grabbed Chang Xiaopao, and sent him forward, but Chang Xiaopao didn't hold back, and all of a sudden he was with him. The old zongzi came to mouth to mouth.

Seeing this, I hurriedly shouted to Chang Xiaopao: Yes!Used to suck.

Then look at the old zongzi's body slowly softening, and for a while, the old zongzi completely collapsed.

After Chang Xiaopao left the old zongzi's body, he burst into tears and shouted to me: "Wang Mofeng!"You are not human, you don’t have to do this, what are you doing, bullying people, woo woo woo!
In fact, I was also quite sorry, but his suffering is better than mine. I patted Chang Xiaopao and said: It's okay! Another hero after 18 years.

Chang Xiaopao ignored me and was still crying.

At this time, Lao Bai came over and said to me: Xiaofeng!This matter is settled, and this old rice dumpling is also settled.

I nodded and was about to speak, but the phone rang. Who is calling me in the middle of the night? I took it out and saw that it was Kong Yao. Maybe something happened to Kong Yao, so I quickly answered the phone.

Hello!Xiaofeng, I'm on the train now, and I can arrive in Shenyang tomorrow morning, don't forget to pick me up.

what!Kong Yao is coming.

(End of this chapter)