Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 13 Milk Tea Xishi
To say that people really can't help but talk about it, let alone a ghost!When I turned around, that damned ghost girl had already stood behind me at some point, with both hands pinching my neck, I felt a sudden suffocation.Dude, I really miscalculated, I didn’t recruit Huang Xiaohua and they didn’t say anything, even the most basic self-help was impossible. Seeing that my buddy was about to return to his position, I suddenly remembered that there was still a brick by my side. Before I had time to think about it, I reached out and picked up a brick So I threw it at the ghost girl, if you say that the accuracy is really unusual, because the ghost girl is attached to the human body at the moment, so the brick I hit is really honest.

Now I don't have time to think about other things, after throwing that girl aside, I quickly cast the spell to summon Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua, who knows it won't work this time.Damn, I really let these two bony only sons play like monkeys this time, it seems that I am going to hit the street today.

The female ghost was really a little scared at first, even though she became a fierce ghost, she might also know that Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao's methods seemed to be afraid of them, but seeing me gesticulate for a long time, it didn't matter, the female ghost stood up and laughed.

Just like this, I and her looked at each other, not to mention that the entity this ghost girl is looking for is really good, but the face is a little bit worse.I looked at each other for about 1 minute. I looked at the bricks on the ground. The ghost seemed to know what I was going to do before I picked it up. The ghost picked up a brick and started chasing me. I ran away.

Damn, I thought the brick I picked up was for self-defense, but I didn't expect it to become the murder weapon of that ghost girl. It's really a steal.Since I had scouted the terrain here a long time ago, when I saw that ghost girl chasing me, I ran away.

I feel that my speed is fast enough, that ghost bitch is faster than me and catches up with me in a few steps, according to my back is a brick to hit me, so buddy I am still strong I ran forward, but I found that how I ran was almost turning in circles again. Damn, this must have been done by that ghost bitch, like going to the wall or something. It seems that my life will be explained today. .

Thinking of this, I simply didn't run anymore. Anyway, it's better to have a good time than to die. I stopped suddenly, didn't turn my head, and kicked back. With a bang, it seemed that I had kicked that ghost girl. I turned my head Sure enough, that ghost girl was kicked to the ground by me, which made me happy.

The female ghost didn't expect that I would use this trick, and when I fell to the ground in a daze, I rushed over, and I was about to greet her with the brick in my hand while riding on the female ghost.But I still underestimated the strength of this ghost girl. Before I could make a move, the female ghost had already pushed me away and turned over to ride on me. It would be worse if I changed from active to passive.

The female ghost didn't seem to be in a hurry to kill me, she seemed to torture me first and then kill me, like a cat playing with a mouse.Even if my fist hit her, it didn't help.If only I had Ciri's strength so that I wouldn't be overwhelmed by this damn bitch.

Suddenly, I remembered one thing that was the dream I had that night, and it was the same scene in the dream. When I was about to die, a golden armored god came. I remembered that the golden armored god was the protector of the fairy hall. I forgot about this stubble, but I am a disciple who can invite immortals to upper body.

I saw that the female ghost didn't do anything for a long time. This was the opportunity that God gave me. I silently recited the dharma protection mantra in my heart: Immortal protects the horse and walks in ten directions, roams freely in the three realms, wearing armor, it is difficult to kill soldiers, and everything can be done in one moment. , Recruiting thousands of soldiers and thousands of horses, I will be the leader if everything is safe and sound. The purpose of the Jinhua Sect Master's law is that the remnants of the defeated army will be collected for a while.I follow the decree of the Jinhua leader, and I am as urgent as a law.After chanting the mantra, I yelled to ask the guardian of Xiantang.

After hearing my shout, the female ghost knew that something bad was going to happen, and she couldn't help but thrust her hands into my heart.Now my buddy suffers from being pressed down by her and cannot move, so he has to accept his fate.Who could have imagined that at this moment there was a thunder, and a man wearing gold armor and holding a steel knife came down from the sky and slashed at the ghost girl.

The female ghost didn't dare to be careless when she saw the guardian I summoned, so she suddenly changed her hand and grabbed the steel knife.

The protector I invited was really extraordinary, I only heard the protector snort coldly.The evildoer caught it without letting go, and the knife was slashing at the female ghost's wrist.The female ghost had to turn over and get off my body in pain.

Damn, if people saw the scene just now, they would think it was a female ghost who was going to rape me. I saw the female ghost get off my body, rolled over and hid behind the guardian.

The female ghost didn't expect that I could attract such a ruthless character before I died, and after the unwillingness in my heart turned into a roar, she rushed towards the golden armored guardian.You must know that this protector is no better than Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua beside me. The protectors in Xiantang are all experienced. In reality, they are all like Zhongnanhai bodyguards. In this round, the female ghost was broken by the ghost door on her head by the guardian.

After the female ghost screamed, she ran away.Can I let her run at this time?I still understand the reason why her illness kills her, so I picked up a brick and said to the guardian next to me: Don't let this bitch get away.

The guardian smiled at me and didn't mean to chase, at this moment, Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao stopped the female ghost along the way with a few Qingfeng behind.When I see these two animals get angry, I don't fight with each other. This is obviously to pick up cheap, beat the dog in the water!It was useless, a few breezes behind Chang Xiaopao went over and held down the ghost girl.

Seeing this, I hurried over and wanted to hit the ghost girl with the brick in my hand, but was stopped by Huang Xiaohua.

Xiaofeng, stop, this female ghost is now living in someone else's body, if you beat this body to death, I'm afraid you will be imprisoned.

Huang Xiaohua stopped me, and a few breezes patted the back of the female ghost's forehead a few times, and a puff of smoke came out of it, a few breezes tied the female ghost, pushed her to me and said: Sir, this female ghost Now that you have been subdued, how do you deal with it.

I looked at the female ghost, and the female ghost glared at me.Now I'm not beating or scolding, I just said to the few Qingfeng around me: "Send her to the underworld, hurry up so I don't get upset."

A few Qingfeng were about to escort the female ghost away, I remembered something and called them to stop and said: Don't let her run away again this time.If I'm running, I guess this life really has to be taken.

A few Qingfeng said to me: Don't worry, sir, now this female ghost has been broken and can't make any troubles.After finishing speaking, a few breezes turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared into the night.

Seeing that the matter has been resolved, the protector of Xiantang hugged me and said: Take care, sir, and leave.Now it's just me, Huang Xiaohua, Chang Xiaopao, and the entity possessed by the ghost.

I turned my head to look at Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua, waiting for them to give me an explanation.

Chang Xiaopao looked at me and sighed, this is his signature move.I knew he was going to be in trouble again next.

As expected, Chang Xiaopao said to me: "Xiaofeng, don't be angry. We didn't come this time to train you. If you need me and Xiaohua to help you with everything, when will you grow up?"

I snorted and threw the brick in my hand and sat on the ground and said to him: You two need to know, if I hadn't invited the guardian of Xiantang at the last moment, I would have met your grandpa for a drink by now.

Chang Xiaopao smiled awkwardly and said: "Xiaofeng, you have grown up now, you can't rely on me and Xiaohua for everything, we have already made a fortune for you, you will be safe tonight, if at the last moment you If you didn't invite the guardians, Xiao Hua and I would come out to save you.

Believe it or not, I turned my head away and trotted away.But another eloquent Huang Xiaohua came over and said to me: Xiaofeng!Don't be angry anymore, in fact, this time we did this to temper you, in fact, we also have difficulties, when the time comes, the leader of Xiantang has already passed down the word that you will go to college this time to experience.If you still haven't made progress in three years, Xiao Pai and I will be punished when we go back, and we may not even have the chance to be wild immortals in the future, so you have to be considerate of us.

It turns out that what I said and said was all for yourselves. You caught me, the unlucky guy, in order to improve your performance. You must know how dangerous it was just now.

Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao kept talking softly, my character is exactly the kind of soft-hearted, and my heart is very soft.After being fooled by them for a few words, I can't pursue it any further, alas!It's all the fault of character!Now I find that I am confused when someone like Fan Wei fools me.

The two chattered endlessly in their ears, and I was already tired and said to the two of them: What if there is another lying down there.

The two looked back at the entity lying on the ground, which was actually a girl.I came closer and took a closer look, not to mention that she was really pretty, with fair skin, long hair in a shawl, and she was very thin with an oval face, and she was really pretty.

Huang Xiaohua took a look and took the girl's pulse. In fact, I still know a little about Huang Xiaohua's skills. Their Huang family mainly seeks medical treatment, while Chang Xiaopao mainly seeks news.

Huang Xiaohua said at this time: This girl is fine, it's just excessive fatigue, and the yang energy of her body has been somewhat depleted by others after standing for so long. As long as she rests for a few days, she will be fine. After finishing speaking, she blew on the girl. The girl's eyelids moved.

Now Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua have disappeared and I am the only one left, I can't go back alone and leave her here.The girl really woke up and she opened her eyes and saw me first.The girl looked at me with tears in her eyes and said to me: Are you a human or a ghost!

Damn it looks like this bitch thinks I'm a ghost, man!If it was a ghost, I would have eaten you a long time ago, not to mention that when the girl opened her eyes, her eyes were big and she was so charming when she cried.

When the girl heard that I was human, she breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at me nervously, tugged at her clothes and said, "You saved me?"
I really can't say this, it's like this in principle, but I can't say that a female ghost got on your body and I drove the female ghost away. If you say this, whoever believes it!

Seeing that I didn't speak, the girl became more nervous and asked, did you save me?

Be it!It's so late, let's not stay here anymore, I'll take you back.

The girl finally felt relieved after hearing what I said. She asked me what major I was studying, and I told her and then asked her where I was from.

The girl told me that she was studying medicine a few days ago, when she was in anatomy class, the teacher asked her and some classmates to go to the morgue to carry the corpse. Usually boys do the work of carrying the corpse. The teacher didn’t know what happened that day. Let her come, when she came to the morgue, she didn't go in, she just waited outside, at this moment, in a dark place not far from the morgue, a woman in red was smiling at her and waving at her, but she couldn't help it He walked over, as if he was confused, who knew that the woman would rush towards him as soon as he walked over, and then his eyes went dark, and he didn't know anything, and when he woke up, he was here.

The girl asked me a lot of questions, including about the female ghost. I just told her that she was not a female ghost at all, but was caught by a perverted demon, and I happened to pass by so I saved her.

This silly girl really believed it, and I put her down when I came downstairs to their dormitory, because she couldn't move, and I carried her all the way.After getting off my back, she glanced at me and said: What's your name.

Wang Mofeng!
She smiled at me and limped upstairs.

On the way back I just remembered that I hadn't asked her name yet, what a fucking failure.

Back in the dormitory, the five brothers slept like pigs. I took off my clothes and lay on the bed. My whole body was like falling apart. It's really not easy to be a master of exorcism. In the final analysis, my skills are too fashionable and I can't rely on others.

I had nothing to say all night and the next day I slept until noon when I was woken up by the sound of gongs and drums.There were several people around me at this time.

Fatty Zhou Wu said to me: "Old Five!"What did you do last night.

I was taken aback!What's wrong.

Get up and watch for yourself, Chen Tian walked over to me and said: "Okay, fifth, you can even make Xi Shi with milk tea, it's really impressive, you are really a strange person in our funeral department."

It's all going on and on, why the more I talk about it, the more confused I become.

The boss Zhou Wu said: You should go out and see for yourself.

I put on my clothes and went outside, only to see the gongs and drums outside the dormitory, and the firecrackers were about to go off. The girl I rescued yesterday was standing in the front, and her parents and school leaders were standing behind her. , the girl's parents were still holding a pennant in their hands, on which was written, "Save people in distress" in four large characters.

But now my heart is even more confused.

(End of this chapter)