Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 142 The Bizarre Incident at the Funeral Parlor ([-])
"The trip to Yunnan is over. The four of us went back the same way. In the car, Fan Song and Lao Bai Langlang were bragging. I don't know how this stupid bird became the captain. Me and How could Lao Bai have the mood to listen to his stinky vernacular, whenever he wanted to talk, Lao Bai and I just pretended to be asleep.Later, Fan Song also learned to be good. Seeing that Lao Bai and I didn't want to talk to him, he stopped speaking. When we came back, we had a decent board and lodging.

After a week's journey, we rushed back to the Northeast. After returning, Fan Song put on a face and said to Lao Bai and me: The two brothers have worked hard all the way, and the elder brother will be the host tonight, and I hope the two brothers will appreciate you. .

After Laobai and I took a look at Fan Song, Laobai stepped forward and said to Fan Song: Captain Fan, there is a saying that if we disagree with each other, we are not the same way. Case, don't forget to call the money later, Lao Bai and I ignored Fan Song after we finished talking, took a taxi and went home directly.

It’s been almost a month since I left, and I really missed my family when I said it. In fact, I still miss Kong Yao most of all. Now I’m fulfilling that sentence. After Lao Bai and I parted ways, we both We decided to take a day off and go to work the day after tomorrow, so we went back to our respective homes.

After returning home, both parents went to work, only Kong Yao and grandma were at home. At this time, Kong Yao was watching TV with grandma, so I walked over quietly.I was going to give Kong Yao a surprise, but at this moment, Kong Yao, who was concentrating on watching TV, seemed to have noticed something, turned her head and saw me, stood up quickly, screamed and threw herself into my arms, sobbing and said: Why did you come back, you bastard.

I patted Kong Yao and said: Sorry for being late.After letting go of Kong Yao, I took out the souvenirs I bought from Yunnan to my grandma. The old man was very happy to see that I had returned safely. Just as we were chatting, the phone rang suddenly. Lao Bai called, could something have happened?After I answered the phone, as I expected, Lao Bai said to me on the phone: "Xiaofeng, hurry up and let me come over here, something serious happened."

After putting down the phone, I took Kong Yao directly to the office. In the office, Ozawa didn’t go to work today and was eating noodles with Lao Bai. Seeing me and Kong Yao coming, Ozawa gave me another The two filled a bowl and brought it over. While eating the noodles, I said to Lao Bai: What happened.

Lao Bai ate noodles as if he had entered a pigsty, then he looked up at me and said: Didn't you find anything wrong today?

I always felt a little weird when I was told by Lao Bai. I looked at the room, but there was no change. After thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly remembered that Ozawa didn't go to work today?But there's nothing wrong with that, maybe it's a holiday.

Seeing my puzzled expression, Lao Bai smiled and said, "Didn't you see that my guy is at home today?"

I nodded, yes!What's the matter.

Something happened to the funeral home, Ozawa said.

What!I looked at Ozawa in surprise and said: What happened.

Ozawa shook his head and said: It's hard to say, I don't know how to tell you, anyway, the funeral home is already a mess now, and it has been closed for rectification.

I was confused by these few words, I looked at Lao Bai and said: What exactly happened.

Lao Bai also shook his head and said: How would I know, I saw her at home just after I came back, thinking that she was resting today, who would have thought that something would happen to the funeral parlor.

Ozawa went on to say at this time: This incident started about midnight and a month ago. Not long after you left at that time, the funeral home was still operating as before, and nothing happened, but one day a corpse was delivered. I don't know where the corpse was sent from. They said it was stored in our funeral home first. Since the other party was relatively powerful, Lao Jia didn't dare to mess with it, so he left the corpse, but something happened the next day. At the beginning of the day, a large number of mice and cockroaches moved in the funeral parlor. I have never seen this kind of spectacle. At this time, someone was whispering below, saying anything, but if there are large animals moving, it means this place. There is going to be a major change, at first I thought it was an earthquake, and everyone dared not stay in the house, but later there was no sign of an earthquake, and then things went beyond our imagination. One night we just After work, there was nothing going on in the funeral home at that time, but early the next morning, the corpses in the morgue were all amputated, and the stumps were thrown all over the floor. The scene scared everyone, so we immediately called Call Lao Jia, and then call the police. When Lao Jia came, he cried when he saw the scene. Lao Jia knew that in his jurisdiction, if such a thing happened, the curator would probably do it to the end Yes, the police concluded after investigation that, judging from the situation at the scene, it should not be man-made, but rather that the arms and legs were pulled off by the corpses themselves.

At that time, all the people present were dumbfounded. They couldn't believe it, and the unknown corpse also disappeared. The punishment of the Civil Affairs Bureau was decided on the same day. Due to Lao Jia's lax supervision and management, he will be exempted from now on. Funeral director position, stay on job inspection, funeral home suspends business, internal learning.

When Lao Jia heard the punishment decision, he fainted immediately. Later, our group of people had a holiday, and we are still staying at home until today. This is how it happened, and we don’t know when we will be able to go to work.

After listening to it, Lao Bai and I were in a mess. We always felt that there seemed to be something wrong here. It seems that we have to go to the funeral parlor to find out these things, but before we go, we have to meet someone. That is the driver, Fatty Qian.

In the afternoon, Lao Bai and I took a taxi to Qian Fatty’s house, went upstairs and Lao Bai knocked on the door. There was not much time, and Qian Qian opened the door with only a crack. , this guy pushed the door open all of a sudden, and gave me and Lao Bai a bear hug, you two brothers, you are back, and said that Fatty Qian cried out here.

What the hell is going on, Lao Bai and I were a little confused, and said to Fatty Qian: Brother Qian, what's the matter with you.

Fatty Qian let the two of us into the house. We have been to Fatty Qian’s house before, and it was fairly clean, but today it looks like a pig’s nest. The loyal dog Barton lay on the ground and looked at me with his eyes He glanced at Laobai and closed it again.

After Lao Bai and I found a place to sit down, Fatty Qian dug out two bottles of soda from the refrigerator and handed them over, saying: Brothers, you may be back. If you come back later, you probably won’t be able to see brother.

Seeing this, Lao Bai asked: "What happened to Brother Qian, please tell me quickly."

I just came back, my butt hasn’t warmed up yet, and something happened again. I wanted to keep warm at home, but I didn’t expect that another fucking accident happened at my place of work. After hearing what Xiao Ze said, Lao Bai and I kept going I was wondering if something happened in the funeral parlor. Could it be the ghosts of those guys in Houshan? With this in mind, Lao Bai and I came to Fatty Qian’s house, hoping to learn the ins and outs of the matter from this fat man , But just arrived at Fatty Qian's house, this damn guy seemed to be hibernating, sleeping with his dog at home, and when he saw me, Lao Bai, he burst into tears, which confused us both.

At this time, Lao Bai asked Fatty Qian what happened, and Fatty Qian thought for a long time before he said, "To tell you the truth, something happened to the funeral parlor. I think Miss Ozawa told you about it. That's it, but the two brothers don't know. Even though something happened to the funeral home, I'm not having a good time. Recently, when it was dark, those things came to my house. If it wasn't for Barton, I guess my old man I died, but fortunately the two brothers came back, and I am not afraid of my brother this time.

Brother Qian, did something happen to you here? I asked.

Fatty Qian nodded and said: Yes, as soon as it gets dark, someone knocks on the door, but there is nothing when the door is opened. It seems that Barton can see something and shout at the door. Sometimes even Barton is afraid. Knowing that dogs are the most spiritual things, they can see what humans cannot see.

After hearing this, Lao Bai and I both felt it was funny. Fatty Qian seems to have never stopped since we met. I really can’t say what he ordered, I can only say that this guy has bad ideas.

Brother Qian, there is nothing to do tonight, let's go out for a drink?Lao Bai asked.

Fatty Qian thought for a while and said: Brothers, to tell you the truth, I really want to go too, but I don't feel worried if Barton is left at home by himself, what if something happens to him.

I sighed, Fatty Qian is usually quite a philistine, but I didn’t expect him to be good to a dog. I had no choice but to go to Xiaolou to buy some wine and vegetables, and just drank at Fatty Qian’s house. I started drinking in the afternoon and continued to drink until evening. During this period, Lao Bai and I talked about the trip to Yunnan.Fatty Qian was so hooked, he finally sighed and said to us: If I can go to Yunnan, that would be great, and I must go to Yunnan if I have a chance in the future.

(End of this chapter)