Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 17 Idiot
I remember that when I was in middle school, I always felt that the holidays passed quickly in a blink of an eye, but after I went to college, I realized that winter vacation is also a kind of pain, especially this year's winter vacation. The plan was made, but nothing came to fruition when I got home. All of this is due to these bitches Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua. To put it mildly, teach me some skills so that I can avoid disaster. To put it bluntly, use me. Come and exchange experience points for them, and then they can upgrade.

Now I set foot on the train going south, not to mention how comfortable I am.This time is the same as last time, I still brought Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua with me, these two attendants, they have been my horse guards for a while, their skills haven’t improved, but their lip service is better than before, the train stopped at Shanhaiguan Rest, but Chang Xiao ran's mouth didn't rest, he just heard him bragging along the way, saying how powerful their Chang family is.

I listened to it as a joke, but Huang Xiaohua sat aside and didn't like to listen to it.Chang Xiaopao was still babbling on and on, knowing that Huang Xiaohua's madness was not normal, I was so sure because I had seen it before, if Chang Xiaopao was babbling on and on, Huang Xiaohua would have to explode.Although only I can see them, but Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao really started fighting, and the people in this car must suffer accordingly. In order to prevent this world war from breaking out, I can only use the silence spell to make Chang Xiaopao shut down. mouth.

Chang Xiaopao, the fly, seemed to be quiet, but Huang Xiaohua got excited, not only burying the old Chang's family as useless, but also bragging about how powerful the Huang family is.Because Chang Xiaopao was cast with a curse, I couldn't speak and could only stare there.

That's how I got here along the way, but it can be counted as going to school.When I got back to the dormitory, I found that the five brothers had already arrived, and when they saw me, they had to let me have a drink at night. The reason was simply because I was late.

Since the new year was just over, everyone couldn't eat anything too greasy, so they only ordered a few vegetarian dishes and four small vegetables.After drinking a few bottles of beer, the feeling is as comfortable as it is, and the suffocation of being at home for the past two months is finally vomited out.At this time, everyone was a little flustered. Someone suggested to go to karaoke after drinking, which was indeed a good idea, so I paid the bill and everyone went straight to the karaoke hall.

At midnight, after I sang my last song "Hair Like Snow", everyone went back to the dormitory to work hard for the next semester, and I was going to face the terrible disaster.

It was another sunny morning. For some reason, the left eyelid kept twitching, the left eye twitched, and the right eye twitched.Looks like I'm going to be lucky today.When I came to the cafeteria, I ordered five steamed stuffed buns with sauerkraut stuffing and a bowl of soy milk. Our school is really good and considerate. I know that some students come from the Northeast, and they actually sell sauerkraut. Let alone the sauerkraut stuffing. The buns are really authentic.Just when I was lamenting how beautiful life is, a student in front of the cashier not far from me was arguing with the salesperson. At this time, there were already many people around, and the student was giving a long lecture to the salesperson.

I walked over with a steamed stuffed bun in my hand, and happened to see my classmate Le, who was leaning forward and back together, ignoring other people's feelings. I walked up to him and asked him what happened to Le Cheng.

He told me that the student had been talking about it since seven o'clock in the morning because he was missing a dollar. Well!

I looked up and saw this student, about one person tall, with short hair and dark skin. He looked very much like us from the Northeast.I was convinced by him, just because of one dollar!But this buddy didn't mean to stop at all, he was still talking there.The salesman standing across from him is now on the verge of collapse, looking at him with teary eyes.

I squeezed through the crowd and gave him a hand and said: Dude, it's already past eight o'clock, and classes are about to start, I think let's forget about it.Besides, if you want to be forgiving and forgiving, why do you bother.

That buddy was talking, he interrupted me when he saw me, and looked back at me, and then said to me, man, are you from the Northeast?
I nodded.That buddy suddenly grinned at me and said: Me too, I am from Fuxin, Liaoning, and you are from Nagada.

Ah!I never thought that this buddy is also from the Northeast and also from the same province, what a fate!
After I finished the introduction, he put my shoulders on my shoulder and said, I will spare her today to save face for the fellow, and then said to the salesperson: Forget about today, you have to remember what your job is. Why did you miss a dollar from me when you settled the accounts? You must know that this dollar was earned by my parents, so you are allowed to embezzle like this. You must know that embezzling a dollar is also a crime. The teacher never taught you when you were in school It's not a bad idea to pick up money.

Oh shit!If this silly robe and Chang Xiaopao are together and have a common language, now I really want to find a crack in the ground, and it would be embarrassing to know him.

This buddy put his arms around my shoulders and walked out after he was mad. He asked, what do you call me?

I'm sweating!You must know that today is the first time I met him and we didn't speak more than ten sentences, so we still hate seeing each other so late.My name is Wang Mofeng, I study funeral.

Ouch I go!Dude, why are we so destined to each other? I also study funeral art. My name is Bai Chi.

What!idiot.

It's not an idiot, it's Bai Chi.The buddy explained.

I.
Your name is Wang Mofeng, are you the Wang Mofeng who bravely fought against the perverted demon and finally rescued Milk Tea Xi Shi from the demon's hands?Bai Chi asked.

I saved people, but I didn't fight any perverted demons, I just had a better idea.It seems that all my bad things have been compiled into storytelling, and it is estimated that after a while, it will be said that I am fighting Godzilla.

I saw the idiot cast an envious look after I finished speaking and said, "It's really a pleasure to know me, buddy. I think we'll just marry each other."

I looked at this idiot and couldn't say a word.It's the first time I've seen such a brain-dead person.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Bai Chi thought that I was unwilling and wanted to talk to me. At this moment, a voice came from a distance, asking why Bai Chi was still dawdling in class. I don't know.

A very shrunken old man came over. This old man is the director who taught us funeral services. We all call him Old Li.

When Bai Chi saw Lao Li's head, he was like a mouse seeing a cat. He lowered his head and walked over. Before leaving, he turned his head and said to me: "Brother, I will find you someday when I have time."

Seeing Bai Chi being taken away by Old Li, I sighed.There are so many wonders in the world, it's really amazing that there are living treasures like Bai Chi in the world.

I suddenly remembered something, it was past eight o'clock and I should go to class, so I ran towards the teaching building.

(End of this chapter)