Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 199 The Smurfs ([-])
In the depths of the sea, deep in the jungle, there is a group of Smurfs, they are lively and intelligent.

Lao Bai stood on the window sill humming the nursery rhymes from his childhood, looking very happy.

I sighed and looked at the silly old Bai, who was killed by that little nurse. If I had to look at the Smurfs, how could there be so many Smurfs in this world of your uncle? The Smurfs, like Laobai, are probably Gargamel.

Xiaofeng, do you think that Smurf will appear tonight?Lao Bai asked me while whistling.

I didn't know how I got back, and said to Lao Bai: Seeing is believing, you just watch there first, if there is any change, report to me in time, after I finished speaking, I turned around and went to sleep.

Alas!Xiaofeng, don't sleep, it's late at night, and besides, I'm still in the hospital, I'm fucking afraid of the dark, so I slip up and talk to me, and we'll watch The Smurfs together later.

I looked at Lao Bai helplessly, and I also knew that if this guy didn’t sleep, he wouldn’t let me sleep peacefully, so I had no choice but to go crazy with this guy, I sat up, lit a cigarette and watched I looked at my watch, it was just ten o'clock, I walked to the window, a gust of cool wind blew, I was much more refreshed, I said to Lao Bai: Didn't the little nurse say there was a red lantern, did you see it.

Lao Bai rubbed his eyes and said to me: I have been watching for a long time, but there is no movement at all. I know these little girls. They heard that the wind is rain, and what they said is so old-fashioned.

I smiled and said: "Then you can't wait."

wait!Why don't you wait, I want to see what's so special about the Smurf with the red lantern.

Time passed by little by little, if it wasn't for the support of cigarettes, I would have fallen asleep by now, and I don't know why, I was so sleepy this time, I always wanted to sleep.

sleep!Don't wait, I think it's over, I said to Lao Bai.

The guy was unmoved, and kept his eyes on the hospital yard.I saw that this guy ignored me, so I might as well go to sleep, I don't have the time to go crazy with him.

When I was half asleep and half awake, Lao Bai suddenly shouted at me: "Xiao Feng, get up quickly, I found something."

I was so sleepy that I ignored this guy.

Come on, Xiaofeng!Come out, the red lantern came out.Lao Bai's voice seemed anxious.

I opened my eyes and walked over, and said sleepily to Lao Bai: I was surprised, what the hell is going on.

See for yourself what that is.My God, that little nurse didn't lie to us, you see that red lantern really appeared.

Sure enough, as Lao Bai said, there was something like a red lantern appearing in the northwest corner of the hospital. This thing was like a will-o'-the-wisp, erratic.

let's go!Let's go downstairs and have a look.Lao Bai will come down after he finishes speaking.

Seeing this, I hurriedly grabbed Lao Bai and said: You don't want to die, we don't have any guys now, aren't we courting death if we go down.

Today, Lao Bai didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he waved his hands and said: Oh, what danger can there be, at best, he is a brat, what are you afraid of him doing, let's go.After speaking, Lao Bai looked under his bed, and the big brick was still there. Lao Bai came over with the big brick and said: It is enough to have him here.Xiaofeng, do you need to get ready?

I also looked under my bed, and sure enough my things were still there. After I took out a few charms, I followed Lao Bai, a bastard, downstairs.

I just walked to the lobby, where the lights are still on, and two nurses are chatting there.

I glanced at Lao Bai and said, "Look, there are people, how can we get out."

Lao Bai thought for a while and said, "Xiao Feng, you find the Xian family and ask them to turn off the lights. Then I will draw two invisibility symbols, and we can get out together."

I looked at Lao Bai, there was really nothing I could do with this guy, nothing could stop him now, I chanted a spell and summoned Chang Xiaopao, the old guy came out and saw me and said: Oh, Xiaofeng, why are you here? Here it is.I looked at Chang Xiaopao and said: Don't talk about those useless things, go and turn off the lights for me, the two of us are going out.

Chang Xiaopao nodded, then turned around and left, and Lao Bai was also preparing a spell at this time, within about 5 minutes, the lights in the hall suddenly went out, Lao Bai and I seized the time and ran out in a hurry. I only heard the screams of two female nurses. It seemed that the power outage had frightened them. As soon as the two of us went out, the lights in the hall turned on.

Lao Bai looked back and said: The real damn danger was almost discovered.Xiaofeng, let's go, let's catch that Smurf.

Tonight, Lao Bai is so heroic that he wants to fight that Smurf to the end.

The two of us searched around in the yard, and Lao Bai said to me strangely: Oh, I'll go!It's so fucking strange, why did that Smurf disappear? It disappeared in a blink of an eye?Could it be that he would escape.

Your uncle, if you can't find it, just go back to sleep, I'm sleepy, I said to Lao Bai angrily.

Laobai glanced at me and said: "Xiaofeng, tell me about you, you can still have something to do, it's not like a brother talking about you, this Smurf is a rare species, if you really catch it, maybe we will eat it in the next life." You don't have to worry about wearing it anymore, besides, how big a storm can a kid cause, what are you afraid of him doing.

Lao Bai downplayed the matter with a few words, as if killing the enemy was only in an instant.

While we were talking, suddenly a gust of wind blew from behind, and Lao Bai and I knew that something must be approaching, we both hurriedly dodged to the sides, then turned around and saw a small man standing behind us. The kid who ordered was looking at us with a red lantern in his hand.Seeing this, Laobai said to me: Xiaofeng!That little nurse was right, look at this fucking Smurf!

really!What Lao Bai said was right, this little kid was blue from head to toe, and it looked extraordinarily weird against the red lanterns.

hey-hey!The kid suddenly opened his mouth and smiled at us.

What the hell!The small white teeth are extremely sharp, and it would be fine if he took a bite.

Seeing this, Lao Bai gasped and said to me: What the hell is Xiaofeng.

I don't know, didn't you say he is a Smurf, you go up and say hello to him, maybe this kid likes you.

Fuck you, uncle, why don't you go, I don't think this kid is a good thing, so let's catch it first.Lao Bai picked up the brick and rushed over, shouting: Smurf, I'm coming.

Seeing Lao Bai rushing towards him, the little ghost turned around and ran away in fright.

Laobai saw that this kid was a little afraid of him, so he turned his head and said to me, "Look, Xiaofeng, this kid is afraid of us, so hurry up and help him, catch him, and pay him back the money."Hello!Don't run, stop for me, Lao Bai chased after him while talking.

Seeing that Lao Bai's stupid disease started to attack again, I could only sigh and chase Lao Bai out.

The hospital at night is so quiet, but if you see two idiots chasing a child in the dark, maybe you will not be so calm at that time, maybe you will call out a beast at that time, Don't touch that kid, let me do it! !Forget it, I got out of tune, let’s get down to business, Laobai got me out in the middle of the night in order to find out if there are really Smurfs in this world, and it turned out that we both discovered a strange thing by mistake, then It's just that what the little nurse Chen Bing said is absolutely right. There really is a little ghost here, and his whole body is blue. If he is wearing a small underpants and a small hat, he is a Smurf.

Lao Bai is chasing that little ghost at this time, and that little ghost is not afraid of people, thinking we are playing a game with him, it is a joke to run away.

I was chasing after Lao Bai, and the kid seemed to be doing it on purpose, and started circling around the hospital yard. At first, it was nothing, but later, Lao Bai and I were a little exhausted, panting heavily.It was at this moment that the kid suddenly turned around and looked at us with a fierce look.

Both Lao Bai and I were taken aback. I didn't expect this brat to be so thoughtful.Seeing this, Lao Bai hurriedly stood in front of me, looked at the kid and said to me: "Xiaofeng, this fucking kid is cunning enough, you stand aside first, and I will clean him up."After finishing speaking, Lao Bai picked up the brick and was about to go there.

The little ghost looked at me and Lao Bai with a fierce face at this time, and the little red lantern in his hand shook a few times in the air, which was terrible, and the surrounding wind suddenly picked up, and it seemed that someone was crying in the wind.

(End of this chapter)