Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian
Chapter 213 Please don't take the elevator late at night
Chapter 213 Please Don't Take the Elevator Late at Night (Part [-])
This guy Lao Bai was robbed of his job, and now he is annoyed.When I looked at Lao Bai, I wanted to laugh. This fucking real life is in decline. A capable and powerful exorcist is actually being compared by two magic sticks. It's ridiculous when you think about it.Seeing me gloating, Lao Bai yelled at me, what a fart!You, Uncle Bai, how have you ever been so angry? No, I have to go and see how those two magicians cheated money. After talking, Lao Bai put his bag on his back and left.
I was afraid that Lao Bai's temper would cause something, so I had no choice but to follow him.
After the two of us came to Jinghua Electronics Company, the security guard at the door seemed to know Lao Bai. Seeing Lao Bai go and come back, he hurried over and said, "Dude, what's going on, didn't you just leave, why did you come back again?"
Lao Bai glanced at the security guard and said, "Isn't this your President Pei calling me? Let me come and have a look."
oh oh!Go in then.How did the security guard know that Lao Bai was lying.
In this way, Lao Bai and I walked in swaggeringly. It was already dusk and the workers were off work. We saw an altar in front of the main building, surrounded by a lot of people. Lao Bai and I saw this Also walked over.I saw a man and a woman wearing Taoist robes and holding mahogany swords, jumping up there.
Laobai looked at it for a while, then turned around and said to me: Xiaofeng!Did you see, these two guys have improved compared to the last time they danced at Lao Zhao's house, look at that little girl's ass twisted, tsk tsk tsk.
I glanced at what was going on in Lao Bai's mind. After the two danced for a while, the woman suddenly sat down on the ground and muttered something. I listened carefully, why is it so familiar? Listen, I almost didn't laugh, where is the big sister of emotion in the lyrics.
Just climbed a few hills, hey!After crossing a few more rivers, there are only so many ghosts and ghosts, hey!It turned out to be his mother's "Journey to the West". To be honest, if you don't listen carefully, you really can't tell it.
The woman read a passage and stood up, as if she was about to smoke.Seeing this, the man beside him hurriedly shouted: Da Xianer is here!Everyone kneel down!
Not to mention that there are always some fools who will believe it, and seeing that all the onlookers knelt down, if Lao Bai and I didn't squat down, we would be a bit out of the crowd, and we had no choice but to kneel on the ground.Seeing this, the man nodded with satisfaction and said: Please send a leader from your company to talk to Daxian.
I looked up and saw a middle-aged man walking past, at this moment Lao Bai said to me: He is that Mr. Pei.
This man surnamed Pei stepped forward and knelt at the woman's feet, but his eyes were dishonest, and he kept looking into her skirt, but the woman didn't care, and said to Mr. Pei below: "Old fairy, I'm here today." However, seeing that there is an evil spirit here, the people below should report their names and tell the whole story, so you can take a closer look.
After Mr. Pei heard it, he hurriedly reported his name, and then told the story again.
Ok!The woman pondered for a moment and said: I know this matter. I have three magic talismans here, which can help you drive away evil spirits, but this talisman is too powerful, so it can only be pasted for three days. Otherwise, it will be bad for you. Take it away. Bar.After speaking, three charms appeared from the sleeve of the woman here and fell to the ground.
Lao Bai was excited and said to me: This is a bit like David's magic. These two guys used to work in the circus, probably they are jugglers.
At this moment, a sudden gust of wind blew by, and Lao Bai and I felt that something was wrong, because the gust of wind was strange, and there was a trace of yin in the gust of wind, which was enough to prove that something was coming.
Lao Bai gloated and said to me: Look at the retribution coming, I want to see how these two guys deal with it.
The gust of wind overturned everything on the altar, and the pretending man and woman were extremely flustered seeing this. They didn't expect such a thing to happen. Kneeling on the ground, Mr. Pei hurriedly kowtowed and said: Daxian, help me!Daxian..The old guy fainted from fear.
At first, the man and the woman rushed into the air and shouted in a pretentious manner: "Bold evildoer, show your original shape quickly, come out and suffer death!"As soon as the gust of wind subsided, the whole sky began to be covered with dark clouds. All the lights in the main building of Jinghua Company were turned on at once, and then turned off with a flash. It turns out that in every room, there are people, and those people are waving their hands and laughing at the people under them.It is estimated that the two guys could also see this scene clearly, and the woman yelled: Ghost!However, I didn't want the things I was scared of, and ran away directly.
The two great gods have already run away, and the group of employees kneeling on the ground has also dispersed like birds and beasts. Only Boss Pei is still lying on the ground. Lao Bai walked over, pinched Boss Pei's people, and woke him up.
After Mr. Pei woke up, he saw Lao Bai by his side, as if seeing his own father, and cried to Lao Bai, Master Bai, I was wrong, I shouldn't, you have to save me, I am someone Pei I apologize to you.
hehe!Come on, Boss Pei, didn't you tell me to go home for dinner? I just finished my meal, and I have nothing to do. I came here for a walk. Seeing that your place is very lively, I came here to join in the fun. Okay, the fun is over now It's time for me to go back.
don't!Master Bai, I beg you, you must save us, or the company will go bankrupt, and if you don’t look at the face of the monk or the face of the Buddha, how much money do you want, I will never fight back, okay?
As soon as Qian Laobai was mentioned, his eyes lit up. Seeing this, Laobai had no choice but to go down the slope, and said to Mr. Pei: You see, two of us came today, and the matter here is so serious. Besides, we are both Those who practice Taoism, don’t mention money, it’s vulgar to mention money. Those who save lives and heal the wounded are said to whom. As for money, you just look at it. Now I have two options for you. One is to stay and continue to appreciate us. Ghost, the second way is to go home and have a good rest with your wife and children in your arms, and come back to work tomorrow, you choose yourself.
This Mr. Pei is also an old fox. Hearing what Lao Bai said, he almost kowtowed to Lao Bai. After standing up, he ran away at a speed of three footprints per [-] meters.
Lao Bai and I looked at each other and smiled, it seems that we will be busy again tonight.
When I entered the main building, I could smell a cloud of Yin Qi, which was very strong, and it was this Yin Qi that surrounded the entire building, which led to so many ghosts here.
What to do, I said to Lao Bai.
Lao Bai took out two amulets, handed me one and said: Let's go upstairs and have a look.
In this way, Lao Bai pressed the elevator, and saw the elevator descending slowly. When it was about to arrive, suddenly an old lady's voice came from behind, saying, it's getting dark!Don't take the elevator.
Lao Bai and I were taken aback after hearing this, and hurriedly turned our heads, but there was nothing behind us.At the same time, with a ding dong, the elevator door slowly opened.
After the farce ended, Lao Bai and I still took on this drudgery. Maybe this is our fate.
After entering the main building, it was pitch black here. Although I could feel the yin energy here, but I couldn’t find the source. There was no way I and Lao Bai were going to start the investigation from the top of the building, but when we were about to get on the elevator, suddenly I heard an old lady's voice behind me, that voice was very old, and said behind us: It's late at night!Don't take the elevator anymore.
Lao Bai and I were taken aback, who was talking behind us, we both turned our heads hastily, but there was nothing behind us.At this time, the elevator also arrived. The moment the door opened, it seemed that the elevator was crowded with people, but when it was actually opened, there was no one there. The lights of the elevator flickered on and off. , flashing there.
Lao Bai and I just looked at the elevator like this. Although we have yin and yang eyes, our eyes seem to be useless at this time, and we can't see anything.
Do you want to go up?I said to Lao Bai.
Lao Bai shook his head and said to me: "I think this elevator is a little tricky, and we are a little tired, so let's go up the stairs."
That's okay, I'm afraid that the stairs shouldn't be dangerous.
Lao Bai and I turned around and were about to leave when we heard a voice from the elevator behind us, don’t go, come up..Lao Bai and I stopped in our tracks, but we didn’t look back, because the two of us knew each other too well. The kind with relatively low popularity is easy to get caught, and you will go up in a flicker. After that, believe me, you should all know the result.
Lao Bai and I could only continue walking forward. When we got to the safe passage, Lao Bai opened the door and walked in first. Seeing this, for the sake of safety, I first recited a spell to summon Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua In addition, four guardians are added, which is my standard configuration. With a few of them around, I feel at ease.
(End of this chapter)
This guy Lao Bai was robbed of his job, and now he is annoyed.When I looked at Lao Bai, I wanted to laugh. This fucking real life is in decline. A capable and powerful exorcist is actually being compared by two magic sticks. It's ridiculous when you think about it.Seeing me gloating, Lao Bai yelled at me, what a fart!You, Uncle Bai, how have you ever been so angry? No, I have to go and see how those two magicians cheated money. After talking, Lao Bai put his bag on his back and left.
I was afraid that Lao Bai's temper would cause something, so I had no choice but to follow him.
After the two of us came to Jinghua Electronics Company, the security guard at the door seemed to know Lao Bai. Seeing Lao Bai go and come back, he hurried over and said, "Dude, what's going on, didn't you just leave, why did you come back again?"
Lao Bai glanced at the security guard and said, "Isn't this your President Pei calling me? Let me come and have a look."
oh oh!Go in then.How did the security guard know that Lao Bai was lying.
In this way, Lao Bai and I walked in swaggeringly. It was already dusk and the workers were off work. We saw an altar in front of the main building, surrounded by a lot of people. Lao Bai and I saw this Also walked over.I saw a man and a woman wearing Taoist robes and holding mahogany swords, jumping up there.
Laobai looked at it for a while, then turned around and said to me: Xiaofeng!Did you see, these two guys have improved compared to the last time they danced at Lao Zhao's house, look at that little girl's ass twisted, tsk tsk tsk.
I glanced at what was going on in Lao Bai's mind. After the two danced for a while, the woman suddenly sat down on the ground and muttered something. I listened carefully, why is it so familiar? Listen, I almost didn't laugh, where is the big sister of emotion in the lyrics.
Just climbed a few hills, hey!After crossing a few more rivers, there are only so many ghosts and ghosts, hey!It turned out to be his mother's "Journey to the West". To be honest, if you don't listen carefully, you really can't tell it.
The woman read a passage and stood up, as if she was about to smoke.Seeing this, the man beside him hurriedly shouted: Da Xianer is here!Everyone kneel down!
Not to mention that there are always some fools who will believe it, and seeing that all the onlookers knelt down, if Lao Bai and I didn't squat down, we would be a bit out of the crowd, and we had no choice but to kneel on the ground.Seeing this, the man nodded with satisfaction and said: Please send a leader from your company to talk to Daxian.
I looked up and saw a middle-aged man walking past, at this moment Lao Bai said to me: He is that Mr. Pei.
This man surnamed Pei stepped forward and knelt at the woman's feet, but his eyes were dishonest, and he kept looking into her skirt, but the woman didn't care, and said to Mr. Pei below: "Old fairy, I'm here today." However, seeing that there is an evil spirit here, the people below should report their names and tell the whole story, so you can take a closer look.
After Mr. Pei heard it, he hurriedly reported his name, and then told the story again.
Ok!The woman pondered for a moment and said: I know this matter. I have three magic talismans here, which can help you drive away evil spirits, but this talisman is too powerful, so it can only be pasted for three days. Otherwise, it will be bad for you. Take it away. Bar.After speaking, three charms appeared from the sleeve of the woman here and fell to the ground.
Lao Bai was excited and said to me: This is a bit like David's magic. These two guys used to work in the circus, probably they are jugglers.
At this moment, a sudden gust of wind blew by, and Lao Bai and I felt that something was wrong, because the gust of wind was strange, and there was a trace of yin in the gust of wind, which was enough to prove that something was coming.
Lao Bai gloated and said to me: Look at the retribution coming, I want to see how these two guys deal with it.
The gust of wind overturned everything on the altar, and the pretending man and woman were extremely flustered seeing this. They didn't expect such a thing to happen. Kneeling on the ground, Mr. Pei hurriedly kowtowed and said: Daxian, help me!Daxian..The old guy fainted from fear.
At first, the man and the woman rushed into the air and shouted in a pretentious manner: "Bold evildoer, show your original shape quickly, come out and suffer death!"As soon as the gust of wind subsided, the whole sky began to be covered with dark clouds. All the lights in the main building of Jinghua Company were turned on at once, and then turned off with a flash. It turns out that in every room, there are people, and those people are waving their hands and laughing at the people under them.It is estimated that the two guys could also see this scene clearly, and the woman yelled: Ghost!However, I didn't want the things I was scared of, and ran away directly.
The two great gods have already run away, and the group of employees kneeling on the ground has also dispersed like birds and beasts. Only Boss Pei is still lying on the ground. Lao Bai walked over, pinched Boss Pei's people, and woke him up.
After Mr. Pei woke up, he saw Lao Bai by his side, as if seeing his own father, and cried to Lao Bai, Master Bai, I was wrong, I shouldn't, you have to save me, I am someone Pei I apologize to you.
hehe!Come on, Boss Pei, didn't you tell me to go home for dinner? I just finished my meal, and I have nothing to do. I came here for a walk. Seeing that your place is very lively, I came here to join in the fun. Okay, the fun is over now It's time for me to go back.
don't!Master Bai, I beg you, you must save us, or the company will go bankrupt, and if you don’t look at the face of the monk or the face of the Buddha, how much money do you want, I will never fight back, okay?
As soon as Qian Laobai was mentioned, his eyes lit up. Seeing this, Laobai had no choice but to go down the slope, and said to Mr. Pei: You see, two of us came today, and the matter here is so serious. Besides, we are both Those who practice Taoism, don’t mention money, it’s vulgar to mention money. Those who save lives and heal the wounded are said to whom. As for money, you just look at it. Now I have two options for you. One is to stay and continue to appreciate us. Ghost, the second way is to go home and have a good rest with your wife and children in your arms, and come back to work tomorrow, you choose yourself.
This Mr. Pei is also an old fox. Hearing what Lao Bai said, he almost kowtowed to Lao Bai. After standing up, he ran away at a speed of three footprints per [-] meters.
Lao Bai and I looked at each other and smiled, it seems that we will be busy again tonight.
When I entered the main building, I could smell a cloud of Yin Qi, which was very strong, and it was this Yin Qi that surrounded the entire building, which led to so many ghosts here.
What to do, I said to Lao Bai.
Lao Bai took out two amulets, handed me one and said: Let's go upstairs and have a look.
In this way, Lao Bai pressed the elevator, and saw the elevator descending slowly. When it was about to arrive, suddenly an old lady's voice came from behind, saying, it's getting dark!Don't take the elevator.
Lao Bai and I were taken aback after hearing this, and hurriedly turned our heads, but there was nothing behind us.At the same time, with a ding dong, the elevator door slowly opened.
After the farce ended, Lao Bai and I still took on this drudgery. Maybe this is our fate.
After entering the main building, it was pitch black here. Although I could feel the yin energy here, but I couldn’t find the source. There was no way I and Lao Bai were going to start the investigation from the top of the building, but when we were about to get on the elevator, suddenly I heard an old lady's voice behind me, that voice was very old, and said behind us: It's late at night!Don't take the elevator anymore.
Lao Bai and I were taken aback, who was talking behind us, we both turned our heads hastily, but there was nothing behind us.At this time, the elevator also arrived. The moment the door opened, it seemed that the elevator was crowded with people, but when it was actually opened, there was no one there. The lights of the elevator flickered on and off. , flashing there.
Lao Bai and I just looked at the elevator like this. Although we have yin and yang eyes, our eyes seem to be useless at this time, and we can't see anything.
Do you want to go up?I said to Lao Bai.
Lao Bai shook his head and said to me: "I think this elevator is a little tricky, and we are a little tired, so let's go up the stairs."
That's okay, I'm afraid that the stairs shouldn't be dangerous.
Lao Bai and I turned around and were about to leave when we heard a voice from the elevator behind us, don’t go, come up..Lao Bai and I stopped in our tracks, but we didn’t look back, because the two of us knew each other too well. The kind with relatively low popularity is easy to get caught, and you will go up in a flicker. After that, believe me, you should all know the result.
Lao Bai and I could only continue walking forward. When we got to the safe passage, Lao Bai opened the door and walked in first. Seeing this, for the sake of safety, I first recited a spell to summon Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua In addition, four guardians are added, which is my standard configuration. With a few of them around, I feel at ease.
(End of this chapter)
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