Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 34 Northeast Hysteria Office ([-])
A month has passed in a flash, and a whole month has passed since Li Shoucai's incident. Fatty Qian and Lao Suntou lay at home for a whole month because of being possessed by a ghost. After Fatty Qian came back to work, he told people how he met that night. The ghost hit the wall, how did the ghost get on his body and finally said that he had a big life and took a life. As for the old grandson, he simply quit after that incident. He couldn't bear it in his heart.This incident just passed, and everything seemed to return to calm. Every day, Lao Bai and I went to get off work and left work on time, and there were no entertainment activities when we got home. Lao Bai usually studied his " "Tianhuang Taoism" and I closed my eyes and meditated to communicate with the fairy family. Once I asked my great fairy why every time I invited the fairy to go to the fairy, I felt weak after the body. The answer given by the great fairy was also very direct, that is, the fairy It belongs to the Earth Immortal itself, and the Yin Qi on the Earth Immortal is very heavy, and these few times I have invited ruthless characters, Mang Tianlong, Qingfeng Leader, these leaders of the leader level, should be replaced by other people. Disciples who go out to invite the leader have to lie in bed for at least half a year, and I am a fairy root, and my limbs are weak and I have earned it.Hearing the explanation from my Daxian, I found out that I was a fucking sucker when compared with Lao Bai. Although Lao Bai looked like a fool, he was a serious Nanmao disciple who practiced the classics. What is orthodox Taoism.And I am a disciple from the north, and I invited the earth immortals from the northeast. Not only must my body bear the power of the immortal family, but I must not disrespect the immortal family in my heart. , I found a glass of wine in the wine glass. I remember hearing people say that the offered wine was tasteless like plain water. I didn’t know which tendon was wrong that day. I drank the wine, but I didn't choke my tears out at that time, Gou Ri's Jing said nonsense, this is obviously wine, what kind of plain water is it, I cursed while offering incense.Who knew that something happened when I was sleeping at night. In my dream, an old man came up and gave me two mouths. At that time, I became angry and started to search for bricks on the ground. I'm giving you a warning, if you dare to talk nonsense next time and steal my wine, be careful that I'll kill you, and leave without looking back.

After I woke up, my face was burning with pain. Only then did I realize that I drank the wine from the Xianjia yesterday and talked nonsense in front of the Xiantang. The Xianjia gave me a warning.

Tell me, these bastards have become smart, and they can see my actions, which is equivalent to pressing a monitor on my body. As long as I do something that makes them uncomfortable, then I will start to be unlucky up.

That day, Old Bai answered a phone call early in the morning, without saying a few words, Old Bailian was very happy.After hanging up the phone, I asked Lao Bai why he won 500 million.

Lao Bai looked at me contemptuously and said: What does this have to do with 500 million? Do you still remember that I told you about opening a hysteria office a while ago?Now the house is down.

It was only after I heard this that I realized that there was indeed such a thing. I still remember that when Lao Bai just told me about it, I went back and asked my Daxian.After hearing what I said, the Xian family also expressed their approval. After all, the immortals in the Northeast are mostly treating people's diseases, so the Xian family can also pass on the name and accumulate merit. The matter of Li Shoucai is dragging on, and it is estimated that the business can be opened now.

Hearing that the idiot Lao Bai said that he had found the house, Lao Bai and I rode on my [-] little iron donkey to see the house in a hurry early in the morning.

According to the address given by the agent, we came to the door of a one-story house. I was speechless at the moment. Looking at this house, I really wanted to beat Lao Bai, a silly roe deer, to death with a brick.

I saw that the bungalow was dilapidated, the glass on the windows was smashed by some naughty child, and there was a rusty iron lock hanging on the broken door.

Lao Bai looked at the bungalow and nodded, looking very satisfied.

I asked Lao Bai, this mansion is the hysteria firm you chose!
Lao Bai nodded and said: Xiao Feng, what do you think? Although the house is a bit dilapidated, it is well concealed. You must know that our business is not well-known, so it is absolutely excellent in terms of location, and now Human psychology is like this. If you drive in a troubled area, not too many people will believe it. As the saying goes, talents come out of the wilderness, so that we can show how powerful we are. You say no, Xiaofeng.

I looked at the idiot and couldn't say a word, but this broken house made him say so many things.

The price is [-] yuan a month and the rent for three years will be paid once the rent is paid. The landlord is very arrogant if he likes to rent or not. In the end, Lao Bai and I had to compromise. The reason is very simple. of.After taking the money, the owner turned around and left without asking us why we were renting the house.

In the next few days, Lao Bai and I took a few days off to clean up the house, but the funeral home cannot be without makeup, so Lao Bai and I went to work and came to clean up the house.

Half a month has passed, and the house has been tidied up, and I also moved my fairy hall here, the purpose of which is to facilitate investigation and medical treatment.Not only the fairy hall was moved in, but also many Bodhisattvas and Buddhas were offered.

Someone is going to ask, are you making offerings to so many Bodhisattvas and Buddhas, are you not at odds with the Immortals?Let me simply say here, in fact, the immortals worshiped by disciples on the horse are all earth immortals, Hu, Huang, Chang, python and so on. Divided into, Buddha, Tao.So in the final analysis, the techniques practiced by the immortal family all come from Buddhism and Taoism.It is intentional and harmless to offer the immortal family to the Buddha and Bodhisattva together. It is indeed of great help to the immortal family, but the relationship between primary and secondary must be well distinguished, otherwise accidents will happen.

Let’s not gossip, everything is ready for this day. I discussed with Lao Bai about the opening tomorrow. Lao Bai took out a box of business cards from his bag and handed it to me, saying: Xiaofeng, look at the business cards I printed.

I took out Lao Baiyin's business card and took a look at it, and I was speechless. This is too messed up. I saw that it said, xx County, xx City, Liaoning Province, China, China Institute of Psychics, Northeast Psychic Office, Northeast Hysteria Affairs Place.

Below are the contacts, Master Bai, Master Wang, and the bottom is the contact number.Turn it over and the back is the business introduction, the company, undertake, look at feng shui, fortune-telling, critique horoscopes, break evil spirits, exorcise evil spirits, and treat various difficult hysterias.The price is negotiable, such as group buying can play [-]% off.

I almost pissed me off with the business card in my hand, and I said to Lao Bai: You can keep this business card for yourself, why didn’t you print the United Nations on it, mother’s old Bai’s behavior is clearly comparable to the medicine box in Longquan Villa .

Lao Baijing suddenly slapped his head when I reminded him and said: Yes!Xiaofeng, you still think about it in detail, and I will ask them to print the United Nations tomorrow.

After a month, Lao Bai’s office and I have not received a single business order, the business card has been sent out, and the publicity that should be done has been done, so why is there no movement? The business card of Lao Bai’s seal is too domineering. Most people dare not Come on, Lao Bai once asked me if I should go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to apply for a business license, or what if I get caught one day.

I looked at this idiot really!Didn't say a word, I don't know who told me that day, what we are doing is not visible, and we will have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to apply for a business license, and I am not afraid that the Industrial and Commercial Bureau will directly copy your old place, when the time comes I have to go to the detention center to see you. At that time, the gates, windows, and chains were really locked.

On this day, Lao Bai rested, and I was busy in the funeral home alone. Suddenly the phone rang and it was Lao Bai who called. After answering the phone, Lao Bai said excitedly: Xiaofeng finally has a business.

(End of this chapter)