Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 50
Real life is often very cruel. Fate is like an aunt, who may play tricks on you one day. I thought I was God's favorite, but I didn't expect my mother to find a stepfather!Just when the few of us were discussing not to mess with the blue lantern festival, but those old women came to the door, only to hear a burst of singing from outside, what. The blue lantern shines, shines everywhere.

Lao Bai was shocked when he heard the song, and hurriedly yelled at me, Xiao Feng copied the guy!

I'm so fucking suffocated, this is really an old lady eating persimmons, picking soft ones!I dug out a dozen spells from under the bed and went out with Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua.

It was already late at night, and for some reason there were dark clouds in the sky tonight. It seemed that it would rain tomorrow, but at this time there were some blue lights in the sky, and then I heard a rush of footsteps. Looking at the footsteps, I saw a few strangely dressed women not far away, holding blue lanterns in their hands, walking quickly to me and Lao Bai, forming an encirclement and encircling me and Lao Bai in the middle.

This time, Lao Bai and I have opened our eyes!I saw these girls, the average age is around 30 to [-] years old, wearing skirts, crowns, and low-cut clothes on the upper body, and each of them is well developed, walking with breasts Flickering.This time, Lao Bai's greedy saliva was about to flow out.

Seeing Lao Bai's worthless appearance, I looked down on him from the bottom of my heart, what the hell is going on, and I still have the heart to look at the flower girls here, maybe these girls will easily kill us in a while.Seeing this, I slapped Laobai hard.Lao Bai was relieved, then looked at the women around him and said with a smile: Yo!Fairies, it was the fragrant wind that brought you here.I don't know what's the matter, how about we go in and talk slowly?

snort!One of the elders came over and looked at me and Lao Bai and said, "Let's stop talking nonsense. I want to know who just beat our lamp attendant to death."

The old man glanced at me.I immediately understood, this fucking old Bai is going to let me top the tank!You must know that I am not easy to bully, I took a look at Lao Bai and coughed dryly, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.For a moment, all the girls looked at Lao Bai.

Now Lao Bai was dumbfounded and didn't know what to do for a while.Seeing this, the leading woman walked towards Lao Bai slowly.Lao Bai is not a fool either, knowing that this matter cannot be avoided, he coughed lightly, straightened his back and said in a loud voice: You group of demons and heretics ran into the hands of the young master today, let alone kill a waiter, even if you It's not a problem, we are exorcising demons and defending Taoism, not bad!The waiter was killed by the two of us, what can you do to us, tell you, you dare to make you look good even if you take half a step forward.

I was listening to Lao Bai talking, and I thought it was a bit funny at first, but then this bastard sold me too, now it’s good, I was also dragged into the water by Lao Bai, and now the situation is obvious, it’s impossible not to do something up.

After listening to Lao Bai's words, the leading woman stood still, frowned, and then said: Good!You are a man, dare to act bravely, since you think you are hindering this fairy girl from practicing the law, and you are still uttering wild words, today this fairy girl, let’s just think that God has the virtue of being good, as long as the two of you go back with us to the statue of the old mother of Huanglian and the nine-day holy lady If you repent before, what happened today will be written off.

trap!Absolute trap, if I believe you old women, then I will have a lot of Wu Er Er, I snorted coldly and said: Stop talking nonsense, since you have all called the door, let's see the real chapter under my hands, after finishing speaking I took the lead and rushed over, punching the leading lady with a straight punch.

With a cry of alarm, the woman at the head slipped and backed away. After dodging my attack, she raised her eyebrows and said, "I won't teach you a lesson today. It seems that you don't know how powerful our Blue Lantern Festival is. Sisters, put it on!" The two sinners who broke into the church were captured.With an order, the women who surrounded us shot, and the blue lanterns in their hands hit us like a meteor hammer.

Now Laobai and I are not facing any monsters, but normal people, so the spell in my hand is not very effective, and Huang Xiaohua and the others also have the discipline of the fairy family not to attack humans unless the humans offend the fairy family, so The two guys can only be anxious on the one side, and I have the experience of fighting with evil spirits, so I can stand it for a while, and Lao Bai on the other side is more at ease, relying on my own body skills , Shuttle between several women like a butterfly, this is not a fight for a while, it's just a joke here.

Seeing that Lao Bai and I were molesting her subordinates, the woman in charge made her face turn red, and shouted at her subordinates, don't waste any more time, do it quickly.Seeing that the leader got angry, those women also became serious. They held the formula in their hands and muttered something. The blue lanterns in their hands slowly lit up. A cloud of fog appeared above the lantern, and then the fog took human form.

Lao Bai and I were taken aback for a moment, and then saw the fog that had turned into a human form slowly coming towards me and Lao Bai under the manipulation of several women.This is what I want, since you call for someone to blow the whistle, there are people on my side, I turned my head and looked at Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao behind me, they were already ready, it was too late and then too soon!The two guys came to me at a very fast speed, blocking me and Lao Bai behind me. At the same time, I pinched the Dao Jue and recited the mantra: Immortal protects the horse and walks in ten directions, travels freely in the Three Realms, wearing a Armored soldiers are difficult to sharpen, and everything is going on for a long time. Thousands of soldiers and thousands of horses are recruited. I will be the leader if nothing happens.I follow the decree of the Jinhua leader, and I am as urgent as a law.

Four guardians of the immortal family appeared in front of me, and this time it was the girls' turn to be surprised. The leading woman looked at me in disbelief and said, "You are the younger brother of the Northeast!"

I sneered, and said to the four protectors: "Today, all protectors and I will trouble you to take down these monsters!"With an order to the four guardians and Huang Xiaohua, Chang Xiao ran started to move, and Lao Bai wanted to show himself well, holding two talismans, crossed his hands and began to recite the mantra silently, a gust of wind blew all around in an instant, and Lao Bai The spells in his hand also spontaneously ignited, and then Lao Bai very coolly turned the two spells into two balls of fire, and then manipulated them, showing off in front of those ignorant women, and even made a flying eye from time to time.

In a quarter of an hour, the four guardians, Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua came back, and at this moment, looking at those girls, they looked like defeated cocks, the lanterns were kicked to shreds, and the clothes were burned by Laobai's fireball. Burnt dilapidated.

Seeing this, I said to the person in charge: We didn't want to be your enemy, but we didn't expect you to come to the door without knowing what to do. This is asking for humiliation!Can't blame others.

The woman in the lead gritted her silver teeth, gave Lao Bai and me a hard look, and said: Good!it is good!it is good!The green hills will not change, the green water will flow forever, Hongyue has written down what happened today, but I would like to advise you two, will there be any good consequences for offending our Blue Lantern Festival? left.

I looked at the direction where Hongyue and the others left, and sighed in my heart, it seems that this time I have formed a bridge with the Lantern Festival!I turned around and saw Lao Bai, the biggest idiot in the world, still staring at him bewilderedly.I stepped forward and patted Lao Bai and said: Don't look at it, buddy, go away.

Lao Bai went back to the house with me as if he still couldn't get enough of it. After entering the house, Lao Bai sat down and sighed and said: "You are a good girl, but you have gone on the wrong path. Xiaofeng, we both have the obligation to guide these young girls to change from evil to good."What Lao Bai said was just and righteous, it seems that he never forgets these girls.

I glanced at Lao Bai and said with a wretched smile: Don't think so much, you should think about how to deal with the future, do you believe that Lan Deng will just give up like this.

(End of this chapter)