Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 64 The Cry of the Funeral Parlor
Xu Baipeng successfully survived the catastrophe, Lao Bai and I are very happy, what makes me even happier is that this old guy actually wants to be a fairy in the incense hall of my house, this relationship is good, promise Xu Baipeng, me and Lao Bai Bai then went home, without talking all night, Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua showed up early the next morning, when I opened my eyes and saw the two guys, I was shocked, I asked them What is this guy doing here?

Chang Xiaopao asked me with a sad face, if I called Xu Baipeng.

After hearing this, I knew that there must be something wrong here. Chang Xiaopao left after getting my authentication, but Huang Xiaohua didn't leave. This is better. I want to ask what happened here.It can be seen that Huang Xiaohua's submissive appearance is not at all like before, and she even made excuses to ask me to ask her grandma. This guy is trying to shirk with Ben, and asked me to ask that old yellow man. Doesn't this mean sending me to the pit of fire Are you pushing? I can ask.

Under my persecution, Huang Xiaohua told the whole story. It turns out that it is not so easy for the Sanxian to enter the Fragrance Hall. In addition to being approved by the apprentice himself, he has to pass three tests in a row. It was set up by those immortals. I don’t know what to test, but after listening to Huang Xiaohua, I knew something big was going to happen here. I hurriedly put on my clothes, and the old Bai asked him to ask for a leave of absence for me. , went for a while late, then went out and returned to the office, where Xiangtang has now moved.

When I got out of the car and arrived at the office, fortunately Ozawa and Hongyue were already up. They saw me coming here in a hurry and thought there was something wrong, but I didn't have time to explain to them, so I hurriedly burned incense and took out I asked Hongyue to help me go to the market to buy some chicken, duck and fish. It seems that today is not sloppy. I bought a bunch of firecrackers by the way. I gave the money to Hongyue, and Hongyue didn’t ask so much. then went out.

After Ozawa went to work, I was the only one left in the room. I quickly sat down cross-legged, and soon entered another world. In a huge courtyard, Xu Baipeng and two female ghosts stood in the middle, surrounded by many People, when those people saw me coming, they saluted me one after another. These are all fairy families on my family's fairy list, so I nodded in response.

I walked up to Xu Baipeng quickly and said: Senior, I am late.

Xu Baipeng smiled and said: You don't have to blame yourself, this fairy family also has the rules of the fairy family, since you want to be named, you have to follow their wishes, the old man just passed the third test.

When I heard it, I immediately beamed with joy. In such a short period of time, Xu Baipeng, an old guy, actually succeeded in breaking through the level, which really surprised me.

At this time, an old man came out and said to me: Boy, the friend you recommended has a good foundation and can stay in our hall.

I looked at this old gangster and thought to myself where did such a green onion come from, at this moment Huang Xiaohua came over and said to me: "Xiaofeng, why don't you hurry up and pay a visit to our family's Lord of Sadness."

Sad king?I was taken aback for a moment, then realized that the King of Sadness was the ancestor of my family, so I hurried forward to salute.

The King of Sadness looked at me and said nothing, turned around and went back.

At this time Xu Baipeng came over and said to me: "Little friend, I am now your family's Guangtang fairy. If you have anything to do, you can call me, and these two are also under your command now. After talking about the two female ghosts." Looking at me a little timidly, I asked Huang Xiaohua to go down first with the two female ghosts, and then chatted with Xu Baipeng for a few words, and then opened my eyes after seeing that everything here was over, Hongyue had already returned , put the roast chicken, fish, melons and fruits on the table, I smiled at Hongyue, then lit nine incense sticks, and prayed silently in my heart, hoping that everything will go smoothly in the future. Light the string of firecrackers outside.

The crackling sounded for quite a while, today is considered to be a welcome for Xu Baipeng, I went back to the house, at this time Hongyue came over to me and said: "Xiaofeng just saw you sitting there motionless, is that what your disciples called you?" overcast?

I don't know how to explain this, so I smiled and said: "Forget it, I think it's better to keep a little distance from Hongyue. I looked at my watch and it was almost ten o'clock. After I said goodbye to Hongyue, I hurried back to the funeral parlor." .

After arriving at the funeral home, Lao Bai asked me what happened. After I briefly told the story, Lao Bai still seemed worried about Xu Baipeng, but after hearing that Xu Baipeng was safe and sound, he stopped talking. , After a while, the fool Lao Bai suddenly said: Xiaofeng, how did I realize that I was busy making wedding dresses for others? Take a look, Xu Baipeng and I knew each other first, and I was the one who helped He crossed the catastrophe, but in the end he gave you his mother's advantage, and became your family's hall fairy. Tell me who I should ask for reasoning.

I smiled, and the second idiot realized it, but I couldn't explain anything about it, so I could only answer this idiot with silence.

Lao Bai was even more angry when he saw that I didn't speak, and threatened that if I didn't treat him to a meal, he would tell Kong Yao about Hongyue and me.

For this reason, I can only compromise, after all, I still make a profit in exchange for a meal.

That night, Lao Bai, Lao Bai and Fatty Qian were on duty, and this duty was just canceled a while ago, but the meeting this afternoon required his mother to be on duty again. The reason was that Lao Jia had an accident at the funeral home.

This is what happened. Last night, Lao Jia accompanied the people from the Civil Affairs Bureau to dinner. I don’t know if he drank too much alcohol or what. After drinking, he drove to the funeral parlor by accident. Only then did I realize that something was wrong. Where the fuck did this come from? After a closer look, it was the funeral home. In the middle of the night, Lao Jia had goosebumps all over his body. Of course, all the strange things that happened in this funeral home were obvious to all Lao Jia. I got in the car and wanted to leave, but at this moment the car suddenly couldn't start, and it couldn't start no matter how I started it. Lao Jia was a little terrified, but he still forced himself to calm down, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and wanted to calm himself down, but just in time When I was lighting the cigarette, I just lit the fire to light the cigarette, and suddenly the fire went out, but this made Lao Jia even more scared. In fact, the fire did not go out naturally, but was blown by someone. At this time, Lao Jia raised his head and looked Looking at the rearview mirror, he was so frightened that he almost lost his breath. There were actually two people sitting behind the car, a man and a woman, and the woman was smiling at him. , along the way, Lao Jia almost ran with his eyes closed. When he got to the avenue and got into a taxi, the driver thought Lao Jia was robbed.

This is how things happened. Today, Lao Jia rested all morning. In the afternoon, he came to the funeral parlor to inform everyone to continue to be on duty, and to catch those troublemakers. If anyone catches them, the reward is [-]. It was because of a cruel heart that he had sex with those two ghosts.

Fatty Qian and Lao Bai were on duty that night. The three of us made a hot pot. While we were eating, Fatty Qian hiccupped and said to Lao Bai and me: Brothers, do you think this can be true? .

Lao Bai and I naturally know what this refers to. Lao Bai took a sip of wine and smiled and said, "Brother Qian, it's not like you haven't encountered this before. You said it. Besides, what do we do here? , Yin Qi is heavy, drinking a lot of alcohol in the middle of the night and not going home to come here, isn't this deliberately looking for death?

Fatty Qian remembered the past, nodded and said: Brother, what you said is reasonable, but how are we going to catch those two ghosts?

The fat man seemed to be very interested in the 500 yuan. Lao Bai shook his head and said, "What to catch, where to go to catch it, and even if you catch it, do you think Lao Jia will believe it?"

Fatty Qian nodded, then stood up and went to the bathroom.

Lao Bai and I were drinking in the house, and Fatty Qian came back after a while, and said to me and Lao Bai with a pale face: Brothers, do you hear that there are crying outside.

(End of this chapter)