Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 7 Official Launch
As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there will be immortals, and if the water is not deep, there will be dragons.I was standing on a small hillside, looking at all the living beings down the hill, I suddenly felt a sense of compassion, a gust of wind blew my white shirt, at this moment I felt as if I was already intoxicated by a Taoist fairy, just At this time, an extremely annoying voice came, Xiaofeng, your mother called you to go home for dinner, and you still have the heart to talk about it.

The one who was talking was my guard horse trotting, this spoiled bastard, he didn't come sooner or later, he had to come at this time, it really pissed me off.I gave him a quick glance and said he knew, and then followed him down the mountain. The strange thing was that Huang Xiaohua didn't follow today. I asked Chang Xiaopao where Huang Xiaohua had gone.Chang Xiaopao snorted and said: That girl is hiding at home watching TV.I was shocked, this Huang Xiaohua dared to watch TV at my house in broad daylight, what if I frightened my family members.Hurriedly ran back home with Chang Xiaohua, and sure enough that Huang Xiaohua was sitting by the TV watching the TV, and she was very fascinated.Fortunately, my mother is cooking in the kitchen, and my grandma and father are in the east room.To say that Huang Xiaohua is really a child, maybe because she has never watched TV, everything is fresh, and she is currently watching the animal world there intently.

I walked over to her and said; Hey!It doesn't matter how high Huang Xiaohua jumps up now, obviously she was too absorbed in watching and didn't notice my existence, and Chang Xiaopao and I giggled happily behind.Huang Xiaohua slowed down for a moment, then turned her head and looked at us with a livid face. Although she didn't dare to do anything to me, Chang Xiaopao became her punching bag.

Huang Xiaohua stared at Chang Xiaopao with her hands pinching her waist and scolded: "What a dead bug, you actually teamed up with Xiaofeng to scare your aunt. Xiaofeng is young and ignorant. How old are you? You are still like a child. Today, auntie!" You don't know who your aunt is without giving you some color!When you talk, you have to do it.

Chang Xiaopao looked at me innocently, so I had no choice but to act as a peacemaker and mediate in the middle.Sister Xiaohua, look at this is all my fault, don't be as knowledgeable as Chang Xiaopao.I said to Huang Xiaohua with a slavish look on my face.

Chang Xiaopao was about to explode when he heard Huang Xiaohua insulting him, but he held back in the end.Huang Xiaohua saw that I had calmed down a lot when I adjusted my anger, and it seemed that this matter was over.Who knew that Huang Xiaohua's words completely angered Chang Xiaopao.Tell you that if the dead worm dares to scare your aunt in broad daylight next time, be careful that your aunt will pull out your worm skin.

It's good that Chang Xiaopao didn't listen, but this time he exploded completely.Pointing at Huang Xiaohua and jumping on her feet, scolding!Damn girl, I'm not like you, you still kick your nose and face, what's so great about you stinky yellow skin, today I want to let you know how powerful our Chang family is, Chang Xiao ran and started to fight, I saw him Draw a talisman in the air with his hand and hit Huang Xiaohua.When Huang Xiaohua saw Chang Xiaopao making a move, she knew it was not good, so she hurriedly dodged away.The two fought in my room like this. Unfortunately, almost everything in my room was smashed by them. My parents heard the sound and ran to my room but couldn't open the door. I didn't know what to do for a while. Both of them didn't listen to my persuasion at the moment. My family can't be kept after such a fight. I hurriedly chanted a spell to summon the guardian of the fairy hall. After a gust of wind, the two big men walked up to me and said to me: Great Immortal What are your orders.It is very helpful to hear them call me Daxian!But this is not the time to be obsessive. After a while, my home will be demolished by these two ancestors. I said to the protector: Take these two people away and hand them over to the leader.

The two big guys were stunned when they saw this, since they followed the Northeast Chumaxian for so many years, it was the first time they saw the bodyguard next to the disciple who reported the horse and fought by themselves. Seeing that I gave the order, the two had no choice but to use the fairy family's secret method to kill Huang Xiaohua He and Chang Xiaopao were arrested out of thin air and returned to Xiantang.Seeing that they all disappeared, I breathed a sigh of relief and finally left. I opened the door, and when my family came in, they were all stunned and asked me what happened. An evil spirit entered the house and I beat it away. The family members were shocked after hearing what I said. They praised me for my ability, and at the same time prepared yellow paper joss sticks and burned more paper to keep them safe.

In this way, half a year has passed since the last time Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua were detained, I contacted the fairy family in Xiangtang, and only then did I know that the two were punished by the teacher for a private fight for half a year, and they were locked up in a dark room. It's enough to memorize ideas for friends, but who can be blamed, who makes them usually refuse to accept this.After I sent them away that day, I thought about something for several days before I realized that a person like me can't have too much magic power when he first came out, let alone be able to summon the guardian of the fairy hall. It was only after contacting the fairy family that I realized that I It is because the spiritual root is born with evil bones, so the way of Taoism is naturally higher than that of ordinary people.More than half a year has passed, and I haven't used my mana, and I don't know how far my mana is now, whether I can touch stones into gold like Taoism.

In a blink of an eye, the college entrance examination is about to take place, and applying for volunteers has become my latest worry. What kind of school to apply for will help my future. The opinion of my family is to let me make up my own mind, and I have no idea at all. I had no choice but to turn to Xianjia for help, but this time I was surprised, but Xianjia didn't respond.

In the end, it was my father who asked me to apply to Liaoning Jiaotong University. Just as I was about to fill out my application form, Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao appeared again.

I turned around and saw Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua running in front of me panting and said to me: The leader ordered you to apply for a university to study funeral.I almost fainted when I heard it, and seeing that the two were still wearing the same clothes half a year ago, the two of them at this moment seemed to be less sharp and calm than half a year ago.It seems that the trumpet for the past six months has given them a lot of experience.Chang Xiaopao took a breath and said to me: Xiao Feng that day you asked the Xian family what kind of school to apply for, and the Xian family thought again and again that with your aptitude, you should get in touch with more things between yin and yang, so they let you apply for the funeral of.

I changed the subject and tried not to talk about volunteering, and asked: How have you two been in the past six months?What makes me feel strange is that Huang Xiaohua has not spoken since she came in, and she seems to be a different person half a year ago. Chang Xiaopao sighed and said, "If you hadn't asked the guardian of Xiantang to take us away half a year ago, maybe I would The two of us are still fighting over the matter of tongue and tongue, and it's really wrong for us to miss the past six months of practice and think about our mistakes behind closed doors.

I watched the two of them and saw that it was really not easy for them to realize this.Huang Xiaohua at the side looked at me and said, "Xiaofeng, my grandpa and grandma, I hope you can apply for the funeral school because it is the most suitable place for you, so don't think about it anymore, just follow the arrangement of your grandpa and grandma."

I looked at the two of them and felt that the two of them were trying to force the palace, so I said perfunctorily: Since it is the meaning of the grandpa and grandma, then I will listen to them.If you two have nothing to do, go back first, I still have to read and review.

Seeing that I had issued an order to evict guests, the two had no choice but to back off. Seeing that both of them had left, I smiled and said in my heart: Listening to you, I blame you for making me eat the bowl of dead people for the rest of my life. At that time, it was really unnecessary to ask the fairy family.After filling out the volunteer form, Liaoning Jiaotong University hid the volunteer form.I finally let go of my heart. The next day when I came to school and handed in the volunteer form, I took a look at it. Fortunately, nothing changed. After reading it, my worry was unnecessary. I thought Huang Xiaohua and Chang Xiaopao would secretly I changed my wish, but I didn't expect that the two of them didn't.After handing in the voluntary pledge, I finally let go.In a flash, the college entrance examination is coming, because this time I grind my guns and think that my foundation is not bad, so there should be no problem with the college entrance examination.

After the college entrance examination, I was still bragging in front of my parents that it would be no problem to go to college this time. My grandma even praised me and made the whole family happy. Since the college entrance examination was over and I was on vacation now, my grandma took me back for a trip. hometown.

When I go back to my hometown, there is one person I have to watch, and that is my savior, Fourth Aunt Li.When I came to Fourth Aunt Li's house, I was taken aback for a moment. In my memory, Fourth Aunt Li's house should not be considered wealthy, but now it is the only one in the whole village who built a two-story building.It seems that the Northeast Immortal Family really did what it said, and it really came true when they said they would give Fourth Aunt Li a fortune.

Fourth Aunt Li happily greeted me and grandma out of the house. After a short exchange of pleasantries, Fourth Aunt and Grandma pulled me over, looked at it carefully, and said: After all, I was born evil!Sure enough, Xiao Feng, your Taoism should have improved a lot in the past year.

I laughed secretly in my heart, what a fart!I don't even know how capable I am now, so I said: It's still so-so.Sigu, how are you doing?
The fourth aunt smiled and said to me: Thanks to you, now I can be considered a rich man in the whole village.The fourth aunt then told me about her adventure. It turned out that the matter of the fourth aunt's going out for me broke the foundation of the fairy root, and she would never be able to do it again for the rest of her life. She repays her with a fortune.After the fourth aunt came home, she saw that there was no change, so she forgot about it. That is, after three months, the sows in the pigpen at home always used their beaks to the ground for some reason. Observe carefully, within two days, the sow made an earthen pot in the pigsty. Fourth Aunt Li dug out the earthen pot and opened it to see that it was filled with golden bars. Really, I really gave myself a fortune. Since the fourth aunt Li and her own old man came out of the pigsty together, they decided to use this wealth to raise pigs. Who knew that the business was getting better every day after starting to raise pigs. .This is Li Sigu's family history.

Fourth Aunt Li stared at me for a while and said: "Xiaofeng looks at your face, you are going to travel far away in a few days!"I was taken aback!Go out, oh!Maybe college!
I said to Li Sigu: Sigu may leave home after a while when I am going to university, but my home in Liaoning Jiaotong University is not too far away.

Fourth Aunt Li looked at me and said: "I don't think so. Your trip is also dangerous, but you can always turn bad luck into good luck. It's not a big problem."What Aunt Li said made my scalp a little numb.I don't know what to say, so I just kept silent.

Time passed quickly and I have lived in my hometown for a month. Counting the date, it is time to issue a notice. My grandma and I rushed back from our hometown. When we arrived, my father came over with a courier and asked me about Xiaofeng’s possibility. It's your university admission letter, which was sent from Hunan. Why do you say you applied for a school so far away?

I was taken aback when I heard it, and then I had a bad feeling. I hurriedly took out the notice. It didn't matter. I almost fainted, only to see that it said!Hello Wang Mofeng, I am very glad that you have been admitted by our school. I am looking down. The school below is Hunan Changsha Funeral College!
I was stunned there, and my parents were stunned and asked me how to apply for this school after reading the notification letter!I really can't tell at the moment, how did Liaoning Jiaotong University become a funeral college? Damn it must be Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua. No wonder the two of them were so confident that day, they had already planned.

I sighed, looked at the notice, and wondered why God made such a big joke on me.

(End of this chapter)