40 years of officialdom cheats: landing

Chapter 1 Landing (1)

Li Qiu, executive deputy director of the Nanjiang Municipal People's Congress, came out of the office building of the municipal party committee, feeling relieved.Yes, the ship arrives at the wharf, the car arrives at the station, and retirement is a mandatory requirement of our party's cadre and personnel system, and it is a process that every public official must go through.Li Qiu had already planned this day in his heart, he felt very strange, before he firmly grasped the power and would not let go, wishing he could stay on stage for one more day, but now he wishes to leave this officialdom as soon as possible, Leave this right and wrong place.I had this idea a few years ago. It wasn't very strong before, but it became stronger later on.Tracing back to the source, this is still a heart disease that fell in Binjiang County.

Li Qiu started working at the age of 20, so he is already 40 years old.In the past [-] years, he has been promoted from a clerk to a department-level cadre. It seems to be smooth and beautiful, but it has also been a journey of ups and downs, and only he knows the taste of it.With every promotion, there will be more letters to report. Sometimes he feels like a firefighter, running around to "extinguish the fire".Gradually, he felt physically and mentally exhausted. In the last year of his tenure, he even lived on his fingers, hoping to fade out of people's sight one day sooner.Long-term political experience told him that as long as he stepped back, even if there were some problems in history, he would forget the past.The Chinese have a tradition of adhering to the doctrine of the golden mean. They must forgive others and forgive others. If they step down, they will be released.In Li Qiu's view, which official has no shit under his ass, "If you don't get rich as an official, I won't come if you invite me." In this case, treating one's ex and ex-ex is kind to oneself. Today's officials are so smart, who wouldn't understand This truth?
Lou Zhiming, deputy director of the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, presided over the talk, and Gao Tianyu, secretary of the Municipal Party Committee and director of the Municipal People's Congress, attended the talk.In fact, when Li Qiu received a call from the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, he understood everything in his heart. This day was still twenty days away from his 60th birthday, and the organization was calculated according to the Gregorian calendar, so he still retired at the age.It doesn't make any sense for him to step down one day sooner or later. The position of deputy director of the National People's Congress is considered a second-tier position compared to members of the party committee and government team.There is a folk proverb: "The party committee makes decisions, the government implements them, the people's congress raises its hand, and the CPPCC drinks."In recent years, the role of the National People's Congress as an organ of power in our country's political life has become more and more obvious. It is precisely from this position that Li Qiu has taken measures to "repair the aftermath" of Binjiang's legacy problems. It is within the iron fence of the wall, but it is still alive.

The content of the conversation was procedural. It was nothing more than a lifetime of revolutionary work and it was time for him to enjoy his old age. Li Qiu knew that this was a "conclusive conclusion" for him. Fortunately, his work was affirmed by the organization. Now he Finally retreated "safely".He thinks that it is not a real skill to fly an airplane to the sky nowadays, and the ability to land safely in "bad weather" conditions can prove the pilot's flying skills.It's the same in the officialdom, being a Shangguan and being able to receive ignorant money is not a great skill, but laundering the money without being caught by others can show your real skill.

Li Qiu was quite proud and landed safely.Over the years, he has been called a "tumbler" in the officialdom, and he is a typical example of the kind who report more and get promoted.Some folks gave him the nickname "Loach", which is self-evident.Li Qiu thought to himself that this person is really smart, the French Open is just a net, a net has meshes, it can only catch those stupid idiots, and loach can pass through the net at any time.

As the car drove out of the municipal party committee, Li Qiu turned his head and glanced at the power center of Nanjiang City, and immediately felt boundless emotion in his heart.I have been chasing power all my life, and I really want to be unofficial and light-hearted, but I haven't cultivated to that kind of calm and calm state.

"Director Li, are you going back to the office?" the driver Xiao Chen asked.

"No need, take me home." Li Qiu had already made preparations for retirement. Apart from the office supplies provided by the government, there was nothing personal in the office. He just waited for this day to come and hand over the keys.

Drivers who drive for leaders are not allowed to talk too much, especially for big leaders like Li Qiu. Xiao Chen turned the car silently and drove to the dormitory of the Municipal People's Congress.

In front of a small two-story building, Xiao Chen stopped the car and opened the door as usual. Li Qiu got out of the car, took out a key and handed it to Xiao Chen, saying: "This is the key to my office. Director Ge of the Agency Affairs Department."

Xiao Chen seemed to understand something, agreed and left.

Li Qiu opened the door and entered the house.The house was empty, my wife had gone abroad, and the nanny asked for leave and went back to her hometown.Now he was alone, and he felt more alone than he had ever felt before.I used to live a life of screaming and hugging, but now it's quiet all of a sudden, but I feel very awkward.

"Xiaotao, I want to go to Binjiang." Li Qiu called his "godson" Yang Tao.

This Yang Tao is the magistrate of Binjiang County.At this moment, he is shopping in Nanjiang Trade City with his little lover, Chang Lele, the chief beauty anchor of Binjiang TV.When he saw that the call was from "Gan Laozi", he hurriedly connected it, and when he learned that Li Qiu was going to Binjiang, he hurriedly asked: "Old leader, welcome, does Comrade Yushun know, do you want me to inform him?" a bit?"

Yang Tao knows that whenever a superior leader goes to a place, if it is for official business, the local party and government leaders will greet him at the border of the jurisdiction. The person in charge of the party and government also asked for instructions to make arrangements, which can not only show respect for the superior leaders, but also take this opportunity to curry favor with the leaders.Li Qiu is the executive deputy director of the Municipal People's Congress and the former secretary of the county party committee in Binjiang. Out of courtesy, Zhang Yushun, the current secretary of the county party committee in Binjiang, cannot avoid him.

"Don't disturb him, I want to get together with you guys in private." Li Qiu knew Zhang Yushun very well. He came from the Provincial Party Committee Office and used to be the secretary of the former Provincial Party Committee Secretary. high.When I was the secretary of the county party committee, this Zhang Yushun was temporarily appointed as the deputy secretary of the county party committee. He worked with me for a period of time, and the cooperation was not very tacit.Later, Li Qiu was successively promoted to the secretary-general, deputy secretary, and executive deputy director of the Municipal People's Congress of Nanjiang.I'm afraid this guy will be promoted again recently. According to the inside information from the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, he will soon be transferred to the Standing Committee of the Nanjiang Municipal Party Committee and Executive Deputy Mayor.Although Li Qiu has been his superior leader for many years and is higher in rank than him, his level is not necessarily high.No matter in terms of educational background, policy theory knowledge, and background, Li Qiu is far behind.But in terms of social connections and political skills, Zhang Yushun has little food after all, and he is considered a "stunned young man" in front of Li Qiu.Li Qiu left a lot of "half-finished projects" in Binjiang, and his successor Hu Qing was even worse than him. All these brought great difficulties to Zhang Yushun who later took charge of Binjiang's work.In dealing with the "legacy issues", although Zhang Yushun said that he gave Li Qiu face and didn't piss him off, he still has a lot of opinions.Li Qiu knew that Zhang Yushun was not on his own path, so he kept a respectful distance from him, and only maintained polite interactions.He knew that this trip must be kept secret, and once he made an appearance in public, even if Zhang Yushun knew that he was retiring, he would have to entertain him no matter what.How deep is the water in Binjiang, Li Qiu waded through it and almost drowned.When he took office in Binjiang, he always felt that he was driving a small boat with Yang Tao and others on rough water, and those winds and waves would always capsize their boat.

When Yang Tao heard this, he thought that something important must have happened, but he couldn't figure out what kind of message he wanted to convey from Li Qiu's gentle speaking speed and brief words.Having worked with Li Qiu for many years, Yang Tao knew that he was a very quiet and deep man.If you talk too much, you will lose. People in the officialdom should not talk too much. It seems that Li Qiu's tight-lipped speech is also the key to achieving today's achievements.And he has a bad temper, and sometimes speaks out loud, for which he has been criticized by Li Qiu a lot.

"I'm in the city right now, I'll pick you up." Yang Tao knew that when Li Qiu went to Binjiang for private business, he asked him to pick him up. This is because he trusts him. Otherwise, depending on his status, there is no need to go to Binjiang lightly.

Li Qiu usually asks Yang Tao to pick him up, and he always chooses weekends. This time, he didn't plan to ask Yang Tao to pick him up, because today is a working day, and he didn't expect Yang Tao to be in the urban area. The boss Liu Guangcai came, and he told Yang Tao to come directly to the house.

Half an hour later, Yang Tao drove to the dormitory of the Municipal People's Congress.

Li Qiu packed two pieces of laundry and put them in a small suitcase.Then he sat in the hall reading a book while waiting for Yang Tao to come.When he heard the car horn, Li Qiu opened the door and saw Yang Tao and a tall, fair-skinned, handsome girl walking in.

"Godfather, you are so calm now, can you still read in such a short time?" Yang Tao praised Li Qiu when he saw that he was not letting go of the book.

"How many times have I told you, why can't you change your mind?" Li Qiu blamed with a smile.

"Isn't this at home? I pay attention outside. Even on the phone, I called you as you said. You can see that I made a mistake once?" Yang Tao knew that Li Qiu would not allow him to call him "Godfather" more than once. He warned that as long as the two of them have the reality of "being a father and son", they don't stick to the etiquette.But everyone is saying one thing and doing another, and forming cliques is more serious than ever.Yang Tao remembers reading an article "Who Are You?", which said: "If you don't have a backer, no one will speak for you. Find a backer and spend some 'sugar bombs' and 'meat bombs'. If you want to find the right one, you don’t have to be on the wrong team.” Over the years, I have carried the right flag, stood on the right team, and followed the right people, from an unknown clerk to a powerful county magistrate, all of which depended on Li Qiu. With the help of this "dry old man", can he have his happy life today?Yang Tao always spends holidays with Li Qiu's family, leaving his parents behind.In Yang Tao's eyes, "If you have milk, you are a mother." If you want to be an official in this society, your boss' beriberi should be more worthy of care than the life and death of your relatives, and your boss' pets should be more worthy of caress than your own children.

"Xiao Tao, why didn't you introduce me when you brought a guest?" Li Qiu never left Chang Lele's eyes since she entered the door, with surprise and greed in his eyes.He felt a little out of control, thinking to himself what kind of woman he had never seen before, and now he was only fascinated by this woman.Li Qiu can't do without women in his life, but he is the least proficient in women. Although he has seen a lot of women, he has never really liked him, and his eyes are only on his power and money.Li Qiu was married twice. The first wife was a rural woman who died of illness less than five years after marriage.Li Qiu has never liked this woman, except that she is sloppy and able to do farm work and is favored by her parents, he can't see any good things about her?Not long after getting married, Li Qiu rose to prominence in that massive "revolutionary movement". He seldom went home, so that he rarely had the chance to sleep with her, so he couldn't complete the mission of spreading the "offspring of the revolution". Honorable task.Later, the woman fell ill and died in depression, hastily ending her "term".For Li Qiu, this is no different than a good thing, like the "three joys in a new life" that people often say nowadays: promotion, wealth, and death of wife.At that time, Li Qiu naturally couldn't understand this level, but he just felt that it would save a lot of trouble.The second wife, who is now his wife, was a Peking Opera actress. At that time, she was the head of the county troupe, and Li Qiu was the deputy director of the county revolutionary committee. He threatened that if she didn't follow him, he would copy her home. It worked, the woman followed him and gave birth to a son and a daughter for him.But Li Qiu is sexually obsessed, once she becomes a yellow-faced woman, her sexual interest will be dull, and she will go out to find flowers and ask willows, and the woman's persuasion has failed many times, so she will let her go.What she didn't expect was that Li Qiu contracted the willow disease outside and infected her. She was so angry that she never slept with him again. After her son and daughter worked abroad a few years ago, she followed her son and daughter to live abroad.

Seeing Li Qiu sizing up Chang Lele like a pervert staring at his prey, Yang Tao felt slightly displeased. He knew that Li Qiu was especially fond of this bite, so he regretted bringing Chang Lele here. "Godfather, this is Lele, the anchor of Binjiang TV station."

Chang Lele stretched out her hand generously and said, "Director Li, my name is Chang Lele. It is my honor to meet such a great leader as you."

Li Qiu hurriedly held the hand that was outstretched. He felt that hand was as soft as boneless and as smooth as fat, and his heart fluttered for a while, but the expression on his face did not change. He smiled and said: "Chang Lele, this name Well, the person is also beautiful, I am afraid it is the golden signboard of Binjiang TV station."

Chang Lele didn't dare to look at Li Qiu just now. When she came here, she heard Yang Tao said that she was at the city leader's house. She was a little flustered as she had never experienced such an occasion. Now that the two of them were facing each other, they began to scrutinize him carefully.I saw that he was of medium build, with some "barren" on the top of his head, a pair of very sharp eyes, and the most eye-catching thing was his belly. She remembered that someone in the media once described it as "FB" belly, which means that delicacies from mountains and seas have made these officials bigger. abdomen.She secretly compared this belly with Yang Tao's, and they were somewhat similar.In fact, this kind of belly has seriously damaged a man's body shape, making them look like a "toad".

Although Chang Lele has only been working for a year or two, she has an advantage in being able to take the position of female anchor. This little girl has a very flexible mind, and she has an idea in the blink of an eye. She saw Li Qiu staring at Looking at himself, knowing that he had bad intentions, he deliberately said: "Lele has limited knowledge and superficial experience, please give me more advice in the future."

Li Qiu not only did not let go of his hands, but also kept his eyes on Chang Lele's face.This woman's face looks like a melon seed but is not like a pear shape. To be precise, the image of Xue Baochai in the TV series "Dream of Red Mansions" came to his mind, which is his favorite face shape of a woman.Although some beauty pageant books have introduced that the beauty's face is melon-shaped, he reserves his opinion on this point and disagrees.Chang Lele's eyes are Danfeng eyes, her nose is high and straight, and her lips are thin, covered with a layer of shiny pink lip gloss. When she speaks, she reveals her white jade-like teeth.Every frown and smile is full of affection; every gesture is full of amorous feelings.Li Qiu thought that this kind of woman was not a mortal at all, but a goblin who would kill anyone at any time.so similar!Li Qiu looked a little dazed, Chang Lele in front of him looked too much like a person, this person was not Xue Baochai, but his wife Wang Xiaofeng.When Wang Xiaofeng was acting in a theater troupe when he was young, he sat under the stage. When he saw Wang Xiaofeng for the first time, he was in the same state of despair now.

Chang Lele twitched her hand slightly, Li Qiu came back to her senses, realized that she had lost her composure, let go of her hand and said "it should be", then turned her head and said to Yang Tao who had been hanging aside for a long time: "Xiaotao, look Does Miss look like our Li Min?"

Yang Tao is 49 years old this year, only four or five years younger than Wang Xiaofeng, so he has naturally seen her when she was young.When he saw Chang Lele for the first time, he felt that this person was very familiar. After thinking about it carefully, she turned out to be very similar to Wang Xiaofeng when she was young. Wild species born outside.Chang Lele told him that he was from Chongqing and was thousands of miles away from Binjiang, so Yang Tao was relieved.Li Min looks like his father, Li Qiu, short and fat, and is far from Chang Lele. Yang Tao didn't understand Li Qiu's intention to ask this question when he knew about it, so he just said along the way: "It's a bit similar, but But Miss Chang is taller and more delicate."

Li Qiu said happily: "I said yes, Xiao Chang, we are destined to be destined, and you will be my goddaughter from now on. My two sons and daughters left me and went abroad to develop. In China, Xiaotao You are my godson, you are my goddaughter, and I have both sons and daughters again."

Yang Tao knew about Li Qiu's wolfish ambitions, and he thought Chang Lele was his goddaughter because he wanted to make it easier to get close to her.In the movies and TV, which father did not "kill his daughter"?The old guy has experienced thousands of women over the years, why is his body still so good?Could it be that he can "collect yin and nourish yang" as in the legend?
Chang Lele is 23 years old this year. Seeing this old man who is as old as her grandfather let me call him "Godfather", isn't that a big deal?Regardless of so much, I want to see what this old guy wants to do. She pretended to be shy and said: "Director Li, this is not good, my family has three generations of farmers, how dare you climb high?"

Seeing her say this, Li Qiu liked it even more, and blamed her: "What's wrong with the peasants? Don't look down on the peasants, this country was brought down by the peasants. To tell you the truth, I am a peasant, or at least the son of a peasant. I hate Those nouveau riche who haven’t had a good life for a few days forget their origins and pretend to be nobles. You think that nobles are learned by his kind of old-fashioned in three days, and there is only one noble in three generations in the West.”

Yang Tao knew that what Li Qiu said meant something. Liu Guangcai of Xingyun Group was getting married recently, and found a beautiful woman with a master's degree who was 20 years younger than him, and she was also a "returnee".This woman thinks that he is a scumbag, and is helping him learn the etiquette of western aristocrats. The purpose is to get rid of his civilian status. "Godfather, when are we leaving?"

Li Qiu said "wait a minute", then went to the study room and took out a scroll, he said to Chang Lele: "Daughter, it's the first time we meet, I'll give you a painting as a gift, open it and have a look."

Yang Tao knew that Li Qiu loved calligraphy and painting. When he was the executive deputy director of the National People's Congress, he also served as the honorary president of Nanjiang Painting and Calligraphy Academy, and had close contacts with a large number of famous calligraphy and painting artists.He helped Chang Lele unfold the scroll, only to see a gorgeous "Flowers Bloom Wealth" came into view.The peonies in the picture are thick and wild, and the blooming flower heads are magnificent and solid in the brilliant spring.The main tone is red, and silver foil is used to line the red background to make the flower heads more beautiful and create vigorous vitality.The pen is loose and free, and the picture is magnificent and full of tension. It is really the work of everyone. It was not until I saw the inscription and postscript that I knew it was made by Li Qiushi, the dean of Nanjiang Painting and Calligraphy Academy and a master of contemporary arts and crafts.His paintings are worth 3 yuan per foot, and this scroll is worth at least [-] to [-] yuan. "Lele, this is Master Li's authentic work, please hurry up and thank godfather!"

Chang Lele only knew that the painting was good, but he didn't know who Master Li was, since it was Li Qiu who gave her the gift, it must not be too bad, now Yang Tao asked him to thank Li Qiu, and quickly bowed to Li Qiu and said, "Thank you godfather! "

Li Qiu was happy in his heart, he had both losses and gains, and at the same time God made him lose his power, but at the same time made up for him in terms of beauty, he hurriedly said: "You're welcome, you can just chat with godfather more in the future, so that your godfather won't be lonely. Xiao Tao, let's go, Liu Guangcai will say that I am a slow-tempered old man when he is in a hurry, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being slow-tempered, you have to think carefully about everything, the so-called wise man has a thousand things to worry about, and there is nothing wrong with it."

(End of this chapter)