40 years of officialdom cheats: landing

Chapter 21 Dating (2)

Li Qiu, Yang Tao, and Liu Guangcai drank until the early hours of the morning. Liu Guangcai went to sleep with the young "returnee" in his arms. He is a fat man with a big body and a successful career, so he doesn't care about political affairs, and he doesn't know about officialdom. How deep the water is, how fine the people are, and how dark the net is.

While drinking tea to sober up, Li Qiu and Yang Tao set up a game of Go.Li Qiu said: "This time you were appointed secretary of the county party committee but did not directly join the city party committee team. I suspect that you were implicated by Duan Chun's matter, otherwise this is unreasonable. But don't be discouraged. As long as Duan Chun's problem is resolved, Duan Chun It is natural to join the team after time."

Yang Tao's chess skills are not very good, Li Qiu always let him go first, he put a neutron in the center of the chessboard, and said: "I am also very puzzled, maybe Zhang Yushun said some bad things about me on it."

Li Qiu smiled and said: "What he said has a little effect, but it's not particularly great. Generally, it is impossible for the top leaders of the party and government to cooperate tacitly. When the higher-ups listen to the report, they can only listen to half of it. Besides, there is Secretary Gao. Shut it in there, Zhang Yushun can't make a big deal, at most rely on the old face of Secretary He of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, and let him blow the wind. As long as you occupy this position, the promotion to the team is a certainty. I advise you Concentrate more on your work, first you need to do a little work to get results, usually spend time watching Qin Shihuang, Lu Buwei and Han Feizi, Cao Cao, Zhu Yuanzhang, Li Linfu, Empress Dowager Cixi and Yuan Shikai. You must also study Marx, read the theory of surplus value, the theory Arm yourself up, but don't 'call the truth' and don't inquire about the true nature of things. Remember that what is beneficial to you is correct, and what your boss advocates is correct. What is the purpose of being an official? It is profit. The boss promotes you because you can bring benefits to him; the friends and colleagues around you take care of you because you can bring benefits to them; once the purpose of grabbing benefits is blurred, you will not be far from failure.”

Yang Tao usually followed Li Qiu's teachings, and also read "Official Classics", "Official Secrets", "Ninja Classics" and so on, knowing that to be an official, one must have the ability to endure, have the character to be a dog to the boss, and learn to flatter Art.The so-called "forbearance" is annotated in "Shuowen Jiezi": "Neng Ye", judging from the humiliation under Han Xin's crotch, only being able to achieve the goal can be achieved.The boss is always right, and you are always wrong. The immediate boss is the truth, because he has the right to decide your official luck and destiny.He remembered that Li Qiu once told himself that flattering is a high-level art. He said this: "Don't think that flattering is all about being brave. There are similarities between being an official and being a bitch. There are more women who are willing to be brave. But those who get rich or sell themselves for a good price are very few, and most of them are the third worst escort girls."

"What my godfather said is very true. I must spend more time reading books. In today's society, I can't stand without knowledge. I am the first batch of college graduates in the 80s, and everything I learned at the time is outdated. Party school training class, but you know that it’s just a walk through the situation, it’s still hard to learn a little bit of knowledge systematically.”

Li Qiu took a chess piece, shook his head, and said: "As long as knowledge is practical, you can get a diploma with a little money. I didn't get into college in a day, and I still have an in-service graduate degree from the Central Party School. Which official in power is not a master's degree now?" Ph.D.? Because those diplomas are all fake; some people who graduate with a master’s or doctor’s degree deliberately pursue official careers, that is, they have never wanted to be a scholar since the day they were studying. It is difficult for a real master’s and doctor’s degree to become an official, and it is also difficult to do it for a long time. My point of view is not to have real knowledge. Real knowledge will harm you, because with knowledge you will think independently, and independent thinking is a big taboo in politics, because the difficulty lies in "it is even more difficult to go from smart to confused". Now China Officials only need to be responsible to their superiors, and everything should revolve around the leader, if you want to have your own independent views, it will harm you, and the leader will think that you and him are not of the same mind, and the consequences can be imagined.”

Yang Tao kept nodding his head, he thought that Li Qiu had studied the officialdom thoroughly.Although I have some experience with him in these years, it is still far behind Li Qiu, because he "lives and learns" and does not stop for a moment.Recalling some of the conversations I had with Li Qiu, Li Qiu either explicitly or secretly taught me some ways of officialdom, which can be summed up in the following main points: First, find a political backer and buy a red cap.There is no leader who has no hobbies. Those who love money can be enlightened by money, and those who are lustful can tackle key problems. As long as you look for them carefully, you will not worry about giving up your children and being unable to catch wolves.It is very important to identify your boss in this aspect, and you should look for them according to this standard: first, they are full of bureaucratic talk, full of lies, and do not do practical things; The fourth is to reprimand loudly when sending money but accept it silently.Second, it is necessary to play tricks and overwhelm others with power.Take down all those subordinates who are not in line with themselves, and will never be soft-hearted.The first method is to find the bones in the egg; the second is to use the democratic evaluation of the masses to punish him; the third is to use the mouth of bad people to punish him, or fabricate reports; the fourth is to use power to remove him; the fifth is to force him away.Third, when it comes to money, you should take what you want and not be soft-handed, and you must have a way to make money. Officials who don't know how to make money can't make a big deal.The way to get money can pay attention to the following within the scope of your power: first, the bosses of state-owned enterprises and private enterprises, they have a lot of money; The fourth is weddings and funerals for myself and my family, hospitalization, and various gifts when I go abroad; fifth, all my expenses are covered by the office director; sixth, gift money for making phone calls and approval notes; seventh, wives, children, etc. business.Fourth, we must grasp the heat for women.There should be no fire in the backyard, colorful flags fluttering outside, and red flags at home.The lady is playable and cannot give a business card.Fifth, as a person or an official, don't act according to your conscience.You should feed your conscience to the dog, because it is worthless; your heart is really black and fake red, don’t let it go if you want to touch it; your eyes are poisonous, you can’t see people and things, you can’t be short-sighted, you can see things clearly, don’t miss it Well, it’s best not to have a face, it’s not easy to become a professional shameless thing, that’s also a skill; there’s also one thing that needs to be done to sleep well after doing bad things.Sixth, you must learn to be good at and have the courage to tell lies. To bully the people from above and below the central government, you must make it a habit to tell lies. After you become an official, your mouth is not only your own, but what you say depends on your needs.Being a prostitute and being an official are the most similar occupations, except that being an official betrays your mouth.

"Godfather, what should I do about Duan Chun's matter? How about I arrange it, this matter must not be a long night." Yang Tao remembered just now that Li Qiu said that he did not join the city committee team this time because he was involved in Duan Chun's matter, and he has been bitter Yu Huai. ?
While laying down a chess piece, Li Qiu shook his head and said, "Why are you in a hurry, I can arrange everything myself. What you have to do now is to secure your position and wait and see what happens."

From Li Qiu's tone of voice, Yang Tao knew that he had the chance to win, so he played chess with confidence, but because his mind was distracted just now, his territory was surrounded by Li Qiu's black chess, and he was exhausted to win, so he threw Chess conceded defeat and said: "Godfather's chess skills are getting more and more superb, I still lose after letting me have two sons, I am convinced!"

Li Qiu smiled and said: "I believe that heaven follows Tao, and Tao follows nature. I think the subtlety of chess lies in this. Black and white heaven and earth are infinitely mysterious. If you can't calm down, you can't improve your chess skills naturally. Seeing everything in the world, eyes What you see, what your ears hear, and what your nose smells are all just appearances. Only by seeing with your heart can you see the essence. You slowly realize that it is getting late, go to bed early, and have to work tomorrow, unlike me who can sleep all day All three shots are fine.”

After Yang Tao left, he turned on his phone, only to see seven or eight missed calls and two messages.He looked through the items one by one, and four of the missed calls were from several bureau chiefs under him. They might be related to work. The other four calls and two messages were all done by Chang Lele. A message told him that today is her birthday, and I hope he can accompany her.Yang Tao's heart moved, why didn't this little girl tell her earlier, if she told her earlier, she would lie to Li Qiu and spend the night with her.He looked at his watch, it was already past two o'clock in the morning, he had to check it quickly, maybe she was still waiting for him at the bar.

Yang Tao drove to Xingyun Bar, there were very few vehicles in front of the door, if the parking spaces here were all full before twelve o'clock, if you want to park, you have to drive to the underground parking lot opposite, and then walk over from there.After Yang Tao parked the car, he took out a pair of big black-rimmed glasses from the storage compartment of the car and put them on, looking like a refined old professor, he went straight to the private room upstairs as usual.Suddenly he remembered that he hadn't prepared a gift for Chang Lele yet, so he turned back to the car and took out an exquisite small box. This was a diamond ring that Liu Guangcai had just given to his wife with Li Qiu on his back. In fact, Yang Tao knew that Liu Guangcai's name In fact, it was for his wife. In fact, he saw that he was promoted to the secretary and wanted to warm up the relationship. If he refused, Liu Guangcai would say that it was for his younger siblings, so that neither the giver nor the recipient would be embarrassed.Liu Guangcai also gave him things before, except for some gifts of tobacco and alcohol, he rarely received large amounts of cash, because he had to consider the relationship between Liu Guangcai and Li Qiu, only when Li Qiu called and asked him to accept it. accept.Now this ghost Liu Guangcai is very smart. Seeing that Li Qiu has stepped back and left the center of power, and he is about to become the elder of Binjiang, he will have the final say on this site from now on, even if Li Qiu is his benefactor. It is entirely his own responsibility not to buy Li Qiu, and it seems logical to express his heart at this time. Since ancient times, officialdom and shopping malls have been closely related to each other in China. Although Liu Guangcai is a businessman, he never stops dealing with officials.Yang Tao thought that this diamond ring must be of great value. Although he was a bit reluctant to give it to Chang Lele, he couldn't find a suitable gift to replace it at the moment, so he gritted his teeth, took it and left, going straight to the No. 9 box.

Box No. 9 was empty, Yang Tao asked the waiter if there was a girl here?The waiter replied that a girl had booked this box and left an hour ago.Feeling lost, Yang Tao hurried downstairs and drove to Chang Lele's dormitory area. The door was closed, and the guard room was pitch black. The old man must have fallen asleep.Yang Tao was about to knock on the door, but after hesitating for a while, he gave up. The old man was very difficult to deal with. He remembered that it was the only time he went to Chang Lele's dormitory to find her. The old man asked him who was Chang Lele's?Yang Tao said it was her uncle, and the old man had to ask Chang Lele to answer the phone and get confirmation before letting him in. Now that the uncle arrives at the niece's single dormitory in the middle of the night, he might be passed over.

Yang Tao lingered at the door for a while, then took out his mobile phone and dialed Chang Lele. The voice service prompt said: "The user you dialed has activated the China Mobile call reminder service. We will notify the owner of your call by text message. This call is free. "Yang Tao thought that Chang Lele must be angry, otherwise she would not shut down the phone.He was afraid that he had dialed the wrong mobile phone number, because he didn't dare to save the number on the mobile phone, but just kept it in his heart, so he dialed the number again, and it was still the voice prompt just now.Yang Tao turned off his mobile phone, glanced at the dormitory building in the community, returned to his car, and drove back to his home.

(End of this chapter)