Invincible ship girl system

Chapter 328 It's Over, It's Exposed
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It was just a mere speech, hum, Lu Yanzhi said that when the empire invited him to the stage, he really panicked.

Looking left and right, Bismarck and CV-16 looked at him expressionlessly, their bold eyes sparkling, the little guy should be proud of the admiral.

Coughing heavily, Lu Yanzhi got up and walked onto the podium, then nodded slightly with Di Die, and then took the microphone.

Bowing, looking up, looking at the thousands of students in the audience, all the drafts in Lu Yanzhi's mind yesterday that could talk for hours all grew wings and flew.

"Uh…"

"Ahem, I just heard that the dean invited me to give a speech for everyone, and I'm a bit at a loss!"

Simply, a look from Bismarck calmed him down again, even if his mind was empty, he would act on the spot and adapt accordingly.

Looking at the audience in the audience, Lu Yanzhi continued: "Because when I was in the academy, I was really not an excellent student. Now that I think about it, it still feels like a dream!"

Thinking of the friendly laughter in the audience, Lu Yanzhi continued: "I had prepared a lot yesterday, and I wanted to tell you how to strike up a conversation with a strange homeless ship girl, how to get a good impression, how to get a boat, now, I forgot all of them! "

"However, the dean has prepared half an hour for me. What should I say?"

Lu Yanzhi pondered for a moment, and then slowly opened his mouth: "Just now the dean said, let me talk about my experience after graduation, I thought about it, and it seems that there is indeed something to talk about with a lucky non-promotion, so , Let me tell you about my experience!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yanzhi bowed to everyone in the audience.

"These experiences may have a certain vigilance effect on you, if not, you can just listen to it as a story, I am deeply sorry!"

"Being a student of Luyang Naval Academy is the proudest thing in my life."

"After entering the academy, I worked hard to learn theoretical knowledge, hoping to become a powerful admiral guarding the Quartet. I think everyone here thinks the same way!"

"But, man! Sometimes it really depends on fate, which is something of metaphysics."

Speaking of this, Lu Yanzhi was silent for a moment, and then went straight to the topic: "When I graduated, the college organized a major construction. My two good buddies, one built the battleship Lion, and the other built the battleship Bismarck. Hope for the future went into the warehouse, and it turned out that my build was Destroyer: Limbo!"

"The road to non-ti begins here!"

"Fortunately, in my good buddy, Zheng Fei's place, I may have absorbed their European spirit and built Helena, otherwise, I might still be sitting among the gentlemen, listening to another person on the stage his story."

"Destroyer Limbo, light cruiser Helena, light cruiser San Juan, this is when the tutelary mansion was established, all my family assets!"

As he said that, Lu Yanzhi sighed with emotion again: "Up to now, in my tutelary mansion, the battleship Bismarck, Tirpitz, Prince of Wales, Hutten, aircraft carrier Lexington, Saratoga, Chicheng, think about it. It's like a dream."

"Someone may ask, you are obviously African, why do you have so many ship girls in just two years?"

"I want to remind everyone, is the only way for the ship girl to build and obtain it?"

"of course not!"

Lu Yanzhi's voice suddenly increased: "In this world, there are countless homeless ship girls. They may live in seclusion in the lives of ordinary people. Europeans don't care about the illusory rumors about these hermit ship girls, but, as a lucky E Africans, as an African with a construction failure rate of more than 80.00%, any news related to the ship's mother must not be taken lightly!"

"hunt?"

Someone from the audience responded.

Lu Yanzhi looked at the source of the sound with a serious face: "The ship's mother is not a prey. As a member of the Naval Academy, you must pay attention to this."

Then he said to everyone: "Everyone, why are the wandering ship girls so wary of the admiral who is going to salvage the ship? A large part of the reason is that you, as the admiral, don't respect others at all!"

"Jianniang is an elf born in the sea, synonymous with truth, kindness and beauty. As an admiral, we have more of an interdependent relationship with them."

"Admiral, clear up the confusion for the ship's mother and avoid falling into self-doubt and sinking into the deep sea. And what about the ship's mother? Defend the guard house for the admiral and suppress the deep sea. The two are indispensable, just like the human heart, brain and limbs. of!"

"Since everyone has become a student of the academy, I hope that you can correct your thinking in the future and treat your partners and friends seriously. They may betray you, but the ship girl, even in the most desperate time I just leave silently alone, but I will never have the idea of ​​betraying you."

When Lu Yanzhi saw the people in the audience, some nodded thoughtfully, some sneered, shook their heads, ignored them, and continued with their speech instead.

"Then let's continue to tell my story!"

"When I took office, I helped the Haikou City Ship Girl Alliance to direct a big operation against the Deep Sea Shuanghe, as well as flagships such as Shenhai Yamato, and many ordinary large deep sea ship girls. It was a big victory. , the Ship Girl Alliance has not lost a single ship girl."

"Thus, through Nelson, Minister of the Haikou City Ship Girl Alliance, I got to know Saratoga and CV-16 who have now joined our tutelary mansion!"

"The story of these two is in the back, I won't talk about it first, let me talk about the second ship girl I got!"

"Light cruiser Yixian, when Nelson told me that there was a ship girl in Suzhou and Hangzhou, I didn't hesitate at all. I took the time and took Helena to Suzhou and Hangzhou. The hard work paid off. Where did Yixian open?" A restaurant."

"Maybe everyone wants to hear how I fished the boat, but after thinking about it a lot, I can only sum it up in two words: sincerity!"

"It's very easy for Jian Niang to tell whether a person is lying or not. Therefore, all lies are completely useless in front of Jian Niang, only sincerity."

Speaking of this, Lu Yanzhi chuckled again: "Of course, what I mean by sincerity is not to let you simply invite her to join your tutelary mansion just after you and Jianniang, so that you may not be caught by Jianniang." Press it on the ground and rub it."

"You need to communicate with her and make friends with her in various ways. This process may take a long time, but if it really succeeds, isn't it a very gratifying thing?"

"When the ship girl recognizes you as a friend, then I will congratulate you, because you have succeeded 90.00% in this fishing boat, and the remaining one percent is at a certain time. , or under certain circumstances, sincerely invite her to join your tutelary mansion, under such circumstances, no ship wife would refuse!"

Having said so much, Lu Yanzhi suddenly glanced guiltyly at the direction of Bismarck and CV-16. These two masters got back to the tutelary mansion by playing tricks on their own. no…

Sure enough, when Lu Yanzhi looked down, he happened to meet Bismarck, whose mouth was upturned, with a half-smile. Lu Yanzhi walked away guilty, and just happened to see CV-16 with the same unfriendly expression.

"Nimma, is the Empire cheating me? Even the honest man CV-16 is angry?"

Lu Yanshi felt bitter, and turned his head to look at the empire next to him. This unconscious guy was fighting with the green short-haired Rome, and he didn't pay attention to Lu Yanshi on the stage at all.

For a moment, Lu Yanzhi deeply felt that he was cheated by the empire.

After a long silence, a teacher next to her told Lu Yanzhi to continue with her eyes. Lu Yanzhi was helpless, and sighed inwardly, then bit the bullet and continued.

"Lao Yixian, I spent more than a month. After that, as soon as there is news about the wandering ship girl, I will go there, no matter where it is, no matter whether the news is true or not. I have only built the town guard mansion so far. After ten times, there are only five warship girls who came out, and as for the other warship girls, I got them all by listening to those illusory rumors."

"Actually fishing a boat is very simple. Some ship girls care about first impressions. If she has a good first impression of you, she may even say a few words to you and chat for a while before she can successfully fish a boat."

Taking advantage of turning around, Lu Yanzhi secretly took out his pocket watch.

"Oh shit, why has it only been 15 minutes? Is this for me to shake out all the dirty stuff?"

Then, looking back at the audience, Lu Yanzhi suddenly felt panicked!
He kept winking at the empire, but the empire completely ignored it as if he didn't realize it.

Lu Yanzhi looked at the crowd with a smile, and then said, "That's probably how Lao Chuan is. Next, I'll talk to you about how to approach and strike up a conversation with a strange ship girl!"

After saying this, Lu Yanzhi broke a jar in his heart, come on, break the jar, come on!
At this moment, Lu Yanzhi perfectly interpreted what it means: with a smile on his face, his heart is full of criticism!

"Let's make a hypothesis first. Let's say, everyone here, on the road, sees a strange handsome man and beautiful woman. What method will you use to communicate with her (him) and start a wonderful relationship?"

"Look for a wingman, needless to say!"

A man's voice came from the audience.

Lu Yanzhi affirmed: "Yes, that's right, finding a wingman is indeed a way!"

"Next, I will tell you how to get the strange wandering ship girl you suddenly met through the ship girl you already have!"

What Lu Yanzhi said is knowledge. Before graduation and construction, no one knows what kind of ship girl he can build, and no one knows whether he is a European emperor or a non-chief. Therefore, Lu Yanzhi I even saw that many students had already taken out their small notebooks.

Lu Yanzhi didn't care, this is actually not a secret, and it's okay to say it.

"Under normal circumstances, wandering ship girls will be wary of human admirals, but they don't have any partners who are also ship girls. So, at this time, your ship girl is your wingman."

"Let your ship girl fight for you, first contact with the wandering ship girl, know the hobbies of the wandering ship girl, etc. When the time is almost right, you can use the information obtained by your ship girl to get close to the wandering ship girl!"

"Then, it's still the same as before!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yanzhi said again: "When this ship girl decides to join your tutelary mansion, at this time, you must frankly pull out the ship girl who was the wingman before and this wandering ship girl to explain the situation. Bonus points for you, on the contrary, if you don’t say it, when the ship girl knows all this, she might feel cheated, and then leave you, and you will be on her blacklist for the rest of her life!”

After finishing speaking, he took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and Lu Yanzhi said again: "There is one more thing, the luckier way to fish the boat is to fish the boat through the bond between the ship's mother!"

"For example, take my own business as an example!"

"Through San Juan I've got Atlanta, through Lexington I've got Saratoga blah blah blah!"

"The bond between the ship's daughters is sometimes useful if you have more favorability than you. Whether it's an enemy, a friend, or a sister!"

"As far as I know, someone used a destroyer Firefly to catch the heavy cruiser Admiral Hipper!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yanzhi smiled slightly: "Everyone knows that in the history of the old world, the Firefly heroically rammed into the Admiral Hipper in battle."

"Now that they are ship girls, their bond still exists."

"So, if one of you graduates and builds a firefly in the future, don't be sad, don't despair, hurry up and look up the book, check the information, and see where there is Admiral Hipper, and then, maybe you can get it because of it." Tell a good story!"

"And with Admiral Hipper, her sister, the heavy cruiser Blücher, will definitely not be difficult!"

There was another voice from the audience: "There is also Prince Eugen!"

Lu Yanzhi shook his head: "Prince Eugen is not good, this classmate must be good at learning the history of naval warfare in the old world!"

"Prince Eugen is Bismarck's personal nanny. If you want to get her, maybe you will have hope if you get Bismarck!"

Someone in the audience booed: "How do you get Bismarck?"

Lu Yanzhi took a special look at that guy: boy, I remember your appearance, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?Don't you know I have a Bismarck?Don't you know my Bismarck is sitting right there?
"Well, I advise all students not to be too ambitious. Finding a boat is also a science, just like finding a girlfriend. The first impression, the second impression, the third and even the Nth impression are very important. I have said so much, in fact They are all theories, but for the specifics, you still need to go to actual combat to try to understand.”

How to fish Bismarck?

Haha, how could Lu Yanzhi tell everything in front of Bismarck.

Looking at his watch secretly again, it was almost time, and Lu Yanzhi made a concluding speech.

"You guys still have two years in the future, and Luyang City is located by the sea, and there are countless stray girls. You can go for a walk in your spare time and try your luck, just in case you happen to meet that hit Destined ship girl, right?"

"Finally, thank you for willing to listen to my speech, thank you!"

After all this was said, Lu Yanzhi bowed, and then slipped back to his seat without hesitation, with a serious expression on his face, not daring to look left and right at all.

On the stage, the empire said words of thanks as usual.

Soon, the whole event was coming to an end, Bismarck said lightly beside Lu Yanshi.

"The admiral's speech is really wonderful, but you must tell me the details of your fishing boat!"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Yanzhi's face turned pale. The proud, always unsmiling iron-blooded cat disappeared, and now it is an angry house cat!
　Well, I fell asleep yesterday, and ended up writing 2 words in Chapter [-], and I was quickly discovered by witty netizens. Today’s chapter is [-] words, which is considered to be a supplement????????
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　　It seems that I haven't asked for it for a few days
　　
　
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