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Chapter 323 I Decided to Marry Her (1)
I couldn't break free, so I bit his neck in a hurry.

I don't want him to laugh: Feiyan, kiss me.

This cricket really learned badly when he went out.

Hongde two years.The twentieth of the first month.clear.

The cricket is gone.

I sent him off before leaving.

The cricket said: Did Mr. Plague Sword come to you?

I said: no.

The cricket said: That's about the same.If he dares to come, I will kill him.

I said: Can you beat him?
The cricket said: It's okay, brother Xiang promised me, but if I can't fight, he will fight for me.I will not die with regret.

I'm speechless.

Cricket said: I told my fourth sister that I will marry you when you are 17 years old. In the past two years, I will work hard to earn money. I heard that your brother is very greedy for money.Ugh.

Me: What the hell are you talking to my fourth sister, if you want to marry me, you have to tell me.

The cricket said: I said that night on the street, you ran away without saying a word, Brother Xiang said, this is the default.

I'm speechless.

Hongde two years.The 21st of the first lunar month.clear.

The senior brother is also preparing to return to the capital.

I secretly asked my sister-in-law: How did you conquer your brother?
The sister-in-law smiled and said: Go straight.

I'm speechless.

The sister-in-law said again deeply: Feiyan, being a woman is to be ruthless. You must have a quick eye and a quick hand when you spot something, otherwise it will become someone else's.

I think it makes sense.

I decided that after a while, I would go to the south to check on the crickets. In fact, the crickets are not bad. At least he was beaten by me for a few years and he never complained.

Hongde two years.The third day of March.clear.

I'm leaving.

This isn't the first time I've walked the rivers and lakes alone.

I couldn't help thinking that when I was 11 years old, my brother didn't return, and I was wandering around. I was really scared.

But God is so kind to me, I met Brother An and my fourth sister.

They are all so good.

I decided to cherish it.

I am Little Heroine, and my name is Feiyan.Extraordinary non, Yanyan is better than Feiyan.Fifteen this year, beautiful as a flower.

My name is Gu Jingfeng, and I am not Yan Xiaoxia's senior brother.

25 years old, male, looks like a disaster.Oh, this is what my master said. It is said that when he picked me up, I was only six years old. He thought I was good-looking and thought I was a girl. He always wanted to pick up a beautiful little girl as his apprentice, but one day, he found that I was standing While urinating, there was a feeling of thunder.

I am also unparalleled in martial arts.Well, this was before meeting that bastard Huo An. I thought I was one of the few in the world, but Huo An, a bastard, alas, I never defeated him once.Stop talking, and cry when I say it.

Fortunately, I was faster than him, and I was finally a little relieved.

Don't talk about these unhappy things, talk about happy things.By the way, that day I accidentally saw my junior sister Feiyan’s girl’s mood diary, so I shamelessly flipped through two pages to read, this dead girl, it’s fine to write that she came to Kuishui to make her happy, and so on, but even Huo Ansu changed this diary. The fight between the two goblins is also included. By the way, Huo An's staying power is really so good?

Pulled away again.I thought peeking at the girl's diary was really wretched, and I was about to put it down after turning two pages, but I didn't want to see the word "mushroom" again, and I felt sad from my heart.

Yes, I have a shadow on mushrooms since childhood.So I decided that I must write this event that changed my life as a memoir, so that I can sigh and sigh when I get old.

My shadow of mushrooms originated when I was ten years old.

That year, it rained heavily in the spring. One morning, the master got up and said, "Shocking wind, let's go to the mountains to break some bamboo shoots."

At that time, the master hadn't picked up Feiyan, and I was the only one who could do it.I'm not happy, I want to sleep late, so I said: I don't.

The master sneered twice, and pulled out a stick of bamboo from behind: It seems that you want to eat stewed meat with bamboo shoots now?

I jumped up and ran out.Really, this master is too perverted. What he likes the most is to base his happiness on the pain of others.

Sure enough, there were many new bamboo shoots in the mountains. I broke them and broke them, and suddenly found a cluster of very beautiful mushrooms under the tree. They were colorful, fresh and tender, and I picked them back happily.

At that time, I didn't understand the truth that the more beautiful something, the more poisonous it might be. For example, mushrooms, for example, women.

After returning home, Master cooks by himself and made braised pork with bamboo shoots.And I secretly hid the mushrooms, ready to cook a pot of delicious mushroom soup, to surprise Master, no matter what, he raised me.

The mushroom soup was cooked well.The master said happily: Jingfeng, you are sensible.

Then I drank a bowl and he drank half a bowl.

But I was still washing the dishes, and I felt something was wrong.One bowl becomes two bowls, two bowls become four bowls, four bowls become eight bowls, oh oh why are there all bowls in the kitchen, I feel a little hot under my nose, it’s blood when I touch it, I probably Sick of blood, fainted.

When I woke up, I saw Master's magnified face, and the veins on his forehead were twitching: From now on, our family must never eat mushrooms!

That's right, a beautiful mushroom. It's a poisonous mushroom. It almost poisoned both me and Master to death in a small courtyard on the hillside.Fortunately, Master was vigilant, and before the poison had fully flared up, he carried me and rushed to the town down the mountain, saving himself and me.

From then on, I stopped eating mushrooms.No mushrooms of any kind, including the most common cabbage mushrooms.

, I made my debut.

Master said, our sect is called Wuyingmen, and the ancestors of the sect are good at lightness kung fu. In layman's terms, they run fast.He said to me earnestly: Talented people come forth in large numbers in the Jianghu, whether they can beat them or not is of secondary importance, the key is, if they can't beat them, they can run away, this is the essence of our Wuyingmen.

I deeply agree.

Although our sect has been handed down to this day, it has been disintegrated, and the few direct disciples also live in seclusion in the Jianghu, never interacting with each other, but there is no doubt that my master must be the best among them, because after I debuted, I discovered that, Most of the time, I don't have to run because I can beat those guys.

Some martial arts gyms invite me to be the head coach, and some big families invite me to teach their children.At that time, I was really short of money, so I promised a rich family to teach his three sons boxing.

This is a real big family, this local tyrant, he not only married the big family, but also married the second, third, fourth and fifth.One is more beautiful than the other.

Especially five rooms.

It is said that she is the oiran of a Qinlou brothel. When I was teaching those three stupid boys how to fist and kick in the backyard, she walked past the corridor in a fluttering manner. Put it on the body, the small emerald bellyband inside is looming, leaning delicately on the corridor and shouting: Hey, what's your name?
A stupid kid hurriedly replied cheerfully: Fifth Yiniang, his name is Gu Jingfeng.We all call him Coach Gu.

(End of this chapter)