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Chapter 49 Master Jiu's Laughter Is A Little Disrespectful

Early the next morning.

When Master Jiu was cleaning, he cleared out a few cigarette butts.

There are cigarette butts in this supposedly holy temple!
It must have been smoked by those two boys sitting here last night!

Master Jiu broke into the house with a broom to wake up Li Cang who was still asleep.

"I told you to smoke! I told you to smoke in the viewing room!"

"Ah, it hurts! It hurts, Master Jiu!" Li Cang yelled and hid in the corner of the bed, opening his pockets to prove his innocence.

"Master Jiu, how can I smoke! Look, I don't even have a lighter or a cigarette case in my pocket!"

Master Jiu checked the bed and searched under the bed where things could be hidden, but he didn't find any evidence before he believed Li Cang's words.

He went to another room with a broom and woke Fei Yuzhou up.

"I told you to smoke in my room! I can't kill you!"

Fei Yuzhou screamed for injustice while being beaten by Master Jiu: "I haven't smoked or smoked! I quit a long time ago!"

Master Jiu stopped and stared at him, as if to see if there was any sign of lying on his face.

Fei Yuzhou gestured his hands, and once again expressed his innocence to Master Jiu: "I have quit smoking for seven years! I quit smoking when I was 30 years old!"

"." Master Jiu hit him, then squinted his eyes, "How old are you this year?"

"." Fei Yuzhou calculated, "27"

"You quit smoking at the age of 30, so you're 27 this year! You think I'm an idiot and won't settle the score, right?" Master Jiu raised his broom and greeted him again, "I told you to lie to me! I told you to smoke while watching! "

Fei Yuzhou was wronged!

Before rebirth, he did quit smoking at the age of 30, but he has not completely reversed the jet lag, and his memory is wrong!
He jumped out of bed, ran out barefoot, and fled to the courtyard, only to find a few cigarette butts lying on the steps where he and Li Cang sat last night.

He suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

But he is really wronged!
Li Cang came out of the room clutching his back that hurt from being slapped by Master Jiu.He was kicked by Fei Yuzhou a few days ago, his back injury was not healed, and now he was beaten by Master Jiu again, now it's more injury than injury!
He also saw the cigarette butts on the steps, and subconsciously thought that the cigarettes on the ground were all smoked by Fei Yuzhou.

"Ouch!" He pressed his waist and cried out in pain, and then complained about the "culprit", "It's really a person lying on the bed, and the pot came from the sky! Didn't I tell you yesterday that smoking is prohibited in this temple!"

"I really didn't smoke it!" Fei Yuzhou glanced at the door of Li Chuan's room, "I saw a Taoist smoke it last night."

Master Jiu pointed at him: "You won't even find someone to take the blame for you! Chuan'er doesn't know how to smoke! Get the hell out of here, get the hell out of here!"

Master Jiu turned his hand and pointed to the entrance of the temple.

Just let him go!
Li Cang leaned over to Fei Yuzhou and smelled it, then turned around and said to Master Jiu, "Master Jiu, it seems that he really didn't smoke it. He doesn't smell of cigarettes at all."

"Both of you get off the mountain! Don't leave it here to block my eyes!" Master Jiu waved the broom again without showing any mercy.

At this time, Li Xiangyue opened the door, her head poked out from the crack of the door, she rubbed her eyes, and looked like she was still asleep.

Master Jiu became merciful in a second.He put down the broom and trot to the door of Li Xiangyue's room, his eyes were full of love for her, and he cared for her softly: "You didn't eat last night, you must be hungry. You cooked noodles in mushroom soup."

Li Xiangyue secretly glanced at the next door, and asked in a low voice, "Master Jiu, has Chuan'er come out?"

Master Jiu whispered back to her: "Last night, he seemed to have come out."

Li Xiangyue whispered: "Jiu Ye, I may not be here all day today, so you can coax him for me. Also, I need a key for the back door."

Hearing her asking for the key to the back door, Master Jiu suddenly looked nervous, "You don't want to open the ancestral hall right now!"

Li Xiangyue waved her hand in denial.

"The opening of the ancestral hall is such a big event, how could I sneak around and open it alone without saying hello to you!" She put on a quack trick and pretended to be mysterious, "Yesterday I watched the sky at night and calculated it with my fingers. , the time to open the ancestral hall has not yet come.”

Master Jiu exposed her: "I didn't see you coming out last night, and you still watch the sky at night! What do you want the key for?"

"Collecting the wind." Li Xiangyue said, "The scenery on the mountain behind is so beautiful. Just take a few pictures and post them on the Internet, and many netizens will come to gather and praise them. But my mobile phone is not good enough. I will go to the county town and buy A good phone to go."

"Then you go eat first." Jiu Ye pointed to the front hall, "The noodles are ready for you to dry."

"One more thing—" Li Xiangyue went back to the room and took a small notebook, a pen and a box of ink pads. "Jiuye, according to the rules, I have to get the approval of more than half of the people in our village before I can be eligible to run for the patriarch. If half of the people nod, Chuan'er has to give me this qualification no matter whether Chuan'er agrees or not. Jiuye, You give me a good start first."

"That won't work." Master Jiu waved his hands and put them behind his back, obviously disapproving of Li Xiangyue's approach. "If you don't ask Chuan'er to nod first, I won't sign this word. Also, don't forget, it's not enough for the people in the village to agree. You have to ask the elders for their opinions."

"Hi." Li Xiangyue didn't take it seriously, thinking that the matter Jiu Ye reminded was a piece of cake, "Except for you and Ba Ye, the other masters are very easy to coax."

"Heh~" Master Jiu's laughter was a bit disrespectful.

This didn't hurt Li Xiangyue, but made her confident.

"Just look at it!"

eat eat~
Four people sit in a circle at a small, square table.

Master Jiu filled Li Xiangyue with a large bowl of mushroom soup noodles, and gave Fei Yuzhou and Li Cang a few bites of the soup.

Li Cang went to fish for the noodles in Li Xiangyue's bowl, but Master Jiu beat him with chopsticks.

Fei Yuzhou took a bowl to drink the soup, and then admired from the bottom of his heart: "This soup is so fresh! Wow, the aftertaste is endless, delicious!"

"You may not be able to drink such a good soup in the city." Master Jiu said proudly, "The fungus grows wild in the mountains, and it can be sold for hundreds of pounds per catty in the city. The water used is also expensive. It's not ordinary water, it's spring water from the snow on the mountain."

While eating, Li Xiangyue swiped the shopping website with her mobile phone to see which mobile phone suits her best.

Li Cang sat over and gave her advice while stealing her noodles, "This, this, this new one, the rear camera is 4000 million, and the camera and camera functions are outstanding."

Li Xiangyue: "Is there any one for sale in our county?"

"There should be." Li Cang said, "There is also a small memory. If you want a large memory, you may have to make a reservation. But it's not necessarily true. Let's go to the mobile phone store first and ask."

While the two of them were focusing on other things, Fei Yuzhou removed the bowl in front of Li Xiangyue, took two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup, and finished a large bowl of soup noodles in minutes, which was very satisfying.

Li Cang complained to him: "You didn't save any for me!"

After dinner, the three set off for the county seat.

(End of this chapter)