winter era
Chapter 224 The Best Laughing Chapter of This Century
Chapter 224 The Best Joke of the Century
If the fortune-teller has lived so long, the most shocking news he has heard is definitely not that he was not born to his parents.Not to mention that he became a fortune-teller because of picking up leaks and made it real. Of course, it is impossible that his father is actually his uncle.
The news that shocked him the most was that in front of him now, the character who came out of myths and legends, he told himself that his age was only 20 years old.Not two hundred years old, twenty thousand years old, not two hundred thousand years old, not even two million years old.but 20 years old.Even younger than those young people behind that, only 200 years old.
So the first thing he thought of was not how talented this person was, but——
"—Are you kidding me?"
The fortune teller looked at the young man in front of him with a very tangled expression on his face.
Regardless of the time before the seal, he has been sealed in this world for more than 4 years.And there are those times that disappeared in the river of time, how could he be over 20 years old, right? [-] years old?Who are you kidding?
The group of brats also stood up one after another, expressing their unconditional support for the fortune-teller with livid faces.It is okay to say that they are old, but if a 20-year-old person hits them on the ground without even moving a finger, it is impossible for them to accept this fact.Obviously they are all the same age, you are still playing with mud next to you, and other people's children are ready to fight space monsters, can this be tolerated?
Of course they couldn't bear it, so they chose not to believe it.
"But that's what it is."
The character in this legend is very bad.Shrugging his shoulders, he smiled and looked at the embarrassing faces of those people.
"In the seal, I have not had any contact with the outside world, so I just calculated 20 unit time. Just like you are playing games and dreaming, it is not real time at all. And chasing me in the river of time is even more I have been fighting all the time, let alone a life in the normal sense. I only spent [-] years from my birth to being hunted down to being sealed. If you don’t believe me, you don’t have the wheel of fortune What? You can use that to check the authenticity of what I said."
After enjoying the shocked gazes of those people enough, Kaos shook his head and explained to them confidently.That logic made the fortune teller burst into tears. Apart from the fact that the world can be settled at the age of 20, there is absolutely no loophole in this statement. 4 years doesn't count, time travel doesn't count, so the remaining age is just up to him?
Who knows how old this guy is.He opened his mouth to say that he was ten years old, so he could only pinch his nose and admit it. Destroying the world at the age of 20?What do you think this is?I have never heard of such a plot in a game with a cheat device.
To become a mage, the first thing to do is to accumulate and expand knowledge.It is impossible to become a mage without previous accumulation.And the time required for this early accumulation is even more astronomical.Moreover, in the new world of chaotic logic, the materials they have to accumulate are even more tormenting.It took nearly a thousand years for almost every newly promoted sage to barely ascend to the position of sage.And he definitely can't beat those old-fashioned sages, so he can only work out his own rules slowly.
And this Kaos said he was 20 years old.what does that mean?It means that this buddy is born to be close to the capital accumulation of a sage, and these 20 years are used to digest it.In the past, there have been stories of sages reincarnated and reborn with nothing to do, and then became sages again at the age of 20.But the premise is that he is also a sage himself, so that it is feasible.
If it is said that a human can be cloned by cloning human genes, that is quite normal.But if you want to use human genes to clone me a space battleship, then it is not a question of logic but a question of you.
Human genes can only be human beings, even if you debug a messy creature, it is still within the normal range.After all, they are all living beings. Human beings have evolved for such a long time, so it may be mixed with something.But first of all, there is no need to talk about the question of whether it is life or not, whether it is alive or not.This is not a living thing at all, is it?There is no biological tissue, everything is a man-made steel body, and it is completely different from ordinary life. How dare you believe that this thing is cloned by humans.
Then Kaos said very seriously that I am a cloned space battleship.Then he explained very seriously why he became a space battleship, the reason why he became a space battleship.Finally, I will tell you very seriously, I am a human being, not some space battleship, don't believe in those unnecessary things, but believe in me.
Normal people don't know how to react, anyway, the fortune teller just chuckled.In the eyes of the children, he walked to the table, then picked up the crystal ball with one hand and started divination.Test the authenticity of that person's words, and prepare to slap him face to face.
Destiny can only be concealed, it cannot be deceived.This thing is always a one-way street, and there is never a falsehood.
"I will find all the authenticity from destiny. All falsehoods and deceptions cannot be concealed in front of destiny. It is the revelation of the world, and it is the cohesion of oneself. As long as it is still in this world, as long as it is still in this world, there will be no People can escape the detection of fate. Even if you are a demigod, you haven't broken the whole world after all, so I can still see it."
Looking at the thoughtful look of the man in front of him, the fortune teller grinned.In his eyes, this was clearly an expression of his guilty conscience.After all, the wheel of fortune did not exist in this world 4 years ago, so it is normal for him not to understand.
"Hey, let me ask."
The man said with a frown as the fortune-teller pressed the crystal ball for divination.
"Fate, can it really be observed now? Ordinary people can now peek at a corner of fate? Can people really observe the huge future now? Or is it just a prophecy that anyone can see?" planted?"
"Of course it's an accurate observation, and it's thanks to you." The fortune teller showed a mocking expression as he searched for the huge fragment of fate by pressing the crystal ball.So what if he is that big shot?This world is no longer what it was 4 years ago. He has nothing to fear from the Council of Hundreds, the ancient sages, and the arrangements made for his resurrection.
"Your power has opened a corner of the closed body of the whole world, and there are countless unimaginable things gushing out of it. They cannot be correctly observed and described, and even mathematics cannot make a reasonable structure. The whole world The rules are in a mess. Now even if you are performing calculations with fourteen digits upwards, even sages will inevitably have errors. Regardless of your calculation process or not, the entire data has fallen into chaos. It is given by your power."
"The fortune-teller is to swim in the indescribable ocean and find those unknown fragments. That is the record of the whole world, and it is the future of all chaos. Everything that may happen is in that record. Therefore, the future of divination It must be true. Because it happened in the future, but it was captured in the past. We can avoid that future through reasonable means. Because this world is full of loopholes and flaws, and it is no longer the perfect world. All of this is your strength, your ability. Therefore, the tide of fate will also engulf you, making you always stand in the destiny."
"That means I'm in fate no matter what?" Kaos frowned.
"But I don't think so. Because I always want to do that, because I always want to achieve that. Look at your results, I think I already know the answer I want. This world is not my battlefield , the future is still far away."
As mysteriously as he came, it seemed that he had already obtained the prophecy he wanted, and his thin body disappeared with the wind.It looks like a sand dune blown away by a strong wind, and the dense fog that filled the surrounding area disappeared without a trace.Only the young people kneeling on the ground and the fortune-teller holding the crystal ball were left standing there like fools under everyone's mocking eyes.
"what is this……?"
The fortune teller shook his head in disbelief, and subconsciously glanced at the prophecy in the crystal ball.The reality presented there is so false that it even makes the fortune-teller feel that the whole world is a little illusory.
Kaos, 20 years old.Kaos, infinitely large.And Kaos, already dead.
There are three answers in total.Each is true.
(End of this chapter)
If the fortune-teller has lived so long, the most shocking news he has heard is definitely not that he was not born to his parents.Not to mention that he became a fortune-teller because of picking up leaks and made it real. Of course, it is impossible that his father is actually his uncle.
The news that shocked him the most was that in front of him now, the character who came out of myths and legends, he told himself that his age was only 20 years old.Not two hundred years old, twenty thousand years old, not two hundred thousand years old, not even two million years old.but 20 years old.Even younger than those young people behind that, only 200 years old.
So the first thing he thought of was not how talented this person was, but——
"—Are you kidding me?"
The fortune teller looked at the young man in front of him with a very tangled expression on his face.
Regardless of the time before the seal, he has been sealed in this world for more than 4 years.And there are those times that disappeared in the river of time, how could he be over 20 years old, right? [-] years old?Who are you kidding?
The group of brats also stood up one after another, expressing their unconditional support for the fortune-teller with livid faces.It is okay to say that they are old, but if a 20-year-old person hits them on the ground without even moving a finger, it is impossible for them to accept this fact.Obviously they are all the same age, you are still playing with mud next to you, and other people's children are ready to fight space monsters, can this be tolerated?
Of course they couldn't bear it, so they chose not to believe it.
"But that's what it is."
The character in this legend is very bad.Shrugging his shoulders, he smiled and looked at the embarrassing faces of those people.
"In the seal, I have not had any contact with the outside world, so I just calculated 20 unit time. Just like you are playing games and dreaming, it is not real time at all. And chasing me in the river of time is even more I have been fighting all the time, let alone a life in the normal sense. I only spent [-] years from my birth to being hunted down to being sealed. If you don’t believe me, you don’t have the wheel of fortune What? You can use that to check the authenticity of what I said."
After enjoying the shocked gazes of those people enough, Kaos shook his head and explained to them confidently.That logic made the fortune teller burst into tears. Apart from the fact that the world can be settled at the age of 20, there is absolutely no loophole in this statement. 4 years doesn't count, time travel doesn't count, so the remaining age is just up to him?
Who knows how old this guy is.He opened his mouth to say that he was ten years old, so he could only pinch his nose and admit it. Destroying the world at the age of 20?What do you think this is?I have never heard of such a plot in a game with a cheat device.
To become a mage, the first thing to do is to accumulate and expand knowledge.It is impossible to become a mage without previous accumulation.And the time required for this early accumulation is even more astronomical.Moreover, in the new world of chaotic logic, the materials they have to accumulate are even more tormenting.It took nearly a thousand years for almost every newly promoted sage to barely ascend to the position of sage.And he definitely can't beat those old-fashioned sages, so he can only work out his own rules slowly.
And this Kaos said he was 20 years old.what does that mean?It means that this buddy is born to be close to the capital accumulation of a sage, and these 20 years are used to digest it.In the past, there have been stories of sages reincarnated and reborn with nothing to do, and then became sages again at the age of 20.But the premise is that he is also a sage himself, so that it is feasible.
If it is said that a human can be cloned by cloning human genes, that is quite normal.But if you want to use human genes to clone me a space battleship, then it is not a question of logic but a question of you.
Human genes can only be human beings, even if you debug a messy creature, it is still within the normal range.After all, they are all living beings. Human beings have evolved for such a long time, so it may be mixed with something.But first of all, there is no need to talk about the question of whether it is life or not, whether it is alive or not.This is not a living thing at all, is it?There is no biological tissue, everything is a man-made steel body, and it is completely different from ordinary life. How dare you believe that this thing is cloned by humans.
Then Kaos said very seriously that I am a cloned space battleship.Then he explained very seriously why he became a space battleship, the reason why he became a space battleship.Finally, I will tell you very seriously, I am a human being, not some space battleship, don't believe in those unnecessary things, but believe in me.
Normal people don't know how to react, anyway, the fortune teller just chuckled.In the eyes of the children, he walked to the table, then picked up the crystal ball with one hand and started divination.Test the authenticity of that person's words, and prepare to slap him face to face.
Destiny can only be concealed, it cannot be deceived.This thing is always a one-way street, and there is never a falsehood.
"I will find all the authenticity from destiny. All falsehoods and deceptions cannot be concealed in front of destiny. It is the revelation of the world, and it is the cohesion of oneself. As long as it is still in this world, as long as it is still in this world, there will be no People can escape the detection of fate. Even if you are a demigod, you haven't broken the whole world after all, so I can still see it."
Looking at the thoughtful look of the man in front of him, the fortune teller grinned.In his eyes, this was clearly an expression of his guilty conscience.After all, the wheel of fortune did not exist in this world 4 years ago, so it is normal for him not to understand.
"Hey, let me ask."
The man said with a frown as the fortune-teller pressed the crystal ball for divination.
"Fate, can it really be observed now? Ordinary people can now peek at a corner of fate? Can people really observe the huge future now? Or is it just a prophecy that anyone can see?" planted?"
"Of course it's an accurate observation, and it's thanks to you." The fortune teller showed a mocking expression as he searched for the huge fragment of fate by pressing the crystal ball.So what if he is that big shot?This world is no longer what it was 4 years ago. He has nothing to fear from the Council of Hundreds, the ancient sages, and the arrangements made for his resurrection.
"Your power has opened a corner of the closed body of the whole world, and there are countless unimaginable things gushing out of it. They cannot be correctly observed and described, and even mathematics cannot make a reasonable structure. The whole world The rules are in a mess. Now even if you are performing calculations with fourteen digits upwards, even sages will inevitably have errors. Regardless of your calculation process or not, the entire data has fallen into chaos. It is given by your power."
"The fortune-teller is to swim in the indescribable ocean and find those unknown fragments. That is the record of the whole world, and it is the future of all chaos. Everything that may happen is in that record. Therefore, the future of divination It must be true. Because it happened in the future, but it was captured in the past. We can avoid that future through reasonable means. Because this world is full of loopholes and flaws, and it is no longer the perfect world. All of this is your strength, your ability. Therefore, the tide of fate will also engulf you, making you always stand in the destiny."
"That means I'm in fate no matter what?" Kaos frowned.
"But I don't think so. Because I always want to do that, because I always want to achieve that. Look at your results, I think I already know the answer I want. This world is not my battlefield , the future is still far away."
As mysteriously as he came, it seemed that he had already obtained the prophecy he wanted, and his thin body disappeared with the wind.It looks like a sand dune blown away by a strong wind, and the dense fog that filled the surrounding area disappeared without a trace.Only the young people kneeling on the ground and the fortune-teller holding the crystal ball were left standing there like fools under everyone's mocking eyes.
"what is this……?"
The fortune teller shook his head in disbelief, and subconsciously glanced at the prophecy in the crystal ball.The reality presented there is so false that it even makes the fortune-teller feel that the whole world is a little illusory.
Kaos, 20 years old.Kaos, infinitely large.And Kaos, already dead.
There are three answers in total.Each is true.
(End of this chapter)
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