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Chapter 94 Zhao Lei Sacrificial to the River
That afternoon, the kitchens of all sizes in the barracks were extremely busy.Hundreds of sacks of flour were opened, water was added, and dough was kneaded into the shape of a human head.In the pot after pot of stoves, fresh steamed buns are constantly coming out of the oven, and the aroma makes people drool.

After making it all afternoon, nearly a thousand steamed buns were pushed to the riverside, ready for sacrifice.Zhao Lei bragged to Huangfu Song that he had written a sacrificial article, but in fact he slightly changed Zhuge Liang's sacrificial article, and then fell silent.

Huangfu Song signaled Zhao Lei to start.

Zhao Lei pulled out his Lightning Sword, took off his helmet, and put on his hair that had been growing for nearly a year. Then, following the prepared cheat sheet, he began to chant:
"On the [-]th day of September in the autumn of the second year of Wei Da Han Zhongping, General Zhonglang, leader of Jizhou Mu, crusade against Generalissimo Huang Fusong, and crusade against the governor of Dadu and leader of Changshan Prefect Zhao Lei, I would like to present a sacrificial ceremony and enjoy it with the deceased king and Hebei general school and The ghost of the Karasuma man said: "I am the emperor of the Han Dynasty, mighty over the five tyrants, and succeeded the three kings of the Ming Dynasty. Yesterday, I invaded the country from afar, and raised troops from different customs; I used my tail to revive the monsters, steal the hearts of wolves and make chaos. I obey the king's order and ask the crime." It's wild; the wild animals are raised, and the ants are wiped out; the army gathers, and the thieves disappear; the sound of breaking the bamboo is just heard, and the momentum of the ape is lost. But the soldiers are all heroes of Kyushu; the bureaucrats and generals are all heroes of the world: Xi Wu Congrong, who surrendered to the master, did not apply for three orders and set fire to the company camp; Qi firmly served the country's sincerity and loyalty to the king's aspirations. When will you accidentally lose your chance to fight, and you will fall into a treacherous scheme: or you will be caught by the arrows, and your soul will be hidden Quantai; or wounded by swords, the soul returns to the long night: life is courageous, death is fame. Now the triumphant song is about to be returned, and the captives will be there. Your heroic spirits are still alive, and you must hear your prayers: follow my banner, follow my trilogy, Return to Shang Kingdom together, each recognizes its hometown, receives the steaming of flesh and blood, and leads the sacrifices of family members; don't be a ghost from another land, but the soul of a foreign land. I will play the Son of Heaven, so that all your families will be full of grace and dew. Give me food and clothing, and give me money every month. Use this reward to comfort your heart. As for the earth gods in this realm, Karasuma's dead ghosts, blood and food are permanent, and they are not far away; , Thinking of Yining Tie, don't cry. Talk about Dancheng, respect Chen and sacrifice. Alas, alas! Fu Wei is still here!"

After Zhao Lei finished reading it happily, he changed his face instantly and burst into tears, showing his sincerity.The soldiers below saw that they were all impressed by Zhao Lei's acting skills, and they all began to cry bitterly. It was as if there was a memorial service by the river.After the show was done, Zhao Lei ordered people to throw those steamed buns into the water, and suddenly several big fish appeared in it. Zhao Lei had never seen the specific fish, maybe the fish in ancient times were not polluted, so The development is normal!

Everyone saw that the fish ate up all the steamed buns lying on the water, and then dived into the water.

"Keep throwing, don't stop." Zhang Han seemed to understand what he ordered, and said to the stunned soldiers.

As a result, thousands of steamed buns were all thrown into the river. If this kind of thing happened now, it would have been filmed and posted on Weibo.

After Zhao Lei finished the sacrifice, he stepped down from the stage and said to Huangfusong pretending to be calm: "My lord, the ghost in the river is looking for his own head. Let's go back first! We should be able to cross the river tomorrow morning."

"Zihan, I really admire you, you can even do sacrifices?" Huangfusong asked in surprise.

Zhao Lei smiled, how could he chant scriptures on the stage in front of all the sacrifices, with no intention of speaking.To put it bluntly, it is blind reading.

Seeing Zhao Lei's full confidence, Huangfusong thought that the sacrifice must have been successful, and happily led the troops back to the camp.

Back in the camp, Zhang Han said angrily: "I don't know if it will be successful or not? Why are you so arrogant. You are still pretending to be aggressive in front of Huangfusong."

"Actually, I saw your suddenly enlightened expression, and then I saw the fish in the water eating these steamed buns, and I understood." Zhao Lei said.

"Understand what?" Zhao Yun obviously did not understand Zhao Lei's understanding. (This sentence is very talented! Haha)

"There are no wronged souls in the river. The reason why the water is fierce is because of those fish." Zhang Han explained.

"Those fish made it?" Zhao Yun asked.

"Well. I think it must be that after the army arrived here, those soldiers over-fished the fish and shrimp in the river, which caused these big fish to have nothing to eat, so they swam around in the water, turning the rain and the clouds. Looking for food, so at first glance the water in the Yellow River will be calm, and we will think that the army has offended the gods." Zhang Han made it clear at once.

"Wow, this is fucking okay!" This is Zhao Lei's usual tone, which was learned by Zhao Yun.

When Zhao Yun said it, both Zhao Lei and Zhang Han laughed.

"Okay, no matter what, you can cross the river tomorrow, Zilong, you are from the north, don't eat too much while sitting on the boat tomorrow, be careful of seasickness!" Zhao Lei said.

"Brother, don't worry, I won't get seasick, because I can swim and I am familiar with water." Zhao Yun said.

Zhao Lei thinks about it, but Zhao Yun in history also commanded the navy when he was in Jingzhou!There is also the famous person who intercepted the river and seized Adou.How could he be seasick?
"Well, but I guess these soldiers will definitely not be able to withstand the bumps." Zhang Han guessed.

The next day, as expected by Zhao Lei, there were so many steamed buns in the river to feed the big fish, so the clouds cleared and the fog cleared, the wind was calm and the waves were calm, and today's good weather made it a good time to cross the river.

"Haha, Zihan is really a god. God bless me for being a man like Zihan." Both Huangfusong and Lu Zhi were full of praise for Zhao Lei, and the other generals who watched were itching their teeth with jealousy.

"Pass down the order and cross the river." Huangfusong ordered.

Thousands of ships of various sizes floated on the Yellow River, without any abnormality.

"This is the Yellow River, so majestic!" Zhao Lei looked out the window. Since he was born in Shanghai, he had only seen the Yangtze River, so this was the first time he saw the Yellow River.He suddenly remembered a poem about the Yellow River written by his favorite poet Wang Anshi:
Send out Kunlun five-color flow,
A yellow turbidity runs through Zhongzhou.

Blowing sand and traveling thousands of miles,
There is nowhere to look for when I turn around.

Sure enough, only when you are on the scene can you experience the momentum of the Yellow River.

It is said that after a day, the army crossing the river finally crossed the Yellow River and arrived at the south bank.

As Zhang Han expected, after crossing the river, most of the soldiers in the north were seasick, and the entire barracks was filled with the pungent smell of vomit.

In order for the soldiers to recover from the pain caused by seasickness and to clean up the vomit, Huang Fusong ordered a three-day rest.Since the army arrived at Guandu, the granary there was sufficient food, so it didn't matter if it was delayed for a few days.

After getting the notice of the three-day holiday, all the generals under Zhao Lei cheered and traveled together in twos and threes.Seeing this scene, Zhao Lei was very happy. Nothing could be better than the unity of his subordinates.

Although he could rest for three days, Zhao Lei did not panic because he had already arrived in the Central Plains, where there are many talents, and his human trafficker activities have just begun.

So he took Zhang Han and Zhao Yun to Puyang County, Yanzhou, which is the closest to Guandu, for a stroll, and it was just a sight-seeing.

(End of this chapter)