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Chapter 345 The Bitter~Forcing "Looking for the Qin Dynasty"
Chapter 345 The Bitter~Forcing "Looking for the Qin Dynasty" (Third Watch)
In fact, it's not that Chen Xiaotang doesn't want to rent some comfortable cars. The problem is that this place is too poor, and the roads are not easy to travel. He doesn't even want to take the cheapest van, let alone a luxury bus.
Chen Xiaotang still talked about it, and then contacted the village committee here, saying that he came from Hong Kong and wanted to film here.
When the village leader heard that he was from Hong Kong, wouldn't he be an overseas Chinese?Filming again?Isn't that indirect support for reform and opening up in the village?This can't be delayed, so I immediately mobilized the three newest tractors in the village, two horse-drawn carts outside, and a donkey cart to "greet" them.
Seeing that there was no choice, the big guys had no choice but to make do with it. First, they loaded the camera, props and other things used for filming on the car. Not to mention, these tractors were big enough, and there was more than enough to load these things. Others squatted on it alive , the rest of the people ride in horse-drawn carts and donkey carts, which can be regarded as contributing to the green environment.
In order to set an example, Chen Xiaotang got into the most unremarkable donkey cart first.
The donkey driver was a farmer in his forties, with a smoky face and his hands in his hands, watching them with a silly smile, with an honest look.
Chen Xiaotang felt embarrassed that people were driving donkeys all the way to pick him up, so he took out a cigarette and handed it over, saying in Mandarin: "Brother, here's a cigarette!"
That farmer might as well let Chen Xiaotang give him cigarettes. Seeing that he is dressed straight, he is even better dressed than the richest "ten thousand household" Wang Erdan in the village. He still has a scent on his body, which doesn't look like his own. The smell of donkey dung, so I was a little "flattered" to pick it up.
Looking at the unknown brand of cigarettes in his hand, the farmer took it to his nose and sniffed it, saying: "It smells so good!" Then he couldn't bear to smoke, so he clipped it to his ear, intending to show it off in front of the villagers after returning home.
Seeing him like this, Chen Xiaotang took out another one and handed it over, but the farmer was honest and said: "Your cigarette is so good, I can't bear to smoke it—it's better to smoke my own comfort!" Then he took out the pipe and pot Knocked on the car clapper, took out some homemade tobacco and stuffed it in——
Chen Xiaotang smiled, this kind of thing is rare in Hong Kong, so he said: "Brother, you are welcome, why don't we change it, I smoke your dry tobacco, you smoke my cigarette?" Let it go again.
Seeing Chen Xiaotang being so "sincere", the farmer smiled stupidly, took out a piece of white cloth from somewhere and wiped the cigarette holder, then passed the dry cigarette over, and took the incense~cigarette Chen Xiaotang handed over. , due to nervousness, he turned his cigarette butt upside down——
On Chen Xiaotang's side, he took out the lighter and lit the tobacco, and tried to inhale it, but he didn't expect that the tobacco was so strong that it made him cough.
Seeing his appearance, the farmer chuckled and said, "Smoking slowly——I grow the tobacco leaves myself, and they are very strong!"
Chen Xiaotang nodded and smiled at him, and began to smoke slowly...
Everything was ready, the farmer was smoking incense ~ Hong Kong cigarettes in his mouth, he felt full of energy, and he was happier than the mother-in-law who gave birth to a petaled one. He flicked the whip in his hand, "Drive!"
The donkey cart kicked up a cloud of dust and headed towards the village.
Behind, the carriage and the tractor followed together. The whole team was mighty and mighty, and it was quite spectacular to go.
Perhaps a little too happy, the farmer roared while driving the donkey cart——
Wen Zhong was so sad in his heart,
Hateful old thief Jiang Feixiong,
Qinglong closed the door and escaped with his life.
what……
Guangchengzi set up the seal of turning the sky,
The place where Baoyin rises hurts Sharen,
In a hurry, I will replace the second general,
Flee quickly to Huanghua Mountain,
ai ai
ai ai
Red sperm acts as a yin and yang mirror,
The precious mirror makes it hard to open the eyes,
Give me an order not to be negligent,
ai ai
Jiayin closed the door to escape her life,
ai ai
Chen Xiaotang knew that he was roaring in "Qin opera". He only knew about it before, but he had never heard of it before. When he listened to it now, he felt a high-pitched roar, resounding and sweeping away; A shock.
I can't help but secretly praise in my heart--Eight hundred miles of Qin~Sichuan is dusty, and 3000 million men are roaring at Qin Opera!
Along the way, those members of the Hong Kong crew who were complaining about suffering also began to have fun, telling jokes from time to time, and some looked at the hills and plains, wondering what they were thinking.
After all, a donkey cart is not as spacious as a tractor, so those who took the tractor laughed at those who took the carriage, pointed at them, and provoked them from time to time: "Is it comfortable? If you don't feel comfortable, change it?!"
Chen Xiaotang and his group had no choice but to do anything about this.
Gradually, the sky became more gloomy, and it began to rain lightly. Everyone took out their rain ponchos to protect the cameras and other equipment, and people could only drench like this.Fortunately, the village ahead could already be vaguely seen.
It rained harder and harder, and the road became muddy.
At this time, the horse-drawn cart and donkey cart played the strengths of the original means of transportation, rushing forward along the muddy road.However, those tractors kept slipping, so those guys who laughed at the donkey cart had to get off the cart to help push the cart.
Finally, after a bumpy ride, the crew of "Looking for the Qin Dynasty" came to this village whose name is not known.Village cadres greeted them in the rain.The surrounding villagers who like to watch the excitement are even wearing raincoats, broken umbrellas, and even a piece of plastic sheeting, watching these legendary "Hong Kong people" around.
"Daniu, are these Hong Kong people? They look similar to us!"
"You don't know that, Huzi. I heard that Hong Kong people are very fragrant, women are fragrant, and men are also fragrant——"
……
"Look at that man's hairstyle, it's so weird, it's as smooth as a dog licking it!"
"I don't have knowledge, that's called hair oil, hair oil! Do you know?!"
.......
"Hey, look at the shoes that woman is wearing, the heels are so high, can they work in the fields?"
"I know you're a bitch! Your parents are so pretty and you're doing a shit job. They're acting!"
"What's wrong with acting? My cousin Chunhua also sings, so she usually works in the fields?"
"Look at you, tsk tsk, you don't know anything, why don't you women have long hair and short knowledge, acting is like shooting TV, it's not like your cousin who set up a grass-roots team to sing a big show!"
.........
Seeing these "warm and hospitable" villagers "welcome everyone" in the rain, the crew of "Looking for the Qin Dynasty" seemed very embarrassed, especially when a child with a runny nose approached and asked Huang Rihua for candy, Huang Rihua couldn't help being stunned—— —
Fortunately, Chen Xiaotang was well prepared, and he found a handful of candies out of nowhere like magic and handed them over.
The old village chief looked at this posture, and hurriedly said: "I can't—"
But it was already too late, and a group of children from behind came forward, "Uncle, give me candy! Give me candy!!!"
Chen Xiaotang was surrounded in the middle.
In the end, it was the old village chief and others who yelled loudly at them, and drove the gang of little devils away.
The old village head looked very embarrassed, and said to Chen Xiaotang and the others: "I'm sorry——a country kid, he knows that candy tastes good without seeing the world."
Chen Xiaotang smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll bring more next time, because I left in a hurry this time, I didn't prepare much."
The old village head saw that he was so easy to talk—Chen Xiaotang spoke Mandarin very well, and the old village head really couldn't understand other people's birdsong—the old village head was even more happy and said: "Everyone go in, we have already given You have made arrangements, temporarily settle down in the township commune that is idle in the village!"
At this time, the rain had subsided, and director Xiao Sheng knew that his bird language was not good enough, so he took the initiative to ask everyone to bring down the camera equipment.Chen Xiaotang accompanied the old village head and others, and walked towards the courtyard of the township commune first, like a leader inspecting the local area.
The township commune is also very simple, but compared to the tile-roofed houses in those villages, it is a two-story red brick one-story house. There are red slogans written on the walls around the yard-the dismal "Down with Four ~ Gang" was wiped In the past, it was replaced by "reform and opening up with both hands, and economic development is highly developed", and "adhere to the national family planning policy, have fewer children and raise more pigs."
During the conversation, Chen Xiaotang gave a rough overview of the crew's shooting plan, saying that it might be delayed for about a week, the rent will be paid to the village finance department on time, and the rest of his expenses will be settled with the money left.
The old village chief didn’t seem to care too much about these things, he just said that money is a good thing, but it’s not right for people to always look for money, even if they made this money, it was to buy some desks and chairs for the township primary school... …
Seeing that the old village head was so easy to talk to, Chen Xiaotang asked the old village head if he needed guest actors for tomorrow's filming, especially for shooting war scenes.
The old village head said, you are asking the right person.We happen to have troops stationed nearby, and they also have a cavalry establishment, which is definitely useful for costume dramas.
When Chen Xiaotang heard this, he was overjoyed, but he was also afraid that the troops would not be willing to help.The old village chief said again that the military and civilians belong to the same family. Let me tell you that it is likely to be successful.
Chen Xiaotang knew that this matter had to be discussed with director Xiao Sheng, and it had to be done properly.
So after everyone moved into the township commune to rest, Chen Xiaotang beat up the director Xiao Sheng, saying so and so.Xiao Sheng was also overjoyed, and asked Chen Xiaotang what to do.Chen Xiaotang said that he wanted to go to the army with the old village chief, meet the leaders there, explain the whole story in person, and it would be best to finalize the matter.
Xiao Sheng also thought the same way. In order to guard against nights and dreams, he and Chen Xiaotang carried three packs of Marlboro cigarettes and accompanied the old village chief to the garrison base, hoping to make things happen in one fell swoop.
(End of this chapter)
In fact, it's not that Chen Xiaotang doesn't want to rent some comfortable cars. The problem is that this place is too poor, and the roads are not easy to travel. He doesn't even want to take the cheapest van, let alone a luxury bus.
Chen Xiaotang still talked about it, and then contacted the village committee here, saying that he came from Hong Kong and wanted to film here.
When the village leader heard that he was from Hong Kong, wouldn't he be an overseas Chinese?Filming again?Isn't that indirect support for reform and opening up in the village?This can't be delayed, so I immediately mobilized the three newest tractors in the village, two horse-drawn carts outside, and a donkey cart to "greet" them.
Seeing that there was no choice, the big guys had no choice but to make do with it. First, they loaded the camera, props and other things used for filming on the car. Not to mention, these tractors were big enough, and there was more than enough to load these things. Others squatted on it alive , the rest of the people ride in horse-drawn carts and donkey carts, which can be regarded as contributing to the green environment.
In order to set an example, Chen Xiaotang got into the most unremarkable donkey cart first.
The donkey driver was a farmer in his forties, with a smoky face and his hands in his hands, watching them with a silly smile, with an honest look.
Chen Xiaotang felt embarrassed that people were driving donkeys all the way to pick him up, so he took out a cigarette and handed it over, saying in Mandarin: "Brother, here's a cigarette!"
That farmer might as well let Chen Xiaotang give him cigarettes. Seeing that he is dressed straight, he is even better dressed than the richest "ten thousand household" Wang Erdan in the village. He still has a scent on his body, which doesn't look like his own. The smell of donkey dung, so I was a little "flattered" to pick it up.
Looking at the unknown brand of cigarettes in his hand, the farmer took it to his nose and sniffed it, saying: "It smells so good!" Then he couldn't bear to smoke, so he clipped it to his ear, intending to show it off in front of the villagers after returning home.
Seeing him like this, Chen Xiaotang took out another one and handed it over, but the farmer was honest and said: "Your cigarette is so good, I can't bear to smoke it—it's better to smoke my own comfort!" Then he took out the pipe and pot Knocked on the car clapper, took out some homemade tobacco and stuffed it in——
Chen Xiaotang smiled, this kind of thing is rare in Hong Kong, so he said: "Brother, you are welcome, why don't we change it, I smoke your dry tobacco, you smoke my cigarette?" Let it go again.
Seeing Chen Xiaotang being so "sincere", the farmer smiled stupidly, took out a piece of white cloth from somewhere and wiped the cigarette holder, then passed the dry cigarette over, and took the incense~cigarette Chen Xiaotang handed over. , due to nervousness, he turned his cigarette butt upside down——
On Chen Xiaotang's side, he took out the lighter and lit the tobacco, and tried to inhale it, but he didn't expect that the tobacco was so strong that it made him cough.
Seeing his appearance, the farmer chuckled and said, "Smoking slowly——I grow the tobacco leaves myself, and they are very strong!"
Chen Xiaotang nodded and smiled at him, and began to smoke slowly...
Everything was ready, the farmer was smoking incense ~ Hong Kong cigarettes in his mouth, he felt full of energy, and he was happier than the mother-in-law who gave birth to a petaled one. He flicked the whip in his hand, "Drive!"
The donkey cart kicked up a cloud of dust and headed towards the village.
Behind, the carriage and the tractor followed together. The whole team was mighty and mighty, and it was quite spectacular to go.
Perhaps a little too happy, the farmer roared while driving the donkey cart——
Wen Zhong was so sad in his heart,
Hateful old thief Jiang Feixiong,
Qinglong closed the door and escaped with his life.
what……
Guangchengzi set up the seal of turning the sky,
The place where Baoyin rises hurts Sharen,
In a hurry, I will replace the second general,
Flee quickly to Huanghua Mountain,
ai ai
ai ai
Red sperm acts as a yin and yang mirror,
The precious mirror makes it hard to open the eyes,
Give me an order not to be negligent,
ai ai
Jiayin closed the door to escape her life,
ai ai
Chen Xiaotang knew that he was roaring in "Qin opera". He only knew about it before, but he had never heard of it before. When he listened to it now, he felt a high-pitched roar, resounding and sweeping away; A shock.
I can't help but secretly praise in my heart--Eight hundred miles of Qin~Sichuan is dusty, and 3000 million men are roaring at Qin Opera!
Along the way, those members of the Hong Kong crew who were complaining about suffering also began to have fun, telling jokes from time to time, and some looked at the hills and plains, wondering what they were thinking.
After all, a donkey cart is not as spacious as a tractor, so those who took the tractor laughed at those who took the carriage, pointed at them, and provoked them from time to time: "Is it comfortable? If you don't feel comfortable, change it?!"
Chen Xiaotang and his group had no choice but to do anything about this.
Gradually, the sky became more gloomy, and it began to rain lightly. Everyone took out their rain ponchos to protect the cameras and other equipment, and people could only drench like this.Fortunately, the village ahead could already be vaguely seen.
It rained harder and harder, and the road became muddy.
At this time, the horse-drawn cart and donkey cart played the strengths of the original means of transportation, rushing forward along the muddy road.However, those tractors kept slipping, so those guys who laughed at the donkey cart had to get off the cart to help push the cart.
Finally, after a bumpy ride, the crew of "Looking for the Qin Dynasty" came to this village whose name is not known.Village cadres greeted them in the rain.The surrounding villagers who like to watch the excitement are even wearing raincoats, broken umbrellas, and even a piece of plastic sheeting, watching these legendary "Hong Kong people" around.
"Daniu, are these Hong Kong people? They look similar to us!"
"You don't know that, Huzi. I heard that Hong Kong people are very fragrant, women are fragrant, and men are also fragrant——"
……
"Look at that man's hairstyle, it's so weird, it's as smooth as a dog licking it!"
"I don't have knowledge, that's called hair oil, hair oil! Do you know?!"
.......
"Hey, look at the shoes that woman is wearing, the heels are so high, can they work in the fields?"
"I know you're a bitch! Your parents are so pretty and you're doing a shit job. They're acting!"
"What's wrong with acting? My cousin Chunhua also sings, so she usually works in the fields?"
"Look at you, tsk tsk, you don't know anything, why don't you women have long hair and short knowledge, acting is like shooting TV, it's not like your cousin who set up a grass-roots team to sing a big show!"
.........
Seeing these "warm and hospitable" villagers "welcome everyone" in the rain, the crew of "Looking for the Qin Dynasty" seemed very embarrassed, especially when a child with a runny nose approached and asked Huang Rihua for candy, Huang Rihua couldn't help being stunned—— —
Fortunately, Chen Xiaotang was well prepared, and he found a handful of candies out of nowhere like magic and handed them over.
The old village chief looked at this posture, and hurriedly said: "I can't—"
But it was already too late, and a group of children from behind came forward, "Uncle, give me candy! Give me candy!!!"
Chen Xiaotang was surrounded in the middle.
In the end, it was the old village chief and others who yelled loudly at them, and drove the gang of little devils away.
The old village head looked very embarrassed, and said to Chen Xiaotang and the others: "I'm sorry——a country kid, he knows that candy tastes good without seeing the world."
Chen Xiaotang smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll bring more next time, because I left in a hurry this time, I didn't prepare much."
The old village head saw that he was so easy to talk—Chen Xiaotang spoke Mandarin very well, and the old village head really couldn't understand other people's birdsong—the old village head was even more happy and said: "Everyone go in, we have already given You have made arrangements, temporarily settle down in the township commune that is idle in the village!"
At this time, the rain had subsided, and director Xiao Sheng knew that his bird language was not good enough, so he took the initiative to ask everyone to bring down the camera equipment.Chen Xiaotang accompanied the old village head and others, and walked towards the courtyard of the township commune first, like a leader inspecting the local area.
The township commune is also very simple, but compared to the tile-roofed houses in those villages, it is a two-story red brick one-story house. There are red slogans written on the walls around the yard-the dismal "Down with Four ~ Gang" was wiped In the past, it was replaced by "reform and opening up with both hands, and economic development is highly developed", and "adhere to the national family planning policy, have fewer children and raise more pigs."
During the conversation, Chen Xiaotang gave a rough overview of the crew's shooting plan, saying that it might be delayed for about a week, the rent will be paid to the village finance department on time, and the rest of his expenses will be settled with the money left.
The old village chief didn’t seem to care too much about these things, he just said that money is a good thing, but it’s not right for people to always look for money, even if they made this money, it was to buy some desks and chairs for the township primary school... …
Seeing that the old village head was so easy to talk to, Chen Xiaotang asked the old village head if he needed guest actors for tomorrow's filming, especially for shooting war scenes.
The old village head said, you are asking the right person.We happen to have troops stationed nearby, and they also have a cavalry establishment, which is definitely useful for costume dramas.
When Chen Xiaotang heard this, he was overjoyed, but he was also afraid that the troops would not be willing to help.The old village chief said again that the military and civilians belong to the same family. Let me tell you that it is likely to be successful.
Chen Xiaotang knew that this matter had to be discussed with director Xiao Sheng, and it had to be done properly.
So after everyone moved into the township commune to rest, Chen Xiaotang beat up the director Xiao Sheng, saying so and so.Xiao Sheng was also overjoyed, and asked Chen Xiaotang what to do.Chen Xiaotang said that he wanted to go to the army with the old village chief, meet the leaders there, explain the whole story in person, and it would be best to finalize the matter.
Xiao Sheng also thought the same way. In order to guard against nights and dreams, he and Chen Xiaotang carried three packs of Marlboro cigarettes and accompanied the old village chief to the garrison base, hoping to make things happen in one fell swoop.
(End of this chapter)
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