My right eye is mutated

Chapter 86
In the woods next door, two 1.9-meter-tall white men with blond hair and blue eyes came out.

Two white men came over with a smile, and greeted the two sages, "Halo! Good appointment with the sages, Li Zhun sages, just take a step, don't come to Wuyang!"

Haoyue's face is full of black lines, you're the only one who can fucking date her!
Li Zun nodded with a smile: "Sage White, Sage Granter, Long Long Long Taimu is too colorless!"

"Oh, long long time no see! Nice to meet you!"

Listening to these people's exchanges, Zhou Buzhou was surprised to find that he, who once scored 250 points in English in the college entrance examination and failed to score [-] points in the CET-[-] test in his life, can understand it!
So, what is the significance of the CET-[-]?

White sage smiled and said: "Good appointment sage, you are bored or Geng used to raise him, Xuesheng who likes to play tricks on you!"

Sage Haoyue has a dark face and tends to be violent.

Only then did Zhou Buzhou really discover it.

Good date sage?
Good date!

Fuck, the name is really interesting!
How interesting!
"See you tomorrow, tomorrow, we will highlight your bored quota!"

Sage Granter smiled jokingly, and turned away at the same time.

Haoyue sneered: "It's still unknown who will win the battle!"

Sage White stood where he was, and stretched out his hand to beg: "Please come with me, we have prepared a residence for you!"

"Thank you!" Li Zun nodded.

Then one hundred and eight people followed the three sages and walked forward.

Yang Zimei came over, looked at Zhou Buzhou with a cheerful face, and said, "Haoyue actually has a good date, hahaha! Let's try to make an appointment later?"

Zhou Buzhou paused slightly.

You are so brave!
Li Changfeng came over and carefully reminded: "The mental power is still covered!"

Wudang Master Chen also rushed over, looking at Yang Zimei gloatingly.

Yang Zimei was stunned, and then with a righteous expression on her face, she cursed: "You bastard foreign devils, they can't learn Chinese well, and they insulted my Chinese sages, I'll beat them to death!"

"They must be killed. From now on, all foreign devils whose Chinese is not more than level four will be killed, all will be killed!"

Li Changfeng was stunned.

Zhou Buzhou had black lines all over his face.

The rest laughed and said nothing.

Soon, everyone came to a slope.

A row of two-story houses with wooden structures on the slope.

The houses are embedded directly into the mountain.

Although it is only a wooden structure, it is by no means a thatched house like that in the Chinese countryside, but an extremely exquisite house.

When seen from the outside, it can give people a feeling of extreme luxury.

After actually walking in, the interior has everything that one expects to find, simple and luxurious, giving people a feeling of being very close to nature.

Standing here, the whole person relaxed inexplicably.

Everyone only thinks that only such a house is the real enjoyment.

Those high-rise buildings and things are just shit.

One hundred and eight people in Huaxia occupy a row of houses alone.

One room per person.

This treatment is not bad.

It is said that there are about [-] people from other countries combined.

That is nearly 700 people in total.

A total of 700 people can also be treated as one person and one room, especially if they are all two-story, not the kind of high-rise buildings that have been dozens of times.

Really awesome!

Especially since the island is practically private!

The island owner is a real local tyrant!
After all the people were settled, the three sages left.

They walked towards the top of the hill in the center of the island.

Then, eat and drink.

Except for a group of people from the Yaobu ​​base and the foreign base, the Lingbu base has become one with the sect world.

Good wine with western food.

It was the first time for many people to enjoy things from foreigners, and they all became hungry.

But in Western food, only steak barely meets the Chinese taste.

So, the steaks were taken out of the bakery by Zhou Buzhou and Li Changfeng.

The Yibu base and the Yaobu ​​base were forced to eat those inexplicable lettuce, vegetable and fruit salads.

soon.

The voice of the sage Haoyue resounded in everyone's minds again.

"Tomorrow is the exact hour, gather at the top of Stella Mountain!"

Just such a sentence, there is no more text.

Stella Mountain should be the hill in the center of the island.

After everyone finished eating and drinking, they were still very upset.

The food prepared for them here is in the form of a buffet, and there are all kinds of dishes, wine and drinks.

The variety is incomparable.

It can be said to have everything.

But the steaks cost a total of one hundred and eight yuan.

It seems to be configured according to one person and one piece.

After Zhou Buzhou and Li Changfeng joined hands to book the venue, people from the Lingbu base and the sect circle each received two yuan.

But after eating two pieces, I'm still not full!
Li Changfeng frowned: "These foreign devils don't take care of the tastes and diets of our Chinese people at all, and they don't say they are going to order braised pork and Kung Pao chicken!"

Zhou Buzhou thinks so.

Yang Zimei smiled and said, "The steak is actually pretty good. I think steak is better than braised pork!"

Chen Shiwo nodded, but shook his head again: "Too few!"

Yin Shaozhen nodded: "Just enough to get between the teeth!"

"Gringos are so picky!"

"I'm not full!"

"Me too!"

"Mi Bunny!"

"Who the hell speaks English, looking for a fight?"

No one answered.

Everyone looked at Zhou Buzhou and Li Changfeng in unison.

"Shall we go to the kitchen for some snacks?"

"It flew for a day and a night. If there is no rice, two steaks can't stand it!"

"This is a standard configuration, and it may be difficult to add meals!"

"We cultivators, how can we talk nonsense, punch in the past, and have to eat if we don't eat!"

"Yes, you must add food, if you don't add food, you will beat the chef!"

"Yes, go to the kitchen!"

"kill!"

Li Changfeng nodded.

Zhou Buzhou got up and shouted: "Kill!"

Deja Vu.

Still more than fifty people.

Although the demon base and foreign base were surprised, they didn't participate. They would rather eat lettuce salad.

The 54 people from the Lingbu base and the sect rushed to the kitchen in a mighty manner.

Yang Zimei stepped forward with a gun: "Who is the chef! I want to add more food!"

"If you don't add food, we will beat you!"

"Watha spray?"

A sentence of English resounded.

A foreigner wearing a chef's hat came out.

Yang Zimei fell silent, and hid shyly behind Zhou Buzhou.

Li Changfeng pretended to look around.

Chen Shiwo and Yin Shaozhen looked down at their feet.

Lin Wuhui stared at Zhou Buzhou and started laughing.

Zhou Buzhou stayed where he was.

isn't it?
All chefs are Tier [-]? !

The third order is still coming to be a chef? !

Your Excellency, can you pursue something a little bit!
This Nima...

The chef asked again in doubt: "Watha spray?!"

Zhou Buzhou shook his head with a smile: "Leaking Watt Haspray, Leaking Watt Haspray!"

"We're just passing by! Passing by! Why can Ruo Ruo like dirt..."

so hard!
What do you say when passing by?

Can you expect a guy with a score of [-] in English in the college entrance examination to speak a complete sentence that foreigners can understand?

Zhou Buzhou couldn't go on.

The chef looked at it in confusion, then turned and walked in.

"What should we do now?"

"Who said you beat up the chef just now, go, I'll cheer for you!"

"piss off!"

"The chefs are all Tier [-]. Isn't it courting death to demand additional food by force?"

Li Changfeng asked, "Who can speak English?"

The sectarians looked at the people at the Lingbu base in unison.

There are 19 people in Lingbu base, you look at me and I look at you.

The base doesn't seem to teach English at all?
Ming Yayin squeezed her head out: "Well, everyone has the same buffet, right?"

"What do you mean?"

Ming Yayin continued: "Aren't there more than 500 participants from foreign countries? According to the allocation of one steak per person, there are still more than 500 steaks in total, right?"

"If you can't add food with violence..."

"Just violently grab food!"

After Ming Yayin finished speaking, the eyes of the 54 people present all lit up slightly.

If you can grab steaks from other forces!

Then the 54 of them can get an average of ten yuan each!

After eating ten steaks, everyone will be full!

"go!"

Zhou Buzhou shouted angrily, and walked towards the row of houses next door.

(End of this chapter)