Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 18 Liaoning Roll: Apple (2)
Didn't I hear or smell?
In this way, the same as the previous buddies, the teacher will think that I know everything. If he makes a fool of himself with so many people, I will definitely feel better in the future!
No no no, I have to make up a good and novel excuse!Let me think about it!Let me think about it!

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"Teacher... I farted just now."

Comments: Really flattering.

All methods of "testing integrity with lies" are hooligans

A philosopher held up an apple and said to his students: "I just picked this apple from Happy Farm. Do you smell its fragrance?" Beep beep: I smell it.

The philosopher went to the students again and asked them to smell it. Some said they had smelled it, and some said they had smelled it without smelling it. Only three students were silent.The philosopher said: "What's wrong with you?" One of the students smelled it again and said, "I haven't smelled it." Another student came up and touched it and said, "Is this an apple?" Another student said dully, "Teacher, I caught a cold today, and I forgot to eat prodigal black."

The philosopher passed this apple to the students, and it turned out to be a fake apple made of wax. What a tragedy!
After reading this passage, I guess everyone can easily relate to a famous fable. The old king distributes boiled flower seeds to all the children in the city, and then sees who can grow the most beautiful flowers. The little pot friends all showed the king all kinds of delicate and beautiful flowers.There was only one special child holding an empty flower pot, and the king told everyone that he was the most honest child.

There were old kings in ancient times, and philosophers today. Is there such a thing as a fool?You are asking for honesty and truth, have you given everyone the truth?You use a lie to find honesty here, you owe it, no, it’s not that I don’t want to contribute to the building of a harmonious society, but it’s just that I can’t understand how sad it is to invent this method of "testing honesty with lies". The story can still spread widely, it is simply inexplicable just for funny.

A foreign fable traveled thousands of miles to China to spread a wrong value. What kind of mental illness is this?Philosophers have actually done similar things, is the IQ discounted?Is it 58.com and Ganji online group buying?After a few discounts, there will still be a time-limited flash kill. Is this guy aiming to match the bricks?
What's more, it is put on the examination paper of the college entrance examination, and it is required to "select a good angle, clarify the concept, determine the style, do not copy, and do not plagiarize."What angle do you want me to choose, look up at the sky at a 180-degree angle?What idea do you want me to choose, with "if two, please deep two" as a universally applicable wisdom mark?What kind of style do you want me to choose? If I am highly educated and rich, I will write it in Fanke style, and I will pay for my own advertising expenses and show the bus stop signs on the street to despise you!If you want me to stop copying, I will go to Fusang to learn rope knotting after the exam. Are you satisfied?You want me not to plagiarize, now I am thinking like a tide, I will copy your sister! !
I burst into tears, not knowing what to say.

Comments: If you dare to use the topic to go wild here, openly provoking the college entrance examination questions, Nei Niu gave zero points all over your face, you can't afford to hurt children with extreme thoughts!

It is not safe to go abroad

After reading the material above, I was very angry: such a teacher who blatantly deceives students is really unprofessional.

He clearly knew that it was a fake apple, and he still told the students that this apple was a fresh apple. Isn't that just talking nonsense with your eyes open?Are you happy that students have to tell lies because of the teacher's sense of authority?What's more, this unscrupulous teacher finally revealed the so-called truth: this apple is fake, you all lied!Isn't this adding salt to the students' wounds?Wasn't it you who forced the students to tell lies?How come the thief shouted and chased the thief in the end!Such a teacher is too immoral.

The same goes for the students who tell lies. You can just say that you didn't hear anything. Why save face for the teacher.Didn't he just want to make fun of you, and you still fell for his tricks.The most unforgivable thing was the student who said he had a cold, look at your ugly face.What's wrong with the teacher?The teacher is not a human being, so the teacher will not make mistakes?If you don't dare to insist on your own opinion even on such a small matter, what else can you do when you grow up?
And the student who touched the apple and asked the teacher "what kind of apple is this" should be kind.When the teacher lied at the beginning, he also wanted to make a little joke with you, so there is no need to expose him directly.It takes a little sense of humor to be a human being!If you discover the teacher's secret, in such an environment (under the eyes of everyone), you should still hold the mentality of watching a joke and continue to watch how the teacher continues to act instead of stopping it.How do you know if those students who answered "I heard it" are also holding the attitude of watching a show, and then see how the teacher will perform a one-man show by himself?Such a hastily interrupting the teacher's play, many students hadn't watched it enough, and it ended hastily, what a disappointment!

Here I want to focus on the only student who told the truth.Many people must admire this student for daring to stand out, to be the only one, and to stand before others.But if it is in real life, this kind of out of position is not necessarily a good thing.There is an old saying: "Shoot the bird that stands out." There is also a popular saying nowadays: "It is not safe to leave the country too much." These two sentences say the same truth: don't hang out in front of people if you have nothing to do, and you will be where it is quiet Cats.I dedicate this sentence to the young people of today, and share with you.

Why stay out of the way?That's because we young people have little social experience, and our understanding and understanding of people and things is not sufficient, comprehensive or in-depth. First pinch, when they are almost pinched, we will play again.Only in this way can we ensure that we can obtain more benefits.

You know, Zeng Guofan and Hu Xueyan achieved their careers with such a philosophy, and now it has evolved into a set of successful philosophy, called Houhei Xue - who gave the name, it's so fucking apt!Young people must learn thick and black learning, so as to ensure that they will not be beaten back by the society.

Comments: You really should hold a copy of "Thick Black Studies" and study hard. After reading it, you will definitely regret writing this composition.

fake
In fact, apples have many sides, you know?
In fact, people have many facets, I believe you know this, right?
In fact, there are many sides to false and true, do you know this?

A student who just walked out of the Chinese college entrance examination room asked his Chinese teacher a strange question, because the Chinese teacher in the next class was also very strange today. She was dressed extraordinarily grandly, put on makeup, and wore a low-cut dress.

"Teacher, why are you dressed like an English teacher today?" The teacher hasn't answered the question just now, and the students have continued to ask questions.

"Why do you think I look like an English teacher? I am a Chinese teacher!"

"I know you are a Chinese teacher! But what I am curious about is that you are dressed like an English teacher today, because the English teacher is a bit coquettish. The male students in our class like our English teacher the most. class."

"Son, every subject is equally important, don't be biased!"

"Teacher, but an apple also has many sides. Can you guarantee that each side of the apple tastes the same? Can you guarantee that the skin has the same color and gloss?"

"Son, are you thinking too much? Does an apple really remind you of so many problems?"

"Teacher, did you ever think about cheating during the college entrance examination?"

"Of course not! Boy, cheating is a shameful thing."

"But many people want to do this shameful thing!"

"That's because they didn't study hard."

"No, as a college entrance examination candidate, I understand their psychology."

"What kind of psychology is that? The teacher also wants to know very much." The Chinese teacher was already very upset. She really wanted to say, why should I deal with him when he is obviously a student in the next class?

"Because of you, your parents, everyone's expectations have become pressure, because we don't have the confidence to achieve your so-called pass, so we all want to cheat. Teacher, didn't you have fear during the college entrance examination? Even if you got good grades, didn't you Aren't you afraid that you didn't get your ideal grades?"

This question made the Chinese teacher stunned, but she quickly reacted and even retorted: "My child, as long as you study hard, anyone can get good grades. The teacher was not afraid back then, because the teacher worked hard, and the teacher Have confidence in the college entrance examination."

"Liar! Teacher, you always teach us to be honest children. Teacher, you are dishonest yourself."

"You're not me, how do you know the teacher lied?"

The student looked down at the teacher's chest, and said seriously: "Teacher, I remember that your chest was only 32A before, why did it become a C cup today? Teacher, do you dare to say that you are not fake now?"

Unexpectedly, he was bitten by the student with this question in the end. The Chinese teacher had nothing to refute, and turned around with a guilty conscience and left.

Comments: Newton's apples may have been made of wax.

(End of this chapter)