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Chapter 21 Jiangxi Volume: Essay

Refer to the portrait of Mr. Lu Xun below and combine your understanding of Lu Xun to describe the image of Lu Xun in your mind. (15 marks)
要求：（1）使用第二人称，侧重肖像描写。（2）运动比喻、排比两种修辞手法。（3）结构相对完整，语言简明、连贯、得体。（4）不少于200字。

Lu Xun, hello

Your name is Lu Xun, formerly known as Zhou Shuren, right?Zhou Zuoren is your younger brother, right?You are his brother, right?
Lu Xun, you are great in our hearts. Our textbooks say that you are a thinker, writer and educator.I also want to be some kind of family, one is enough, I don’t know what kind of family I can be?In fact, I know that it is not difficult to be a family, the key is to have money.If I have money, I can hype it up. Every day when the headlines are on the headlines and the major media exposes it, I will hire a few people to create a work for me and sign my name. It is difficult not to be famous.Lu Xun, which promotional agencies did you find for the hype? If you want to learn from you, we can give you a nickname.

Lu Xun, through your portrait, you look very thin. I don’t know what kind of diet pills you are taking, and the effect is so good.Now there are many weight-loss drugs, but not many are effective, and they are also very expensive.It is no exaggeration to say that most diet pills are a scam.

Lu Xun, your mustache makes you look like an artist.To be famous, you need to have this kind of personality. I am not yet 18 years old, and the beard has not grown out yet. When it grows out, I will also have a mustache, so that I can prepare for the hype and fame.

Lu Xun, I want to know if you studied in Japan to copy Japanese works.I know that before there was no Internet, it was very difficult to plagiarize. Unlike now, when you search on the Internet, you can copy whatever you want, just like that Guo Xiaosi.I really admire your courage back then. How much did you spend traveling to Japan?If you plagiarize, you won’t be paid much for publishing some articles. How can you be sure that you will be famous later?

Lu Xun, although you are famous for your hype.However, as a person who dares to tell the truth, I want to say that I have a big opinion on you.Why, because you didn’t have a sentence in an article that said: There are two trees in my yard, one is a jujube tree, and the other is a jujube tree.Because the teacher assigned a composition, I imitated you and wrote: There are two pigs in my yard, one is a pig and the other is a pig.The teacher's comment to me is, sick sentence, you are stupid than a pig.If it weren't for your article, would I have been scolded by the teacher?I hope that when you write articles, you must write more normally.

Lu Xun, I won't talk anymore, I have to do other topics.

Comment: This classmate, how can you embarrass Mr. Lu Xun?
Mr. Lu Xun
Mr. Lu Xun is a great proletarian revolutionary fighter. He threw a spear and a dagger. As a spear, he stabbed to death many lies of the Kuomintang reactionaries. As a dagger, he avenged our passionate youth!
His mighty figure, his serious face, and his warm heart have helped many young people.

He can also play games. He played Polygonum multiflorum in Sanwei Bookstore, and went to Chaxian with Runtu. He really had a colorful childhood!So he has a very healthy personality and has become our great mentor and martyr.

Comments: Mr. Lu Xun has nothing to do with the martyrs.

(End of this chapter)