Thousands of years waiting for a snake 1
Chapter 90
Chapter 90
"Ahead is a peach blossom demon, which has already escaped." Fa Hai looked at Xu Xian and said seriously, "That demon is coming for you."
"Tsk tsk, Fa Hai, you're not bad, let's go, I'll treat you to dinner." Xu Xian was shocked, and thought to himself that Fa Hai really was Fa Hai, and he really had two brushes.Now Xu Xian has changed his mind, he can't keep Fahai at arm's length, and must adopt a policy of wooing him.Fahai pays for a piece of sesame oil, and it seems that he is short of money.Inquire about this may be a breakthrough.And why did the goblin come at him?
"Okay." Fa Hai agreed simply.
Asked for a private room at a nearby restaurant, Xu Xian ordered a bunch of dishes.Two servant girls stood guard outside, and Xu Xian started talking with Fa Hai.
"By the way, why did that demon come at me?" Xu Xian picked up his tea and took a sip.I was very puzzled in my heart, could it be that I have the physique of attracting demons?
"Yuanyang, a powerful goblin, is on your body." Fa Hai spoke directly, with the usual expression on his face.
puff--
Xu Xian took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.Then he put down the teacup embarrassingly.Looking at the calm Fa Hai, Xu Xian himself was not calm anymore.
Fahai, are you really a monk?What are you really? (Infinite echo) Xu Xian shouted with resentment in his heart.Is this what a monk should say?
Well, change the subject.
"By the way, Fa Hai, why are you always cheating money outside, oh no, why are you always asking for money outside?" Xu Xian changed the topic with a dry smile.
As soon as these words came out, Fa Hai's expression changed.Sad and indignant mode activated...
"You think I think that such a big temple doesn't cost money? The food and lodging of the whole temple doesn't cost money? Clothes don't cost money? Lamp oil doesn't cost money? Look at the cassock I wear, do you think It's cheap..." Fa Hai turned into a chatterbox in grief and indignation, and now he stopped calling himself a monk, and directly addressed me.
Xu Xian was dumbfounded when he heard this, and it took him a while to interject: "Being an abbot is so hard..."
"That's not true, do you think I want to be the abbot?" Fa Hai said more and more with grief and indignation. "Back then, the master said that the most qualified of our three disciples would be the abbot, and I was secretly happy..."
"In the end, you got fucked." Xu Xian pointed out.
Fa Hai immediately looked at Xu Xian with bright eyes, as if he had met a bosom friend.Seeing it, Xu Xian felt flustered.
"The benefactor is really astute." Fa Hai seemed depressed for a long time, and now he was very relieved to hear Xu Xian say this.
"Hehe, hehe..." Xu Xian smiled dryly and comforted him, "I never thought you would have such a sad side."
"Yes, the past is unbearable." Fa Hai's sobbing expression made Xu Xian completely speechless.
Fortunately, at this time, the food was delivered.
"Eat, eat." Xu Xian greeted Fa Hai, "Do you usually eat vegetarian food? Are you a vegetarian or not vegetarian?"
"Ahem, I'm a vegetarian of course." Fa Hai replied a little unnaturally, and looked eagerly at the delicious meat dishes.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart." Xu Xian picked up a chopstick and handed the braised pork into Fa Hai's bowl. Fa Hai was still struggling, and whispered wretchedly, "No one saw it. If you don't say it, I won't say it. people know."
Fa Hai finally moved, closed his eyes and said Amitabha first, and then began to eat.Seeing Xu Xian couldn't help but laugh.This Fahai is much cuter than the old man Fahai on TV, and he is also much more up-to-date.
(End of this chapter)
"Ahead is a peach blossom demon, which has already escaped." Fa Hai looked at Xu Xian and said seriously, "That demon is coming for you."
"Tsk tsk, Fa Hai, you're not bad, let's go, I'll treat you to dinner." Xu Xian was shocked, and thought to himself that Fa Hai really was Fa Hai, and he really had two brushes.Now Xu Xian has changed his mind, he can't keep Fahai at arm's length, and must adopt a policy of wooing him.Fahai pays for a piece of sesame oil, and it seems that he is short of money.Inquire about this may be a breakthrough.And why did the goblin come at him?
"Okay." Fa Hai agreed simply.
Asked for a private room at a nearby restaurant, Xu Xian ordered a bunch of dishes.Two servant girls stood guard outside, and Xu Xian started talking with Fa Hai.
"By the way, why did that demon come at me?" Xu Xian picked up his tea and took a sip.I was very puzzled in my heart, could it be that I have the physique of attracting demons?
"Yuanyang, a powerful goblin, is on your body." Fa Hai spoke directly, with the usual expression on his face.
puff--
Xu Xian took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.Then he put down the teacup embarrassingly.Looking at the calm Fa Hai, Xu Xian himself was not calm anymore.
Fahai, are you really a monk?What are you really? (Infinite echo) Xu Xian shouted with resentment in his heart.Is this what a monk should say?
Well, change the subject.
"By the way, Fa Hai, why are you always cheating money outside, oh no, why are you always asking for money outside?" Xu Xian changed the topic with a dry smile.
As soon as these words came out, Fa Hai's expression changed.Sad and indignant mode activated...
"You think I think that such a big temple doesn't cost money? The food and lodging of the whole temple doesn't cost money? Clothes don't cost money? Lamp oil doesn't cost money? Look at the cassock I wear, do you think It's cheap..." Fa Hai turned into a chatterbox in grief and indignation, and now he stopped calling himself a monk, and directly addressed me.
Xu Xian was dumbfounded when he heard this, and it took him a while to interject: "Being an abbot is so hard..."
"That's not true, do you think I want to be the abbot?" Fa Hai said more and more with grief and indignation. "Back then, the master said that the most qualified of our three disciples would be the abbot, and I was secretly happy..."
"In the end, you got fucked." Xu Xian pointed out.
Fa Hai immediately looked at Xu Xian with bright eyes, as if he had met a bosom friend.Seeing it, Xu Xian felt flustered.
"The benefactor is really astute." Fa Hai seemed depressed for a long time, and now he was very relieved to hear Xu Xian say this.
"Hehe, hehe..." Xu Xian smiled dryly and comforted him, "I never thought you would have such a sad side."
"Yes, the past is unbearable." Fa Hai's sobbing expression made Xu Xian completely speechless.
Fortunately, at this time, the food was delivered.
"Eat, eat." Xu Xian greeted Fa Hai, "Do you usually eat vegetarian food? Are you a vegetarian or not vegetarian?"
"Ahem, I'm a vegetarian of course." Fa Hai replied a little unnaturally, and looked eagerly at the delicious meat dishes.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart." Xu Xian picked up a chopstick and handed the braised pork into Fa Hai's bowl. Fa Hai was still struggling, and whispered wretchedly, "No one saw it. If you don't say it, I won't say it. people know."
Fa Hai finally moved, closed his eyes and said Amitabha first, and then began to eat.Seeing Xu Xian couldn't help but laugh.This Fahai is much cuter than the old man Fahai on TV, and he is also much more up-to-date.
(End of this chapter)
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