Warlock Notes
Chapter 10
Chapter 10
While walking, I talked to the two fat men from time to time, and learned from them that the bald man is called Hu Dali, and others call him Lao Hu, while the fat man is called Li Jun, because he has grown fat since he was a child. , so they call him Fatty.Both of them came from BJ. When I asked him why he came all the way to this deep mountain and old forest, both of them just vaguely perfunctory me, saying that they were here for tourism.
I take it as if they are farting. This kind of place is not a tourist attraction. Except for barren mountains and wild forests, there is no place worth visiting at all.So, they deliberately didn't want me to know why they came here.However, Bijing just met, they didn't tell me, and I didn't want to ask more.
As the old man walked forward for about five or six minutes, then we passed through the woods, and a flat grassland suddenly appeared in front of us, and the old man pointed to a few hundred meters away from the grassland and said: "Look, we are almost there , that is my house."
Following the direction the old man pointed, he saw a huge house in a clump of trees, and the lights in the house could be seen through the gaps in the trees.
Seeing the house and the lights, Lao Hu and Fatty were extremely excited, shouting that they could finally have a good night's sleep.Then, the few quickened their pace and rushed to the old man's house.
After a while, we came to the old man's house.I saw that the old man's house was really big, it could even be called a manor.Inside the high wall made of blue bricks is a wide courtyard, in which various flowers and plants are planted, and the house is even more antique, like a paradise on earth.
At this time, the whole house was brightly lit.As soon as we entered the courtyard, a middle-aged servant stepped forward and took the crutches for the old man, and then the old man made a gesture of invitation and invited us into the courtyard.And he himself went directly into the inner hall, saying that he was going to change his clothes before coming to accompany us.
There is a stone table in the courtyard. Sitting on the stone table, a maid will serve tea and snacks.Looking at the huge brightly lit courtyard in front of me, as well as the servants and maids coming and going, it made me feel like I was in the mansion of the ancient princes and nobles, which seemed very unreal.
But at this time, the two fat men didn't know why they didn't have any suspicions. Instead, Nao was interested in admiring how beautiful the life in the deep mountains was.When I saw the appearance of the two of them, I murmured in my heart, thinking that you are so fucking short-sighted, and you can't detect the problem if you are so abnormal.
When Lao Hu picked up the tea and was about to taste it, I hurriedly pressed his hand, and I said, "Don't rush to drink it, you can't drink this tea."
Hearing this, the bearded man frowned, and asked in confusion, "Why, why can't you drink it?"
"Anyway, you can't drink it. If you believe me, don't eat anything here." At this time, the reason why I didn't tell them the truth of the matter was really because I was afraid that they would cry out in surprise after hearing it. , and then attract the attention of the ghosts in the yard, then I really don't know what the consequences will be.
"Then what if we eat it? Are you worried that the old man has other intentions and poisoned us in the food?" It was the fat man who spoke. looking at me.
I was defeated by him in an instant, so I could only sigh, pointing to half a piece of snack in his hand and said: "The poison won't pour down, but this is not a snack at all, just don't spit it on me after you eat it. "
"Huh? This isn't a snack, so what could it be? Why do you speak so strangely?" The fat man muttered a few words, then looked at the half of the snack in his hand, and then stuffed it into his mouth again, looking out for himself Enjoy it.
Seeing his guilty appearance, I suddenly felt a group of crows flying over my head, and a few black lines hung down from his forehead...
But that old Hu is not as brainless as he is. He seems to have heard the meaning of my words. When the fat man was about to get the second piece of pastry, he immediately stretched out his hand to hold him down, and then shook his head slightly at him, signaling He will not eat for now.Then he turned his head and asked me: "Brother, we are both rough people. Just now brother, you said that this food is not edible. Do you see something wrong?"
I looked around, but didn't find the old man coming out, so I moved my head closer and said softly, "Don't you think something is wrong here?"
"What's wrong?" Lao Hu looked around after hearing this, then frowned and said, "I really feel that something is wrong after hearing what you said. This place is so good that I don't want to leave. "
The fat man said: "I think you two are thinking too much, the old man is such a kind person, entertaining us with delicious food and drink, what are you thinking about. You see, there is nothing wrong with this idea, it smells delicious! "
As he said that, the fat man wanted to pick up the snacks and put them in his mouth again.But this time, he was still blocked by Lao Hu.He said to the fat man, "Don't be too busy eating, let's listen to what this brother has to say."
Seeing that Lao Hu was quite enlightened, I tentatively guided him, pointed to the scene in front of me and said: "Yes, you are right, this place is indeed too perfect, look at the house here, and those servants Girl, do you think this is something we can have in this age? And what time is it now, look at the bright lights here, and it doesn't look like you're going to sleep, don't you think it's abnormal? "
After hearing what I said, Lao Hu immediately became nervous and asked me: "Brother, what do you mean... what happened to us?"
When the fat man heard the monk's words, he was startled and shouted, "What? We met a ghost..."
Fatty's words were very loud, and immediately attracted the attention of the servant girl and others in the yard. They stopped coming and going, and looked sideways at the three of us.This time I was terrified, my whole body was covered in goosebumps from the sight they gave me, and I thought that this time I was really hurt by this fat man.
Looking at Fatty and Lao Hu, they were also very frightened, staring blankly at the servant girls in the yard, they didn't dare to move, as if they were frozen.
But fortunately, this situation didn't last long. After a few seconds, those servant girls withdrew their surprised gazes, and then went back to their work again.
Seeing this, I let go of the momentary tension in my heart, then glared at the fat man, and said angrily, "What are you yelling, you almost killed me just now, do you know that?"
The fat man already knew that we were not joking, he nodded, and then asked me tentatively: "Brother, I was really shocked by your words just now, what, I'm sorry. But, can you really confirm that they are not alive?"
I nodded, and then I told the old man that something was wrong when I shook hands with the old man in Shiting.And in the end when they heard that I was a Maoshan warlock, they looked at me differently, obviously with the look of "Master save me".
I told them, whatever happens later, don't panic, just follow me.It may be because he knew that I was a Maoshan warlock, so he obeyed my words later.
After a while, the old man came out from the inner hall and sat down at the stone table with a smile, while the girl following behind him brought several dishes.
The old man said with a smile on his face that there were no outsiders here all year round, and he was very happy to have invited three of them as guests today. He specially prepared some small dishes to fill everyone's stomachs.
At this time, Fatty and the others also knew that the old man was not alive, so how dare they eat what he prepared.
I saw the old man make a gesture, and a girl behind him put the plate in his hand on the stone table, and then the old man introduced with a smile: "This is called stir-fried Jinzhu, and it took a long time to put together this dish. , I am happy today, so I specially prepared it for you to taste."
When I looked at the plate, I almost broke out in a cold sweat, only to see that the plate was full of human eyeballs!Yuanyuan's eyeballs filled the plate, which almost scared me out of my mouth.And looking at the two old Hus, they were not much better, their faces turned blue and white, and they were very frightened.Especially the fat man, probably seeing the dish in front of him and thinking about the pastry he ate before, so he saw his Adam's apple moving, obviously he almost spit it out.
Then, the servant brought the second dish, and the old man introduced: "This is called ants climbing the tree. Although it is a small dish, it tastes very good."
When I looked at it, my already uncomfortable stomach couldn’t take it anymore, and I felt overwhelmingly uncomfortable, because I saw this so-called ants climbing a tree, and the “ants” turned out to be a plate of maggots, and the so-called “tree” It turned out to be a human finger.Although the fingers were covered with maggots, it was still possible to tell that they were human fingers, and even the nails were still there.
Then, there was the last dish, which was served in a copper vessel with a lid on it, and the copper vessel was placed on a charcoal brazier, and the copper vessel lid was constantly emitting hot steam. And you can smell the meaty aroma from inside.
Two servants lifted a delicate copper vessel from the brazier and put it on the stone table. The old man pointed to the covered copper vessel and said, "This dish is the most special. If it wasn't for the past, I would I'm not willing to use it to entertain guests, but I haven't seen people outside for a long time, so I'm happy today. Let everyone share this main dish. It's called 'Unseen Heaven'. If you want to get this dish Vegetables are really not easy."
"We haven't seen the sky?" We all looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what kind of disgusting dish this so-called unseen sky is.
The old man was very excited when he saw our faces looking at each other. He stood up proudly and lifted the lid of the copper vessel, and then the heat inside came out.The old man blew the hot air in the copper vessel, and the heat dissipated, and then a complete baby appeared in the copper vessel!
The three of us couldn't hold back any longer, and we all spit up.I saw that the baby was about the size of a rabbit, with half-closed eyes, lying on the bronze vessel with both hands and feet.And I finally understood why this dish is called "I haven't seen the sky". It's because the child must have been taken out of the mother's stomach, and I haven't seen the sky yet!
The more I thought about it, the more my stomach churned so badly that I almost couldn't spit out the bile.
(End of this chapter)
While walking, I talked to the two fat men from time to time, and learned from them that the bald man is called Hu Dali, and others call him Lao Hu, while the fat man is called Li Jun, because he has grown fat since he was a child. , so they call him Fatty.Both of them came from BJ. When I asked him why he came all the way to this deep mountain and old forest, both of them just vaguely perfunctory me, saying that they were here for tourism.
I take it as if they are farting. This kind of place is not a tourist attraction. Except for barren mountains and wild forests, there is no place worth visiting at all.So, they deliberately didn't want me to know why they came here.However, Bijing just met, they didn't tell me, and I didn't want to ask more.
As the old man walked forward for about five or six minutes, then we passed through the woods, and a flat grassland suddenly appeared in front of us, and the old man pointed to a few hundred meters away from the grassland and said: "Look, we are almost there , that is my house."
Following the direction the old man pointed, he saw a huge house in a clump of trees, and the lights in the house could be seen through the gaps in the trees.
Seeing the house and the lights, Lao Hu and Fatty were extremely excited, shouting that they could finally have a good night's sleep.Then, the few quickened their pace and rushed to the old man's house.
After a while, we came to the old man's house.I saw that the old man's house was really big, it could even be called a manor.Inside the high wall made of blue bricks is a wide courtyard, in which various flowers and plants are planted, and the house is even more antique, like a paradise on earth.
At this time, the whole house was brightly lit.As soon as we entered the courtyard, a middle-aged servant stepped forward and took the crutches for the old man, and then the old man made a gesture of invitation and invited us into the courtyard.And he himself went directly into the inner hall, saying that he was going to change his clothes before coming to accompany us.
There is a stone table in the courtyard. Sitting on the stone table, a maid will serve tea and snacks.Looking at the huge brightly lit courtyard in front of me, as well as the servants and maids coming and going, it made me feel like I was in the mansion of the ancient princes and nobles, which seemed very unreal.
But at this time, the two fat men didn't know why they didn't have any suspicions. Instead, Nao was interested in admiring how beautiful the life in the deep mountains was.When I saw the appearance of the two of them, I murmured in my heart, thinking that you are so fucking short-sighted, and you can't detect the problem if you are so abnormal.
When Lao Hu picked up the tea and was about to taste it, I hurriedly pressed his hand, and I said, "Don't rush to drink it, you can't drink this tea."
Hearing this, the bearded man frowned, and asked in confusion, "Why, why can't you drink it?"
"Anyway, you can't drink it. If you believe me, don't eat anything here." At this time, the reason why I didn't tell them the truth of the matter was really because I was afraid that they would cry out in surprise after hearing it. , and then attract the attention of the ghosts in the yard, then I really don't know what the consequences will be.
"Then what if we eat it? Are you worried that the old man has other intentions and poisoned us in the food?" It was the fat man who spoke. looking at me.
I was defeated by him in an instant, so I could only sigh, pointing to half a piece of snack in his hand and said: "The poison won't pour down, but this is not a snack at all, just don't spit it on me after you eat it. "
"Huh? This isn't a snack, so what could it be? Why do you speak so strangely?" The fat man muttered a few words, then looked at the half of the snack in his hand, and then stuffed it into his mouth again, looking out for himself Enjoy it.
Seeing his guilty appearance, I suddenly felt a group of crows flying over my head, and a few black lines hung down from his forehead...
But that old Hu is not as brainless as he is. He seems to have heard the meaning of my words. When the fat man was about to get the second piece of pastry, he immediately stretched out his hand to hold him down, and then shook his head slightly at him, signaling He will not eat for now.Then he turned his head and asked me: "Brother, we are both rough people. Just now brother, you said that this food is not edible. Do you see something wrong?"
I looked around, but didn't find the old man coming out, so I moved my head closer and said softly, "Don't you think something is wrong here?"
"What's wrong?" Lao Hu looked around after hearing this, then frowned and said, "I really feel that something is wrong after hearing what you said. This place is so good that I don't want to leave. "
The fat man said: "I think you two are thinking too much, the old man is such a kind person, entertaining us with delicious food and drink, what are you thinking about. You see, there is nothing wrong with this idea, it smells delicious! "
As he said that, the fat man wanted to pick up the snacks and put them in his mouth again.But this time, he was still blocked by Lao Hu.He said to the fat man, "Don't be too busy eating, let's listen to what this brother has to say."
Seeing that Lao Hu was quite enlightened, I tentatively guided him, pointed to the scene in front of me and said: "Yes, you are right, this place is indeed too perfect, look at the house here, and those servants Girl, do you think this is something we can have in this age? And what time is it now, look at the bright lights here, and it doesn't look like you're going to sleep, don't you think it's abnormal? "
After hearing what I said, Lao Hu immediately became nervous and asked me: "Brother, what do you mean... what happened to us?"
When the fat man heard the monk's words, he was startled and shouted, "What? We met a ghost..."
Fatty's words were very loud, and immediately attracted the attention of the servant girl and others in the yard. They stopped coming and going, and looked sideways at the three of us.This time I was terrified, my whole body was covered in goosebumps from the sight they gave me, and I thought that this time I was really hurt by this fat man.
Looking at Fatty and Lao Hu, they were also very frightened, staring blankly at the servant girls in the yard, they didn't dare to move, as if they were frozen.
But fortunately, this situation didn't last long. After a few seconds, those servant girls withdrew their surprised gazes, and then went back to their work again.
Seeing this, I let go of the momentary tension in my heart, then glared at the fat man, and said angrily, "What are you yelling, you almost killed me just now, do you know that?"
The fat man already knew that we were not joking, he nodded, and then asked me tentatively: "Brother, I was really shocked by your words just now, what, I'm sorry. But, can you really confirm that they are not alive?"
I nodded, and then I told the old man that something was wrong when I shook hands with the old man in Shiting.And in the end when they heard that I was a Maoshan warlock, they looked at me differently, obviously with the look of "Master save me".
I told them, whatever happens later, don't panic, just follow me.It may be because he knew that I was a Maoshan warlock, so he obeyed my words later.
After a while, the old man came out from the inner hall and sat down at the stone table with a smile, while the girl following behind him brought several dishes.
The old man said with a smile on his face that there were no outsiders here all year round, and he was very happy to have invited three of them as guests today. He specially prepared some small dishes to fill everyone's stomachs.
At this time, Fatty and the others also knew that the old man was not alive, so how dare they eat what he prepared.
I saw the old man make a gesture, and a girl behind him put the plate in his hand on the stone table, and then the old man introduced with a smile: "This is called stir-fried Jinzhu, and it took a long time to put together this dish. , I am happy today, so I specially prepared it for you to taste."
When I looked at the plate, I almost broke out in a cold sweat, only to see that the plate was full of human eyeballs!Yuanyuan's eyeballs filled the plate, which almost scared me out of my mouth.And looking at the two old Hus, they were not much better, their faces turned blue and white, and they were very frightened.Especially the fat man, probably seeing the dish in front of him and thinking about the pastry he ate before, so he saw his Adam's apple moving, obviously he almost spit it out.
Then, the servant brought the second dish, and the old man introduced: "This is called ants climbing the tree. Although it is a small dish, it tastes very good."
When I looked at it, my already uncomfortable stomach couldn’t take it anymore, and I felt overwhelmingly uncomfortable, because I saw this so-called ants climbing a tree, and the “ants” turned out to be a plate of maggots, and the so-called “tree” It turned out to be a human finger.Although the fingers were covered with maggots, it was still possible to tell that they were human fingers, and even the nails were still there.
Then, there was the last dish, which was served in a copper vessel with a lid on it, and the copper vessel was placed on a charcoal brazier, and the copper vessel lid was constantly emitting hot steam. And you can smell the meaty aroma from inside.
Two servants lifted a delicate copper vessel from the brazier and put it on the stone table. The old man pointed to the covered copper vessel and said, "This dish is the most special. If it wasn't for the past, I would I'm not willing to use it to entertain guests, but I haven't seen people outside for a long time, so I'm happy today. Let everyone share this main dish. It's called 'Unseen Heaven'. If you want to get this dish Vegetables are really not easy."
"We haven't seen the sky?" We all looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what kind of disgusting dish this so-called unseen sky is.
The old man was very excited when he saw our faces looking at each other. He stood up proudly and lifted the lid of the copper vessel, and then the heat inside came out.The old man blew the hot air in the copper vessel, and the heat dissipated, and then a complete baby appeared in the copper vessel!
The three of us couldn't hold back any longer, and we all spit up.I saw that the baby was about the size of a rabbit, with half-closed eyes, lying on the bronze vessel with both hands and feet.And I finally understood why this dish is called "I haven't seen the sky". It's because the child must have been taken out of the mother's stomach, and I haven't seen the sky yet!
The more I thought about it, the more my stomach churned so badly that I almost couldn't spit out the bile.
(End of this chapter)
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