The Chu family has a female first-time immortal cultivator

Chapter 350 276. Just a joke!

And when they heard the innocent expression on Qiuqiu's question, they all hid their faces and laughed, it was really cute...

When the beasts followed Qiuqiu's mother to prepare the ingredients for the barbecue, Chu Yun looked at Chu Qiao in confusion, and asked, "Seventh Sister, what's going on?"

Seeing Chu Yun's bewildered face, Chu Qiao gave Chu Yun a general account of her own space. Although Chu Yun was confused, she knew most of it...

"Where's Chu Bin? Why didn't you bring him in?" Chu Yun asked now.

Hearing this, Chu Qiao dared to speak hurriedly: "Third brother, to be honest, you are the first person besides me to know about this space, and now my strength is not good enough, so I ask third brother to help me keep the secret." !"

When Chu Yun heard the words, he knew why Chu Qiao was so cautious. He still understood the reason why everyone is innocent and guilty. If he hadn't been injured, Chu Qiao probably wouldn't let him enter here right now...

After all, one more person who knows is an extra danger. At this time, in order to reassure Chu Qiao, Chu Yun raised his right hand over his head and said, "I, Chu Yun, swear a heavy oath. If I say it at this time, I will definitely die a bad death, and the sky will be struck by lightning!"

"Brother, what are you doing?" Chu Qiao dared to ask a little puzzled.

You must know that this oath is not like talking casually like in the 21st century. If you can't do it here, don't promise easily, otherwise God will accept you...

Chu Qiao really didn't expect her brother to swear in front of her face.If he really didn't trust Chu Yun, it would be impossible for him to bring him in...

Seeing that Chu Qiao was upset because of the heavy oath he made himself, and his eyes were a little red, Chu Yun dared to pat Chu Qiao on the shoulder and comforted him: "Seventh sister, what is your expression?" , dare to take it back. Brother, I like to watch you smile, understand?"

Hearing this, Chu Qiao looked at Chu Yun and smiled awkwardly, this smile was so ugly that Chu Yun dared to scold him: "Seventh sister, your smile is really uglier than crying! "

This sentence made Chu De burst into tears, and Chu Yun dared to say: "That's right, my sister is the most beautiful in the world when she smiles!"

For her elder brother's ridiculous praise, Chu Qiao really felt a little embarrassed, and at this moment, Congcong and Shuaishuai's noises sounded in front of her eyes again.The two casually looked in that direction...

"Sister, what kind of beasts are these two? Why have you never seen them before?" Chu Yun asked with some doubts when he saw the two bird-like beasts with colorful feathers in front of him.

"Third Brother, they are Phoenix Divine Beasts..."

Hearing this, Chu Yun couldn't believe it, because he had only seen this phoenix beast in books. Now that he saw it, he couldn't believe it...

Unexpectedly, this younger sister not only has this space artifact, but also took two phoenixes as his own contracted beasts. Thinking about the difference between Chu Qiao back then and now, I am really happy for Chu Qiao at this moment...

It's no wonder that she didn't tell her family members. It is estimated that if the family members find out, they will look like themselves in disbelief...

Seeing the two little guys quarreling again, Chu Qiao called the two of them to her face and asked, "What were you two arguing about just now?"

Hearing this, Shuai Shuai replied: "Sister, the two of us happened to see an egg, so the two of us were arguing over whether the chicken or the egg came first!"

Hearing this, Cong Cong rolled his eyes at Shuai Shuai in front of him, and said, "Sister, let me first say that there are chickens, and Shuai Shuai says that there are eggs, who is right to judge us?"

After hearing this, Chu Qiao and Chu Yun's foreheads were covered with cold sweat. I didn't know how to answer this question, so I looked at Chu Yun and asked, "Brother, do you think the chicken should come first?" Eggs!"

Don't talk about yourself about this question, it is estimated that the gods will not be able to answer it. At this time, Chu Yun was a little puzzled and said: "I don't know either!"

Because Chu Yun is the master's elder brother, Shuai Shuai did not put on a cold attitude at this time. He looked at Chu Yun in front of him and said, "Of course there are eggs first. Where does the chicken come from without eggs? Yes. Bar?"

As soon as Chu Yun heard that this made sense, he dared to nod his head in a hurry, while Congcong at the side became very annoyed. Seeing that Chu Yun was standing beside Shuai Shuai, he dared to look at Chu Qiao and said: "Sister, sister, there should be chickens, because there are no chickens where eggs come from, right?"

Hearing what Congcong said, Chu Yun also nodded, and his words seemed very reasonable. Just when Chu Yun was wavering, Shuaishuai looked at Congcong and explained, "I'm asking you, you Where did it come from, isn't it in the egg?"

Hearing this, Congcong said, "It's true that I came from eggs, but how could I lay eggs without our Phoenix?"

Hearing the quarrel between the two beasts, Chu Yun was so frightened that his head broke into a cold sweat. What he was worried about was that if the two beasts did something, the harm would be quite serious...

Chu Yun thought that his two beasts had a bad temper before, but when he saw these two, he was very glad that he contracted with them...

Chu Qiao was already used to it when she found the two beasts, but Chu Yun was afraid that if the two of them started fighting, the situation would become serious, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "Stop arguing, both of you, let him go first. Is there a chicken or an egg? If we want to eat chicken, we will eat chicken; if we want to eat eggs, we will eat egg. Is this okay?"

The two little beasts, who attached great importance to matters of principle, were irritated by Chu Yun's words. At this time, they also became grumpy towards Chu Yun, and said in unison, "No, don't think about it if you don't understand it!"

After listening to the threats from the two beasts, Chu Yun dared to speak hastily and said, "Okay, okay, I'm wrong, can't I! I'll go over there and have a look!"

You must know that the words are not speculative, and Chu Yun does not want to be mad at the two beasts, so he chooses to leave at this time...

As for Chu Yun's actions, the two beasts were very contemptuous. They have never seen a man so timid. You must know that in their hearts, if you can't be scolded, you should beat them. This is the rule that has been followed for tens of thousands of years... …

Seeing how Cong Cong and Shuai Shuai put his brother Chu Yun into a mess, it really made Chu Qiao chuckle. I have to say that the two beasts are worthy of divine beasts, they are very black-bellied...

Chu Qiao looked at the two beasts in front of her with a look of admiration, and Shuai Shuai looked in Chu Qiao's direction and asked, "Sister, there seems to be nothing on our face, don't look at it, we are very handsome and we I know, you really found a treasure, do you understand, treat us well in the future."

Chu Qiao looked at the stinky farts of the two beasts, and said with displeasure at this moment: "Tch, it's not that I haven't seen handsome guys before, but I feel that you guys grow up too fast." For a while, he could only quibble with duplicity.

Whether it's true or not, when he heard what Chu Qiao said, Congcong was afraid that there would be no good food in the future, so he hurriedly catered to him and said, "Sister, we grow faster because we have to grow faster. Big, this is the best way to protect you!"

Hearing Congcong's stinking words really made Chu Qiao a little happy. May I ask who doesn't like to listen to good things...

And Shuai Shuai didn't know whether he was against Cong Cong on purpose or what, when he heard what Cong Cong said, he dared to look at Chu Qiao hurriedly, and Chu Qiao rolled his eyes and said, "Sister, can your strength be enough?" At the point of improvement, otherwise we, as divine beasts, will lose face!"

In fact, I don’t know about the two phoenixes. If you know how the current Chu Qiao compares with the previous one, this kind of cultivation is already pretty good...

But who are they?They are phoenix beasts, they are ranked second among the nine great beasts. If their masters say they are not powerful, then they will lose face, right?So let the master speed up the pace...

"Sister, come here and sit down. We will give you some spiritual energy. Although it is not much, it will help you increase your physical strength." At this time, Congcong dared to speak hurriedly.

Hearing this, Chu Qiao dared to stop her and said: "No, you are still young, if you give me spiritual energy, then you will be short? I can't do that."

Hearing what Chu Qiao said, Congcong continued to persuade: "Sister, listen to me, we can still infuse you with spiritual energy now, and when we grow up a bit, I'm afraid you want our spiritual energy. I can't give you any more, don't talk, just sit down."

After finishing speaking, Congcong poured his aura into Chu Qiao who was seated on the ground, and the handsome guy who looked down on Chu Qiao just now also came behind her and released his aura. force……

I saw Chu Qiao closing her eyes at this moment, enjoying the aura coming from her back. These two auras are so powerful, the meridians seem to be opened up, and the aura travels through every corner of her body. She never thought of the two little guys in front of her. It was already so powerful not long after it was born, and within a short while, the two beasts lost the aura...

When Chu Qiao opened her eyes again, she felt full of strength, as if she had been injected with chicken blood...

Seeing the two little beasts working so hard for her, Chu Qiao kissed the cheeks of the two beasts with heartache, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the two beasts...

"Sister, what are you doing? Although you are our master, you can't treat us like this!" Cong Cong said with some displeasure.

Seeing the displeasure on the little guy's face, Chu Qiao said impatiently, "I don't know what words to thank, so I have to use body language."

"Then you can't touch us, you know it's our first time." Shuai Shuai whispered embarrassingly at the moment.

In fact, Chu Qiao did it unintentionally, on a whim, she didn't expect these two beasts to blush and get angry, before they bullied her to come to the gate, so now I want to punish them...

"It's the first time I've taken the initiative, okay? How about this, you two are kissing me, it's even, otherwise I'll be wronged and be responsible to you," Chu Qiao took the initiative at this time. opened the mouth.

"No." The two beasts said in unison.

Chu Qiao glared at the two divine beasts. These two beasts are too ignorant. Although she is not strong, she is not that bad. Well, it is the first time that she took the initiative and was ruthlessly rejected. Lanshou, shiitake mushrooms...

Congcong and Shuaishuai saw that their master was unhappy, so they dared to look at Chu Qiao and began to explain: "Sister, of course it's not because you are not good, but mainly because we are too young, you can't trample us like this."

These two beasts still want to think about it, but they use the word trample to describe their despicable methods. Thinking about it makes me very depressed...

At this time, Chu Qiao looked directly at them with her eyes, and continued to tease deliberately: "Now the old cow has eaten a lot of tender grass, and I am not alone. As long as you don't think I am old, I will not think you are young." of."

This master can't play for real, right? Thinking of the master like this, the two beasts feel scared. You must know that if the master really forces the beasts contracted with the master, they must obey and must not violate...

At this time, Chu Qiao watched their faces turn pale, and her body trembled from time to time, in fact, she was already laughing in her heart, luckily she had overdone it...

In order to be able to reject Chu Qiao in front of him, Congcong suddenly had a flash of inspiration, looked at the master and said, "Master, we actually like you very much, I swear it's true. Just hit us and you won't think you're old, but you have Have you ever thought about the consequences of human-animal love? Although we are beasts, we have to reach a certain level of cultivation before we can transform into human form, but we are beasts after all, not humans. Have you ever thought that if we are really together, then our Babies are not human, beasts, how do you let them face the world!"

Chu Qiao didn't expect Cong Cong to even think about the issue of having a baby, it's really a rainy day...

At this moment, Chu Qiao couldn't hold back any longer, she burst into laughter and said, "I'm just joking with you, don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

No matter what the master said was the truth or a lie, after Cong Cong and Shuai Shuai heard what Chu Qiao said, a stone hanging in their hearts finally fell.Because in their hearts, the master will always be the master they recognize, an insurmountable boundary...

At this time, Congcong and Shuaishuai looked at each other. From their point of view, this master was scarier than them. Shuaishuai, who wanted to leave here quickly, looked at Chu Qiao and said, "Master, we went to help you." , you stay here for a while!"

Seeing the always cynical Shuai Shuai frightened, it really made Chu Qiao feel a little funny, and Cong Cong who was standing beside him, when he saw Chu Qiao leaving, he dared to leave like a mouse seeing a cat here...

At lunch, except for Chu Yun, Cong Cong and Shuai Shuai who remained silent, the rest of the beasts were very active, and Chu Qiao deliberately teased them and said: "Why don't you talk anymore? Become dumb!"

(End of this chapter)