Reborn Jinshan Temple
Chapter 240 Chang'e beats the dog
Chapter 240 Chang'e beats the dog
"Brother Li can also compose poetry?" Xiaoqing was very close to Li Yi and heard their conversation.
Li Yi said proudly: "Of course, it's just writing poems, what's the big deal, if I want to write, there are hundreds and thousands of poems."
"Really?" Xiaoqing was a little surprised.
"Ahem, listen up." Li Yi straightened his sleeves and made a gesture of pointing Jiangshan.
"Putting airs~" Yang Chan muttered softly at the side, even though she said so, her ears perked up unconsciously.
Bai Suzhen also looked this way secretly.
Since leaving the inner world, she has been a little silent.
Li Yi didn't think much about it, it seemed that when they met again, Bai Suzhen gave him the impression of this quiet look.
The old mother of Li Shan seemed to be constantly figuring something out, temporarily ignoring these deserters.
Although Li Yi was not a great master in his previous life, he still remembered many of those famous poems.
He looked at the moonlight pouring in from outside the hall and chanted: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, and lower your head to think about your hometown."
"No more?" Yang Chan listened most seriously. Yang Tianzuo was a scholar. She was influenced by this aspect when she was a child, but it was popular to compose Fu at that time. Although Li Yi's five-character quatrains were incisive and wonderful, they still left her feeling unfulfilled. .
Li Yi glanced at her and said in his heart, I don't believe that I can't convince you, an ignorant literary young woman, and immediately read: "When is the bright moon? Ask the blue sky for wine. I don't know the palace in the sky. What year is it. I want to ride the wind When I go back, I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold. Dance to find out the shadows, why is it like in the world? Turn to Zhuge, a low-lying house, and sleepless. There should be no hatred, what is the long-term goodbye? , The moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete in ancient times. I hope that people will live a long time, and we will share the joys and joys of thousands of miles."
Yang Chan recalled these words and sentences, and became a little crazy for a while.
Xiaoqing couldn't help asking: "Sister Yang Chan, how about Brother Li's poem?"
"That's good, but it's a pity that I always feel that it's not suitable for the occasion. Maybe he copied it from somewhere..." Yang Chan came back to his senses.
Naturally, Li Yi would not admit it even if he was beaten to death: "There is something wrong with the scene. This is something I made casually in my free time. It is purely original, and piracy will be investigated!"
"Hmph, I don't believe it." Yang Chan pouted.
Li Yi finally pretended to be coercive, but he didn't expect the other party to be so shameless, and said angrily: "You can copy a song if you have the ability..."
"Cut, you've been exposed by me, you've become angry from embarrassment." Yang Chan enjoyed Li Yi's reaction very much, rolled her eyes, and said teasingly: "I remember you were a monk before, these poems are all related to the moon, don't you?" At that time, you liked Sister Chang'e?"
"..." Li Yi opened his mouth. It turned out that she understood these poems in this way.
……
On the Taiyin planet, the sister Chang'e that Yang Chan was talking about was injecting a mana into the body of the jade rabbit beside her.
Suddenly, a mysterious light flashed in the room, and the jade rabbit had turned into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.
The girl was dazed, looked at this strange body, and murmured: "Master, is this the innate body of human beings?"
Chang'e nodded: "Those scripture learners have experienced a lot of catastrophe. Later, you will go to the lower realm and take Su'e's reincarnated princess from Tianzhu Kingdom and pretend to be a fake princess..."
The girl listened obediently, unaware that there was a pair of cloudy eyes staring at her body from a corner not far away, and her urine flowed all over the floor.
After Chang'e arranged the matter properly, she heard a faint voice of swallowing her saliva: "Who is it!" As she said that, a blade of the moon shot towards the corner.
"Wow! Woo~"
A miserable dog barking broke the silence of Guanghan Palace.
"It's Brother Xiaotiangou." The girl transformed into a jade rabbit couldn't help but said.
Chang'e looked at the direction in which the dog was fleeing, snorted coldly, and casually conjured up a suit of clothes to put on the Jade Rabbit girl: "That dog is not a good thing, you should avoid dealing with him in the future, remember, the girl's body You can’t just show it to people…”
The Jade Rabbit girl nodded subconsciously.
"Okay, get ready, I'll send you to the lower realm later." Chang'e said, crushing a jade talisman in her hand.
……
Heaven, the official residence of the Judicial God.
Yang Jian, who was practicing, suddenly opened his eyes, and took out a jade talisman in surprise: "Chang'e would send me a message..."
Subconsciously opened it, and a cold snort came over: "Yang Jian! Take care of your dog, if you dare to do this again next time, I will kill it!!!"
Yang Jian looked confused.
"Wow, woof, woo~" At this moment, Xiaotiangou ran in dragging an injured leg, and acted coquettishly in front of him.
When Yang Jian saw the wound, he could feel the power of the sun, and kicked the roaring dog away: "What did you do in Guanghan Palace!"
"Woooooo~" Xiaotiangou wagged its tail with a flattering look.
"Speak humanly!" Yang Jian said angrily, being coldly treated like that by his goddess for no reason, no wonder he was so irritable.
With a flash of mysterious light, the roaring dog turned into a black-clothed man with treacherous eyebrows and mouse-eyed eyes, holding a bone in his hand, and the blood from his right foot kept oozing: "Master, spare your life, master, spare your life..." He said, also Not daring to hide it, he honestly explained the matter of seeing a spring in Guanghan Palace.
"You..." Yang Jian was so angry that the image of a gentleman he had created with great difficulty was ruined by a dog like this! ! !
"Master, you have to look at the master when beating a dog. I just glanced at it, and I didn't do anything harmful. Why would Fairy Chang'e want to hurt me? She just doesn't take you seriously..." Xiaotiangou replied I'm dying.
Yang Jian kicked him on the ground, "You still have the face to say it! I'm also to blame. I knew you were secretly in love with that rabbit, but you still let it go. Last time when you were sleepwalking, you almost broke into the jade rabbit's nest. I'll just castrate you, and things like today won't happen!"
Xiao Tiangou subconsciously clamped his two hind legs, as if he saw himself being stabbed by his master: "Master, please forgive me, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore..."
Yang Jian looked thoughtful: "Forget it, Empress Nuwa said that Chan'er's love disaster will happen in the next few years, so you go to the lower realm to protect Chan'er honestly for me!"
After speaking, without waiting for the other party's reaction, he kicked it in the direction of Huashan.
……
At the foot of Lishan Mountain, under Xiaoqing's reluctant eyes, Li Yi and Yang Chan also embarked on the journey to Huashan.
Li Yi secretly figured out the secrets of Li Shan's old mother, so why not Li Shan's old mother.
However, what she can deduce from Li Yi is very limited. If she is unwilling, she can probably only stop her two precious apprentices from being abducted by Li Yi.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Li can also compose poetry?" Xiaoqing was very close to Li Yi and heard their conversation.
Li Yi said proudly: "Of course, it's just writing poems, what's the big deal, if I want to write, there are hundreds and thousands of poems."
"Really?" Xiaoqing was a little surprised.
"Ahem, listen up." Li Yi straightened his sleeves and made a gesture of pointing Jiangshan.
"Putting airs~" Yang Chan muttered softly at the side, even though she said so, her ears perked up unconsciously.
Bai Suzhen also looked this way secretly.
Since leaving the inner world, she has been a little silent.
Li Yi didn't think much about it, it seemed that when they met again, Bai Suzhen gave him the impression of this quiet look.
The old mother of Li Shan seemed to be constantly figuring something out, temporarily ignoring these deserters.
Although Li Yi was not a great master in his previous life, he still remembered many of those famous poems.
He looked at the moonlight pouring in from outside the hall and chanted: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, and lower your head to think about your hometown."
"No more?" Yang Chan listened most seriously. Yang Tianzuo was a scholar. She was influenced by this aspect when she was a child, but it was popular to compose Fu at that time. Although Li Yi's five-character quatrains were incisive and wonderful, they still left her feeling unfulfilled. .
Li Yi glanced at her and said in his heart, I don't believe that I can't convince you, an ignorant literary young woman, and immediately read: "When is the bright moon? Ask the blue sky for wine. I don't know the palace in the sky. What year is it. I want to ride the wind When I go back, I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold. Dance to find out the shadows, why is it like in the world? Turn to Zhuge, a low-lying house, and sleepless. There should be no hatred, what is the long-term goodbye? , The moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete in ancient times. I hope that people will live a long time, and we will share the joys and joys of thousands of miles."
Yang Chan recalled these words and sentences, and became a little crazy for a while.
Xiaoqing couldn't help asking: "Sister Yang Chan, how about Brother Li's poem?"
"That's good, but it's a pity that I always feel that it's not suitable for the occasion. Maybe he copied it from somewhere..." Yang Chan came back to his senses.
Naturally, Li Yi would not admit it even if he was beaten to death: "There is something wrong with the scene. This is something I made casually in my free time. It is purely original, and piracy will be investigated!"
"Hmph, I don't believe it." Yang Chan pouted.
Li Yi finally pretended to be coercive, but he didn't expect the other party to be so shameless, and said angrily: "You can copy a song if you have the ability..."
"Cut, you've been exposed by me, you've become angry from embarrassment." Yang Chan enjoyed Li Yi's reaction very much, rolled her eyes, and said teasingly: "I remember you were a monk before, these poems are all related to the moon, don't you?" At that time, you liked Sister Chang'e?"
"..." Li Yi opened his mouth. It turned out that she understood these poems in this way.
……
On the Taiyin planet, the sister Chang'e that Yang Chan was talking about was injecting a mana into the body of the jade rabbit beside her.
Suddenly, a mysterious light flashed in the room, and the jade rabbit had turned into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.
The girl was dazed, looked at this strange body, and murmured: "Master, is this the innate body of human beings?"
Chang'e nodded: "Those scripture learners have experienced a lot of catastrophe. Later, you will go to the lower realm and take Su'e's reincarnated princess from Tianzhu Kingdom and pretend to be a fake princess..."
The girl listened obediently, unaware that there was a pair of cloudy eyes staring at her body from a corner not far away, and her urine flowed all over the floor.
After Chang'e arranged the matter properly, she heard a faint voice of swallowing her saliva: "Who is it!" As she said that, a blade of the moon shot towards the corner.
"Wow! Woo~"
A miserable dog barking broke the silence of Guanghan Palace.
"It's Brother Xiaotiangou." The girl transformed into a jade rabbit couldn't help but said.
Chang'e looked at the direction in which the dog was fleeing, snorted coldly, and casually conjured up a suit of clothes to put on the Jade Rabbit girl: "That dog is not a good thing, you should avoid dealing with him in the future, remember, the girl's body You can’t just show it to people…”
The Jade Rabbit girl nodded subconsciously.
"Okay, get ready, I'll send you to the lower realm later." Chang'e said, crushing a jade talisman in her hand.
……
Heaven, the official residence of the Judicial God.
Yang Jian, who was practicing, suddenly opened his eyes, and took out a jade talisman in surprise: "Chang'e would send me a message..."
Subconsciously opened it, and a cold snort came over: "Yang Jian! Take care of your dog, if you dare to do this again next time, I will kill it!!!"
Yang Jian looked confused.
"Wow, woof, woo~" At this moment, Xiaotiangou ran in dragging an injured leg, and acted coquettishly in front of him.
When Yang Jian saw the wound, he could feel the power of the sun, and kicked the roaring dog away: "What did you do in Guanghan Palace!"
"Woooooo~" Xiaotiangou wagged its tail with a flattering look.
"Speak humanly!" Yang Jian said angrily, being coldly treated like that by his goddess for no reason, no wonder he was so irritable.
With a flash of mysterious light, the roaring dog turned into a black-clothed man with treacherous eyebrows and mouse-eyed eyes, holding a bone in his hand, and the blood from his right foot kept oozing: "Master, spare your life, master, spare your life..." He said, also Not daring to hide it, he honestly explained the matter of seeing a spring in Guanghan Palace.
"You..." Yang Jian was so angry that the image of a gentleman he had created with great difficulty was ruined by a dog like this! ! !
"Master, you have to look at the master when beating a dog. I just glanced at it, and I didn't do anything harmful. Why would Fairy Chang'e want to hurt me? She just doesn't take you seriously..." Xiaotiangou replied I'm dying.
Yang Jian kicked him on the ground, "You still have the face to say it! I'm also to blame. I knew you were secretly in love with that rabbit, but you still let it go. Last time when you were sleepwalking, you almost broke into the jade rabbit's nest. I'll just castrate you, and things like today won't happen!"
Xiao Tiangou subconsciously clamped his two hind legs, as if he saw himself being stabbed by his master: "Master, please forgive me, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore..."
Yang Jian looked thoughtful: "Forget it, Empress Nuwa said that Chan'er's love disaster will happen in the next few years, so you go to the lower realm to protect Chan'er honestly for me!"
After speaking, without waiting for the other party's reaction, he kicked it in the direction of Huashan.
……
At the foot of Lishan Mountain, under Xiaoqing's reluctant eyes, Li Yi and Yang Chan also embarked on the journey to Huashan.
Li Yi secretly figured out the secrets of Li Shan's old mother, so why not Li Shan's old mother.
However, what she can deduce from Li Yi is very limited. If she is unwilling, she can probably only stop her two precious apprentices from being abducted by Li Yi.
(End of this chapter)
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