The Second Marrying Beauty: The Concubine, the Concubine and the Black Emperor
Chapter 71 Pork Chop Uncle Cao
Chapter 71 Pork Chop Uncle Cao (3)
"Housekeeper, don't lock the back door at night."
"Yes, ma'am."
Doudou looked at him strangely and said, "You don't wonder what I'm going to do? Aren't you afraid that your wife, Hong Xing, will come out when the back door opens in the middle of the night?"
The housekeeper bowed and smiled: "Ma'am, you are joking. How could Madam even be attracted to someone the General likes? Madam must be..."
The butler raised his eyebrows in a funny way, like a well-behaved fox.
That's right, Doudou just wants to take care of that self-righteous uncle.
"Housekeeper, come here and I'll tell you, in the evening you can..."
Doudou smiled slyly, she didn't believe that he wouldn't be made to lose adults this time.
In the dead of night, a wretched figure sneaked in from the back door, and finally found the mahogany room that Doudou had mentioned.
A crow sounded overhead, the man trembled, and then bravely pushed open the mahogany door.
There was no light in the hut, and a figure could be vaguely seen sitting there.
"I'm here, beauty, have you been waiting long?"
Without saying a word, he rushed forward, kissing and touching.
"Strange, beauty, why are your hands so rough? No, beauty, why are your shoulders so broad? During the day, they are still small and thin shoulders. Strange, why is your body..."
"Why are you so tall and have no breasts?"
A deep man's voice sounded, and Uncle Cao yelled as if he had seen a ghost, stumbled and fell to the ground.
"You, who are you, you are so brave."
The man lit a candle and looked like a servant of the Li family.
Two men came out from the side of the servant, one of them smiled and said: "Hey, are we bold or Uncle Cao is bold, he didn't stay at his house in the middle of the night and sneaked to our general's mansion to treat the servants of our mansion again." It’s touching and kissing, and it’s really funny that we dare to play tricks.”
"You, my lord is not looking for you."
"It's not us, every beauty must be the wife of our family, the wife is the most beautiful in our house, is it possible that you want to see the wife?"
Uncle Cao was suddenly speechless. He was having an affair and he couldn't say that he was here to have an affair with Bao Doudou today. If it spread out, he would not be able to hold his head up.
"Of course not. How could Uncle Ben do such a thing?"
"Oh, then please ask Uncle Cao to explain what's going on. After all, we can be regarded as a famous and big family. It's better to explain things like this clearly."
Faced with the poking and poking of the servants of the Li family, Uncle Cao made an old face: "I need to tell you what my uncle is doing, and I will speak freely when your master comes back."
He was about to walk away, but someone stretched out his foot, tripped and pulled him, and Uncle Cao was hit with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
"Why is uncle so careless, fetching a basin of water to wash his face."
Another "accidentally" a basin of water poured on him without deviation.
"What does it smell like?"
"Sorry, I used the water to wash the rag in a hurry, and I couldn't stand still. I'm sorry."
Uncle Cao lost face, got up from the ground, pulled his pants and ran away in embarrassment.
(End of this chapter)
"Housekeeper, don't lock the back door at night."
"Yes, ma'am."
Doudou looked at him strangely and said, "You don't wonder what I'm going to do? Aren't you afraid that your wife, Hong Xing, will come out when the back door opens in the middle of the night?"
The housekeeper bowed and smiled: "Ma'am, you are joking. How could Madam even be attracted to someone the General likes? Madam must be..."
The butler raised his eyebrows in a funny way, like a well-behaved fox.
That's right, Doudou just wants to take care of that self-righteous uncle.
"Housekeeper, come here and I'll tell you, in the evening you can..."
Doudou smiled slyly, she didn't believe that he wouldn't be made to lose adults this time.
In the dead of night, a wretched figure sneaked in from the back door, and finally found the mahogany room that Doudou had mentioned.
A crow sounded overhead, the man trembled, and then bravely pushed open the mahogany door.
There was no light in the hut, and a figure could be vaguely seen sitting there.
"I'm here, beauty, have you been waiting long?"
Without saying a word, he rushed forward, kissing and touching.
"Strange, beauty, why are your hands so rough? No, beauty, why are your shoulders so broad? During the day, they are still small and thin shoulders. Strange, why is your body..."
"Why are you so tall and have no breasts?"
A deep man's voice sounded, and Uncle Cao yelled as if he had seen a ghost, stumbled and fell to the ground.
"You, who are you, you are so brave."
The man lit a candle and looked like a servant of the Li family.
Two men came out from the side of the servant, one of them smiled and said: "Hey, are we bold or Uncle Cao is bold, he didn't stay at his house in the middle of the night and sneaked to our general's mansion to treat the servants of our mansion again." It’s touching and kissing, and it’s really funny that we dare to play tricks.”
"You, my lord is not looking for you."
"It's not us, every beauty must be the wife of our family, the wife is the most beautiful in our house, is it possible that you want to see the wife?"
Uncle Cao was suddenly speechless. He was having an affair and he couldn't say that he was here to have an affair with Bao Doudou today. If it spread out, he would not be able to hold his head up.
"Of course not. How could Uncle Ben do such a thing?"
"Oh, then please ask Uncle Cao to explain what's going on. After all, we can be regarded as a famous and big family. It's better to explain things like this clearly."
Faced with the poking and poking of the servants of the Li family, Uncle Cao made an old face: "I need to tell you what my uncle is doing, and I will speak freely when your master comes back."
He was about to walk away, but someone stretched out his foot, tripped and pulled him, and Uncle Cao was hit with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
"Why is uncle so careless, fetching a basin of water to wash his face."
Another "accidentally" a basin of water poured on him without deviation.
"What does it smell like?"
"Sorry, I used the water to wash the rag in a hurry, and I couldn't stand still. I'm sorry."
Uncle Cao lost face, got up from the ground, pulled his pants and ran away in embarrassment.
(End of this chapter)
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