Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 68 [No.077] The relatives who live in Pluto are here

Yuan Jia tore up the last calendar of 1994, alas, the final exam is coming soon, and Mom and Dad are away on business again, so annoying!She got upset early in the morning and felt uncomfortable. She put the video tape of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse into the VCR. After watching it for 2 minutes, she turned it off with the remote control. Something is wrong. The usually cute Donald Duck is today. Seeing how annoying it is, I hate it to death.

Xiaomi come here!Mom and Dad are often on business trips, afraid that the baby girl will be bored staying at home alone, so they bought a cute pure white kitten for her.

Meow... Xiao Mi obediently ran over and jumped into Yuan Jia's arms, Xiao Mi, you are the most obedient, Xiao Mi, you are the cutest, Xiao Mi... why are you shitting on me, hum, Yuan Jia threw Xiao Mi angrily. Mi threw it on the ground, woo...why is it so annoying today!
Today is New Year's Day, wow, what is the little villain doing now?He must still be dreaming, wake him up!
"Buzz...buzz..." Xie Wenjun lowered the pager to the pillow and continued to dream.

"Buzz...buzz..." Xie Wenjun got into the quilt and covered his ears, but the pager was still vibrating, endlessly, who is so ignorant in the early morning.

Xie Wenjun rubbed his eyes, took out the pager and looked at it.

Message 1: Bastard, it's time to wake up!I'm at home, give me a call.

Message 2: Bastard, you haven't gotten up yet!

Message 3: Bad guy, go to hell!

Message 4: Dear, I am waiting for your call at home!

Dear?When did I get this nickname, the soil is a bit dirty but it is quite relieved, Xie Wenjun put on his clothes three times, five times apart two, and hurried to the canteen to make a phone call without washing his teeth or brushing his face.

No one answered the phone for a long time, Xie Wenjun frowned and was about to hang up, when an angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "Pig."

Xie Wenjun smiled: "Am I a pig?"

"Yes."

"Can you understand what I said?"

"I understand."

"Oh, kind, sow."

Yuan Jia covered the microphone and giggled, then said, "Did you just get up? Where are you going today?"

Xie Wenjun asked the owner of the canteen to turn down the volume of the TV, and then said: "My father and mother went out to play mahjong early in the morning, and I am going to sleep all day."

"Oh, my parents are not at home, and they are on a business trip again." Yuan Jia's voice was obviously a little disappointed, "Do you have to sleep, what a beautiful weather."

"The weather is nice, but I'm so sleepy. Do you miss me? Well, I'll come to your house to sleep to relieve your lovesickness." Xie Wenjun was in a good mood, a rare opportunity.

"Sleep... sleep ass, but... you can come and play with me, I'll wait for you." Yuan Jia really wanted to see Xie Wenjun, and was very happy to hear that Xie Wenjun was coming to see her, but there was no need to sleep. No, this little rascal feels restless when he sleeps.

"Okay, I'll be right there," Xie Wenjun looked at his watch, "It's 10:30, by the way, I'll bring you whatever you want for lunch."

What is there to eat outside? Yuan Jia’s parents go on a business trip and Yuan Jia eats biscuits and instant noodles as box lunches every day. I said you can cook, why don't we buy vegetables and do it ourselves."

Qiaoqiao even revealed the secrets of picking up girls in the new century, Xie Wenjun said with a smile: "Okay, I'll call you downstairs at your house, and then we'll go shopping together, uh... But there is a condition , don’t be so old, hey, ah, whoever called me, you are my...girlfriend now, you should call her more intimately.”

Yuan Jia's face was a little red: "Then what should I call you? Let's call you by name, Xie Wenjun, Wenjun, or Xiaojun? By the way, I will call you Lao Xie, haha."

Old you Chacha, Xie Wenjun smiled and said: "Don't be like your mother, but be more intimate, hurry up."

Xie Wenjun guessed in his mind why Yuan Jia would call him, goosebumps fell all over the ground just thinking about it, husband?Dear?sweetheart?baby?spouse?husband?my heart?My liver?My heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys...

How do you know that my mother calls my father Lao Yuan, if you don't call me Lao Xie, why don't you still want me to call you husband? Yuan Jia is embarrassed to call you that, so she said: "Then I will call you kiss... kiss kiss from now on?"

Kiss?It’s okay, it’s better than hello, and I don’t have heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, so Xie Wenjun called a "kiss" to the phone: "That's it, kiss, I'm coming now."

Xie Wenjun hung up the phone and ran home, washed his face and brushed his teeth, changed into a clean set of clothes, went out and took a taxi to the downstairs of Yuan Jia's house. Within 3 minutes of making a call, Yuan Jia came down with a bitter face. .

The weather wasn't cold, and Yuan Jia was actually wearing a small padded jacket. Xie Wenjun hurriedly asked, "Are you sick? Why are you wearing so many clothes?"

"I don't know, I feel a little pain in my stomach, and I feel uncomfortable." Yuan Jia has had a dull stomach pain since morning, feeling uncomfortable all over.

"Did you eat something bad..." Feeling uncomfortable?Xie Wenjun suddenly thought of something else, "Have you ever felt this pain before?"

Yuan Jia shook her head: "No, it's the first time."

Xie Wenjun understood, and asked, "Uh... it's not that I feel uncomfortable, it should be that I am upset and want to lose my temper."

Yuan Jia blinked and blinked: "Yeah, how do you know, I'm so annoying, just now when I was watching Donald Duck, I really wanted to beat it up."

It turned out that some relatives came from far away. Girls started it not in the first year of junior high school or even in elementary school. Did Yuan Jia’s relatives live in Pluto? Wow, they came so late. Xie Wenjun smiled and said: "Oh, healthy If you don’t study hygiene well, you don’t even know when you’re on your period.”

official holiday?Yuan Jia knew that she would bleed a lot during menstruation, so she suddenly felt a little nervous and scared.

After taking the health and hygiene class before, Yuan Jia saw that the girls in the class began to have their periods one after another, but there was no change in herself, and her mother often traveled on business and was not around, and no one asked, so she thought the book said too much. The whole article is covered. Girls do not necessarily have their periods. There are exceptions. She is the exception. I didn't expect to come, and she came so late. I still know such a secret from the boy. I can't help but feel aggrieved: " I'm so scared."

Xie Wenjun quickly comforted: "Don't do this, this is a very normal thing, I have nothing to be afraid of."

Yuan Jia muttered, "Then what if you're not here."

Xie Wenjun grabbed Yuan Jia's little hand: "Then we will be together forever."

"Okay, okay," Yuan Jia blushed suddenly, shook her head and said, "It's okay..."

"Uh... I was just talking casually." Xie Wenjun pretended to run away after speaking.

Yuan Jia chased and blamed: "Ah, what are you talking about, come here..."

"Let's chase after, haha..." Xie Wenjun recited a super stupid poem he heard in his previous life, "The emperor ran in front, the court ladies chased behind, eunuchs crawled on the ground, officials kneeled in the hall, ah, wrestling It's..."

The two junior high school students held hands and walked around the vegetable market. Yuan Jia was a little embarrassed at first, but Xie Wenjun just didn't let go. Yuan Jia was not as strong as him, so she could only let him hold her hand, but her eyes kept looking around. , for fear of meeting acquaintances.

The old men and women who bought vegetables looked at the two of them with strange eyes, and they talked a lot from time to time. Xie Wenjun ignored it, even if he met acquaintances, he was not afraid to let his mother know that he had a beautiful daughter-in-law, and he might even praise him Woolen cloth.

After strolling around for a while, Yuan Jia also relaxed, feeling that this little villain has medicinal value, and the pain in her lower abdomen didn't hurt so much, so her mood improved, she looked around, but couldn't make up her mind what to eat.

(End of this chapter)