Online game supreme thief god
Chapter 1 The Thief Company
Chapter 1 The Thief Company
Three bedrooms and one living room, this is where Xiao Qi lives now. In this era, such a small house is rare.The decoration in the room is very simple, there are no sofas or coffee tables in the hall, only five beds are neatly arranged in a row, and five computers are arranged in the corner on the other side.Could this be the legendary black Internet cafe?If you want to think so, you are very wrong.
There are three rooms, and there is a prominent sign hanging on the door of one room: conference room.
Pushing open the door of the conference room, Xiao Qi couldn't help coughing deeply twice.
"Stand up, stand up, the chairman is here!" Wang Cheng glared at the other four.
"Woke up!"
Xiao Qi nodded slightly towards the beautiful woman who greeted him, closed the door casually, stood in front of the five-person team, glanced at them, and said: "Now we have a morning meeting, sister Xin, please say a few words first!"
Xiao Qi took a step back and gave way to the beautiful woman. When the sister Xin in Xiao Qi's mouth brushed past him, he couldn't help taking a deep breath, and suddenly smiled: "Sister Xin, what are you doing today? Did you not wear perfume?"
"Haha! Sister Xin is going to take a day off today, right? Don't be like this. You are the cash cow of our company. If you fall down, what will we do?" Wang Cheng laughed unscrupulously.
"Wang Cheng, if you are not serious during the morning meeting, you will be fined [-] wages!" Sister Xin ticked off her notebook lightly.
"Haha!" The other four pursed their lips and laughed secretly.
"Don't, sister Xin, you can't do this with your finances!" Wang Cheng became anxious when he heard that he would be fined. You must know that his daily salary is only more than 100 yuan. If he just interjected like this, he would be fined , then he died unjustly.
"As the chief of the section, if you don't set an example, you are being kind enough to not punish you too much!" Sister Xin gave him a sideways glance, "The meeting will start early!"
"Papa..." A series of rhythmic high-fives.
"Okay!" Sister Xin waved her hand slightly, "Our Thief Company has been established for almost half a year, and everyone's performance has been pretty good recently, and the monthly task indicators have been successfully completed. But..."
Sister Xin's voice dragged on for a long time.
The people standing in Wang Cheng's row couldn't help but wonder, who should be punished?
Sister Xin frowned, and said lightly: "But some people still can't memorize the rules and regulations listed by the company until now. Don't say I'm unreasonable, I'll give you another ten days, if it's still the same, Then don't blame me..."
"Hey, sister Xin, you are talking about Wang Cheng, it has nothing to do with us!" Fang Ming pushed his glasses that had slipped to the tip of his nose.
"Fuck your grandma, don't tell me you won't be able to recite it?" Wang Cheng poked him.
"Article [-] of the company regulations, do not steal from women and children; Article [-], do not grind victims while stealing; Article [-], do not steal property from honest officials and poor people; Article [-], Steal Steal ill-gotten gains; fifth, take it from the people and use it for the people; sixth, we are thieves, but we are not pests..." Fang Ming opened his mouth and came, unequivocally.
"Damn!" Wang Cheng opened his mouth wide, "Come on, don't memorize his mother, there are more than 50 in total, and when you finish memorizing, it will be dark."
"Ahem." Xiaoqi covered her mouth and coughed twice, narrowed her eyes, and gave Wang Cheng a look, "Wang Cheng, I put you in the position of section chief because of your good performance. If that's the case, don't be the chief of the section, give way to Fang Ming!"
"Don't, Brother Gong!" Before Wang Cheng could speak, Fang Ming became anxious, "Wang Cheng is the best among us, and he ransacked the house of the boss of Shengda Company a few days ago." Fan, this kind of ability is not something we dare to compare!"
"En." Xiao Qi nodded, Wang Cheng was indeed the most agile and the smartest among the five people he brought out, and most of the targets he chose to attack were famous and rich.
"Okay, let's not talk about this for now, let's report yesterday's results next! Section Chief Wang Cheng, you come first!" Sister Xin picked up the small notebook in her hand again, and prepared to record the five of them's achievements yesterday.
Wang Cheng's most proud time is the time to report his achievements every day. In this thief company, except for the chairman Xiao Qi, he is the best in performance.
"I stayed on the Internet all day yesterday, and the results I got were not bad. Yesterday afternoon, I hacked the headquarters system of Fuji Xun Company for 1 minute. Hehe, I swiped nearly 8000 QBs. In the evening, I resold these QBs in batches. I gave it to other users, because the boss said to take it from the people and use it to the people, so I sold it at a price of [-] (percentage sign). Well, financial director, this is [-] yuan, and I will give it to you !” Wang Cheng complacently took out a wad of money from his pocket.
Xiao Qi squinted his eyes with a smile on his face. When he first gave them a lecture, he told them in the first sentence that in this era of advanced technology, stealing is no longer simply a matter of relying on hands. What is a hacker?To hack someone else's network?To paralyze the entire system?Those are idiots.
Xiao Qi did not set up this thief company simply to bring in all the thieves. Their thief company is different from other thieves. They have strict rules and regulations, as well as the same welfare system as other state-owned enterprises and foreign companies.Of course, the biggest difference is that the objects they steal are different from other thieves. The objects they choose are all rich people who take money instead of money.
Thief Company is just what they usually call it casually. In fact, Xiaoqi has registered it, named "Xiaoqi Technology Co., Ltd."
With Wang Cheng's method, eight thousand a day is not too much, but where did the money go?This is also supported by the other brothers. In addition to some daily expenses, Sister Xin also has everyone's daily salary. Half of the remaining money is deposited in the bank, and the other half is donated to the Hope Project.This is exactly the principle of taking it from the people and using it to the people.The purpose of establishing the company is precisely because of this. Donating in the name of the company is not a good deed done by Xiao Qi alone, but a common deed of the seven of them.
To put it simply, the seven of them are the grand thieves of the 21st century.
"En, you!" Sister Xin casually stuffed the 8000 yuan into her notebook, and then pointed at Fang Ming.
"Sister Xin, I didn't get any valuables yesterday. Well, this is the only thing. Damn, I'm upset when I talk about it. The anti-theft system of Wangyi's boss's home is too good. Infrared rays are everywhere. I was almost caught by them!" Fang Ming was extremely depressed, and pulled out something from behind with a frustrated face.
"I don't know if this gold-plated monkey head is worth money. If it's not, I'll just put it in Sister Xin's room as a decoration!" Fang Ming said depressedly.
"Leave your grandma alone!" Xiao Qi kicked Fang Ming away, and rubbed the monkey's head with both hands like his own son.
"Seventh brother, it can't be your relative?" Wang Cheng teased.
"Get out!" Xiao Qi raised his head and gave him a sideways glance, "You know what the hell, what is this? Damn, I told you a long time ago, watch more news broadcasts, but you just don't listen, this is a few days ago That fart boss of Ririwangyi bought it from a foreign country with a lot of money, do you know what it is?"
Wang Cheng and the others didn't even have a chance to shake their heads, Xiao Qi said repeatedly: "You know what a fart!"
"Damn!" Wang Cheng and the others raised their middle fingers in their hearts.
"Damn it, Fang Ming, you can do it, you actually got all the national treasures out, but..." Xiao Qi's expression sank instantly, "This is a national thing, we can't touch it, grandma's, it's easy to get it out, and it's easy to get it out. It's hard to go back! I really don't know what your kid was thinking at the time, how could you move such a big thing out?"
"Send it to the museum!" Sister Xin said calmly.
"Well, you still have a good brain!" Xiaoqi stood up slowly, and then gave Fang Ming a sideways glance, "Boy, this task is entrusted to you, I warn you, don't let the police uncle catch it, this is a serious crime !"
"Then I..." Fang Ming's face was like a piece of old tofu at this time, "Do I still have salary today?"
"Two hundred!" Before Xiao Qi could say anything, Sister Xin ticked off her notebook.
"Okay, this matter is on me, Fang Ming!" Fang Ming patted his chest fiercely.
"Hua Wenhan, what about you?" Sister Xin asked in the order of their positions. Now it's the turn of the youngest Hua Wenhan. Hua Wenhan is only 16 years old this year. Except for Sister Xin, everyone jokingly calls him Little Xiami .
"I, I..." Hua Wenhan didn't dare to look at Sister Xin, "Yesterday, yesterday, I got a box of condoms!"
"Haha!" Wang Cheng and the others burst out laughing.
Fang Ming, who was standing beside him, patted his shoulder directly, and said with a smile, "Okay, boy, tell brother, where did you get this?"
"Brother Qi's bedside!" Hua Wenhan glanced at Xiao Qi, looking timid and weak.
"Ahem!" Xiao Qi coughed hastily, waved his hands and said, "Well, this is the end of today's morning meeting, um, everyone have a good rest, well, I have to go out first!"
Saying that, Xiao Qi wanted to open the door and sneak away.
At this time, Sister Xin suddenly grabbed his sleeve, frowned, and snorted coldly: "Tell me, what's going on?"
"Hey! Sister Xin, the seventh brother is also in his twenties, this, we brothers can understand, right?" Wang Cheng winked at the other brothers quickly.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Fang Ming echoed with a smile.
"What a big-headed ghost to your grandma!" Xiao Qi cursed angrily in his heart, this group of boys really added to the chaos.Immediately, Xiaoqi smiled obsequiously towards Sister Xin, and explained: "I just bought this for fun when I was bored?"
"Oh? Playing? Show me what you're playing!" Sister Xin Liu Mei frowned lightly, but it was an indescribable scene.
"Oh! Then I'll show you how to play, really, don't believe me, this condom is so fun!" Xiaoqi smiled, and took the box of condoms from Sister Xin's hand as she spoke. He kept reading: "Blow a ball, blow a big balloon, blow a balloon and buy a ball..."
After a while, a huge balloon appeared in Xiaoqi's hands, and he smiled triumphantly, "Look, I said this thing is fun, right? What a great balloon, um, it's also hard and not easy to break , and there is a hint of apple aroma, tsk tsk, if this hangs in the room, wouldn't our company become an orchard?"
"Well, yes, but..." Wang Cheng pointed to the balloon in his hand, his face gradually sank, "Why is there something extra on this balloon? It's very interesting, and our company will not hang it up then. Full of women's breasts!"
"Pong Ding Dang!" The door of the conference room was slammed shut.
Xiao Qi looked at the door, then immediately turned around and kicked Wang Cheng, "You boy, do you want to order anything else besides making trouble?"
"Pang Ding Dang!" There was another heavy slamming sound of the door, and this guy was caught up in the door.
However, at this moment, Wang Cheng still had a gloomy expression on his face, and muttered: "What do I care about? He can only blame himself. Up to now, he hasn't dealt with Sister Xin. He fantasizes about using a box of condoms all day long. Fart, if it were me, I would go to the red light district and find a lady."
(End of this chapter)
Three bedrooms and one living room, this is where Xiao Qi lives now. In this era, such a small house is rare.The decoration in the room is very simple, there are no sofas or coffee tables in the hall, only five beds are neatly arranged in a row, and five computers are arranged in the corner on the other side.Could this be the legendary black Internet cafe?If you want to think so, you are very wrong.
There are three rooms, and there is a prominent sign hanging on the door of one room: conference room.
Pushing open the door of the conference room, Xiao Qi couldn't help coughing deeply twice.
"Stand up, stand up, the chairman is here!" Wang Cheng glared at the other four.
"Woke up!"
Xiao Qi nodded slightly towards the beautiful woman who greeted him, closed the door casually, stood in front of the five-person team, glanced at them, and said: "Now we have a morning meeting, sister Xin, please say a few words first!"
Xiao Qi took a step back and gave way to the beautiful woman. When the sister Xin in Xiao Qi's mouth brushed past him, he couldn't help taking a deep breath, and suddenly smiled: "Sister Xin, what are you doing today? Did you not wear perfume?"
"Haha! Sister Xin is going to take a day off today, right? Don't be like this. You are the cash cow of our company. If you fall down, what will we do?" Wang Cheng laughed unscrupulously.
"Wang Cheng, if you are not serious during the morning meeting, you will be fined [-] wages!" Sister Xin ticked off her notebook lightly.
"Haha!" The other four pursed their lips and laughed secretly.
"Don't, sister Xin, you can't do this with your finances!" Wang Cheng became anxious when he heard that he would be fined. You must know that his daily salary is only more than 100 yuan. If he just interjected like this, he would be fined , then he died unjustly.
"As the chief of the section, if you don't set an example, you are being kind enough to not punish you too much!" Sister Xin gave him a sideways glance, "The meeting will start early!"
"Papa..." A series of rhythmic high-fives.
"Okay!" Sister Xin waved her hand slightly, "Our Thief Company has been established for almost half a year, and everyone's performance has been pretty good recently, and the monthly task indicators have been successfully completed. But..."
Sister Xin's voice dragged on for a long time.
The people standing in Wang Cheng's row couldn't help but wonder, who should be punished?
Sister Xin frowned, and said lightly: "But some people still can't memorize the rules and regulations listed by the company until now. Don't say I'm unreasonable, I'll give you another ten days, if it's still the same, Then don't blame me..."
"Hey, sister Xin, you are talking about Wang Cheng, it has nothing to do with us!" Fang Ming pushed his glasses that had slipped to the tip of his nose.
"Fuck your grandma, don't tell me you won't be able to recite it?" Wang Cheng poked him.
"Article [-] of the company regulations, do not steal from women and children; Article [-], do not grind victims while stealing; Article [-], do not steal property from honest officials and poor people; Article [-], Steal Steal ill-gotten gains; fifth, take it from the people and use it for the people; sixth, we are thieves, but we are not pests..." Fang Ming opened his mouth and came, unequivocally.
"Damn!" Wang Cheng opened his mouth wide, "Come on, don't memorize his mother, there are more than 50 in total, and when you finish memorizing, it will be dark."
"Ahem." Xiaoqi covered her mouth and coughed twice, narrowed her eyes, and gave Wang Cheng a look, "Wang Cheng, I put you in the position of section chief because of your good performance. If that's the case, don't be the chief of the section, give way to Fang Ming!"
"Don't, Brother Gong!" Before Wang Cheng could speak, Fang Ming became anxious, "Wang Cheng is the best among us, and he ransacked the house of the boss of Shengda Company a few days ago." Fan, this kind of ability is not something we dare to compare!"
"En." Xiao Qi nodded, Wang Cheng was indeed the most agile and the smartest among the five people he brought out, and most of the targets he chose to attack were famous and rich.
"Okay, let's not talk about this for now, let's report yesterday's results next! Section Chief Wang Cheng, you come first!" Sister Xin picked up the small notebook in her hand again, and prepared to record the five of them's achievements yesterday.
Wang Cheng's most proud time is the time to report his achievements every day. In this thief company, except for the chairman Xiao Qi, he is the best in performance.
"I stayed on the Internet all day yesterday, and the results I got were not bad. Yesterday afternoon, I hacked the headquarters system of Fuji Xun Company for 1 minute. Hehe, I swiped nearly 8000 QBs. In the evening, I resold these QBs in batches. I gave it to other users, because the boss said to take it from the people and use it to the people, so I sold it at a price of [-] (percentage sign). Well, financial director, this is [-] yuan, and I will give it to you !” Wang Cheng complacently took out a wad of money from his pocket.
Xiao Qi squinted his eyes with a smile on his face. When he first gave them a lecture, he told them in the first sentence that in this era of advanced technology, stealing is no longer simply a matter of relying on hands. What is a hacker?To hack someone else's network?To paralyze the entire system?Those are idiots.
Xiao Qi did not set up this thief company simply to bring in all the thieves. Their thief company is different from other thieves. They have strict rules and regulations, as well as the same welfare system as other state-owned enterprises and foreign companies.Of course, the biggest difference is that the objects they steal are different from other thieves. The objects they choose are all rich people who take money instead of money.
Thief Company is just what they usually call it casually. In fact, Xiaoqi has registered it, named "Xiaoqi Technology Co., Ltd."
With Wang Cheng's method, eight thousand a day is not too much, but where did the money go?This is also supported by the other brothers. In addition to some daily expenses, Sister Xin also has everyone's daily salary. Half of the remaining money is deposited in the bank, and the other half is donated to the Hope Project.This is exactly the principle of taking it from the people and using it to the people.The purpose of establishing the company is precisely because of this. Donating in the name of the company is not a good deed done by Xiao Qi alone, but a common deed of the seven of them.
To put it simply, the seven of them are the grand thieves of the 21st century.
"En, you!" Sister Xin casually stuffed the 8000 yuan into her notebook, and then pointed at Fang Ming.
"Sister Xin, I didn't get any valuables yesterday. Well, this is the only thing. Damn, I'm upset when I talk about it. The anti-theft system of Wangyi's boss's home is too good. Infrared rays are everywhere. I was almost caught by them!" Fang Ming was extremely depressed, and pulled out something from behind with a frustrated face.
"I don't know if this gold-plated monkey head is worth money. If it's not, I'll just put it in Sister Xin's room as a decoration!" Fang Ming said depressedly.
"Leave your grandma alone!" Xiao Qi kicked Fang Ming away, and rubbed the monkey's head with both hands like his own son.
"Seventh brother, it can't be your relative?" Wang Cheng teased.
"Get out!" Xiao Qi raised his head and gave him a sideways glance, "You know what the hell, what is this? Damn, I told you a long time ago, watch more news broadcasts, but you just don't listen, this is a few days ago That fart boss of Ririwangyi bought it from a foreign country with a lot of money, do you know what it is?"
Wang Cheng and the others didn't even have a chance to shake their heads, Xiao Qi said repeatedly: "You know what a fart!"
"Damn!" Wang Cheng and the others raised their middle fingers in their hearts.
"Damn it, Fang Ming, you can do it, you actually got all the national treasures out, but..." Xiao Qi's expression sank instantly, "This is a national thing, we can't touch it, grandma's, it's easy to get it out, and it's easy to get it out. It's hard to go back! I really don't know what your kid was thinking at the time, how could you move such a big thing out?"
"Send it to the museum!" Sister Xin said calmly.
"Well, you still have a good brain!" Xiaoqi stood up slowly, and then gave Fang Ming a sideways glance, "Boy, this task is entrusted to you, I warn you, don't let the police uncle catch it, this is a serious crime !"
"Then I..." Fang Ming's face was like a piece of old tofu at this time, "Do I still have salary today?"
"Two hundred!" Before Xiao Qi could say anything, Sister Xin ticked off her notebook.
"Okay, this matter is on me, Fang Ming!" Fang Ming patted his chest fiercely.
"Hua Wenhan, what about you?" Sister Xin asked in the order of their positions. Now it's the turn of the youngest Hua Wenhan. Hua Wenhan is only 16 years old this year. Except for Sister Xin, everyone jokingly calls him Little Xiami .
"I, I..." Hua Wenhan didn't dare to look at Sister Xin, "Yesterday, yesterday, I got a box of condoms!"
"Haha!" Wang Cheng and the others burst out laughing.
Fang Ming, who was standing beside him, patted his shoulder directly, and said with a smile, "Okay, boy, tell brother, where did you get this?"
"Brother Qi's bedside!" Hua Wenhan glanced at Xiao Qi, looking timid and weak.
"Ahem!" Xiao Qi coughed hastily, waved his hands and said, "Well, this is the end of today's morning meeting, um, everyone have a good rest, well, I have to go out first!"
Saying that, Xiao Qi wanted to open the door and sneak away.
At this time, Sister Xin suddenly grabbed his sleeve, frowned, and snorted coldly: "Tell me, what's going on?"
"Hey! Sister Xin, the seventh brother is also in his twenties, this, we brothers can understand, right?" Wang Cheng winked at the other brothers quickly.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Fang Ming echoed with a smile.
"What a big-headed ghost to your grandma!" Xiao Qi cursed angrily in his heart, this group of boys really added to the chaos.Immediately, Xiaoqi smiled obsequiously towards Sister Xin, and explained: "I just bought this for fun when I was bored?"
"Oh? Playing? Show me what you're playing!" Sister Xin Liu Mei frowned lightly, but it was an indescribable scene.
"Oh! Then I'll show you how to play, really, don't believe me, this condom is so fun!" Xiaoqi smiled, and took the box of condoms from Sister Xin's hand as she spoke. He kept reading: "Blow a ball, blow a big balloon, blow a balloon and buy a ball..."
After a while, a huge balloon appeared in Xiaoqi's hands, and he smiled triumphantly, "Look, I said this thing is fun, right? What a great balloon, um, it's also hard and not easy to break , and there is a hint of apple aroma, tsk tsk, if this hangs in the room, wouldn't our company become an orchard?"
"Well, yes, but..." Wang Cheng pointed to the balloon in his hand, his face gradually sank, "Why is there something extra on this balloon? It's very interesting, and our company will not hang it up then. Full of women's breasts!"
"Pong Ding Dang!" The door of the conference room was slammed shut.
Xiao Qi looked at the door, then immediately turned around and kicked Wang Cheng, "You boy, do you want to order anything else besides making trouble?"
"Pang Ding Dang!" There was another heavy slamming sound of the door, and this guy was caught up in the door.
However, at this moment, Wang Cheng still had a gloomy expression on his face, and muttered: "What do I care about? He can only blame himself. Up to now, he hasn't dealt with Sister Xin. He fantasizes about using a box of condoms all day long. Fart, if it were me, I would go to the red light district and find a lady."
(End of this chapter)
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