My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 221 Part 233 What did you do wrong to force you to eat shit?

I really believed in Jiuqianli's evil. As soon as Feng Chengcheng came out of the yard and saw the stupid ostrich squatting outside the chicken coop, staring at the hen laying eggs with big eyes, he couldn't help kicking it. On the big round buttocks, the ostrich was startled by the kick, and stood up quickly, losing two or three hairs.

"Early in the morning, you are not ashamed to watch someone give birth to a baby!" Feng Chengcheng hated that iron can't be made into steel, let's just forget that the army he leads is useless, and his mount is also a stupid bird. What a crime.

The stupid ostrich didn't care about Feng Chengcheng's angry emotions at all, that kick was just an intimate interaction with Feng Chengcheng, and it flapped its wings and circled around Feng Chengcheng, successfully kicking up a pile of dust...

Feng Chengcheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he went to pull it, at least it stopped the stupid ostrich, "Squat down, I've raised you for so long, let me ride it..."

The stupid ostrich stared wide-eyed, not knowing why.

"Squat!"

The stupid ostrich tilted its head, not knowing why.

"I said...forget it!" Feng Chengcheng patted his face with one hand, and then demonstrated the stupid ostrich squatting, bending his legs and squatting down, "See, squat down like me!"

The stupid ostrich finally understood, and knelt down just like Feng Chengcheng.

Only then did Feng Chengcheng smile, standing up he wanted to straddle the ostrich.

Unexpectedly, the ostrich imitated her and stood up again before its legs were ten centimeters off the ground.

"Damn!" Feng Chengcheng was stunned, so he had to squat down again.

So the ostrich also squatted down...

Feng Chengcheng got up, the ostrich got up...

Feng Chengcheng squats, ostrich squats...

After doing this three times, Jiuqianli standing behind finally couldn't hold back anymore, and began to dub Feng Chengcheng and the ostrich, "Feng Chengcheng squatted, Feng Chengcheng squatted, Feng Chengcheng finished squatting and the ostrich squatted...Feng Chengcheng got up, Feng Chengcheng got up, Feng Chengcheng finished the ostrich and got up... "

Everyone was holding back their laughter in the back, trying not to let Feng Chengcheng notice, otherwise the anger at the ostriches might be vented on them...

"Jiuqianli!" Feng Chengcheng was about to faint from anger, so he could only turn around and act coquettishly at Jiuqianli, "This ostrich is bullying me..."

Jiuqian Lile, "What's the point of competing with a fool..."

As soon as he said that, he stretched out his hand, picked up Feng Chengcheng, raised it high, and sat directly on the back of the stupid ostrich.

Then he waved his hand again, and something like a saddle was fixed on the front body of the ostrich. A rein was tied from the ostrich's legs and neck, and the other end was stuffed into Feng Chengcheng's hand by Jiuqianli, and he bent down again. He picked up a branch and handed it to Feng Chengcheng, "If it doesn't obey, you whip it."

Feng Chengcheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and scolded Jiuqianli, "You already knew how to send me up there, and you didn't help me until you read my jokes."

"I'm waiting for the hero to save the beauty." Jiu Qianli blinked, Feng Chengcheng only felt that he had been electrocuted, and he felt a little motion sick while riding a motionless silly ostrich...

It's too scary, Master Nine really has a way of flirting...

Everyone started booing again, Feng Chengcheng blushed and slapped the ostrich's butt, and shouted, "Let's go!"

The ostrich received the encouraging order, and as soon as it raised its legs, it would be very obedient, and immediately galloped——

"Wow, get out of the way!" Miser lightened his body and floated into the air...

"Xiao Ji, get out of the way!" Wu Lin grabbed Ye Xiaoji and staggered to pull her over.

"Wife, come here!" Hao Wutong quickly took Chun Hongxing into his arms.

"Oops—" the little mermaid yelled, and quickly hid behind the door.

I saw a big black and gray thing whizzing by like a bolt of lightning, flying into the house—then there was the sound of crackling things falling to the ground, cups and bowls being smashed, and then Feng Chengcheng roared angrily: "Stupid thing, give me something!" You ran in the wrong direction!! Who stepped on the horse and let you into the house--God--"

At the end of the day, Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong screamed a few times, and finally the room became quiet...

Several people showed expressions of mourning, apprehension, and could not bear to look directly at them, and then they looked into the room—as expected, the room was already in a mess, and in the mess, there were three sprawling bodies, namely Ma Yueban and Niu Bang Bang and the stupid ostrich with two legs up...

As for Feng Chengcheng, he was holding up the two long legs of the stupid ostrich and kicking its ass fiercely, "Fortunately, labor and capital can fly..."

"..." Everyone was silent.

After a farce, Feng Chengcheng's first mount trial ended in failure...

Fortunately, after being beaten up, the stupid ostrich calmed down, and was ridden all the way to the destination by Feng Chengcheng, who was not willing to give up until the Yellow River. Things! Find your way back by yourself, it’s best not to go back, it’s best if you get lost!”

The stupid ostrich blinked his eyes wide, as if he really understood Feng Chengcheng's words, spread his long legs and ran away.

"Chengcheng..." The little mermaid looked at the ostrich who was very happy after being beaten, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Why do I think your ostrich is not stupid at all, if it is pretending to be stupid, I think it is playing tricks on you It's fun to play..."

Under Feng Chengcheng's murderous eyes, he didn't say anything further, quickly shut his mouth, handed the medicine from Melosa to Feng Chengcheng again, and changed the subject, "The witch Melosa told me that this medicine is very powerful. She collected a particularly powerful fish and refined it. None of the fish in the town that wanted to lose weight was useless to eat, and this was an upgraded version that she made all night last night, guaranteeing immediate results in weight loss! "

"That would be great..." Feng Chengcheng returned to the topic, squeezed the medicine bottle tightly, and then pondered, "This time I will use Xiaoqing as a test sample, if this thing really works, then I will promote it Mass production, when the time comes to sell it on the market, those who want to lose weight will have to go crazy!"

Feng Chengcheng, who was thinking about how to make money, hadn't figured out the price yet, Jiuqianli had already activated the magic circle, and the few of them spun around and entered the realm of chaos again.

Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong, who came to the realm of chaos for the first time, were very vigilant, looking left and right, for fear that some big devil would suddenly rush out and strangle them, but the others were not so nervous, after all, they had been here once Yes, this time I found the hole that Feng Chengcheng made before, and several people fell into the water one after another.

Bai Suzhen kept watch all night, and when he saw several people coming, not only did his eyes change, it was a bit complicated.

"Why did you bring so many people here?" Bai Suzhen asked, frowning.

He really didn't want to be favored by so many people. He has never had many friends who have always been aloof. There will be so many people willing to come and help. The strange mood swings made him feel very uncomfortable, and there was a kind of strange emotion rolling in his heart. was suppressed by him.

"We brought the medicine, but we're afraid it won't work, so we'll pull Xiaoqing together or break up the place..." Feng Chengcheng looked at the group of people behind him, "Although everyone's abilities are limited, they each have their own strengths. Everyone has their own abilities, at least they can help a little.”

Bai Su really didn't know what to say, so he nodded silently.After they left yesterday, he really tried to smash it with his spiritual power, but when he smashed it back and forth, it was nothing more than mud splashing, and the stones really didn't change at all. He knew that there might be something vaguely wrong here. For his own enchantment, he had to sit here all night.

The two were talking, and suddenly a discordant voice came out of the hole...

"Gulu—Gulu—" Xiaoqing's snoring sounded like thunder.

"Really good, you can fall asleep if you get stuck like this..." The Little Mermaid couldn't help admiring.

"...The mentality is so good..." Ye Xiaoji was also convinced.

"A strange woman..." The miser also expressed his admiration...

"Open this medicine, wake Xiaoqing up and let her take it..." Jiu Qianli recalled someone's thick thighs and loud farts in the mirror last night... couldn't help urging Feng Chengcheng.

Feng Chengcheng also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and immediately opened the medicine bottle to take out a medicine, but unexpectedly, when he opened it, a bad smell spread immediately.

Everyone, even spirit bodies, couldn't stand the stench. Feng Chengcheng hurriedly covered his nose with one hand, and held the medicine bottle away with the other.

This push came in front of Bai Suzhen, and Bai Suzhen also covered his nose and stepped back several meters.

"What's this made of?!" Jiu Qianli asked while pinching his nose.

"I heard from Witch Melosa that it's made of herring. I heard that humans still use herring to make cans..." The Little Mermaid has never opened it before, so she will smell this smell, and she retched a few times before getting better .

"If you don't tell me, I'll think it's made of shit..." Miser floated above, with the urge to dissolve his soul and body.

"This is amazing..." Feng Chengcheng praised, "If Xiaoqing doesn't vomit after eating this, then she's a warrior..."

"..." Everyone looked at each other and mourned for Xiaoqing for 3 minutes...

"Wow, what smells so stinky!" Sure enough, Xiao Qing, who was still snoring like thunder just now, was awakened by the stench.

"It's what you're going to eat right now—" Feng Chengcheng shouted into it.

I could only hear Xiaoqing howling in despair from below: "Chengcheng, what did I do wrong, you want to force me to eat shit?!"

Jiuqianli was thinking darkly, because you gave Feng Chengcheng a huge fart in the illusion last night...

　The author has a premonition that herring will become the pain of Xiaoqing's life... (▽`)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)