My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 85 Part 87 Earthy Love Talk Contest (4)

Feng Chengcheng had just finished complaining in his heart, but the gentle girl wearing glasses on the judges' table had already begun to comment on something moving: "Sycamore and spring apricot are both trees, and photosynthesis is the special ability of plants. The poems are neat and neat, using your names and the special combination of plants, I am very satisfied, and give it 9 points!"

In order to pretend to be very educated, the two people next to them also pretended to understand and approve of the girl's appearance, and gave "8.5 points" and "9 points" respectively.

So the two got the highest score in history.

Feng Chengcheng, who was sitting under the stage, didn't know whether to be happy or to be speechless. He turned his head and asked Jiuqianli suspiciously, "Is there anything special about the content of the two of them? Why didn't I hear anything?"

"Why do you hear it, as long as the judges like it or not!" Jiu Qianli said straight away.

Feng Chengcheng suddenly realized that others didn't come here for money, and the judges below were obviously spending some money for entertainment, why are they so serious? ——The first prize must be hers.

Then came Xiao Yu, who stood on the stage obediently, unable to say a word.

The little mermaid shouted anxiously: "Come on! Come on! Speak up!"

Seeing that the Little Mermaid was sweating profusely, Xiao Yu stammered and opened his mouth. He only had the little mermaid in his eyes, staring at her affectionately, and the judges in the audience didn't get a glimpse of him from the corner of his eye.

"I……

I……

I only want to be your loyal slave..."

And then gone!

Feng Chengcheng was dumbfounded, looking at Xiaoyu's flushed and shy face, and then, amidst the booing and anxious eyes of the judges, he stepped off the stage with his face covered in small steps!

Feng Chengcheng dropped the empty drink bottle in his hand, "Xiao Yu, you idiot!"

The host also helped round the field in embarrassment, "Hehe... this contestant must be too nervous, he only wrote a poem..."

Unsurprisingly, the judges gave zero points, only the girl softened her heart and gave one point.

Ever since, the lowest score in history also appeared.

After hearing Xiao Yu's confession, the Little Mermaid blushed and stepped on the stage timidly, because her name was just behind Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu had already stepped down, Feng Chengcheng was dragged by Jiu Qianli so he didn't rush to beat Xiao Yu up.

This idiot told him to do a three-line poem ten times, but he didn't expect him to hold back a sentence when he came on stage!
Although it's a disgusting sentence, it's against the rules. It's a waste of an opportunity!
"Forget it, let's do Ugly Fish a face." Jiu Qianli comforted him.

Bai Suzhen was very interested, "Hey, this is the shark in the sea? Interesting, I used to live in the sea, but now I live in the lake, and I can still walk on two legs. I don't know how it tastes."

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a vicious and warning look from Xiao Yu.But Bai Suzhen pretended not to notice it at all, and said with disgust on his face: "But I'm already an adult, after eating it, God thinks I'm too cruel and should strike me with lightning, let's forget it."

Now Feng Chengcheng's goal has finally shifted, she gave Bai Suzhen a blank look, "Although I am not capable enough, I can't see how much you have, but I can see that your aura is pure, it should be because you often do good things and never do bad things You snake, why do you pretend to be a villain all day long, and still say such things to tease Xiao Yu?"

Bai Suzhen was slightly surprised, but didn't show it.

He was surprised that Feng Chengcheng could see the purity of his aura at a glance, it was really extraordinary.

Jiuqianli also raised his eyebrows. It seems that Feng Chengcheng's absorption of the aura of the purple gold bowl has a good effect. Now he can see through the purity of other people's aura. I don't know how long it will take before she will be able to see through him at a glance.

But don't let him be too secretive in her eyes, otherwise how can he continue to abduct his wife in the future.

The conversation between the few people did not continue. The appearance of The Little Mermaid made the boys below look straight. Those who were whistling, those who were taking pictures, and those who wanted to rush up to Weixin. On-site part-time security guards) were stopped, but while blocking the mindless boys, they muttered in their mouths, "What a pretty girl, if she hadn't married the honest Xiao Yu, she would have wanted my boy Go after it!"

The little mermaid had just heard Xiao Yu's confession, and her face was blushing at this moment, and she also looked at him affectionately like Xiao Yu, and read softly, tenderly, affectionately, and sincerely:
"Even if I were a fish,

I would too,

Give up an ocean because of you. "

The beautiful and melodious voice, the beautiful and shy girl, everyone was infected by this beautiful scene, no one spoke at the scene, everyone held their breath as if they wanted to retain the beauty of this moment.

At this moment, I don't know if it was that damned guy who ate too many soybeans and let out an extremely loud fart in the silence!
"Puff puff--"

And it's a three-turn serial fart whose tone changes from the second tone to the third tone and finally to the first tone!
"..." Everyone was silent.

Then they started laughing.

The little mermaid also laughed unexpectedly, covering her mouth and giggling, her shoulders shrugged.

The judges gave good grades of "9.5", "9" and "9.5" in such an upbeat atmosphere. The Little Mermaid bowed gracefully, and then bounced off the stage.

As soon as he got off the stage, he plunged into Xiaoyu's arms, and the unmarried young people who had been staring at the Little Mermaid heard the sound of heartbreak in an instant.

Feng Chengcheng babbled, and glanced at the two with a look of disdain, "Hey, the sour smell of damn love!"

Next came Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin. The two came up on the spur of the moment. Seeing that Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong got a good score, they also learned how to make a pair on stage.

When everyone saw that it was the bickering couple Grandma Ye and Uncle Wu who were well-known in the village even in the ten nearby villages, they were amazed that they could still see the two of them on stage showing their affection in harmony in their lifetimes!
Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin also cleared their throats and began to read poems.

First, Ye Xiaoji said: "Even if I raise chickens—"

"I would also like to raise a centipede to help you feed the chickens!" Wu Lin immediately took over to show his loyalty.

Before Ye Xiaoji could speak, she immediately shouted the next sentence: "Then you sell chickens and eggs to buy me shoes!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone burst into laughter, and booing was everywhere.

Ye Xiaoji blushed with anger, and asked Wu Lin: "Shouldn't the next sentence be about us and Meimei forever? You old man, how dare you change the words!"

"Old lady, isn't this more funny? Look how happy everyone is laughing!" Wu Lin didn't care at all, showing a happy smile to the people below.

"Happy, happy! You really haven't been on the house for three days, you old man!" Ye Xiaoji was trembling with anger. She knew that the old man had quarreled with her just now. It's so embarrassing to say some nice words to coax her, but now she's demolishing the stage in front of everyone!
Feng Chengcheng covered his face, and instilled ideas into Bai Suzhen who was next to him: "Old Bai, you have to show your magnificence, don't be like these two disgraceful guys."

"Don't worry." Bai Suzhen replied calmly, "The people I knew before had no hobbies but liked to recite poems and essays. I am good at this."

Feng Chengcheng nodded in satisfaction, then approached Bai Suzhen and asked quietly, "What is the relationship between Xu Xian and you, and what is the relationship between you and Xiaoqing? What is the relationship between Xiaoqing and Xu Xian? Is Xiaoqing male or female?"

Bai Suzhen glanced at her coldly, "Who is Xiaoqing?"

Just when Feng Chengcheng was about to ask Xiaoqing if she was your sister, a fight broke out on the stage.

Ye Xiaoji had already taken off her shoes, took the shoes in her left hand, and held an egg that came out of nowhere in her right hand, chasing Wu Lin who was holding up two radishes that came from nowhere, smashing and beating, Wu Lin naturally It was oil on the soles of their feet, and they ran off the stage in a flash. The two chased after each other, and disappeared after a while.

The people in the audience were stunned, and then burst out laughing. After all, the daily interaction between the two old couples is well understood.

The judges in the audience didn't know the usual behavior of these two people. They thought they were here to cause trouble, and gave "0 points" one after another. The mustache from the preserved egg factory even gave minus one point as a warning player.

Feng Chengcheng covered her face, immersed in the embarrassing atmosphere, she shouldn't have let Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin go on stage to make a fuss, and she got a negative score! !

The host also hurried out to smooth things over: "The next contestant—Master Bai..."

After the host finished reading the name, he stepped back and muttered inexplicably: "Master Bai? How can you choose such a name to take advantage of others."

Bai Suzhen stood up and walked leisurely to the stage.

Everyone's eyes were focused on Bai Suzhen, and they saw him stepping onto the stage slowly with a cold but captivating temperament.

Bai Suzhen stood still. Because he was too tall and the microphone was too short, he had no choice but to bow his body and put his sexy red lips in front of the microphone, but his eyes looked down seductively. Those eyes had no focal length, as if they were looking at the microphone. Looking at the crowd, as if he didn't look at the crowd, a strand of hair fell down from his forehead, making him look even more monstrous.

The audience below were all stunned. No matter men, women, young or old, even the local dogs who joined in the fun all opened their mouths and kept laughing.

Only Feng Chengcheng Jiuqianli and others are the calmest. Feng Chengcheng has seen enough of Jiuqianli's exquisite face. Although Bai Suzhen's face is indeed prettier than a woman's, it is indistinguishable from Jiuqianli. Feng Chengcheng is very immune class.

Besides, she has seen the beautiful man taking a bath, what's so good about the beautiful man standing there fully clothed?

Bai Suzhen showed disdain in his eyes, looked at the people below as if looking at ants, hooked the corners of his lips, and uttered a deep and sexy voice:

"You know I never,
Didn't take you seriously—"

Everyone held their breath, feeling an inexplicable deterrent force, Feng Chengcheng and Jiu Qianli also looked up in bewilderment.

Feng Chengcheng only felt that it was not good. Could it be that the trump card Bai Suzhen wanted to destroy her hopes?

But Bai Suzhen's eyes changed in an instant, as if he saw the person he missed so much through the crowd, through thousands of mountains and rivers.

He sighed softly, his tone already very gentle, with deep thoughts, "Because I have always put you in my heart..."

"..." Feng Chengcheng finally let go of his hanging heart.

This eye-catching scene made everyone obsessed for a while, and it took several minutes to slow down, and the women below screamed.

Bai Suzhen saw that the task was completed, so he stepped down without looking back.

Fortunately, the three judges didn't care at all. Mustache even stood up and yelled more crazily than before: "Ah—Master Bai, I love you!!!"

Bai Suzhen, who was stepping off the stage, staggered and almost fell halfway. Fortunately, he had a quick reaction and stood firmly before walking down.

The owner of the chicken farm and the representative of the noodle factory moved their chairs away from Mustache, feeling a little disgusted with him.

Immediately, three "10 points" were given, and Bai Suzhen got full marks!
Jiu Qianli hugged his chest, looking interested, "I didn't expect this perverted earthy love talk to be so good!"

He was the one who took the stage after him. Jiuqianli stood on the stage, scratching his ears, without any words in his head.

He thought about a lot of sentences underneath, and even memorized Tang poetry and Song Ci, but now that he was on stage, he still had no clue.

Feng Chengcheng was also sweating profusely at the bottom. The only one who satisfied her was Bai Suzhen. This was not enough for her to form a team to reach the final, let alone not even know the content of the final!
Feng Chengcheng quickly winked at Jiu Qianli, hoping that he would speak quickly.

The audience and the judges were not in such a hurry. They were discussing about Jiuqianli. Some people were wondering why the contestants one after another were so eye-catching, and where did they invite the stars? Some people were discussing why this contestant was named Jiuqian My lord, the Lord Bai just now won't be a couple, let's form a group to show our affection!

It is estimated that Jiuqianli was so angry that he scratched their mouths!
Jiuqianli received Feng Chengcheng's wink, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, looked at Feng Chengcheng and began to say:

"I'd rather just be your pet,

day and night,

Just to protect and accompany you. "

With a serious expression and a gentle and affectionate tone, coupled with the sweet (evil) to (heart) (heart) (human) content, everyone just felt that the breeze was blowing, the peach blossoms were in full bloom, and spring was back!
As for Feng Chengcheng, who was looking at Jiu Qianli, her heart seemed to miss a beat. She blushed suddenly, feeling her face was hot, and hurriedly looked away.

What she said was originally her pet!
I don't know if it's because of his handsome appearance and star-like eyes. The judges also gave a perfect score of 10 this time. Jiuqianli quickly cast a smug look at Bai Suzhen who was sitting below. He stared curiously at the Sprite in Feng Chengcheng's hand, but didn't see his complacent affection at all.

Feng Chengcheng saw Bai Suzhen's curious appearance, and handed him the Sprite in his hand: "Try?"

She really wanted to see what the snake demon looked like drinking Sprite.

Bai Suzhen raised his eyebrows, but Xuebi looked at her twice, followed Feng Chengcheng's example, and took a sip. Who knew that he drank too quickly, as soon as he drank it, it became hot in his throat, choking him to tears. It wasn't over yet, as soon as he drank it, he felt a surge of breath, and then he hiccupped gorgeously, just spraying it all on Feng Chengcheng's face who was secretly smiling.

"..." Feng Chengcheng's smile immediately froze on his face, and he turned his head away with a look of disgust.

Bai Suzhen's face turned red with embarrassment, and he turned his head away.

Seeing this scene made Jiuqianli furious, Bai Suzhen dared to drink the Sprite that Feng Chengcheng drank, were they kissing indirectly? !

Feeling jealous, he sat down beside Feng Chengcheng.

Feng Chengcheng heard the host call her to go on stage, so he hurried to go on stage. Jiu Qianli just sat down on her seat, separating her from Bai Suzhen.

When Bai Su was really thinking about whether to have another sip of Sprite, Jiu Qianli grabbed the bottle in his hand, threw the bottle far away with a flick of his hand, and disappeared from everyone's sight in a few seconds. Flew to the mountains.

Everyone was amazed by Jiu Qianli's strength, they all took two steps back and stayed away from the two beauties. Although the beauties were good, they didn't want to be thrown out.

Bai Suzhen raised the corner of his mouth, although he didn't understand why Jiuqianli did this, but he received his strong provocation, and he also asked coldly: "Why, want to fight again?"

Jiuqianli pursed his lips and remained silent, staring straight at Feng Chengcheng on the stage, "Shut up, Chengcheng is going to confess his love to me."

"..." Bai Suzhen looked at Jiuqianli who was narcissistic but had a bad face, and simply didn't care about him.

As soon as Feng Chengcheng came to the stage, she became slightly nervous, but she quickly calmed down and shouted heroically without stopping:
"You are the rooster and I am the hen,
You are preserved egg and I am tofu,

You are noodles and I am soup! "

"..." Everyone was silent.

The judges nodded one after another, as if they were very satisfied with Feng Chengcheng's verse, which was obviously flattering the judges.

But in order to show the fairness and openness of the competition, several people only gave 6 points as a passing score, and Feng Chengcheng walked off the stage with his lips pouted.

Jiuqianli laughed happily, Feng Chengcheng looked at his smug face, and didn't care that his seat was taken at all, he put his waist down and said unconvinced: "This is not a talent competition at all, it's a competition to watch In the face-to-face competition, how can you score 10 points with just a few words?!"

Jiuqianli shrugged, "Bai Suzhen relies on talent, but I do rely on appearance. To be honest, I am indeed the most attractive one."

"Bah——" Feng Chengcheng sat down angrily, "Since you all have full marks, then you must give me the first and second, otherwise, I will open the protective layer every day, and let those people stare at you." The aunts, aunts and even the old women are all let in to circle around you!"

Jiuqianli and Bai Suzhen looked back at the women wearing halazi and all kinds of winking eyes, as well as a few men mixed in, staring at them like hungry wolves, and couldn't help feeling a layer of pain on their bodies. Goosebumps.

If these flies are really put in, they won't be able to hit them, and they will be struck by lightning, so they will be annoyed to death!
So the two nodded obediently, and Feng Chengcheng showed a satisfied look.

　I have been holding back for a few days for an update of nearly [-] words~ Let’s give Chengcheng an award in the next chapter, it’s really poor and embarrassing ∑(ω∪)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)