court ladies begging for joy

Chapter 1

Hormones decide love at first sight, dopamine decides forever, and adrenal glands decide whether to make a move.Pride decides who speaks first.In the end, longevity and reality determine who will leave first.

Hormones, dopamine, adrenal glands, and self-esteem, Comrade Wen Xiaowan has never experienced any of these things in her 25 years of life.

She didn't even have time to talk about a decent relationship, so she was greedy for cheap. In the second-hand market, the newly bought second-hand computer was sucked in front of a strange library.

In the empty streets and the shops lined up on the left and right, she seemed to appear out of nowhere, and landed on the steps of the book building in an instant.All the things are unfamiliar to her, only the bicycle parked at the entrance of the library looks familiar.

Wen Xiaowan pushed the glasses on her straight nose, she was not too scared or flustered, she has always been a person who goes with the situation.

As a child who was born without parents and was raised by an old man who believed in "heartless, long life", Wen Xiaowan's life has always been complicated and simple.

No matter how troublesome and maddening things are, when Wen Xiaowan comes to her, she can sort them out easily with her brain, and they will pass in a daze.

They come, the security.She didn't think much, and stepped in.

Unexpectedly, it looks like a pocket jewelry store from the outside, but the inside is so big. Rows of bookshelves fill the whole room, and the quaint and woody smell fills the whole air, just like the library of some aristocratic family. , hiding countless rare treasures.

If it weren't for the small plaque of the bookstore hanging in an inconspicuous place on the side of the door, Wen Xiaowan would have thought that the bookstore was just a gimmick.

It's been a long time since I saw so many paper books, Wen Xiaowan was a little dazed and didn't dare to step forward to read them.It was like those ancient books collected by her grandfather when she was a child. They were displayed one by one, but she was never allowed to touch them. When she saw the paper books, she subconsciously dared not move them.

Her grandfather said that it was all left by her ancestors. Well, her ancestors were quite brilliant, but they had already declined in her life.

Wen Xiaowan looked around and found that there was only a counter by the door, but there was no one in the counter, and there was only a pair of old-looking glasses on the table.Under the sunlight shining through the glass of the main entrance, the lens glows warmly, and reflects the swaying reflection of the tree outside the door.

After crossing the counter, Wen Xiaowan stepped in and found that there was a staircase leading to the second floor at the end of the bookshelf. The stairs were not high, and Wen Xiaowan reached the second floor within a few steps.

There is no difference between the second floor and the first floor, there are books everywhere, the only difference is that she finally sees humans.

First, I bumped into a panicked girl in professional attire, and then saw another girl in professional attire, bare legs, and cartoon flip-flops sitting on one side of the bookshelf, holding a grill in her left hand. Fried noodles, gnawed on the duck neck with his right hand, nestled there, with a yellowed old book on his thigh, read with relish, and spit out the bones in his mouth from time to time, rolling all over the floor.

Wen Xiaowan didn't care whether this person was elegant, civilized, or polite when reading.She only carefully avoided the duck bones all over the floor, and leaned towards the bookshelf—since others can take it, it is estimated that there is no problem for her to read it.

Behind the two girls in business attire, there is a woman in a special ancient costume.

As a senior housekeeper, Wen Xiaowan is not good at dealing with people face to face.When she passed by the girl who gnawed on the duck leg, the girl seemed to feel someone passing by and raised her head.

They glanced at each other and nodded to each other as a greeting.She greeted her in the same way as the girl in business attire before.

The girl dressed in ancient costume was fascinated by holding a certain book, Wen Xiaowan didn't bother her, and went around.

Everyone was reading, and Wen Xiaowan also followed the crowd to pick up a book.He took out the novel at the top of the shelf and read it.

This is a novel about the court.The dynasty was Jin'an.Wen Xiaowan had heard of the city of Jin'an, but there seemed to be no such dynasty in history.It is estimated to be another fiction.As a bookworm who is familiar with all online novels, those who are superficial are all floating clouds.

Wen Xiaowan reads very quickly, but not carefully.When she saw that this novel was about the affairs of the palace, she had basically guessed what the plot was going to be.

So-and-so satellite TV, and so-and-so satellite TV, and so-and-so satellite TV, from [-] o'clock in the morning to [-] o'clock in the evening, have been rolling continuously for almost a year, and the TV series that is still on the air is court drama.

The heroine of this book, and the heroine of that famous court drama, experience roughly the same story.

This book also tells the story of how an ancient woman climbed from a very low-ranking concubine to queen, and finally ascended to the queen mother. It is thrilling and soul-stirring.

Wen Xiaowan twitched her lips and sneered. Every woman who enters the palace will always be betrayed by a maid who grew up with her and has a deep talent, and then she will be used by a close sister. Counterattack, nirvana in one fell swoop.

Wen Xiaowan was bored reading it, she wanted to put this book back on the shelf and change another one, but she never thought that this book would stick to her hand like a 502 brand of stickers applied by someone as a prank It's on, and I can't shake it off.

Wen Xiaowan suddenly felt that she had touched the shit of a grass-mud horse, she was just playing with your sister.She was about to shake her hands as a sign of a stroke, but she still didn't shake off the book in her hand.

Just when Wen Xiaowan was about to ask the other three for help, the book in her hand shone with a golden light.

No one noticed that Wen Xiaowan, a slow-witted person, hadn't had time to shout 'help', her whole body completely disappeared after the golden light flashed, together with her past and even the traces of her existence, it was like that The summer wind passed by without leaving a trace.

Life is like an electrocardiogram, if everything goes smoothly, it proves that you are dead.Wen Xiaowan in the previous life must have lived so smoothly, so even God couldn't see it, and personally used God's hand to bend her electrocardiogram into twists and turns.

So, when she opened her eyes again, she had become another person.It took her three full days to digest this fact, and she almost had stomach distension and bowel obstruction, and even wanted to hit the wall to die.

Damn it, it's not good to wear it on anyone, but it's on the villain's supporting role, the little palace lady, in that damn shit book.

This court lady named Wan'er, in the court drama that Wen Xiaowan watched in her previous life, is Songzhi next to Concubine Hua, Huanbi next to Concubine Guan, Baojuan next to Concubine An, and Concubine Hui. The Caiyue......, and so on.

Well, don't put gold on your face, everyone has a positive image, no matter what, they are helping their master.The one I devoted myself to is a typical example. When following the heroine of this book and her master, Peiying, she has dissatisfaction, more precisely, it should be jealousy.

After Peiying had a miscarriage and lost her son, Peiying fell out of favor and was betrayed by her sister Fanghan, who entered the palace together, and was confined to Yongxiao Palace.Against this background, Peiying has no choice but to use her personal maid Wan'er to compete for favor, and with Wan'er's agile dancing posture, on a full moon night, attract the current emperor Long Yao of Jin'an, hoping to fight against the trend.

If Wen Xiaowan remembers correctly, it was at this time that this Wan'er court lady became dissatisfied with her master, had unreasonable thoughts, and wanted to take the opportunity to climb the dragon and become the phoenix, so as to perch on a high branch.

In the original book, Wan'er successfully threw herself into the arms of Emperor Jin'an and climbed onto Emperor Jin'an's dragon bed. Once she was favored, she became pregnant within two months. It looked good, but the result was miserable.

Because of her betrayal after being favored, the heroine in the book is also her original master. She was disheartened for a while, and then with the help of an idle prince, she cheered up and fought back successfully. ', changed Wan'er's child, and used the Tianxing Supervisor to frame Wan'er, so that Wan'er was finally ordered by the emperor to be burned to death.

Touching her sharp chin, Wen Xiaowan felt that this life drama was very stressful.It's good to be able to climb onto the dragon bed and be favored successfully.If she had transmigrated at this time, she would definitely use her ability to read the original book and predict the future to secure the emperor's heart, give birth to the prince, and not be replaced by others, and then live a low-key life and strive to become the queen mother.

The problem is she's not.She didn't come through after Wan'er climbed the dragon bed, she came before Wan'er was about to climb the dragon bed.

Why did she spend the first three days so leisurely, even her master Peiying didn't have to wait on her? Time, tell her to prepare the original owner Wan'er's best song "The Misty Goddess Dance".

Well, kill her.She hadn't danced in the twenty or so years she had lived.Also, she's a tone deaf.

Tonight is the night of the full moon, what will she use to dance, what will she use to seduce Emperor Jin'an, if she fails, she will be benevolent, don't end up on the dragon bed, and if she does not survive the death period in the original book, she will be destroyed in advance up.

The harem is dense, the so-called gate is as deep as the sea once entering the palace, with her status, she will not be able to leave the palace in this life.If you have a good life, you can finally become the old aunts beside the queen mother, such as Jinxi, Zhuxi, Fangruo... If you have a bad life, well, the flowers in the imperial garden are probably more blessed than her.

Even if she succeeds in climbing the dragon bed tonight, she will be united with this heroine from now on, and it is estimated that she will inevitably suffer from the suspicion of this heroine. Once she gives birth to a child, she will still be unable to escape death in the future——Based on her calculations, she A house girl who has been reborn a hundred times is no match for a woman who has cultivated into a demon in the palace.

One of the rules of dealing with housewives is to be tolerant or cruel.Forbearance is impossible, the matter of climbing the bed is imminent, she should be cruel to herself.

The emperor's dragon bed is not easy to climb, but the eunuch's bed next to the emperor is estimated to be less difficult to climb. At least this eunuch is a little different from Emperor Jin'an - he doesn't like to watch "The Dance of the Misty Goddess".

Don't underestimate eunuchs, unique creatures in the palace. Their existence is like various medicines in imperial hospitals, which are either poisonous or curative.

Look at the many famous eunuchs in history, especially the eunuchs around the emperor and empress dowager, which one is not powerful.To use a joke, how long can a woman in the palace, even the most favored concubine, stay with the emperor?How can it compare to the most favored eunuchs around the emperor, they blow the pillow wind, but it is better than the pillow wind.

Wen Wan swears to the 180G GV in her computer's hard drive that she will definitely be able to climb successfully, and her method of playing chrysanthemums must be a hundred times better than playing with water sleeves.

After thinking of this way out, Wen Wan's eyes, which had been gloomy for three days, finally saw sunshine.

(End of this chapter)