court ladies begging for joy

Chapter 16

Everything happened suddenly, so suddenly Wen Xiaowan was completely unprepared.Everything is changing in a blink of an eye, it is clearly a hundred birds facing the phoenix, but how can it turn into a sword, light and sword in a blink of an eye?

Originally, Wen Xiaowan's head was swollen from the sun, and she was drowsy and tired. Duke Zhou was about to wave to her. If there was no little Fuzi beside him, he pulled her sleeves a few times without any trace. She almost forgot what she was here for.

According to the order of concubines, originally her family's son could not rank Yu concubine, but was always ahead of Xian concubine Liu Fanghan, but who told her master to be the last concubine during the confinement period.

"Wait for Master Concubine Xian to come down, and you go up immediately, don't let someone with a heart take advantage of the loopholes, wasting the company's old man's arrangement."

Xiao Fuzi gestured backwards with his eyes, he didn't need to say who the caring person was - the humble and beautiful woman who bullied Jin Lan, was eager to try.

Wen Xiaowan suddenly sobered up a lot. After the concubine went down, before the eunuch Chuanhe spoke, once the eunuch spoke, it would be a jump—meaning the end of the concubine's position and the beginning of the next one.

When the class of beauties is passed on, the lower classes such as beauties, treasures, and servants will not be able to present gifts one by one, basically they will all be cooked together.

Wen Xiaowan coughed, adjusted her voice secretly, twisted her knees up, her legs moved and her skirts did not move, her walking posture was very courteous, coupled with her humble appearance with her head bowed slightly, she couldn't find any faults.

"The maidservant Wan'er in charge of the Yongxiao Palace, on behalf of the concubine, respects the Empress Dowager's thousand-year-old birthday gift, and wishes the Empress Dowager a thousand-year-old plum, crane and elegant charm, and a long life and eternal youth."

Wen Xiaowan and Huang Peiying came up with these eight characters after pondering for several nights.Avoid all taboos, but also unconventional.

There is quite a lot of talk about birthday words, like those who can live longer than Nanshan, be blessed like the East China Sea, and live a hundred years old. I have seen the empress dowager who has tried it, the woman among women, the person above the people, that kind of vulgar words, it is better not to fill her old man's ears-you will not make mistakes if you say it, but it is the same as if you didn't say it. waste.

If you want to make Empress Dowager Chitose look differently, you must have something special.

Sure enough, after these eight words were finished, the Empress Dowager, who had not raised her eyelids, finally moved as if giving alms, and pulled the corner of her mouth that had never smiled, "This word is really novel, it's the first time Aijia heard it, Xiao Tell me, girl, what do you mean?"

At this time, Wen Xiaowan was already kneeling on the ground, kowtowing to her three times, still holding the tray with both hands.

"Going back to the Empress Dowager for a thousand years, the plum blossoms are proud and the cranes are elegant, just like the Empress Dowager's demeanor, every year is like this, youth will last forever."

Why every time I say the word 'shou', I always think of 'shou' in my heart, and then I can't help but want to take a look at Nie Jinyan, you said that Nie Jinyan is obviously very aggressive...

"Hehe..." The empress dowager's dark face was finally amused by Wen Xiaowan.

Wen Xiaowan has a keen sense of hearing. After the Empress Dowager Bo laughed, she felt the tense atmosphere in the hall suddenly relaxed a lot. Even Emperor Longyao of Jin'an seemed to be relieved, so he looked at her a few more times for this reason.

Wen Xiaowan quickly lowered her head.

It's not that she is passionate, nor is she Bai Lianhua, Mary Su, or a second-year girl, but the predecessor of this body. According to the original plot, she did have an intimate relationship with Jin'an Emperor Longyao. Who knew that Longyao fell in love with him at that time? Where is this body, she must prevent this from happening.

"The Empress Dowager is a thousand years old, this is the Diamond Sutra specially embroidered by my young master, the concubine Jia, for the Empress Dowager's birthday,"

As Wen Xiaowan said, she was about to slowly show the highlight of the show she was going to do today in front of the Empress Dowager.

Unexpectedly, the Empress Dowager is not interested in the "Diamond Sutra" at all. She receives too many scriptures during the holidays, and the private treasury is full. If this continues, she can follow the example of the White Horse Temple and open a Buddhist scripture pavilion. .

Empress Dowager Bo waved her hand and said: "The Ai family knows her filial piety, accepted the scriptures, and told her to take good care of her health. She is still young, and her days will be bright."

As the winner of Gongdou, Empress Dowager Bo has seen what happened, and the sea water is immeasurable. The methods of Wen Xiaowan and Huang Peiying are not enough for her to see.

Wen Xiaowan and Huang Peiying had never thought of using this to impress the Empress Dowager's heart. According to Huang Peiying's thinking, she just used this birthday gift to attract the emperor's attention to her again.

Wen Xiaowan hurriedly borrowed the words of the Empress Dowager Bo, and said: "The Empress Dowager Qiansui taught the right thing. This servant has written it down. The servant thanked the Empress Dowager Qiansui for her kindness on behalf of the young master. When the young concubine embroidered the Diamond Sutra, she gradually realized Buddhism. Lightly realize that there is no form to practice, all forms are not form, uphold the merits and virtues, weep with joy, if the living think about the suffering of the dead, there will be great rewards."

Wen Xiaowan memorized this tongue-twisting Buddhist theory several times before she managed to memorize it. After finishing it in one breath, she felt a lot easier.

Next is not her line, Nie Jinyan took a step forward from behind Jin'an Emperor Longyao, bowed and said: "In the past, on the day of the Empress Dowager's thousand-year-old birthday, she would release animals to accumulate merit. It is really a great merit for the concubine to offer the omen of the "Diamond Sutra" and pardon and sacrifice to the dead under the nine springs."

Wen Xiaowan didn't know what the scriptures in the "Diamond Sutra" looked like, but Nie Jinyan asked her to choose this book and recommend it to his concubine Huang Peiying for some reason.

It was only after Huang Peiying embroidered the complete version of the "Diamond Sutra" that she realized that the "Diamond Sutra" refers to the indestructible wisdom of the diamond, which breaks away all troubles and attachments, and transcends life and death to achieve the destination of eternal happiness.

——Over the sea of ​​life and death, to the other side of Nirvana.Only when there is a beginning and an end can it be complete.Now it only raises life and does not sacrifice death, so it cannot be rounded up, let alone full.At this time, 'death' seems to be very important to merit.

The atmosphere that had been relaxed just now suddenly became tense again, and everyone in the room was shocked.

Wen Xiaowan's heartbeat speed also increased, if this is a gamble, this is the time to uncover the Gu cup.

The low-pressure atmosphere lasted for a full minute, and the big boss Jin'an Emperor Longyao said slowly, "I think Nie Aiqing's proposal is good, what does the empress think?"

Wen Xiaowan didn't know that before this, Emperor Longyao of Jin'an had always called Nie Jinyan Eunuch Nie, and this was the first time he was so amiable and called him 'Aiqing'. It can be seen that Long Yao was very pleased with this matter.

In everyone's heart, there is a thorn that can never be removed, and life experience has become something that Long Yao wants to express but cannot express.Therefore, as long as there is a chance, he would like to loosen the heavy stone in his heart.

The Empress Dowager's expression returned to the appearance before Wen Xiaowan presented her birthday gift. When Long Yao asked her, she raised her eyes, took a deep look at Nie Jinyan, and said, "Since it is a great merit, why not do it? The emperor will let someone do it."

The Empress Dowager's tone was already tired, and she was not so stupid as to feel chilled, one could tell that the Empress Dowager was not happy.

But in the palace, everyone is unhappy, not to mention the empress dowager, even Jin'an Emperor Longyao, who is the ninth five-year-old, is the most normal thing. As long as the anger is not clearly vented, everyone will usually choose Sexually play dumb.

Feeling Jin'an Emperor Long Yaochun's warm smile and burning eyes, Wen Xiaowan secretly sighed: Nie Jinyan's morality is really high, he doesn't need to be seduced by sex, and his little tricks must have been seen by Nie Jinyan a long time ago Thorough, strange, why Nie Jinyan seems to be very cooperative with him...

Wen Xiaowan hadn't finished thinking about this question in her mind, but in the main hall of Ci'an Palace, an earth-shaking change took place. A cold and lifeless sword pierced through the main hall of Ci'an Palace, and the atmosphere gradually sank. .

It's just that in the blink of an eye, Wen Xiaowan didn't even have time to get up from the ground. Inside the main hall of Ci'an Palace, there was already a mess of fighting and tossing and turning.

Wen Xiaowan immediately got up from the ground, she didn't intend to stand up, because the sky above her was too lively.

"Protect the frame, protect the Holy Majesty, protect the Empress Dowager, protect the Empress, protect the imperial concubine..."

All kinds of yelling came one after another, and Wen Xiaowan couldn't carry the scriptures anymore - because of the discussion of life and death, the empress dowager's nuns and maids receiving presents hadn't had time to put away the birthday gift that Wen Xiaowan held. That's what happened to assassins.

With the scriptures between her arms, she decisively got behind a tall gilt-carved chair with a backrest, and hid like a kitten. Then, holding the chair legs, she quietly observed the chaotic scene in the main hall.

There was only one assassin, surrounded by more than a dozen bodyguards and seven or eight dark-clothed guards, he was still able to deal with it, approaching the place where the Queen Mother and Long Yao took refuge, it was enough to see that the assassin's martial arts were extremely high up.

It's just that his attire for a while made Wen Xiaowan a little incapable of accepting it.

Well, this assassin with a three-foot-long soft sword is wearing a set of court lady's clothes, even his hair is tied into a palace lady's bun, his eyebrows are painted red, and the rouge is thicker than hers. It turned into... a ghost.Can't see the real face at all.

Tell me, based on visual inspection, this person is also about 1.7 meters three or four. How can he pretend to be a palace maid instead of a eunuch? It is undoubtedly a rare flower.

Just when Wen Xiaowan had nothing to do with herself and could complain about it, the person whom he complained about seemed to have a tacit understanding with her, and ran towards her holding that cold long sword.

The bloody sword pointed straight at Wen Xiaowan's white and soft neck that was quietly exposed outside. Wen Xiaowan was so frightened that she didn't even let out a scream, and even the feeling of fear was extremely low. Staring at the big white face, his heartbeat instinctively accelerated, but it was already very difficult to hide, the speed of the man's sword and the falling meteor were comparable.

The night Wen Xiaowan transmigrated into this book, she had a hundred guesses about how she would die, but she never thought that there would be such a kind of existence, it was so sad.

If the boat hits the bridge, it will naturally go straight. It’s okay to play tricks on a three-year-old child. Generally speaking, the boat will naturally sink when it hits the bridge.Wen Xiaowan had already seen death beckoning to her, and she hadn't even thought about what to say in her last words.

——The most important thing is that she hasn't used the rolling pin to pry open Nie Jinyan's chrysanthemum. This is really the biggest regret in this life.

If Nie Jinyan knew that when Wen Xiaowan was about to die, his only sigh was that he could not kill his chrysanthemum with his own hands, he would not have shaken out the dart in his sleeve, and tried his best to stop Wen Xiaowan when the bloody sword tip was only one centimeter away from Wen Xiaowan's neck. .

The killer didn't seem to have any accidents at all, there would be darts flying out, bumping the tip of his sword.Wen Xiaowan even saw a trace of complacency in his eyes, and the corners of her lips covered with thick red lip balm happily twitched.

When Wen Xiaowan realized this, Nie Jinyan had already swooped in from where he was standing, and fought with the assassin.

This is the first time Wen Xiaowan has seen Nie Jinyan show off his force value with all his strength. Although she has seen Nie Jinyan use light kung fu a few times before, it cannot be compared with this time.

Nie Jinyan and the assassin fought together, the two of them walked like swimming dragons, Nie Jinyan had no weapons in his hands, only two wide sleeves, and a breeze filled the room, confronting the assassin's long sword.

Wen Xiaowan herself does not know martial arts. In that life, due to the special nature of her profession, she had roughly learned some boxing.It's limited to women's self-defense and free-kicking techniques. It's okay to beat a few reckless men with fists and legs. For masters like flying high and low, it's like a kitten seeing a tiger, which is not worth mentioning.

Of course there are some advantages, at least Wen Xiaowan can see that Nie Jinyan's martial arts is superior to that of the hidden guard - he can deal with the assassin for several rounds by himself, but it seems impossible to defeat the assassin completely.

Wen Xiaowan had experienced that cold and murderous sword before, and Nie Jinyan fought with bare hands, no matter how heartless Wen Xiaowan was, she couldn't help but worry.

Wen Xiaowan was not in the mood to hide behind the tall gilt-carved chair with a backrest. She took the scriptures between her arms and ran forward a few steps. The three bodyguards and seven or eight hidden guards stood there stupidly, as if they were watching peerless masters join hands in a martial arts scene.

If it wasn't for being in the royal palace scene that was opened up in this otherworldly novel, she would have rounded her fists and called up one by one to remind them—this group of idiots, why don't they gather together at this time and win with more? Seeing Nie Jinyan being stabbed to death with a sword, will they go up one by one to die?
Nie Jinyan really didn't think about stealing the jobs of the hidden guards and bodyguards. Normally, as long as the assassin didn't touch the empress dowager and the emperor, he, the head of the imperial court, would not easily strike.

If it weren't for the assassin's sword point, which might have picked Wen Xiaowan's neck, he would never have made a move to meet him.After doing this, some things are not easy to hide.

However, he didn't regret it—it was the first time in all these years that someone dared to call him Mr. Sun in front of him and said that he was willing to accompany him for the rest of his life.Regardless of whether he was sincere or not, he didn't want to find only one corpse in the end.

Wen Xiaowan felt that Nie Jinyan was getting more and more strenuous, and she was also very anxious, but she couldn't yell openly, asking those guards and hidden guards to rush up, just to help Nie Jinyan.

At this time, in the sky above, Wen Xiaowan watched helplessly, the long sword covered with frost pierced Nie Jinyan's sleeve that bulged in the breeze.

Wen Xiaowan couldn't bear it anymore, she had an idea, and shouted out loudly, "Help me, catch the assassin, protect the empress dowager, protect the emperor..."

This sentence, just now those people obviously yelled well, how can they stop, this is too endless, this is very bad.

Wen Xiaowan pinched her neck and shouted, the voice was as harsh as a dry voice, she not only shouted, she also supported Nie Jinyan with practical actions.

Wen Xiaowan picked up the pears, apples and other fruits that had been knocked to the ground by someone when she panicked, and threw them at the male assassin in the court lady's attire without thinking.

——It makes you want to kill my old lady, and my old lady will kill you in seconds with Fruit Ninja.

(End of this chapter)