Great Qin Emperor

Chapter 350 Innovation Chapter Happy Events in Life ([-])

Zhou Chong was about to say that this was Chunyu Dian's donkey, but Chunyu Dian took a step forward and said something crazy: "Dian's family is Chunyu, and Chunyu only feeds donkeys."

It was amazing to speak such crazy words in front of Qin Shihuang. Chun Yuyue was so frightened that sweat dripped from his forehead, and he scolded: "Second brother, don't be rude."

Zhao Gao yelled, "Shut up! Come on, slap your mouth." A few tiger and cardinal guards were about to come up and slap Chunyu Dian in the mouth.

Qin Shihuang waved his hand to stop the tiger guards, and said with a chuckle: "I can tell at a glance that this donkey is definitely not Mr. Zhou's. Mr. Zhou has no such problems. There is no reason to accompany the donkey without a beautiful daughter-in-law."

Chunyu Jue blushed and said angrily, "Your Majesty, you are making fun of me."

Qin Shihuang smiled and said: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, I'll make it up to you. Chunyu Dian, who lives up to his name, is really crazy, dare to speak like that in front of me, isn't he afraid that I will punish you to death? "

Chunyu Dian said even crazier words: "The emperor governs the Dian family, and the Dian family governs the donkey!"

"Second brother, you are crazy." Chunyu Yue yelled, and pleaded guilty to Qin Shihuang, saying: "Your Majesty, please forgive Chunyu Dian for being rude. Please rest assured, Your Majesty, Chunyu Yue will definitely discipline him well."

These words are indeed too presumptuous, even Chunyu Jue was also worried about him, how could he know that Qin Shihuang said: "Discipline what? Discipline is like yours, it is polite and polite, and the edges and corners are gone. It's not interesting. Chunyu Dian, who The name I gave you is so arrogant?"

Chunyu Dian opened his mouth and came, saying: "The Yellow Emperor's name is Xuanyuan, the Yao Emperor's name is Tao Tang, the Shun Emperor's name is Yu Yu, and the Dian family's name is Chunyu."

It was so crazy, Zhao Gao was so frightened that his face turned pale, and cold sweat kept oozing from his forehead, Chunyu Yue was even worse, he couldn't stop wiping the cold sweat with his hands.

Chunyu Jue was also worried and said, "Second Uncle, don't talk nonsense." Only Zhou Chong remained calm and watched the changes.

To everyone's surprise, Qin Shi first pointed at Chunyu Dian, and then laughed heartily. After laughing, he said, "Well, you Chunyu Dian, how dare you compare yourself with Huangdi Yao and Shun? You don't pay attention to this Emperor Shihuang?"

Chunyu Yue hurriedly excused Chunyu Dian: "Your Majesty, the second brother didn't mean that, the second brother meant..." He knew how to speak in a hurry, and hurriedly winked at Zhou Chong, asking Zhou Chong to come to the rescue, but Zhou Chong didn't expect Watching the play with a smile, not worried at all, Chunyu was so angry that he really wanted to get rid of Zhou Chong as his son-in-law.

Chunyu Dian blurted out: "The emperor is the son of heaven, the Dian family is idiots, the emperor rules the world, and the Dian family only raises donkeys."

In fact, Qin Shihuang admired Chunyu Dian very much in his heart, but his face sank on purpose, and he shouted: "Well, you Chunyu Dian, how dare you scold me."

Chunyu Yue knelt down with a bang, kowtowed to Qin Shihuang and said, "Your Majesty, please spare your second brother, I don't want this doctor."

Qin Shihuang stared at Chunyuyue and said, "Chunyuyue, do you think that the officials of Daqin are shabby, you want it if you want it, and you don't want it if you want it?"

Chunyu was so anxious that he was a little incoherent, and said: "Your Majesty, I don't mean that, that's not what I mean."

"All right, all right, get up." Qin Shihuang was a little impatient, and said: "What kind of love are you looking for? You have to listen to what you have to say before you talk. Let me tell you, Chunyu Dian is a bit crazy, but Dian is very smart. I like him." He said to Zhou Chong: "Mr. Zhou, you are really blessed, not only to have a beautiful wife with you, but also such a smart person to talk with you to relieve your boredom, I will be miserable, tired, and bored. The joker can't be found."

Dongfang Shuo was humorous and witty, and in the eyes of those scholars, he was very unprincipled, but Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty admired him because he was tired of dealing with political affairs. He could listen to him tell jokes, have a good time, and relax. The emperor is also a human being, and he needs rest.Qin Shihuang's words were from the bottom of his heart, Zhou Chong said: "If the emperor admires the second uncle, he can also ask the second uncle to accompany him around, and the emperor can listen to the second uncle."

Before Qin Shihuang could speak, Chun Yuyue hurriedly said: "No, no, absolutely no. Your Majesty, the second brother is a madman, and he cannot serve the king. You are humiliating the sage."

Pointing to Chunyu Yue, Qin Shihuang said: "I have accepted your heart. According to your opinion, I am not a human being, but a high-ranking emperor, who always looks solemn and majestic? Seeing the ministers is like this, seeing you It’s the same for your own children, so can’t you act like a father?”

Chunyu Yue was at a loss for words, and said, "This..."

Qin Shihuang went on to say, saying: "Let me tell you, I am also a human being. Although I am diligent in political affairs, I also have times when I am tired, and when I am tired, I will talk to my family when I am tired. Picture [-] Le, can't you just relax? Dianjia, are you willing to be by my side?"

Chunyu Dian was still talking crazy, saying: "The emperor wants the Dian family, and the Dian family only wants donkeys."

Qin Shihuang patted the donkey's back twice, and said: "This donkey is not bad, I will reward you with a better one."

Chunyu Dian couldn't stop talking crazy, and said: "Dian's family has two donkeys, one for the day and the other for the night."

Qin Shihuang pointed at Chunyu Dian and laughed, and said, "Well, well, this is worthy of being the real Dian family!" He patted Chunyu Dian's shoulder very affectionately and said, "Dian family, when I get tired and bored, I will find you If you talk about it, the two of us will go together, how about it?"

Chun Yuyue was influenced by "Poems" and "Books" since he was a child. Fangzheng's people, in his opinion, this is too unruly, and he has to remonstrate. When he opened his mouth, Qin Shihuang stopped him and said, "Stop talking. You guys Scholars say it nicely, but they are pedantic, and they don’t know how to change it. Dianjia, I can keep my words in my head. You can be crazy, but you can’t harm the great cause. If it harms the great cause, you can Don't blame Daqin's laws for being ruthless."

Chunyu Dian continued to talk wildly, saying: "The emperor is practicing the law, and the Dian family is walking the donkey!"

This statement sounds crazy at first glance, but what he actually means is that he just walks the donkey and never interferes in political affairs, but he just said it in a funny way.

"Listen, listen, the same words, if you scholars say it squarely, it will make people feel annoying, but the Dian family said it so interestingly, please!" Qin Shihuang pulled Chunyu Dian, said: " Let's go to the house. Zhao Gao, ask someone to bring the things in."

Zhao Gao responded and directed the servants to bring the presents in.

Looking at Qin Shihuang's back, Chun Yuyue couldn't believe that Qin Shihuang had such a human side, which was completely different from the bad things he heard about Qin Shihuang, so he asked Zhou Chong blankly, "Son-in-law, is this the emperor?"

Knowing father Mo Ruo daughter, Zhou Chong hadn't answered yet, Chunyu Jue said: "Father, do you think the emperor will only be superior and command the ministers? I didn't tell you that the emperor is not only unique in his great achievements, but also unique in his treatment of people." Well, others are fine."

The daughter would not lie to herself, Chunyu Yue patted his forehead and said, "Rumours are misleading!"

(End of this chapter)