Great Qin Emperor
Chapter 440 Fighting the barbarians won without a fight
Chapter 440 Fighting the barbarians won without a fight ([-])
The flag was flying, the camp was heavily fortified, and the Qin Army camp was in front of him. King Donghu breathed a sigh of relief, and said happily: "The Qin Army camp has arrived, the Qin Army camp has arrived!" After a pause, it wouldn't matter if he wasn't happy.
As soon as he slapped his horse, King Donghu galloped forward and came to the gate of the camp. Before he could speak, a group of soldiers from the Qin army had poured out and surrounded King Donghu and his party. The guard on duty shouted: "Who? Dare to trespass on the camp, take it!"
The soldiers held their knives and were about to come and take people.The concubines of King Donghu screamed in fright. King Donghu is really good, and he didn't forget his beautiful concubine during his escape, but he didn't know that Song Xianren took the opportunity to slip away.
King Donghu hurriedly said: "Everyone, everyone, please inform me that King Donghu is here to visit General Meng Tian."
"King Donghu, are you King Donghu?" Xiao Xiao didn't believe it, and said, "Are you bragging?"
King Donghu quickly affirmed: "Really, really, I am King Donghu."
The little principal still didn't believe it, and said: "We heard that King Donghu is lewd and lustful, lying on women's bellies all day long, how can he have time to come to us, you can go back and forth wherever you want."
Hearing this kind of ridicule, King Donghu felt more uncomfortable than throwing a knife, and quickly argued: "That's sentiment, do you understand sentiment?"
The little principal said very straightforwardly: "I don't understand. We are dedicated to defending Daqin. It's not like that King Donghu only knows how to have fun on women's bellies. Of course I don't understand these things. You guys hurry up, if you don't leave, I will arrest people gone."
When Donghu King came here, he felt at home, how could he leave, he hurriedly said: "I am really Donghu King, I am not lying."
The little principal stretched out his right hand and said, "Bring it!"
Donghu King was confused, and said: "What do you want? Gold and silver, there are some."
The little principal was very upset and said: "Who do you think I am? Who wants your gold and silver? I want a certificate. You say you are the king of Donghu. Show me the Donghu who proves your identity, so I can believe it. "
This is the truth, Dong Hu said with a smile: "Yes, yes. Where is my national seal, who of you took my national seal?"
A concubine said in a coquettish voice: "My lord, is it this thing?" She took out the imperial seal from her bosom, and said lightly, "It's just a stone, it's so good, it's so important, it won't work for others to play with for a few days."
The national seal is a symbol of a country, it is sacred and inviolable, but he took the national seal as a toy and let the concubines play with it. The little school shook his head when he heard it, and couldn't help but comment: "You are really a king! People have nothing to say, but actually gave the imperial seal to women to play with. If our emperor, whoever dared to touch the imperial seal, would have had his head cut off long ago. Are you a king, or are you selling women's toys?"
This was a face-to-face confession, Donghu King's face turned red all of a sudden, and he couldn't get angry, so he had to hold back his anger and said, "Just joking, joking, just joking."
The little school took the national seal and took a look at it. He was just a small school, and he didn't know if it was the real national seal. Such a jade person must have a great background, he is the king of Donghu, and he salutes: "It turns out to be the king, the younger one is so rude, and I ask the king to forgive the sin. The king, please come inside!"
Finally regaining the feeling of being a king, King Donghu puffed up his chest happily, pulled the reins, and entered the camp.
The little school arranged King Donghu and his party in the room, and complained: "Please wait a moment, the king, and I will report to the general right now."
It was exactly what King Donghu wanted, so naturally he had nothing to say, so he said, "Please go ahead." He sat down.
Meng Tian and Wang Ben were looking at the map, discussing how to act, when the junior came in and said, "General Qi, King Donghu, please see me."
"King Donghu! He came so fast!" Wang Ben raised his head and said, "We were discussing how to find him, but we didn't expect him to come to our door by himself. It doesn't take much effort. Let's go, we're going to meet this stupid king who only lives on women's bellies."
Meng Tian shook his head and said, "King Donghu wants to meet, but not now."
Wang Ben blinked his eyes and looked at Meng Tian and said, "Old man, when do you want to see him?"
Meng Tian said maliciously: "People like him are annoying to see, let him cool off first, and then it's not too late to see him, let him sit on the bench for a while."
Pointing at Meng Tian, Wang Ben smiled and said, "Old man, do you still think he is not unlucky enough?" He said to the principal, "Go and deal with it, and say that we went out to inspect. Oh, yes, give them some Herbal tea, let them quench the fire."
Meng Tian pointed at Wang Ben and said with a smile: "You are so bad, you actually serve herbal tea!"
"For extinguishing fire, for extinguishing fire! He rolls on the woman's belly all day long, and he is very angry. I help him extinguish it. This is to love him." Wang Benqiang explained.
The little school held back the amusedness and retreated, and went to ask for help.Xiao Xiao is also a smart person, very knowledgeable, understands what Meng Tian and Wang Ben mean, and really serves herbal tea.
Hurrying all the way, King Donghu and the others were really thirsty. They picked up the teacup and took a sip. Unexpectedly, the mouth was cold, so they vomited out involuntarily, complaining: "What's wrong, it's cold."
Those concubines were even more disrespectful, the group of female concubines were arguing non-stop, and one concubine said to Xiaoxiao: "Go, bring me a cup of hot tea."
The little principal had a good attitude with a smile all over his face, but what he said was unexpected: "This is Daqin, not your Donghu. We have our own way of hospitality. We naturally treat distinguished guests with the above courtesy."
This sentence was only half spoken, and the second half of the sentence was said by the concubine, "You mean that we are not honored guests and cannot be treated first-class. He is Donghu King, you neglect us so much, you don't want to live anymore?"
The Xiaoxiao pushed it cleanly, and said: "That's what you said, not me. Whether you are a guest of honor or not, the general has his own opinion. However, the general is currently patrolling outside, so I have no choice but to deal with it like this."
The concubine was very unconvinced, and said: "Your Majesty, listen, listen, this is deceiving too much. I am so mad, so mad."
To be honest, King Donghu was not feeling well, but he had to bear it now, who could not bow his head under the low eaves?King Donghu thought about it, and said: "It's okay, please don't say a few words. You can't blame him, he is just a small school, the general didn't speak, and he can't be the master."
The concubine felt aggrieved and couldn't get out, so she had to hold back her anger.Seeing this, the little principal almost laughed out loud, and said: "You guys rest first, I'll report to the general." Without waiting for King Donghu to speak, he slipped away first, leaving the King Donghu and his party in the house, Not even a hello.
(End of this chapter)
The flag was flying, the camp was heavily fortified, and the Qin Army camp was in front of him. King Donghu breathed a sigh of relief, and said happily: "The Qin Army camp has arrived, the Qin Army camp has arrived!" After a pause, it wouldn't matter if he wasn't happy.
As soon as he slapped his horse, King Donghu galloped forward and came to the gate of the camp. Before he could speak, a group of soldiers from the Qin army had poured out and surrounded King Donghu and his party. The guard on duty shouted: "Who? Dare to trespass on the camp, take it!"
The soldiers held their knives and were about to come and take people.The concubines of King Donghu screamed in fright. King Donghu is really good, and he didn't forget his beautiful concubine during his escape, but he didn't know that Song Xianren took the opportunity to slip away.
King Donghu hurriedly said: "Everyone, everyone, please inform me that King Donghu is here to visit General Meng Tian."
"King Donghu, are you King Donghu?" Xiao Xiao didn't believe it, and said, "Are you bragging?"
King Donghu quickly affirmed: "Really, really, I am King Donghu."
The little principal still didn't believe it, and said: "We heard that King Donghu is lewd and lustful, lying on women's bellies all day long, how can he have time to come to us, you can go back and forth wherever you want."
Hearing this kind of ridicule, King Donghu felt more uncomfortable than throwing a knife, and quickly argued: "That's sentiment, do you understand sentiment?"
The little principal said very straightforwardly: "I don't understand. We are dedicated to defending Daqin. It's not like that King Donghu only knows how to have fun on women's bellies. Of course I don't understand these things. You guys hurry up, if you don't leave, I will arrest people gone."
When Donghu King came here, he felt at home, how could he leave, he hurriedly said: "I am really Donghu King, I am not lying."
The little principal stretched out his right hand and said, "Bring it!"
Donghu King was confused, and said: "What do you want? Gold and silver, there are some."
The little principal was very upset and said: "Who do you think I am? Who wants your gold and silver? I want a certificate. You say you are the king of Donghu. Show me the Donghu who proves your identity, so I can believe it. "
This is the truth, Dong Hu said with a smile: "Yes, yes. Where is my national seal, who of you took my national seal?"
A concubine said in a coquettish voice: "My lord, is it this thing?" She took out the imperial seal from her bosom, and said lightly, "It's just a stone, it's so good, it's so important, it won't work for others to play with for a few days."
The national seal is a symbol of a country, it is sacred and inviolable, but he took the national seal as a toy and let the concubines play with it. The little school shook his head when he heard it, and couldn't help but comment: "You are really a king! People have nothing to say, but actually gave the imperial seal to women to play with. If our emperor, whoever dared to touch the imperial seal, would have had his head cut off long ago. Are you a king, or are you selling women's toys?"
This was a face-to-face confession, Donghu King's face turned red all of a sudden, and he couldn't get angry, so he had to hold back his anger and said, "Just joking, joking, just joking."
The little school took the national seal and took a look at it. He was just a small school, and he didn't know if it was the real national seal. Such a jade person must have a great background, he is the king of Donghu, and he salutes: "It turns out to be the king, the younger one is so rude, and I ask the king to forgive the sin. The king, please come inside!"
Finally regaining the feeling of being a king, King Donghu puffed up his chest happily, pulled the reins, and entered the camp.
The little school arranged King Donghu and his party in the room, and complained: "Please wait a moment, the king, and I will report to the general right now."
It was exactly what King Donghu wanted, so naturally he had nothing to say, so he said, "Please go ahead." He sat down.
Meng Tian and Wang Ben were looking at the map, discussing how to act, when the junior came in and said, "General Qi, King Donghu, please see me."
"King Donghu! He came so fast!" Wang Ben raised his head and said, "We were discussing how to find him, but we didn't expect him to come to our door by himself. It doesn't take much effort. Let's go, we're going to meet this stupid king who only lives on women's bellies."
Meng Tian shook his head and said, "King Donghu wants to meet, but not now."
Wang Ben blinked his eyes and looked at Meng Tian and said, "Old man, when do you want to see him?"
Meng Tian said maliciously: "People like him are annoying to see, let him cool off first, and then it's not too late to see him, let him sit on the bench for a while."
Pointing at Meng Tian, Wang Ben smiled and said, "Old man, do you still think he is not unlucky enough?" He said to the principal, "Go and deal with it, and say that we went out to inspect. Oh, yes, give them some Herbal tea, let them quench the fire."
Meng Tian pointed at Wang Ben and said with a smile: "You are so bad, you actually serve herbal tea!"
"For extinguishing fire, for extinguishing fire! He rolls on the woman's belly all day long, and he is very angry. I help him extinguish it. This is to love him." Wang Benqiang explained.
The little school held back the amusedness and retreated, and went to ask for help.Xiao Xiao is also a smart person, very knowledgeable, understands what Meng Tian and Wang Ben mean, and really serves herbal tea.
Hurrying all the way, King Donghu and the others were really thirsty. They picked up the teacup and took a sip. Unexpectedly, the mouth was cold, so they vomited out involuntarily, complaining: "What's wrong, it's cold."
Those concubines were even more disrespectful, the group of female concubines were arguing non-stop, and one concubine said to Xiaoxiao: "Go, bring me a cup of hot tea."
The little principal had a good attitude with a smile all over his face, but what he said was unexpected: "This is Daqin, not your Donghu. We have our own way of hospitality. We naturally treat distinguished guests with the above courtesy."
This sentence was only half spoken, and the second half of the sentence was said by the concubine, "You mean that we are not honored guests and cannot be treated first-class. He is Donghu King, you neglect us so much, you don't want to live anymore?"
The Xiaoxiao pushed it cleanly, and said: "That's what you said, not me. Whether you are a guest of honor or not, the general has his own opinion. However, the general is currently patrolling outside, so I have no choice but to deal with it like this."
The concubine was very unconvinced, and said: "Your Majesty, listen, listen, this is deceiving too much. I am so mad, so mad."
To be honest, King Donghu was not feeling well, but he had to bear it now, who could not bow his head under the low eaves?King Donghu thought about it, and said: "It's okay, please don't say a few words. You can't blame him, he is just a small school, the general didn't speak, and he can't be the master."
The concubine felt aggrieved and couldn't get out, so she had to hold back her anger.Seeing this, the little principal almost laughed out loud, and said: "You guys rest first, I'll report to the general." Without waiting for King Donghu to speak, he slipped away first, leaving the King Donghu and his party in the house, Not even a hello.
(End of this chapter)
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