Present a round of rainbow farts to the brothers

Chapter 322
Chapter 322

"That's right, did the little girl give us all the good ones, so I have nothing to write?"

But the little brother who wrote the couplet raised his pen and wrote it without hesitation.He felt that Duanmuwei must not mean that.really.After writing the four characters, Duanmu Wei said: "I did it yesterday."

"Shanglian: Misfortunes never come singly. We did it yesterday. The second couplet: Fu Wushuang has come to this day. Hengbiao: Fushou Ankang"

The whole couplet was written down, and the audience applauded.Duanmu Wei smiled and said:

"My mother is not in good health, I want to give this to my mother."

"Ah, yes, yes, this is good." "Then we won't write this. Leave this good couplet to the little girl's family."

I wrote the couplet that I wanted, although Duanmuwei won the 20 taels of silver.But she gave it all to the little brother and asked him to buy some warm clothes by himself.Have a happy year.

After Duanmuwei left here, someone still caught Mr. Kong and asked:
"Sir, we still haven't understood that irregular couplet. What does that mean?"

Mr. Kong looked at Duanmu Weiyuan's figure, and naturally saw Old Butler Yang following behind her.Old housekeeper Yang followed her, which meant that she was from the valley.

Mr. Kong is also a little bit down.In fact, not only the spectators didn't understand what this couplet was about, but Liu Ming didn't understand it either, and still didn't think this couplet could beat him.

But he dared not argue with Mr. Kong.When others asked, I also wanted to hear it.

Mr. Kong gave him a cold look, sighed and said:

"Little girl, this couplet is written so well, it's scolding you. But you can't see it yourself. Think about it, this couplet should be a couplet with eight characters, what's missing?"

Mr. Kong didn't want to say more.He walked away.Liu Ming took that pair and thought about it for a long time, combined with Mr. Kong's reminder, and finally blushed.In two or three strokes, the couplet was torn away.

The rest of the people still don't understand, so they have to ask the person who wrote the couplet.

The little brother who wrote the couplet was from a poor family, so he had to ask for some money to celebrate the New Year when he came out to set up a stall.

But I didn't expect the money to be paid well today.Not only this year, but also the salt money for next year.There are still so many people surrounding me to write Spring Festival couplets. It seems that today will be a bumper harvest.

But listening to everyone's discussion, the little brother chuckled and said:
"The little girl's pair is missing an eight in the first couplet. One of the eight virtues is missing in the lower couplet. Think about it for yourself."

"One eight is missing, one virtue is missing?"

Everyone looked at each other, and finally someone shouted:

"I see. It's saying that that person is Wang (Wang) Ba, immoral!"

When everyone heard this, they paused for a moment, then burst out laughing coaxingly.

The laughter here shocked the entire street, and people passing by came around to ask what was going on. As a result, in less than half a day, this cursed couplet spread throughout Jishi Town.

But the business of the little brother who wrote the couplets was busy all afternoon and he didn't stop writing!

Duanmuwei was really hungry after making a fuss over there.Turning around, he asked Old Steward Yang:

"Grandpa Yang, which restaurant in this town cooks delicious food?"

Old Steward Yang said:
"If it's delicious, we still have to make it at home."

"No, no, I'm going to eat out today. Let's go to a lively place to eat. I want to hear what everyone is talking about during the meal."

(End of this chapter)