Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 215 A fat monk fell from the sky
Although it is possible to risk our lives by following Xu Hui to BJ, we still plan to take his car.

It's not that we are reluctant to part with those few fare money, but the past six months have been tossed, and the store hasn't made much money, and the previous dividends have been used up. Moreover, He Yinyang, a rich man, bought it not long ago. The BMW 520 is even tighter now.

It's not that the two of us have never thought about self-driving travel, but after this trip, gas money, aisle fees, and other miscellaneous things, when he comes back, his BMW 520 will have to do a maintenance. After careful calculation, then I will Come on, don't mention it!
In fact, this is not important, what is important is that we need Xu Hui and the National Security Bureau behind him. If we encounter any troubles and problems in the process of searching for the general order, this will undoubtedly be a great help for us!
He Yinyang and I think this way, as soon as we arrive in BJ, we will avoid Xu Hui and stay away from him, so that he can't find us, and we will concentrate on finding the whereabouts of the general order, and when we encounter problems Call him again, and when the problem is solved, we will leave him alone, and then we will blackmail Xu Hui severely and run home when we are poor.

This plan is perfect, Rhubarb calls us sinister, but there is no way, Xu Dasao is too famous, it is always unlucky to be with him, since the last car accident, I have become a frightened bird.Now I can only say one thing silently in my heart, Brother Hui, I'm sorry for you!
Just when we were scheming against Xu Hui, the fuck told us that there was a case and we couldn't get out of it for the time being, and we had to wait for a while.

Just wait, it's not a day or two since the general's order is lost, and Lord Hades can't do anything about it, there's no use for us to be anxious, that's just to try our luck.

He Yinyang is a restless person, so he left the shop to me and went to pick up girls by himself.This kid, the lust has become more and more serious in the past two years. Although the essence has not deteriorated, the scratching in his bones has been aroused by the materialistic world.

When he came out of the Sansheng Stone, he told me that he was a romantic prince in his previous life. It seems that this kid has brought the habits of his previous life to this life, and he seems to lack awareness of monogamy in this society.

Sometimes I really want to call Bai Susu and tell him what he did in the mainland by way of a small report, so that he can restrain himself, but after thinking about it, forget it, that girl's hot temper is not weaker than that of Zhang Xiaoya !I was really afraid that the girl would fly over and cut off He Yinyang's little brother.No way, he is my brother, and I can't watch him commit abuse.

There are not a few people who drive BMW these days, but He Yinyang is definitely one of the most special ones. The heroine in the car is constantly changing, which makes the buddies dazzled and envious.

As the only few college students in the village, brother Dong and I are also considered a suave talent, not to mention the beautiful women around me, but I can also be regarded as Yingge Yanwu, even the bitches in the village saw me, barking non-stop, cough cough , It's far away, even if you brag, you can't get a girlfriend.

But Naihe, although Brother Dong is working very hard, self-reliance and self-improvement in this society can only keep you alive, just alive, nothing more.Want to enjoy?There are no doors!

Sometimes when I see He Yinyang running back and forth in a BMW, I'm really envious. BMW is a magic tool for picking up girls!Didn’t someone say that, I’d rather shed tears in a BMW car than laugh on a bicycle, right?I don't even have a bicycle, let alone a girlfriend!
Of course, He Yinyang also suffered a lot in order to buy this BMW. We split the profits of the Fengshui studio in half. After one year, he finally saved enough 3 yuan. Later, Mr. He Da gave him 97 yuan. Finally got enough 100 million to drive a BMW!
In fact, I know that He Yinyang is not a sentimental person, maybe he just wants to vent.

Although my buddy is tall and burly, he can't stand being wronged. For him who has always been smooth sailing and hasn't experienced any major emotional ups and downs, Xiaoya's death has touched him too much. Although others can't see it, but as a buddy, how can I not see it. This kid was a little stupid at first, but now it's worse than before, and he can fall into the sewer when he walks down the aisle.

When pain comes, some people are stronger and choose to face it; while others choose to temporarily forget, or escape.He Yinyang is of course the latter, he just wants to choose to forget temporarily.

Originally, in his world, there were only two things: happiness and unhappiness. When he was unhappy, he wanted to make himself happy. This was almost an instinct of animals, it was as simple as that.

Let him vent!Think back then when Brother Dong was dumped by Xiao Yaoer, wouldn't he be much less promising than him!Not everyone can understand the heart-piercing and heart-wrenching feeling. If He Yinyang hadn't pulled the decadent me out of bed, I don't know how long I would have been sad.

A person's life is not nothing but love, at least Brother Dong is not the kind of desperate person, the business of the small shop is getting more and more popular, the reason is not that Brother Dong is too smart and knows how to manage, but that the evils of this society are too much. There are many, and there are not a few people who want something.

Regarding causal fortune-telling, although it really exists, most people just hold the attitude of 'I'd rather believe it than believe it', and the richer they are, the more they believe in these things, which brings me The advantage is that the income is getting higher and higher. The reason is that these people have made too much money unintentionally, and when the catastrophe of the world comes, they can't wait to spend money to eliminate disasters.

Once upon a time, I no longer envied Mr. He Da who put money in sacks, because there was a mention of "karma" in the bible.Cause and effect is absurd, but as Mr. Yin and Yang, I suffer from the five disadvantages and three deficiencies, but I can understand the pros and cons of it, if I fill my own pocket with the money I got from ignorant people and take it for myself.Then wouldn't I be fighting with these people who got ill-gotten gains?
People live for the sake of peace of mind. I donate all the money I stripped from people who don't know their hearts, and donate it to Hope Primary School.Firstly, I am not subject to the power of cause and effect, secondly, there are merits and virtues in it, and I will have the face to face my uncle after a hundred years in the future, and thirdly, it can alleviate some of the guilt of these people with ghosts in their hearts, which is also considered as a matter of loyalty.

In this way, although the income is much less, there are not many troubles. Money is not easy to earn in this era. It is a sad history of blood and tears for the grassroots to rise to become an upstart and local tyrant. I would rather contribute in obscurity than make me live Bodhisattva, please call me **.

I am not a standard magic stick, but there are too many magic sticks in this era. When you are not paying attention, they will always appear and even steal your business!

But I didn't expect such a thing to happen to me, and the place where it happened was in front of my shop!

I looked coldly at the monk in the shabby robes, the color of his robes was exactly the same as his lewd expression and wretched smile, they were all yellow.This man was twenty-five and six, with fat head and big ears, as fat as a pig's head. When he smiled, the fat on his face trembled wildly, but he insisted on pretending to have an inscrutable expression, which was both funny and funny.

It's just such an ugly fake monk who stopped the beautiful woman who was about to come into my shop for fortune-telling, and pulled him aside to talk about it, making the beautiful woman confused and her face suddenly brightened.

Why is it called a fake monk?Seeing that he took out a broken wooden talisman that was not slippery, and handed it to the beautiful woman, he insisted that it was a thousand-year-old sandalwood that was consecrated in Wutai Mountain. She, and registered her name in the register, and in the future, she will become a true fruit and ascend to Lingshan.

Uncle!How come I haven't heard that ten yuan can fly to the Western Paradise?
The fat man's eloquence was so good, he blew wildly, spitting all over the place, and praised the woman so high that he didn't know where to go.

In the end, the silly woman really believed it, and with a smile on her face, she pulled out two red photos of Grandpa Mao from her Chanel bag, and flung them boldly into the fat man's hands.

Uncle!Ask for ten yuan, give me two hundred!What kind of ecstasy soup did this fat man give you?

The fat man took the money and put his hands together pretendingly, "Amitabha is a sin! A sin!"

I don't know if he pretended to be professional, or he really felt remorse for cheating another ignorant young woman, but his expression was really remorseful.

But I could only look at him with an intolerable expression, not because he robbed incense in front of my door, but because I was envious and jealous!This guy!Every minute and every second, the two tickets were 'returned to their hometown'.Let me feel ashamed!I finally understand what is strong in itself has a strong hand!

Hey, I'm wondering, who in this area doesn't know my name, Han Dong, who is this blind fake monk who ran to my shop door to grab business!

"Master, Han Xiansen is also a great fortune teller in this area. I didn't expect you to be friends. You are all great masters!"

I only heard the soft and weak voice of that beautiful woman, and I immediately pricked up my ears, mother, when did I have another monk friend, brother Dong?It's fine for this guy to steal my business, but he even used my name, which is unbearable. I didn't intend to argue with him, but I didn't expect that he would make an inch of it!
Out of curiosity, out of anger, I slipped to the door, wanting to hear what this guy had to say.

"I'm an old friend with the owner of this shop! You can't talk about a high-ranking person, but you've got a picture, benefactor!" The fat monk said, shaking his fat and squinting.

My head was full of black lines, I'll go to your uncle!Who are you friends with you?You are too shameless!I have seen thick-skinned people, but I have never seen such thick-skinned people!

The look of admiration on the face of the female benefactor became more and more serious, "Master taught me! I'm the one who made a picture! I didn't expect that Master and Mr. Han are still old friends!"

The fat man pursed his lips shamelessly and said, "Well! It's an old relationship! I haven't moved around for many years, so come here today to enlighten him!"

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help but roll my eyes.hold head high!It turned out that he was here to enlighten me, so I couldn't help but sneer.

This is really a strange thing that happens every year, but this year is particularly frequent, and this day is so refreshing, who would have thought that a fat monk would fall from the sky, and he would come to enlighten me!
"Female benefactor, go slowly!"

The fat monk complimented me a few more times, and then sent the beautiful woman away. My lord, my client hasn't entered the door yet, so I just left, and I couldn't help but feel depressed.

Seeing that the fat monk looked at me as if nothing happened after sending the beautiful woman away, I couldn't help being angry and funny.

"Master, come in and sit for a while?" I looked at him with a half-smile, wishing I could take him away with a mop.

Unexpectedly, Ya's really nodded, and walked into the room on tiptoe. My eyes darkened, and I almost fainted. This fat man is too shameless!
Do you still want me to make you a cup of tea?I sneered, I want to see what other tricks he has to play!
Seeing this fat man swaggeringly sitting on the sofa, drinking the tea on the table naturally, looking around with his small eyes squeezed into his flesh, as if he was looking at his own home, I was amazed Strange, this kid's psychological quality is really good!

"Master is here to enlighten me?" I hummed with a half-smile.

"Of course!" The fat man focused his attention on me, looked me up and down, and asked, "Otherwise, why am I here!"

Grandma, does this fat man still want to fool me?Did he think I was that female benefactor just now?

I sneered, and didn't want to hear him continue to make up, so I pointedly said: "Master! We are all people in the same way, so don't talk around in circles. What are you trying to do? Not only did you rob my business, but you even borrowed my money." It's against the rules to let people see things in name, right?"

"What robbed your business?" The fat man shook the fat on his face and said, "I made a good fortune for you, why are you so speechless!"

yo!He is still reasonable!

"What on earth do you want?" I was speechless to this magic stick.

"I'm really here to enlighten you!" Ya's expression is serious, this scene is too much!

Seeing that I didn't believe it, the fat man pursed his lips and said, "Aren't you Han Dong? Isn't your great-grandfather a Taoist priest from Wudang Mountain?"

"You really know me?" Hearing him say that, I couldn't help but widen my eyes!
It’s not surprising that he mentioned my name. I’m well-known in this area. He can definitely find out from others, but it’s not unusual to be able to tell that my grandfather was a Taoist priest.

Because apart from our family members, I am afraid that only the He family members know about it!
(End of this chapter)