Detective Ace's Forensic Wife
Chapter 188
Chapter 188
Zu Lingzhi didn't care how much Aron was yelling behind him, he had to make an emergency call now, and he didn't have time to spend with him.
He strode back to the room, then closed the door, recalled the phone number in his mind, and dialed it immediately. Zu Lingzhi naturally knew that Chu Weiyin's phone had power.
The woman wanted to check his phone.
You Lingzhi couldn't be happier to give it to him, but now, he suddenly has the urge to take this woman into his arms, so he needs to speed up his pace.
He recalled Zheng Fu's cell phone number and dialed it immediately.
Zheng Fu didn't pick it up as quickly as usual, he swallowed, and then silently thought that he just finished discussing this guy with Si Luo last night, did he hear something, so he came to find fault?
Zheng Fu pondered for a while in his heart.
If he answered the phone, in case Zu Lingzhi called to criticize him, then he probably wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.
If you don't answer the phone...
Even if Zu Lingzhi won't come to him tonight, he will inevitably come to him in a few days. If that time comes, won't he be charged with another crime?
Thinking of this, Zheng Fu immediately cleared his throat and picked up the phone, "Hey, why are you calling so late?"
Hearing Zheng Fu's voice, Zu Lingzhi frowned, "It's just after eight o'clock, are you sure it's late?"
"Ah?" Zheng Fu staggered, and glanced at the time on the wall clock, it was indeed past eight o'clock, not too late, "Haha, I gave up staying up late these two days, but I'm no longer a night owl. The time difference is not reversed yet!"
"Well, stop talking nonsense."
After Zu Lingzhi finished speaking, Zheng Fu clenched his hands tightly: "What, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong with you? I don't usually see you stuttering!"
"Well... recently, I've had a cold recently, and I'm not feeling well." Zheng Fu smiled: "But it's much better now, much better..."
Zu Lingzhi thought for a while, since he had a cold, he had to make a long story short, and said, "Where are you now?"
Zheng Fu walked to the balcony: "I'm at home! What's wrong?"
"Oh!" Zu Lingzhi responded, and said again: "Continue to the topic from last time."
When Zu Lingzhi asked such a question, he was taken aback by Zheng Fu, "What? What topic?"
"seduce!"
He sat on the sofa with his legs crossed.There was no sound from Zheng Fu for a while, and Zu Lingzhi frowned, and repeated again: "Did you hear that?"
"Listen, I heard it!" Zheng Fu leaned against the door of the bathroom, took a breath carefully, "How to seduce?"
"I'm asking you!"
"Ah?" Zheng Fu was sleeping in a daze, and suddenly hearing what Qu Lingzhi said, his soul flew away, "No, professor, what time is it? Who are you trying to seduce?"
Zu Lingzhi didn't hear any disapproval in Zheng Fu's voice, and said loudly: "In short, I like a woman!"
"I know that." Zheng Fu continued, "Isn't that your Assistant Chu?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned, and said again: "But it is absolutely impossible for me to chase her. You should find a way to make her jump into my arms."
Zheng Fu remained silent, and took the initiative...to throw himself into...your arms?
He rubbed the corners of his brows, and tentatively said after a while: "Didn't I tell you last time? Women are extremely emotional animals. Have you tried playing the emotional card?"
Zu Lingzhi thought for a while, "The last time she was on her period, I bought her sanitary products, and I lent her my expensive suit."
Zheng Fu: "... this... why didn't you find a woman? Assistant Chu must be embarrassed!"
"Why should I give up such a good opportunity to others?" Zu Lingzhi narrowed his eyes, and then said: "Besides, I think she may have been moved, but I'm just too embarrassed to say it."
Zheng Fu opened his mouth wide in surprise. The professor was a little too open. After a moment of silence, he said, "I don't think it's good to do this. After all, it's a woman's privacy... It's like she saw your dirty underwear. It must be embarrassing!"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi frowned, "She always takes care of my underwear."
Zheng Fu opened his mouth into an O-shape, and then said: "No...you guys already hit a home run?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned: "What do you mean?"
"That's right..." Zheng Fu swallowed his saliva, talking about such a lively topic at night, it's really not authentic: "It's because you two have sex?"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi snorted coldly: "If I take her into my belly, do you still need to come here to make suggestions?"
"That's right!" Zheng Fu's eyes burst into flames, then he clenched his fists and said in a low voice, "Since she already helped you take care of your underwear..."
Zheng Fu paused, then rolled his eyes: "I have a good idea."
Zu Lingzhi pursed his lips, "Say!"
"I tried it a few days ago, and the effect is very significant." Zheng Fu smiled wickedly, and then said: "Professor, do you know bullet pants?"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi frowned, "I don't know."
"Then you go to the supermarket downstairs from your house and tell the shopping guide that you want to buy bullet pants."
Before Zheng Fu could finish speaking, Zu Lingzhi interrupted Zheng Fu, "I'm not at home, and there is no large supermarket nearby."
Zheng Fu quickly asked, "Where have you been?"
"I'm in Jinse."
"Why did you go to Jinse?"
"The old man is back."
"Oh..." Zheng Fu drew a long tone, "Let me just say, did you use Assistant Chu to threaten you to go back?"
"Yeah!" Zu Lingzhi responded lightly, and then said: "What did you just say? What happened to the bullet pants?"
"Oh! Is Aron back?" Zheng Fu suddenly said: "If Aron is back, you can ask him, he must have."
"Okay!" Zuo Lingzhi responded heartily, "Then what? How to do it?"
"You take a shower first, and then put on bullet pants. Your hair should be wet, and your upper body should be wet. The most important thing is not to wear too much. You must only wear one bullet pants. Do you hear me?"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi nodded solemnly, "Okay, then what?"
"Then?" Zheng Fu was stunned for a moment, and then said again: "Then you just let nature take its course, first base, second base, home base, you can figure it out yourself!"
Zu Lingzhi frowned, and said lightly: "By the way, you haven't said what a home run means."
Zheng Fu rubbed his forehead: "This... teach yourself Baidu!" After finishing speaking, he emphasized again: "You must remember in a while, don't wear too much, do as I said, hit a home run!"
Zheng Fu laughed a few times, and said again: "I'll hang up first!"
After Lingzhi hung up the phone, he walked to Aron's room with his mobile phone. The latter opened the door very quickly this time, while brushing his hair, he said, "Is the mobile phone useless? I don't use it. If you use it, you can use it." take it..."
Aron froze in place, because Zuo Lingzhi lightly tapped his chest, and then walked straight in.
Aron regained his composure, walked up to Zu Lingzhi, and patted the non-existent dust on the sofa: "Are you going to sleep here tonight?"
Zu Lingzhi shook his head, stared at Aron, and said, "I need your help!"
"Say it!" Aron patted his chest proudly, "What's the matter?"
"Lend me a pair of pants."
"Casual denim or western..."
"Bullet pants!"
"What?" Aron was taken aback, and then plucked his ears in disbelief: "No, Dear, what are you talking about?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned suspiciously, and slowly said: "Pants, bombs, pants!" After that, he said again: "Isn't it right? Don't you have these pants?"
Aron opened his mouth wide in surprise, held back for a long time before saying: "Yes!" Then he slapped his thigh: "Yes! Why don't I have bullet pants? Must have!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his chin and patted Zu Lingzhi's shoulder: "Say, what color do you want?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned, thinking: Aren't the pants all black?
Aron said again: "Dear, do you want a high waist or a low waist? Very tight or a little tight?"
Zu Lingzhi squinted his eyes, and was about to speak when the latter said, "Ah! Well, I still have leopard prints! What do you want?"
"Which... is more attractive?" Zuo Lingzhi raised his chin and looked at Aron blankly. The latter swallowed and said with difficulty, "Do you wear it?"
Zuo Lingzhi nodded calmly.
The latter blinked: "Just... I think white... is more... er...bigger?! Leopard print... is more... sexy?"
Zu Lingzhi raised his arm and glanced at the time. He had never heard of leopard print, so he said quickly: "OK, it's white! Hurry up!"
Hearing this, Aron put his feet together, saluted Zu Lingzhi with a 'snap', and then ran back to the bedroom in a hurry, and began to rummage through certain pants that he had no chance to wear out!
After flipping through for about ten minutes, Aron took two pairs of trousers, and when he walked to the door of the bedroom, he paused. Remembering someone's shy character, he turned back to find a pocket and put it in his pocket, and walked away in a good mood out.
Oh, the almighty cousin is finally leaving his boyhood!
He wants to look up to the sky and smile three times!
Hahaha!
Of course, Lingzhi didn't know that bullet pants were a kind of underwear. He took the pants that Aron handed over, and when he was about to open them, the latter held down his hand.
"What's wrong?" Zuo Lingzhi asked lightly.
"Nothing!" Aron smiled mysteriously, "Let me tell you, these pants are absolutely new, I haven't worn them at all, and if I did, I wouldn't be able to give them to you."
"So?" Zu Lingzhi didn't know why.
"So, these are all washed, you can wear them, I support you."
After Aron finished speaking, Ling Ling was taken aback, "You support me? Do you know what I'm going to do?"
"What?" Aron laughed loudly, "Oh, my brother, can you hide this from me? How could I not know what you are going to do, just do..."
Aron paused at this point, looked at Zuo Lingzhi with squinting eyes, and said the last word softly——
Love!
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi raised his eyebrows, and Aron immediately jumped away.
"Well, you finally inherited a little reasoning from me."
Aron: ...
Zu Lingzhi walked away with his bullet pants, and Aron burst into laughter.
tonight...
Does he want to listen to the corner? !
(End of this chapter)
Zu Lingzhi didn't care how much Aron was yelling behind him, he had to make an emergency call now, and he didn't have time to spend with him.
He strode back to the room, then closed the door, recalled the phone number in his mind, and dialed it immediately. Zu Lingzhi naturally knew that Chu Weiyin's phone had power.
The woman wanted to check his phone.
You Lingzhi couldn't be happier to give it to him, but now, he suddenly has the urge to take this woman into his arms, so he needs to speed up his pace.
He recalled Zheng Fu's cell phone number and dialed it immediately.
Zheng Fu didn't pick it up as quickly as usual, he swallowed, and then silently thought that he just finished discussing this guy with Si Luo last night, did he hear something, so he came to find fault?
Zheng Fu pondered for a while in his heart.
If he answered the phone, in case Zu Lingzhi called to criticize him, then he probably wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.
If you don't answer the phone...
Even if Zu Lingzhi won't come to him tonight, he will inevitably come to him in a few days. If that time comes, won't he be charged with another crime?
Thinking of this, Zheng Fu immediately cleared his throat and picked up the phone, "Hey, why are you calling so late?"
Hearing Zheng Fu's voice, Zu Lingzhi frowned, "It's just after eight o'clock, are you sure it's late?"
"Ah?" Zheng Fu staggered, and glanced at the time on the wall clock, it was indeed past eight o'clock, not too late, "Haha, I gave up staying up late these two days, but I'm no longer a night owl. The time difference is not reversed yet!"
"Well, stop talking nonsense."
After Zu Lingzhi finished speaking, Zheng Fu clenched his hands tightly: "What, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong with you? I don't usually see you stuttering!"
"Well... recently, I've had a cold recently, and I'm not feeling well." Zheng Fu smiled: "But it's much better now, much better..."
Zu Lingzhi thought for a while, since he had a cold, he had to make a long story short, and said, "Where are you now?"
Zheng Fu walked to the balcony: "I'm at home! What's wrong?"
"Oh!" Zu Lingzhi responded, and said again: "Continue to the topic from last time."
When Zu Lingzhi asked such a question, he was taken aback by Zheng Fu, "What? What topic?"
"seduce!"
He sat on the sofa with his legs crossed.There was no sound from Zheng Fu for a while, and Zu Lingzhi frowned, and repeated again: "Did you hear that?"
"Listen, I heard it!" Zheng Fu leaned against the door of the bathroom, took a breath carefully, "How to seduce?"
"I'm asking you!"
"Ah?" Zheng Fu was sleeping in a daze, and suddenly hearing what Qu Lingzhi said, his soul flew away, "No, professor, what time is it? Who are you trying to seduce?"
Zu Lingzhi didn't hear any disapproval in Zheng Fu's voice, and said loudly: "In short, I like a woman!"
"I know that." Zheng Fu continued, "Isn't that your Assistant Chu?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned, and said again: "But it is absolutely impossible for me to chase her. You should find a way to make her jump into my arms."
Zheng Fu remained silent, and took the initiative...to throw himself into...your arms?
He rubbed the corners of his brows, and tentatively said after a while: "Didn't I tell you last time? Women are extremely emotional animals. Have you tried playing the emotional card?"
Zu Lingzhi thought for a while, "The last time she was on her period, I bought her sanitary products, and I lent her my expensive suit."
Zheng Fu: "... this... why didn't you find a woman? Assistant Chu must be embarrassed!"
"Why should I give up such a good opportunity to others?" Zu Lingzhi narrowed his eyes, and then said: "Besides, I think she may have been moved, but I'm just too embarrassed to say it."
Zheng Fu opened his mouth wide in surprise. The professor was a little too open. After a moment of silence, he said, "I don't think it's good to do this. After all, it's a woman's privacy... It's like she saw your dirty underwear. It must be embarrassing!"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi frowned, "She always takes care of my underwear."
Zheng Fu opened his mouth into an O-shape, and then said: "No...you guys already hit a home run?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned: "What do you mean?"
"That's right..." Zheng Fu swallowed his saliva, talking about such a lively topic at night, it's really not authentic: "It's because you two have sex?"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi snorted coldly: "If I take her into my belly, do you still need to come here to make suggestions?"
"That's right!" Zheng Fu's eyes burst into flames, then he clenched his fists and said in a low voice, "Since she already helped you take care of your underwear..."
Zheng Fu paused, then rolled his eyes: "I have a good idea."
Zu Lingzhi pursed his lips, "Say!"
"I tried it a few days ago, and the effect is very significant." Zheng Fu smiled wickedly, and then said: "Professor, do you know bullet pants?"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi frowned, "I don't know."
"Then you go to the supermarket downstairs from your house and tell the shopping guide that you want to buy bullet pants."
Before Zheng Fu could finish speaking, Zu Lingzhi interrupted Zheng Fu, "I'm not at home, and there is no large supermarket nearby."
Zheng Fu quickly asked, "Where have you been?"
"I'm in Jinse."
"Why did you go to Jinse?"
"The old man is back."
"Oh..." Zheng Fu drew a long tone, "Let me just say, did you use Assistant Chu to threaten you to go back?"
"Yeah!" Zu Lingzhi responded lightly, and then said: "What did you just say? What happened to the bullet pants?"
"Oh! Is Aron back?" Zheng Fu suddenly said: "If Aron is back, you can ask him, he must have."
"Okay!" Zuo Lingzhi responded heartily, "Then what? How to do it?"
"You take a shower first, and then put on bullet pants. Your hair should be wet, and your upper body should be wet. The most important thing is not to wear too much. You must only wear one bullet pants. Do you hear me?"
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi nodded solemnly, "Okay, then what?"
"Then?" Zheng Fu was stunned for a moment, and then said again: "Then you just let nature take its course, first base, second base, home base, you can figure it out yourself!"
Zu Lingzhi frowned, and said lightly: "By the way, you haven't said what a home run means."
Zheng Fu rubbed his forehead: "This... teach yourself Baidu!" After finishing speaking, he emphasized again: "You must remember in a while, don't wear too much, do as I said, hit a home run!"
Zheng Fu laughed a few times, and said again: "I'll hang up first!"
After Lingzhi hung up the phone, he walked to Aron's room with his mobile phone. The latter opened the door very quickly this time, while brushing his hair, he said, "Is the mobile phone useless? I don't use it. If you use it, you can use it." take it..."
Aron froze in place, because Zuo Lingzhi lightly tapped his chest, and then walked straight in.
Aron regained his composure, walked up to Zu Lingzhi, and patted the non-existent dust on the sofa: "Are you going to sleep here tonight?"
Zu Lingzhi shook his head, stared at Aron, and said, "I need your help!"
"Say it!" Aron patted his chest proudly, "What's the matter?"
"Lend me a pair of pants."
"Casual denim or western..."
"Bullet pants!"
"What?" Aron was taken aback, and then plucked his ears in disbelief: "No, Dear, what are you talking about?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned suspiciously, and slowly said: "Pants, bombs, pants!" After that, he said again: "Isn't it right? Don't you have these pants?"
Aron opened his mouth wide in surprise, held back for a long time before saying: "Yes!" Then he slapped his thigh: "Yes! Why don't I have bullet pants? Must have!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his chin and patted Zu Lingzhi's shoulder: "Say, what color do you want?"
Zu Lingzhi frowned, thinking: Aren't the pants all black?
Aron said again: "Dear, do you want a high waist or a low waist? Very tight or a little tight?"
Zu Lingzhi squinted his eyes, and was about to speak when the latter said, "Ah! Well, I still have leopard prints! What do you want?"
"Which... is more attractive?" Zuo Lingzhi raised his chin and looked at Aron blankly. The latter swallowed and said with difficulty, "Do you wear it?"
Zuo Lingzhi nodded calmly.
The latter blinked: "Just... I think white... is more... er...bigger?! Leopard print... is more... sexy?"
Zu Lingzhi raised his arm and glanced at the time. He had never heard of leopard print, so he said quickly: "OK, it's white! Hurry up!"
Hearing this, Aron put his feet together, saluted Zu Lingzhi with a 'snap', and then ran back to the bedroom in a hurry, and began to rummage through certain pants that he had no chance to wear out!
After flipping through for about ten minutes, Aron took two pairs of trousers, and when he walked to the door of the bedroom, he paused. Remembering someone's shy character, he turned back to find a pocket and put it in his pocket, and walked away in a good mood out.
Oh, the almighty cousin is finally leaving his boyhood!
He wants to look up to the sky and smile three times!
Hahaha!
Of course, Lingzhi didn't know that bullet pants were a kind of underwear. He took the pants that Aron handed over, and when he was about to open them, the latter held down his hand.
"What's wrong?" Zuo Lingzhi asked lightly.
"Nothing!" Aron smiled mysteriously, "Let me tell you, these pants are absolutely new, I haven't worn them at all, and if I did, I wouldn't be able to give them to you."
"So?" Zu Lingzhi didn't know why.
"So, these are all washed, you can wear them, I support you."
After Aron finished speaking, Ling Ling was taken aback, "You support me? Do you know what I'm going to do?"
"What?" Aron laughed loudly, "Oh, my brother, can you hide this from me? How could I not know what you are going to do, just do..."
Aron paused at this point, looked at Zuo Lingzhi with squinting eyes, and said the last word softly——
Love!
Hearing this, Zu Lingzhi raised his eyebrows, and Aron immediately jumped away.
"Well, you finally inherited a little reasoning from me."
Aron: ...
Zu Lingzhi walked away with his bullet pants, and Aron burst into laughter.
tonight...
Does he want to listen to the corner? !
(End of this chapter)
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