Journey to the West: Fangcun Mountain, God of Cooking, Monkeys Come to Apprentice

Chapter 33 The Jade Emperor's Little Thoughts, Full of Nine Pills (Please collect and recommend)
Don't even think about going to sea to borrow weapons?

The Bodhisattvas of Daleiyin Temple looked at each other in blank dismay, and the corners of the Tathagata Buddha's mouth twitched, as he suddenly had the urge to hit someone!

Why is this monkey so cheap?
If he didn't borrow weapons, how could Dinghaishenzhen break free from the seal?

How did the Dragon King of the East China Sea go to heaven to sue?

"Hehe, everyone said that your Buddhism is powerful, but now you can't even deal with a monkey!"

Through the Haotian Mirror, the Jade Emperor turned on the cynicism mode.

According to the agreement of the great sages, Buddhism is responsible for all matters concerning the journey to the west, and their Heavenly Court is only responsible for cooperating with Buddhism and inspecting the work by the way.

This is obviously a doubt about the strength of the Heavenly Court!
Why can't my Heavenly Court get involved in something as big as Journey to the West?
Could it be that my heaven is not as good as Buddhism?
The Jade Emperor had been dissatisfied for a long time, and he was looking forward to making a fool of himself every day.

It's all right now, the monkey refuses to go into the sea, let me see how you Buddhists should deal with it!
The Jade Emperor's words were piercing, and the sound pierced his ears.

All the Buddhas in Daleiyin Temple had ugly faces, but they dared not speak out.

At this time, the Tathagata Buddha, who had never spoken, suddenly laughed dryly.

"Your Majesty, the great cause of the Journey to the West has a lot to do with it. If the Journey to the West cannot be carried out smoothly, and the sage will blame us at that time, you and I will not be able to get rid of it!"

These words were wonderful, without being direct, but they just hit the Jade Emperor's weakness!
Although my Buddhist sect is in charge of Journey to the West, don’t forget that you also have a share in the Heavenly Court. If something goes wrong in Journey to the West, your Heavenly Court will not be able to escape the blame!
"..."

Sure enough, the Jade Emperor was choked for three seconds, and he didn't speak any more, and fell silent.

It was not until half a stick of incense passed that the Jade Emperor's voice sounded slowly.

"You don't need to worry, the westward journey has not yet fully started, and the disturbance in the East China Sea is not a nine-nine-eight-one disaster. Even if you skip this place, the impact will not be too great!"

"At that time, I just need to send someone to give the Dinghaishen needle to the monkey head, and when the monkey head makes a fuss in the underworld, I will send someone to invite him to be an official in the heavenly court, and everything will be back on track!"

Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing.

So what if the monkey doesn't want to go into the sea?

It's still just a pawn on the chessboard!

"But... what if the stone monkey doesn't want to enter the underworld?"

Suddenly, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva frowned and asked in a low voice.

Although the voice is small, who is not a strong person with sharp eyes and ears?
The Jade Emperor smiled even more and was speechless.

Yes, what if the monkey doesn't want to enter the underworld?
Wouldn't it be a waste of work?
"This... shouldn't be possible. Stone Monkey's obsession with longevity is extremely deep, and the underworld has life and death rules. I don't believe he won't be tempted!"

The Jade Emperor thought about it carefully, and suddenly felt a sense of seeing the sun behind the clouds.

Refuse to go to sea?We understand, after all, they are primates, not familiar with water!
But if the monkey refuses to go to the underworld, it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense at all!
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor smiled again.

"Tathagata, what do you think of my analysis?"

In the void of Daleiyin Temple, the smiling face of the Jade Emperor appeared, as if he was showing off his IQ to others.

Tathagata Buddha narrowed his eyes slightly, didn't say much, just nodded silently, and spit out two words:

"Very good!"

"Hehe, since that's the case, then leave this matter to me to arrange!"

The Jade Emperor smiled lightly and lost his consciousness.

His calm and majestic face also turned into a cloud and gradually dissipated.

……

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor put away the Haotian Mirror and hummed a little song with ease.

"Your Majesty, why are you so happy?"

The queen mother came with a smile, wearing a golden silk gown with colorful phoenixes flying together, with a dignified demeanor.

"Haha, my lady doesn't know. This time, the Buddhist sect suffered from the stone monkey. It was originally arranged for the stone monkey to go to the sea to get the treasure, but the stone monkey refused to borrow the treasure no matter what!"

The corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth curled up slightly, and he began to show off.

"Fortunately, I knew the news in advance, just now I mocked those bald donkeys in Buddhism, and took back some control of Journey to the West!"

"Hehe, as long as I let that monkey head go to the underworld to eliminate life and death, all saints will naturally understand the strength of my heavenly court!"

This is a contest, a contest with Buddhism!

Things that Buddhism can't do, let my heavenly court do it!
On the side, the Queen Mother smiled and said: "What if the monkey head still refuses to enter the underworld?"

"Then catch him!"

The Jade Emperor slightly sipped the jade dew wine on the table, and a gleam shot out of his eyes.

No matter how powerful a stone monkey is, how powerful can it be?

"By the way, how is he doing with the task assigned to Canopy?"

He suddenly remembered that Sun Wukong also had a mysterious master.

The queen mother shook her head, with a sad face: "According to the news from the canopy, he is still searching, and I think there will be clues soon!"

"Very good, when I thoroughly figure out the details of the stone monkey, it's time for me to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight!"

He smiled lightly, and the golden dragon howled in the Lingxiao Palace, and the holy light burst forth.

……

Fangcun Mountain, Kitchen God Palace!
Su Yun purposely opened up an acre of land next to the back garden of Kitchen God Palace, and took out the alchemy furnace that he had signed in and obtained from the system space.

"Phew, since I got this "Hunyuan Alchemy Technique", I haven't had the time to study it carefully."

Now that the monkey has returned to Huaguo Mountain, there are not many diners in his God of Cooking Palace, so he just has a lot of time to study this alchemy technique.

After all, "Hunyuan Alchemy Technique" is so powerful that it is the basic alchemy technique of Taishang Laojun.

Once learned, the world's panacea will come at your fingertips, it is simply a skill that has been unlocked!

Just imagine that when others are still worrying about a panacea, he directly eats the panacea as candy, this feeling is simply not too pleasant!
"The essence of "Hunyuan Alchemy" lies in 360 formulas and enough spiritual materials. The formulas are nothing to me, and it only takes a few quarters of an hour to master them!"

Su Yun sat in front of the alchemy furnace and began to master 360 different spells.

"And there are countless spiritual materials with me. The accumulation of seven years of signing in is not covered!"

With a wave of his sleeve robe, all kinds of elixir and spiritual materials appeared on the ground, and the quality was still top-grade.

Even the silkworm potatoes are of the millennium level, and the rarity is unimaginable!
Immediately, he deliberately selected a long-lost soul-assisting pill from the alchemy of "Hunyuan Alchemy", which can strengthen the soul and not fear the ghosts of the underworld.

Name: Extreme Soul Pill.

It is not difficult to refine this elixir, but the process is quite cumbersome and requires repeated combination of 360 Hunyuan Dao Jue to refine, it is most suitable for Su Yun who is a novice.

Not only can you be familiar with alchemy formulas, but you can also refine long-lost panacea, wouldn't it be wonderful?

According to the alchemy spectrum, he put a portion of spiritual materials into the alchemy furnace, and activated them with magic formulas.
At first, due to unfamiliarity, the breath of the pill furnace was not stable, and there were even signs of an explosion several times.

Fortunately, he was quick-witted, and between changes in formulas, he narrowly avoided bombing furnace incidents again and again.

With the passage of time, Su Yun became more proficient in the use of spells, and even reached the point where he could cast spells with his eyes closed.

I don't know how long it took.

"boom!"

There was a strange sound from the alchemy furnace, and then the rich alchemy fragrance overflowed, permeating the entire alchemy room.

"It's done!"

With a happy expression on his face, he opened the furnace to take the pills, and it happened to be nine extreme soul pills!

The soul pill is full of spirituality, golden and translucent, it looks like nine natural gems.

"Only nine?"

Su Yun frowned slightly, not very satisfied.

If there are only nine pieces in a furnace, that's not enough to fit between your teeth!

He complained in his heart.

As everyone knows, the highest level of refining medicine is to fill a furnace with nine pills, and the fragrance of pills will overflow in all directions!

If the Bodhi Patriarch next door knew about this, he might be so envious that he vomited blood!

"Forget it, let's have nine, let's make do with it!"

He let out a foul breath, and his eyes suddenly twitched for no reason.

"The monkey seems to be in trouble!"

He suddenly raised his head and looked in the direction of Huaguo Mountain!
(End of this chapter)