The daily love life of rebirth with girlfriend
Chapter 208 Girls can't be too violent
Chapter 208 Girls can't be too violent
At the moment, the office seemed extremely quiet. Both Chen Xinyue and Li An'an put down their work at the same time, and looked at the young man in front of them with burning eyes.
There was still a trace of murderous look in the eyes of the two women, with their arms crossed over their chests, they were waiting for Chen Yu's explanation. It seemed that as long as this brat didn't explain well in the next second, he would be killed and sacrificed to heaven!
And Chen Yu looked at the murderous two people in front of him, and felt aggrieved in his heart, why couldn't he control his mouth?If you insist on which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, isn't it just asking for trouble?
Chen Yu thought about it. After he was reborn, he didn't have a successful career like the protagonist of the novel, so forget it.
The most important thing is that I still seem to be bullied everywhere, either from the irascible old lady at home, or from that dead girl Tang Shiyun. . . . . .
Thinking of this, Chen Yu felt more and more wronged that he was very wronged. After being reborn, other people would make money in various ways, even open a harem, and the system, all at his fingertips.
However, how did I get here? Not only rebirth or the standard equipment for traversers - the system didn't give me.
Moreover, I often have to be oppressed by Tang Shiyun, a dead girl, and my irascible old sister, which is simply too much!
Chen Yu already felt in his heart that there is probably no rebirth or time traveler worse than himself.
However, now it's not about going to these things, but thinking about what to do so that the two women who are on the verge of going berserk can be fooled.
Otherwise, I am afraid that I will never be able to live to see the sun of tomorrow again!
At this moment, Chen Yu's brain is running rapidly, and almost all the brain cells that can be mobilized have been mobilized.
In Chen Yu's brain, countless brain cells are also at the extreme of life and death. For Chen Yu's life safety, they are also acting with full firepower, contributing their last strength to Chen Yu's life safety.
"I said brat, how long are you going to be in a daze, you should explain quickly!" Chen Xinyue looked at Chen Yu's appearance, a little funny, but she wanted to see what her stinky brother would say today .
Anyway, with these financial statements in my hands, only the subsequent finishing and the like are left, and I have time to complete them within the stipulated time.
So now, it would be more interesting to see what tricks this brat will play!
"Yes, yes, Xiaoyu, you should explain it to us quickly, otherwise, you may not be able to go back today. As for tomorrow's class, I can help you ask for leave!" An An also smiled softly.
"Wuuuu, two nasty old women, I'm going to sue you for child abuse!" Chen Yu was complaining constantly in his heart, and scolded the two women in front of him all over.
However, at this moment, he could only curse in his heart, he didn't dare to say it directly, otherwise, he would be the one who was unlucky.
After all, I am still a high school student now, what if this smelly old lady in my family cut off her pocket money and living expenses in a fit of anger?
Therefore, what should be endured is still to be endured. As long as I pass through this damn high school and go to the university campus, then I don't have to be afraid of the two of them.
Chen Yu thought about it, and his thoughts gradually came back. After all, the most important thing now is to fool these two hateful bad women and old women.
Otherwise, all the fantasies I just had in my heart are useless.
Chen Yu looked at the "terrifying" two girls in front of him, thought for a while, and then said to the two girls: "Then, look, although Zhang Ying is about the same age as the two of you, but because she often manages the relationship between students, her temper has already faded." It's gotten very irritable."
He looked up at the two girls in front of him, and continued, "Scientific studies have shown that girls who often lose their temper tend to age faster than other normal girls."
"The first is the heart, because when we are angry, our blood pressure continues to rise, and most of the blood flows from the heart to the brain, which is why the face turns red when angry. The heart maintains the vitality of other organs. Demand can only be met if it keeps beating faster.”
"Then it will damage the liver. When angry, the human body will secrete a substance called "catecholamine", which acts on the central nervous system to increase blood sugar, strengthen the decomposition of fatty acids, and increase the toxins in the blood and liver cells accordingly."
"And if girls are often angry, it will also cause various skin problems on the face, such as dull and yellowish complexion, acne, acne, acne, pigmentation, chloasma, etc."
Chen Yu seemed a little thirsty at this point, picked up the water glass next to him and drank it down, and then continued:
"And the appearance of these skin problems affects women's appearance, and also affects women's mood, which will make women more irritable and irritable. This is also the formation of a vicious circle."
"And Zhang Ying is often called an old woman by her students because her students are often angry with her, and now her temper has become a little grumpy, and you two are so gentle, you will definitely not look old, and You won't be called an old woman by others."
After Chen Yu finished speaking in one breath, he also breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, in his previous life, he often followed Tang Shiyun, a dead girl, and forced her to read some knowledge about beauty and health preservation with her.
I didn't want to hit these seemingly useless things today, but saved my life, otherwise, I'm afraid I would have been doomed today.
On the other hand, Chen Xinyue and Li An'an, after listening to Chen Yu's explanation (deception) explanation (debate), were already so surprised that they were speechless.
Where did this brat learn these things?
The two women looked at each other with questioning eyes, and shrugged at the same time, saying that they didn't teach him.
"Speak up! Brat, where did you learn all your twists and turns!" Chen Xinyue grabbed Chen Yu's ear, and her skillful movements made people feel distressed.
As for Li An'an, now he also consciously stepped aside, his beautiful eyes were fixed on the scene in front of him, planning to watch a good show.
"Old sister, let go, I read this in books." After Chen Yu was caught by the ear, he begged Chen Xinyue for mercy.
"Stinky boy, don't look at your homework all day long, it's useless!" Chen Xinyue scolded her unlucky brother.
(End of this chapter)
At the moment, the office seemed extremely quiet. Both Chen Xinyue and Li An'an put down their work at the same time, and looked at the young man in front of them with burning eyes.
There was still a trace of murderous look in the eyes of the two women, with their arms crossed over their chests, they were waiting for Chen Yu's explanation. It seemed that as long as this brat didn't explain well in the next second, he would be killed and sacrificed to heaven!
And Chen Yu looked at the murderous two people in front of him, and felt aggrieved in his heart, why couldn't he control his mouth?If you insist on which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, isn't it just asking for trouble?
Chen Yu thought about it. After he was reborn, he didn't have a successful career like the protagonist of the novel, so forget it.
The most important thing is that I still seem to be bullied everywhere, either from the irascible old lady at home, or from that dead girl Tang Shiyun. . . . . .
Thinking of this, Chen Yu felt more and more wronged that he was very wronged. After being reborn, other people would make money in various ways, even open a harem, and the system, all at his fingertips.
However, how did I get here? Not only rebirth or the standard equipment for traversers - the system didn't give me.
Moreover, I often have to be oppressed by Tang Shiyun, a dead girl, and my irascible old sister, which is simply too much!
Chen Yu already felt in his heart that there is probably no rebirth or time traveler worse than himself.
However, now it's not about going to these things, but thinking about what to do so that the two women who are on the verge of going berserk can be fooled.
Otherwise, I am afraid that I will never be able to live to see the sun of tomorrow again!
At this moment, Chen Yu's brain is running rapidly, and almost all the brain cells that can be mobilized have been mobilized.
In Chen Yu's brain, countless brain cells are also at the extreme of life and death. For Chen Yu's life safety, they are also acting with full firepower, contributing their last strength to Chen Yu's life safety.
"I said brat, how long are you going to be in a daze, you should explain quickly!" Chen Xinyue looked at Chen Yu's appearance, a little funny, but she wanted to see what her stinky brother would say today .
Anyway, with these financial statements in my hands, only the subsequent finishing and the like are left, and I have time to complete them within the stipulated time.
So now, it would be more interesting to see what tricks this brat will play!
"Yes, yes, Xiaoyu, you should explain it to us quickly, otherwise, you may not be able to go back today. As for tomorrow's class, I can help you ask for leave!" An An also smiled softly.
"Wuuuu, two nasty old women, I'm going to sue you for child abuse!" Chen Yu was complaining constantly in his heart, and scolded the two women in front of him all over.
However, at this moment, he could only curse in his heart, he didn't dare to say it directly, otherwise, he would be the one who was unlucky.
After all, I am still a high school student now, what if this smelly old lady in my family cut off her pocket money and living expenses in a fit of anger?
Therefore, what should be endured is still to be endured. As long as I pass through this damn high school and go to the university campus, then I don't have to be afraid of the two of them.
Chen Yu thought about it, and his thoughts gradually came back. After all, the most important thing now is to fool these two hateful bad women and old women.
Otherwise, all the fantasies I just had in my heart are useless.
Chen Yu looked at the "terrifying" two girls in front of him, thought for a while, and then said to the two girls: "Then, look, although Zhang Ying is about the same age as the two of you, but because she often manages the relationship between students, her temper has already faded." It's gotten very irritable."
He looked up at the two girls in front of him, and continued, "Scientific studies have shown that girls who often lose their temper tend to age faster than other normal girls."
"The first is the heart, because when we are angry, our blood pressure continues to rise, and most of the blood flows from the heart to the brain, which is why the face turns red when angry. The heart maintains the vitality of other organs. Demand can only be met if it keeps beating faster.”
"Then it will damage the liver. When angry, the human body will secrete a substance called "catecholamine", which acts on the central nervous system to increase blood sugar, strengthen the decomposition of fatty acids, and increase the toxins in the blood and liver cells accordingly."
"And if girls are often angry, it will also cause various skin problems on the face, such as dull and yellowish complexion, acne, acne, acne, pigmentation, chloasma, etc."
Chen Yu seemed a little thirsty at this point, picked up the water glass next to him and drank it down, and then continued:
"And the appearance of these skin problems affects women's appearance, and also affects women's mood, which will make women more irritable and irritable. This is also the formation of a vicious circle."
"And Zhang Ying is often called an old woman by her students because her students are often angry with her, and now her temper has become a little grumpy, and you two are so gentle, you will definitely not look old, and You won't be called an old woman by others."
After Chen Yu finished speaking in one breath, he also breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, in his previous life, he often followed Tang Shiyun, a dead girl, and forced her to read some knowledge about beauty and health preservation with her.
I didn't want to hit these seemingly useless things today, but saved my life, otherwise, I'm afraid I would have been doomed today.
On the other hand, Chen Xinyue and Li An'an, after listening to Chen Yu's explanation (deception) explanation (debate), were already so surprised that they were speechless.
Where did this brat learn these things?
The two women looked at each other with questioning eyes, and shrugged at the same time, saying that they didn't teach him.
"Speak up! Brat, where did you learn all your twists and turns!" Chen Xinyue grabbed Chen Yu's ear, and her skillful movements made people feel distressed.
As for Li An'an, now he also consciously stepped aside, his beautiful eyes were fixed on the scene in front of him, planning to watch a good show.
"Old sister, let go, I read this in books." After Chen Yu was caught by the ear, he begged Chen Xinyue for mercy.
"Stinky boy, don't look at your homework all day long, it's useless!" Chen Xinyue scolded her unlucky brother.
(End of this chapter)
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