Rebirth Happiness Raiders

Chapter 163

Why is Jiang Ruoyu laughing?Because she never imagined that there would be someone as talented as his father in the world.It is said that in the house of Dad and Mom, there is always a "calligraphy" work of Dad when he was young hanging by the window.Calligraphy, it was indeed written by my father with a brush. Although it is not framed and the characters are not satisfactory, it can be regarded as "calligraphy" for the time being.It is said that it was when Dad and Mom were in love, and Dad pursued Mom's arty works.It's just that the content is too stupid.The eight characters are in the form of couplets. The upper line is: "I am a watermelon." The second line is: "You are a stick."

She was ignorant when she was a child, but when she saw this word, she thought that her father was really talented, and the calligraphy was "big and black".In her concept at that time, "big and black" was a good word.And what is still fresh in her memory is that she once secretly took out this calligraphy and showed it to the children in the yard, saying how beautiful my father is and how beautiful this calligraphy is.The children didn't understand, and they all regarded Jiang Hongwei as a heavenly being. Unfortunately, this word was seen by the neighbor, Grandma Liu.Grandma Liu was overjoyed on the spot, and spread the word from ten to ten, and the "advanced" father's "calligraphy" attainments spread throughout the small courtyard in less than a day.When Dad came back from get off work and heard the neighbor's kind and non-kind ridicule, he was so angry that he was stupid!But at that time, she was still young, and she only knew about blind worship, and her father had nothing to do with her, so he had to make repeated orders, never to show his "work" in the air.

Later, when she grew up, Jiang Ruoyu realized that her father's calligraphy was really not good, and was ridiculed by others. These people in the courtyard took this as a joke and said-"That's magnificent, write calligraphy and write calligraphy. Watermelon sticks, it’s terrible to be uneducated” became the most popular catchphrase a few years ago.

But there is no such coincidence in the world.Looking at the picture unfolded in front of the gray-haired and well-fitting grandfather in front of him, the elegant and refined lines on it were written with content that was completely inconsistent with its style - "I am a watermelon", and a big watermelon was drawn in ink below.Classmate Jiang is funny and puzzled, strange things happen every year, especially this year.

The gray-haired old man——Bai Xiang'an, felt that the words in front of him were covered by a shadow, and looked up.When he saw clearly that it was a little girl in front of him, disappointment flashed in his eyes.He waved his hands impatiently: "Little girl, go away, don't block my stall."

Jiang Ruoyu didn't want to watch it too much at first, but the old man's tone of voice was too aggressive, and classmate Jiang felt a little dissatisfied. If you don't let me watch it, I still want to watch it.He simply stroked his skirt with his hands and squatted down.

"Hey, how did you..."

"Shh..." Jiang Ruoyu made a silent gesture, and studied the words.If she didn't squat down, she really wouldn't be able to see it.Whether it is mounted, or from the color of the paper and the ink color, this word is an old thing from the Republic of China. Jiang, regardless of whether the grandfather is willing or not, reached out and picked up the word for further confirmation. That's right, although the content of this piece of writing is very cowardly, there is no inscription or seal, and it is not from the hands of famous artists, but it is indeed something from the Republic of China period.Well, it should be something from the end of the Republic of China when liberation was about to happen, right?
"You little girl, what's the matter with you!" If Bai Xiang'an had a beard, he would definitely be pouted by this girl angrily, "What's the matter, you still want to take it if I don't let you!"

Only then did Jiang Ruoyu come back to his senses, put down his hand embarrassingly, and asked curiously: "Grandpa, do you want to sell this calligraphy?"

Bai Xiang'an was taken aback, and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, showing an obvious impatient expression on his wrinkled round face, "No, no, little girl, don't meddle in it."

Jiang Ruoyu saw that he was as rude as a fly, and finally became stubborn. If you don't let my old lady here, I still have to be here!
"Grandpa, if you come out to set up a stall, I'll ask you if you won't let it go? Then you don't want to set up a stall at all, and just close the stall and go home!"

"You..." Bai Xiang'an was speechless, what the little girl said was indeed reasonable, why would he show off if he didn't want people to see him?I had no choice but to say: "I'm here to ask for the second couplet."

"Please, please the next couplet?" Student Jiang's jaw was about to dislocate.

"Yes, just ask for the next line."

Jiang Ruoyu pursed her mouth: "Grandpa, your first couplet 'I'm a watermelon' is too vulgar, such a second couplet can be right, you don't want to play with people, right? Now, what's the benefit?"

Hearing these words, Bai Xiang'an finally raised his head, and patiently looked at the little girl in front of him.Fair skin, big eyes, small mouth with a mischievous smile, except that the shape of the head is a bit weird - a good face with a slightly plump melon seed, but there is an extra piece protruding from the top of the head, which looks like a "deformed gourd" like.This child has a rather lovable, lovely and spirited face.It's no wonder that such "philistine" words can be said at a young age.

Since she was serious, Bai Xiangan also took it seriously, and said with a smile: "There are benefits, you pay five yuan to buy my paper and ink, and if you get the answer right, I will give you this picture for free! If you get the wrong answer, the five yuan No refund. It’s just that it’s for men in their 40s and [-]s, not you, a little girl!”

"Eh?" Jiang Ruoyu wondered, "Why can't the little girl do it?"

The old man tilted his head: "I just can't, but if you want to try, girl, I can give you a special accommodation."

Jiang Ruoyu knew it in his heart when he heard it. This old man got this feeling by bluffing in the market. The first couplet "I am a watermelon" and your second couplet are like a banana to me, a grape, an apple, whatever, isn't that all right? ?But whether you are right or not is not a matter of asking the old man to say something. If he says no, you will spend five yuan in vain.

Jiang Ruoyu curled her lips, rolled her big eyes and despised the old man opposite, thinking that you were wearing a famous brand suit and dressed like an old gentleman, but she didn't expect to be a charlatan, what a shame!

Bai Xiangan let Jiang Ruoyu show his old face flushed, coughed and said, "Little girl, if you don't dare, forget it." For some reason, Bai Xiangan thought the little girl in front of him was interesting and wanted to tease her.

Jiang Ruoyu snorted, aggressive method?My old lady will eat your way.But then I thought about it again—why did the words of the father at home coincide with the content of the upper couplet of this couple so coincidentally?Will the second line be "You are a mallet"?If it is true, if you buy a pair of characters from the Republic of China period for five yuan, you can earn at least ten yuan and 20 yuan by reselling them.The reason for saying ten yuan and 20 yuan is of course because its content is really not good.

But why doesn't she earn money? "If you don't accumulate small steps, you can't reach thousands of miles, and if you don't accumulate small streams, you can't reach rivers." She can't stop earning just because she has less money. She understands the truth that accumulating less makes more.

Thinking of this, classmate Jiang curled her lips, stood up and said, "That's right, what's the big deal, then, here..." She reached out her hand to touch her pocket, and she was embarrassed to find that there was no money in her skirt pocket, and her schoolbag was empty. Still out of school.

"Uh, wait a minute." Jiang was a little embarrassed, and turned to look in the direction of the watermelon stall, where Ye Tuo was paying the money.Jiang Ruoyu hurried over.

"Huanhuan, do you have an extra five yuan in your pocket?"

"Ah?" Ye Tuo was stunned, holding a watermelon in his arms. "No more, there are five yuan in total. Don't you still buy watermelons? What's wrong? It's not enough to break open."

Jiang Ruoyu quickly smiled obsequiously at the watermelon stall owner, put the watermelon back in Ye Tuo's hand, and said, "Well, uncle, we don't want the watermelon anymore."

"Ah? Why, why don't you eat it?" Ye Tuo wondered.

The watermelon stall owner quit, "Hey, this watermelon is called out, you don't want it, isn't this a scam, you are just playing with people!"

"But..." Student Jiang looked at the old gentleman in the suit, gritted his teeth and said, "How much is your watermelon?"

Ye Tuo said blankly: "One piece. Er Fatty, you want... Hey! What are you doing!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw classmate Jiang turning into a whirlwind, blowing to the calligraphy and painting booth, squatting on the ground and chatting nonsense with the old grandfather, and could vaguely hear something:
"...cheaper...just four yuan...pass this village..."

After a while, Erpang flew back with a successful smile on his face, and said to him, "Take the watermelon and lend me your remaining four yuan."

Ye Tuo was stunned, and hurriedly paid the man. The stall owner gave him four dollars. He picked up the watermelon, and obediently gave the remaining four dollars to Jiang Ruoyu.He asked curiously, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Classmate Jiang waved his hand: "Don't worry about it, I'm useful." Then he returned to the calligraphy and painting booth and handed over four yuan: "Then, grandpa, I'll give you the money, I'm going to write. "

Bai Xiang'an was amused in his heart, he was a child after all, he wrote a word with a price, and there was a [-]% discount, this little girl was so excited about the price, listening to Errenzhuan after spending money was not as interesting as listening to her talk.After coughing, Bai Xiang'an told himself to be more serious, took the money and said, "Okay, you can write." After speaking, he winked at the young man in sunglasses opposite him.

Jiang Ruoyu turned over with a smile, picked up the brush and was about to write when Ye Tuo spoke.

"Er fat, you spend four yuan to learn to write?"

"No, it's useful. Hey, don't worry about it. I'll pay you back later." Jiang Ruoyu patted Ye Tuo with a smile on her face, and then wrote with a pen full of thick ink.Because she often made fakes in her previous life, classmate Jiang's calligraphy skills are definitely not low, and imitating famous works is enough to make the fake ones look like the real ones, but in this market, she doesn't need to be too eccentric. The second couplet of the five characters—"You are a stick", the "板" of the stick is not very good at writing, so it is drawn in a circle.

The problem of forgetting characters when picking up a pen is really terrible. In her previous life, she typed a lot on the computer, and this "stick" is not used very often. It is an uncommon word for her. Jiang Ruoyu blushed a little, holding her horrible "calligraphy work"" You are a stick o" walked to the old man opposite, and said shamelessly: "Grandpa, I was going to write 'you are a stick', but there is one word that I can't. Anyway, you only ask for the content, look at me Is the answer correct,... grandpa?"

Jiang Ruoyu was a little silly, she saw the old man's eyes lit up and glowing green without exaggeration!What kind of situation is this?

(End of this chapter)