Married three times as a concubine, the prince is playing tricks
Chapter 422 Hilarious Side Story: I'm Prettier than You 1
Chapter 422 Hilarious Side Story: I'm Prettier than You 1
"What is your Majesty talking about? Didn't I say it was for EMI's sake... Besides, aside from EMI, Tianyu and Luanfeng are also allied neighbors. I can't be attached to this kind of sympathy." Don't even give it to Her Majesty the Queen..."
Soft-spoken, Shen Lingbo's words sound nice, but there is a hint of cunning.So wait for the voice to fall, and then change the subject
"However, this brother still knows how to settle accounts, so it's easy for me to take in Her Majesty the Queen, but Her Majesty must give some hard money... But, Don't worry, Your Majesty, just rely on your status. The relationship between us, no matter what I say, I will give you a discount!"
"...You, you...you ask me for money?!"
Empress Luanfeng was shocked, because she never dreamed that Shen Lingbo would say that!It can be heard that Shen Lingbo showed a smile of 'you are so cute' and 'you are such an idiot', and clicked his lips at the same time
"Tsk tsk tsk, look at what your majesty said, why am I asking for money?! I'm making money in a fair and honest way... Besides, don't your majesty really think that there will be pie in the sky? You must know that if something really falls from the sky one day, it will not be a pie, but a trap!"
Said, then Shen Lingbo hooked his lips and smiled
"So, Her Majesty also needs to understand! After all, these days, why don't you use money?! Besides, you also need to know that you are the Queen of Luanfeng, so I can't make cornbread pickles for you, Your Majesty! How can you say three times a day? You can’t have a meal with a chef, right? Besides the food, the tea you usually drink, and the sunflower seeds you knock out, these are all top-level tributes, which are not available to ordinary people outside, so your Majesty the Empress Think about it, it's only natural for me to ask you for money..."
"Of course, don't be nervous, Your Majesty. Besides, I said a discount, so of course I didn't just say it nicely, and then I settled it like this... Well, that's fine, I won't settle those fractions with you, Your Majesty the Queen." Alright, just 1000 taels a day! What do you think, Your Majesty the Empress?!"
Well, guess what, Shen Lingbo is the only one who can say this!Balabala said after a while, the opening mouth is 1000 taels, and it is only for a day... Therefore, it is conceivable that after hearing her words, Empress Luanfeng's face is really colorful!
Empress Luanfeng was very angry again.Then it was not until a while later that he came back to his senses, and then he couldn't help but gritted his teeth and asked:
"1000 taels... Hehe... Hehe... Princess Rui really breathed a sigh of relief! I just don't know what Princess Rui has prepared for me, and she wants 1000 taels a day?!"
"What? Is Your Majesty too expensive?"
Blinking his eyes, Shen Lingbo was so innocent!Then he smiled and continued:
"It's actually very simple, of course it's a good thing! And it's not just food, clothing, and use, of course it's a good thing! And how can this good thing cost money?! So, this addition and subtraction, 1000 taels It's really not expensive...Of course, if Her Majesty the Queen has no money, it's another matter if she thinks it's expensive. You can even go to an inn in the city, but will anyone disturb you in that inn? There are other guests who go out at night, and I dare not say whether the food they make is fresh and clean!"
As soon as the words fell, Shen Lingbo immediately gave Empress Luanfeng a look of "I think about it", and turned around and left... Unfortunately, this time is the same as the last time. After taking two steps, he came back again, and then Empress Luanfeng Frowning and wanting to ask her, when you have a shitty thing to do, Shen Lingbo suddenly smiled at her, and at the same time said in a low voice:
"Oh, by the way, I remembered one more thing... If I remember correctly, Her Majesty the Empress seemed to be winking at my family Jingnian just now!"
Only one step away from Empress Luanfeng, Shen Lingbo spoke in a low voice, murmuring word by word, but it was indescribably weird.Upon hearing this, Empress Luanfeng was taken aback for a moment, but then she raised her eyebrows and smiled instantly
"Heh... so, so, is Princess Rui warning me to stay away from Prince Rui?! Or do you want to tell me that Prince Rui is yours, so let me stop wishful thinking?!"
Being able to lead such a huge Luanfeng, the Empress Luanfeng was not given for nothing!Although Shen Lingbo had tried to punch the wall several times before, he would calm down immediately after all!Therefore, as soon as Shen Lingbo mentioned Mu Jingnian, he immediately became more confident.What she didn't expect was that Shen Lingbo was neither angry nor annoyed by what she said, and immediately asked back without thinking.
"Then what does Her Majesty think I'm talking about?"
Shen Lingbo remained motionless, and let Empress Luanfeng eat hot taro without asking any questions!Therefore, after a short moment of being dazed again, Empress Luanfeng really didn't know how to answer, so that in the end, it took a long time before she couldn't help pulling the corner of her mouth stiffly.
"Heh... At first I thought that Princess Rui was a very different woman, but I didn't expect it to be so vulgar!"
These words were obviously a remark by Empress Luanfeng who changed the subject and added retorts, but upon hearing this, Shen Lingbo raised his eyebrows and smiled instantly, and then proudly raised his hand to caress the broken hair that fell on his forehead
"Hehe, yes, this princess is vulgar, vulgar... It's a pity, no matter how vulgar this princess is, she won't flirt or wink at a married man!"
Shen Lingbo always speaks with a stick in his lungs!And this sentence at this time directly made Empress Luanfeng almost pissed into a cerebral hemorrhage!Seeing her face full of shame and indignation, Shen Lingbo couldn't help but sneered slightly.
"Hey, there's no way, this man, once we get married, he becomes someone else's, and for those who have already attached an exclusive label, this princess has never been interested in it!"
In line with the life motto of killing people, Shen Lingbo beat Empress Luanfeng to pieces!
But I have to say that Empress Luanfeng also really has the ability of "Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death", so even if she is beaten to death by Shen Lingbo, she can still recover after all kinds of struggles!As a result, after all kinds of madness at this time, Empress Luanfeng couldn't help calming down again, and then raised her eyes to deliberately look at Shen Lingbo, and then snorted coldly
"Hmph, Princess Rui really has some abilities, but I have underestimated you... But, Princess Rui said this, can I understand that Princess Rui is very sure about Prince Rui? Are you sure you're winning?!"
Perhaps, for a woman, Prince Rui Mu Jingnian does have everything that all women yearn for...a handsome appearance, a gentle smile, a graceful figure, together with the temperament and wisdom that emanate faintly from time to time, and That royal background that cannot be underestimated!
Therefore, the moment she saw such a man, Empress Luanfeng, who was also a woman, said she was not tempted, it was a lie!But Empress Luanfeng is not a nympho after all. As the king of a country, she naturally has brains, abilities, and pride that other women do not have!Therefore, it can be said that Mu Jingnian definitely has a good impression of Empress Luanfeng, and his heart is also a little bit, but if the infatuation is like love at first sight, it has not reached that level!
So, to put it simply, if this is normal, although Empress Luanfeng has a good impression of Mu Jingnian, it only exists within the scope of the good impression, but if it goes further, she may not be able to do it!But right now, Shen Lingbo is really annoying!It was so irritating that Empress Luanfeng never forgot to curse Shen Lingbo even when she was sleeping and talking in her sleep, so that when all the enmity and resentment were added together, Empress Luanfeng naturally didn't have that kind of thought, but she wouldn't make Shen Lingbo feel better with her mouth. , and even had to take advantage of this opportunity to deliberately get angry
Shen Lingbo was completely classified as a deadly enemy by Empress Luanfeng, so while speaking here, Empress Luanfeng instantly regained her arrogance, smiled with her lips curled up, and then continued:
"But, Princess Rui, don't forget that I am the ruler of Luanfeng, the king of a country... Needless to say, I am superior in everything! Of course, I am not saying that you, Princess Rui, have a bad background. After all, the identity of the daughter of a first-rank official is not as good as that of the king of a country, isn't it?"
"Besides, apart from these, I think my appearance is not bad, so, Princess Rui, why don't you tell me, if I really want to make money with you, how can you compare with me?!"
Empress Luanfeng spoke triumphantly.And I have to say that what she said is indeed the truth, but Shen Lingbo was neither in a hurry nor annoyed, he slightly pursed his lower lip, and then just looked at Empress Luanfeng in front of him.
Shen Lingbo watched quietly, didn't speak, didn't get angry, his calm appearance was like a monk in meditation!An eerie silence pervades the air, revealing an intriguing tension
But no matter what, Shen Lingbo just didn't speak!And being stared at like this, even a god can't stand it!So, after waiting for a while, Empress Luanfeng was finally taken aback by Shen Lingbo, and she couldn't help frowning... But at this moment, just when Empress Luanfeng was about to say something, she saw Shen Lingbo, who did not move, had a flash in his eyes, and at the same time said in a low voice:
"I'm prettier than you!"
Well, it is estimated that Empress Luanfeng never dreamed that Shen Lingbo would say such a sentence after holding back for a long time!But it was only five short words, but after a short moment of stupefaction, Empress Luanfeng wanted to run away in a frenzy!
After all, there is no woman in this world who does not love beauty!And Empress Luanfeng is also a woman, so naturally she also loves beauty!But this matter of appearance does not mean that you can exchange money or status!Therefore, it can be said that Shen Lingbo's words instantly defeated all the confidence that Empress Luanfeng said just now!
But Empress Luanfeng is also stubborn, so how can she submit like this? !Therefore, after being pissed off for a long time, he shouted without thinking:
"I, I, I have more rights than you!"
Come to think of it, Empress Luanfeng was really confused by Shen Lingbo's anger!I even forgot to call myself 'Zhen'!But at this time, upon hearing this, Shen Lingbo curled his lips, and at the same time said lazily with his arms folded
"I'm prettier than you!"
"You...I, I am higher than you!"
"I'm prettier than you!"
"I... I am richer than you!"
"I'm prettier than you!"
"I……"
Empress Luanfeng was finally speechless!In sum, no matter what she said, Shen Lingbo would use that sentence to deal with her!Of course, after all, Empress Luanfeng is not ugly, she is even very beautiful, but compared with Shen Lingbo, she still lacks the charm and charm of Mimi!And it was that Mimi that drove Empress Luanfeng crazy half to death!
(End of this chapter)
"What is your Majesty talking about? Didn't I say it was for EMI's sake... Besides, aside from EMI, Tianyu and Luanfeng are also allied neighbors. I can't be attached to this kind of sympathy." Don't even give it to Her Majesty the Queen..."
Soft-spoken, Shen Lingbo's words sound nice, but there is a hint of cunning.So wait for the voice to fall, and then change the subject
"However, this brother still knows how to settle accounts, so it's easy for me to take in Her Majesty the Queen, but Her Majesty must give some hard money... But, Don't worry, Your Majesty, just rely on your status. The relationship between us, no matter what I say, I will give you a discount!"
"...You, you...you ask me for money?!"
Empress Luanfeng was shocked, because she never dreamed that Shen Lingbo would say that!It can be heard that Shen Lingbo showed a smile of 'you are so cute' and 'you are such an idiot', and clicked his lips at the same time
"Tsk tsk tsk, look at what your majesty said, why am I asking for money?! I'm making money in a fair and honest way... Besides, don't your majesty really think that there will be pie in the sky? You must know that if something really falls from the sky one day, it will not be a pie, but a trap!"
Said, then Shen Lingbo hooked his lips and smiled
"So, Her Majesty also needs to understand! After all, these days, why don't you use money?! Besides, you also need to know that you are the Queen of Luanfeng, so I can't make cornbread pickles for you, Your Majesty! How can you say three times a day? You can’t have a meal with a chef, right? Besides the food, the tea you usually drink, and the sunflower seeds you knock out, these are all top-level tributes, which are not available to ordinary people outside, so your Majesty the Empress Think about it, it's only natural for me to ask you for money..."
"Of course, don't be nervous, Your Majesty. Besides, I said a discount, so of course I didn't just say it nicely, and then I settled it like this... Well, that's fine, I won't settle those fractions with you, Your Majesty the Queen." Alright, just 1000 taels a day! What do you think, Your Majesty the Empress?!"
Well, guess what, Shen Lingbo is the only one who can say this!Balabala said after a while, the opening mouth is 1000 taels, and it is only for a day... Therefore, it is conceivable that after hearing her words, Empress Luanfeng's face is really colorful!
Empress Luanfeng was very angry again.Then it was not until a while later that he came back to his senses, and then he couldn't help but gritted his teeth and asked:
"1000 taels... Hehe... Hehe... Princess Rui really breathed a sigh of relief! I just don't know what Princess Rui has prepared for me, and she wants 1000 taels a day?!"
"What? Is Your Majesty too expensive?"
Blinking his eyes, Shen Lingbo was so innocent!Then he smiled and continued:
"It's actually very simple, of course it's a good thing! And it's not just food, clothing, and use, of course it's a good thing! And how can this good thing cost money?! So, this addition and subtraction, 1000 taels It's really not expensive...Of course, if Her Majesty the Queen has no money, it's another matter if she thinks it's expensive. You can even go to an inn in the city, but will anyone disturb you in that inn? There are other guests who go out at night, and I dare not say whether the food they make is fresh and clean!"
As soon as the words fell, Shen Lingbo immediately gave Empress Luanfeng a look of "I think about it", and turned around and left... Unfortunately, this time is the same as the last time. After taking two steps, he came back again, and then Empress Luanfeng Frowning and wanting to ask her, when you have a shitty thing to do, Shen Lingbo suddenly smiled at her, and at the same time said in a low voice:
"Oh, by the way, I remembered one more thing... If I remember correctly, Her Majesty the Empress seemed to be winking at my family Jingnian just now!"
Only one step away from Empress Luanfeng, Shen Lingbo spoke in a low voice, murmuring word by word, but it was indescribably weird.Upon hearing this, Empress Luanfeng was taken aback for a moment, but then she raised her eyebrows and smiled instantly
"Heh... so, so, is Princess Rui warning me to stay away from Prince Rui?! Or do you want to tell me that Prince Rui is yours, so let me stop wishful thinking?!"
Being able to lead such a huge Luanfeng, the Empress Luanfeng was not given for nothing!Although Shen Lingbo had tried to punch the wall several times before, he would calm down immediately after all!Therefore, as soon as Shen Lingbo mentioned Mu Jingnian, he immediately became more confident.What she didn't expect was that Shen Lingbo was neither angry nor annoyed by what she said, and immediately asked back without thinking.
"Then what does Her Majesty think I'm talking about?"
Shen Lingbo remained motionless, and let Empress Luanfeng eat hot taro without asking any questions!Therefore, after a short moment of being dazed again, Empress Luanfeng really didn't know how to answer, so that in the end, it took a long time before she couldn't help pulling the corner of her mouth stiffly.
"Heh... At first I thought that Princess Rui was a very different woman, but I didn't expect it to be so vulgar!"
These words were obviously a remark by Empress Luanfeng who changed the subject and added retorts, but upon hearing this, Shen Lingbo raised his eyebrows and smiled instantly, and then proudly raised his hand to caress the broken hair that fell on his forehead
"Hehe, yes, this princess is vulgar, vulgar... It's a pity, no matter how vulgar this princess is, she won't flirt or wink at a married man!"
Shen Lingbo always speaks with a stick in his lungs!And this sentence at this time directly made Empress Luanfeng almost pissed into a cerebral hemorrhage!Seeing her face full of shame and indignation, Shen Lingbo couldn't help but sneered slightly.
"Hey, there's no way, this man, once we get married, he becomes someone else's, and for those who have already attached an exclusive label, this princess has never been interested in it!"
In line with the life motto of killing people, Shen Lingbo beat Empress Luanfeng to pieces!
But I have to say that Empress Luanfeng also really has the ability of "Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death", so even if she is beaten to death by Shen Lingbo, she can still recover after all kinds of struggles!As a result, after all kinds of madness at this time, Empress Luanfeng couldn't help calming down again, and then raised her eyes to deliberately look at Shen Lingbo, and then snorted coldly
"Hmph, Princess Rui really has some abilities, but I have underestimated you... But, Princess Rui said this, can I understand that Princess Rui is very sure about Prince Rui? Are you sure you're winning?!"
Perhaps, for a woman, Prince Rui Mu Jingnian does have everything that all women yearn for...a handsome appearance, a gentle smile, a graceful figure, together with the temperament and wisdom that emanate faintly from time to time, and That royal background that cannot be underestimated!
Therefore, the moment she saw such a man, Empress Luanfeng, who was also a woman, said she was not tempted, it was a lie!But Empress Luanfeng is not a nympho after all. As the king of a country, she naturally has brains, abilities, and pride that other women do not have!Therefore, it can be said that Mu Jingnian definitely has a good impression of Empress Luanfeng, and his heart is also a little bit, but if the infatuation is like love at first sight, it has not reached that level!
So, to put it simply, if this is normal, although Empress Luanfeng has a good impression of Mu Jingnian, it only exists within the scope of the good impression, but if it goes further, she may not be able to do it!But right now, Shen Lingbo is really annoying!It was so irritating that Empress Luanfeng never forgot to curse Shen Lingbo even when she was sleeping and talking in her sleep, so that when all the enmity and resentment were added together, Empress Luanfeng naturally didn't have that kind of thought, but she wouldn't make Shen Lingbo feel better with her mouth. , and even had to take advantage of this opportunity to deliberately get angry
Shen Lingbo was completely classified as a deadly enemy by Empress Luanfeng, so while speaking here, Empress Luanfeng instantly regained her arrogance, smiled with her lips curled up, and then continued:
"But, Princess Rui, don't forget that I am the ruler of Luanfeng, the king of a country... Needless to say, I am superior in everything! Of course, I am not saying that you, Princess Rui, have a bad background. After all, the identity of the daughter of a first-rank official is not as good as that of the king of a country, isn't it?"
"Besides, apart from these, I think my appearance is not bad, so, Princess Rui, why don't you tell me, if I really want to make money with you, how can you compare with me?!"
Empress Luanfeng spoke triumphantly.And I have to say that what she said is indeed the truth, but Shen Lingbo was neither in a hurry nor annoyed, he slightly pursed his lower lip, and then just looked at Empress Luanfeng in front of him.
Shen Lingbo watched quietly, didn't speak, didn't get angry, his calm appearance was like a monk in meditation!An eerie silence pervades the air, revealing an intriguing tension
But no matter what, Shen Lingbo just didn't speak!And being stared at like this, even a god can't stand it!So, after waiting for a while, Empress Luanfeng was finally taken aback by Shen Lingbo, and she couldn't help frowning... But at this moment, just when Empress Luanfeng was about to say something, she saw Shen Lingbo, who did not move, had a flash in his eyes, and at the same time said in a low voice:
"I'm prettier than you!"
Well, it is estimated that Empress Luanfeng never dreamed that Shen Lingbo would say such a sentence after holding back for a long time!But it was only five short words, but after a short moment of stupefaction, Empress Luanfeng wanted to run away in a frenzy!
After all, there is no woman in this world who does not love beauty!And Empress Luanfeng is also a woman, so naturally she also loves beauty!But this matter of appearance does not mean that you can exchange money or status!Therefore, it can be said that Shen Lingbo's words instantly defeated all the confidence that Empress Luanfeng said just now!
But Empress Luanfeng is also stubborn, so how can she submit like this? !Therefore, after being pissed off for a long time, he shouted without thinking:
"I, I, I have more rights than you!"
Come to think of it, Empress Luanfeng was really confused by Shen Lingbo's anger!I even forgot to call myself 'Zhen'!But at this time, upon hearing this, Shen Lingbo curled his lips, and at the same time said lazily with his arms folded
"I'm prettier than you!"
"You...I, I am higher than you!"
"I'm prettier than you!"
"I... I am richer than you!"
"I'm prettier than you!"
"I……"
Empress Luanfeng was finally speechless!In sum, no matter what she said, Shen Lingbo would use that sentence to deal with her!Of course, after all, Empress Luanfeng is not ugly, she is even very beautiful, but compared with Shen Lingbo, she still lacks the charm and charm of Mimi!And it was that Mimi that drove Empress Luanfeng crazy half to death!
(End of this chapter)
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