The young master and the witch's wife

Chapter 47

"It's stuck!"

The paper was yellowish and sticky, and it was an eggshell from one hand.

After the No. 19 egg died, Yue Bingyou finally couldn't help the volcanic eruption: "Lan Shaoyi! I really think you have assimilated with a pig. Telling you to hold the egg to write is not to crush them all, you Did you really not understand or did it on purpose!"

I saw Yue Bingyou's brows were upside down, glaring at Lan Shaoyi angrily, a raging fire seemed to be ignited in her bright eyes, her expression seemed to want to eat Lan Shaoyi in one bite.

Lan Shaoyi was squinted by Yue Bingyou's roaring saliva, but he was secretly laughing, I just want to piss you off, piss you off!Sure enough, it is dead.

Chuntao stood aside, treating herself as a blind person, concentrating on practicing calligraphy. At the beginning of human beings, nature is kind...

"Lan Shaoyi, how many eggs have you broken today? You can only eat a few eggs for lunch at noon, and the rest of the dishes are all waived. You are not allowed to eat anything else until you finish eating these eggs!" I fight, I will make you unable to cry!
what!Lan Shaoyi's face suddenly changed, let him think about it, today he broke nineteen... kala... twenty eggs...

"My young master doesn't want to eat so many eggs!" He didn't choke to death!

"Do you have any room for objection?" The good-looking eyes slanted, and the tone was absolutely calm before the storm. At the moment, Lan Shaoyi couldn't speak a word. He really had no room for objection...

"Then...then you don't need to eat so much!"

"It's not negotiable, you just wait for the egg feast at noon today!" Who told you to crush so many eggs, what a waste!

Yue Bingyou looked proudly at Lan Shaoyi's livid handsome face, she found that Lan Shaoyi was so cute when he was deflated, hehe, she had to straighten up when she saw him in the future! (Pure personality perversion!)

"Second young lady, I've finished writing." Chuntao interrupted Yue Bingyou's perverted fantasies at the right time, and handed her handwriting to Yue Bingyou for review, feeling a little uneasy in her heart, isn't her writing ugly?

Yue Bingyou read it carefully, although Chuntao's handwriting was not satisfactory, but for a novice, it was not bad, and the posture of holding the pen was correct, and the egg was not broken, which made Yue Bingyou very happy. satisfy.

"Chuntao, your writing is very good, as long as you stick to it, you will make great progress! But you... I said Mr. Lan, what did I just say? What if you are worse than Chuntao?" Yue Bingyou's eyes They were full of evil eyes, looking Lan Shaoyi up and down with good intentions, which made Lan Shaoyi feel cold all over.

"You... what are you doing, don't mess around!" I felt like a little girl who was molested.

"What am I going to do? Don't you know what I'm going to do? I can't escape...hehe..." Such classic words.

Chuntao was waiting for the two of them, her head was covered with cold sweat and black lines were densely covered, both of them were crazy...

"Don't come here, come again... I will call you!" Sure enough...

"Scream, no one will dare to save you if you scream, you'd better obey me obediently..." Disgusting...

Lan Shaoyi backed away in fright, and accidentally bumped into a chair, Yue Bingyou flashed over, before Lan Shaoyi could see clearly, he felt a force attacking his knees from behind, causing his legs to bend involuntarily, and he was about to get up , but there was a heavy weight on his shoulders, and he squatted down again.

"Okay! Squat down and don't move!"

Lan Shaoyi didn't dare to move anymore, he squatted in front of the desk, not moving up and down.

"Take a pen and continue to practice calligraphy. I will finish copying this Three Character Classic and three hundred poems today. If you don't finish copying, you are not allowed to get up!"

"Ah?! No way—" someone's scream resounded throughout the world.

Do you know the consequences of having eggs for lunch?
Lan Shaoyi was still squatting in a horse stance, because Yue Bing had tightened the acupuncture points on his legs, so he couldn't move even if he wanted to, and stared straight at the vegetables on the table.

Scrambled eggs with chives, scrambled eggs with green peppers, steamed eggs with a spoon, fried eggs with chopped green onions, seaweed egg soup, boiled white eggs, and tea eggs...

The whole table was full of eggs, and there was no dish without eggs. Lan Shaoyi looked at it and thought that the table was full of egg yolks...

The hand holding the chopsticks was stiff, it seemed that there were eggs no matter which plate he started with, and Yue Bingyou cooked it very well, saying that the eggs were already rich in nutrition, and there was no need for rice at all, so he I can only eat this whole egg feast at noon.

And Yue Bingyou and Chun Tao sat at another small table, one meat, one vegetable, one clear soup, very comfortable, watching Lan Shaoyi's mouth watering, the most painful thing about eating was eating what was in the bowl and looking at what was in the pot, And those pots are still inedible...

He is so miserable, his humble desire to eat white rice can't be fulfilled, it seems that he is still the second young master of the Lan family! ! !

One bite of egg on the left, one bite of egg on the right, and a mouthful of soup is full of egg taste.

He decided that he would hate eggs all his life!
On this day, Lan Shaoyi ate the most eggs ever, so that from now on, whenever he mentioned eggs, he would be allergic all over his body, and never dared to touch eggs again.

Lan Shaoyi spent the whole afternoon in pain.

Who would squat in the horse stance all afternoon without pain? Lan Shaoyi maintained the horse stance while practicing calligraphy while listening to Yue Bingyou's teaching word by word. Only after he knew all the characters did he unlock the acupuncture points on his legs.

"Sister, it's not too bad today. At least I wrote down the three-character scriptures. Although few of the written characters passed the test, I was extra merciful on the first day. The three-character scriptures are things that teach people to cultivate their bodies. Give them to me tonight." Memorize it all and write it down for me tomorrow morning, otherwise you will have to wait for eggs for breakfast!"

As soon as he heard the egg, Lan Shaoyi felt sick all over his body, oh my god, it's an egg again, he's dead!
(End of this chapter)