The safety and comfort of traveling through farming

Chapter 19

Chinese New Year is a very complicated and serious thing!

Looking through the almanac, there are things that should be done every day since the twelfth lunar month, twelfth lunar month 23, offering sacrifices to the kitchen god; 24, general cleaning; 25, pasting windows; 26, cutting new year meat; 27. Steam steamed buns; stay up all night at 28, twist and twist on the first day of the new year.

He Tao struggled with these traditional customs for a long time, and then discussed with Fu Shi for a while, and in the end the two of them had a lawsuit over their heads.Fu Shi lived alone early, and he was always perfunctory. When He Tao was not married, he did whatever his elders asked him to do. He didn't have a deep impression at all—he just remembered that there was a reunion dinner during the New Year, and maybe there was New clothes to wear!So, the two finally decided: Just mess with it!
23 offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God.Because of Wu's guidance, He Tao bought all the candies, incense candles and other items for the sacrifice when buying new year's goods.As soon as they put it on smoothly, the two bowed respectfully, and then said a few good words to the kitchen god who had a heavy responsibility.

24 cleaning, because the house will be built in the beginning of spring, the couple is not interested in cleaning, and it will be done after a while!I just took a broom and swept it twice casually, and it was over when the occasion came.

25 Paste the windows. There is nothing to paste the windows in their house, just a wooden window.So, that's how 25 passed.

26 years of meat, their family does not raise pigs, unable to kill pigs.Fu Shi took out the pork bought at the Daji Festival and cut it into several pieces symbolically.When He Tao saw it, he asked him to make persistent efforts, chop up some pork stuffing, and she fried meatballs.So on the 26th day, the Fu family fried a bamboo sieve of meatballs.

27. Butchering the roosters, Fu Shi took out two red-crowned roosters bought from the market, cut off the trachea with a knife, then walked around the hut with the chicken wings, and sprinkled the blood of the chickens to avoid evil and drive away evil spirits.After finishing the work, the two chickens were chopped into eight pieces, and He Tao fried them into crispy meat.

28. The young couple of the Fu family did as they did, and sent out two pots of white noodles, which were used to make steamed buns and make dumplings.

On the second day, 29 really steamed the steamed buns.Because it is unlucky not to use a knife for a few days from the first day to the fourth day, so the two made the food for those days in advance.Anyway, it's cold, so it won't go bad.

It's New Year's Eve in the blink of an eye. Although there are only two people, the New Year's Eve dinner is unambiguous.He Tao has been busy since the morning. First, he stewed a whole old hen with yam, wolfberry and rock sugar until the meal is ready; then he began to cook braised pork, fried tofu fish, steamed sixi meatballs, boiled crispy meat and radish, and finally served a plate of cabbage Si, crowded the small low table to the brim, and there was almost no place to put the chopsticks.

As a rule, on the [-]th day, ancestors are worshiped.The two went to the Fu family's ancestral grave with the knife head, wine and incense candle money.The tombs of Fu and his wife are next to each other. When they arrived, there was a pile of unburned incense and paper money in front of the tomb. It was obvious that the Erfang family had already visited.Fu Shi solemnly offered the knife head in front of his parents' tomb, then lit a candle and put it on, held up the incense and bowed respectfully three times, and kowtowed three more times before calling He Tao to come and kowtow.

While burning paper money, he reported to his parents: "Father, mother, this is my daughter-in-law He Tao. Take her here today to kowtow to your elders, and we will bring our children to kowtow to you in the future. Parents are as good as mothers." If you know, please rest assured!"

Fu Shi spoke very seriously, even with He Tao, he burned paper money and said, "Father-in-law, mother-in-law, I am your daughter-in-law He Tao, Fu Shi is very good, don't worry, we will live well. "

After speaking, they offered incense and kowtow to the grandparents and great-grandfathers of the Fu family's ancestors. Finally, Fu Shi lit the firecrackers, and the "crackling" sound was over, and the two went home to eat the New Year's Eve dinner.

Although there were only two people at the dinner table, they still ate warmly and happily. Fu Shi kept smiling, and He Tao followed suit.

When we were full, it was getting dark.Because they wanted to watch the year, the two of them didn't move their place. They just sat at the low table and chatted by the fire. When they were talking about building a house, Fu Shi slapped his head: "Oh, why did you forget this!"

After speaking, he stood up and dug out a jar of wine.

"Hey, I thought you didn't drink!" The men here would have a drink from time to time as long as their lives were decent at home, such as He's father and Fu's second uncle, but He Tao and Fu Shi She hadn't seen Fu Shi touch a drop of wine in almost two months since they got married, so she thought he didn't drink.

Fu Shi put out two bowls with a smile on his face, and handed a bowl full to He Tao: "There must be wine for the New Year's Eve dinner, the more you drink, the more you have! I forgot just now. You can also have some, this is green plum wine, no spicy."

He Tao sniffed and smelled it, and it really smelled like plums, then she stuck out her tongue and tasted it, it was indeed not spicy, she judged in her heart that it was actually an alcoholic drink.So I proudly picked up the bowl, took a few mouthfuls of "gulu gulu", and it was done!

"Another bowl?" Fu Shi asked.

It's really delicious!He Tao licked his lips and said, "Well, let's have another bowl."

According to Fu Shi's words, he filled it up again.The two of them just roasted the fire and drank wine, let's drink, let's drink, and suddenly they heard the sound of firecrackers everywhere.

"Quick, quick, quick, it's New Year's Eve!" He Tao got up and was about to go out, but he couldn't even stand still, and almost fell into the fire pit crookedly.

"Daughter-in-law, be careful!" Fu Shi hugged her tightly, "Are you drinking too much?"

"I don't know..." He Tao shook his head and replied.If you drink too much, shouldn't you talk nonsense or sleep with your head covered?But she just felt that her head was a little heavy, shouldn't she be drinking too much?

Fu Shi put his arms around her in one hand, and went out the door with a firecracker in the other.He Tao squinted his eyes and looked in the direction of the village. The sound of firecrackers continued to crackle, and the flames flickered from time to time.

Really boring!The fireworks are still beautiful!When she was leaning on the door frame in disgust, Fu Shi lit a firecracker, which made her shrink back in fright.

"Are you okay?" Fu Shi ran back and hugged her.

He Tao nodded honestly, shaking his head: "I'm sure I drank too much. This wine is easy to drink, but I didn't expect it to have a lot of stamina. I feel confused now!"

"I think your mind is quite clear!" Fu Shi felt that her thinking was clear and her speech was quite orderly.

"It's just that I drank too much!" He Tao shook his head first, and then his whole body began to shake back and forth.

Fu Shi simply picked her up and walked towards the bedroom: "It's been a year since I picked her up anyway, let's go to sleep!"

"Why, there is still a part of the Spring Festival Gala?" He Tao raised her cheeks.

"Chun what?" Fu Shi didn't understand.

He Tao smiled like a little fox: "I won't tell you!"

"Go to sleep, go to sleep, I'm really drunk!" Fu Shi put her on the bed, then pulled the quilt to cover her.

"You can sleep after taking off your clothes," she struggled to get up, tugged at her clothes to unbutton them, but failed to unbutton them after several attempts, raised her head and said to Fu Shi, "Shitou, help me undress, I'm drunk , can't be solved!"

Hearing this, Fu Shi immediately felt as if a fire was burning in his chest, which almost ignited his whole body. He took a deep breath and calmly helped He Tao untie his cotton coat.Just as he stuffed He Tao under the bed again, the drunken wife started yelling again.

"Also, have you taken it off yet!"

"You don't need to take off your underwear, it's cold!" If you take it off again, you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow!
"Don't be afraid, Shi Shi hugged me to sleep!" He Tao started to do it herself, and this time she really let her tear it apart. After throwing her underwear, she got under the bed wearing her bellyband, and stretched out her two hands. Liu Liu's arm grabbed Fu Shi: "Shitou, come up quickly, it's so cold!"

So Fu Shi followed into bed, and He Tao continued to peel off his clothes without moving his hands.

"Daughter-in-law, don't be like this, I can't bear to tease me any more!" Fu Shi could not hold back his anger.

"Can't help it?" He Tao asked with his tongue out.

"The bridal chamber!" Fu Shi gritted his teeth and replied.

"No, I have to wait until I'm eighteen before bridal chamber!" She still remembered the important point quite clearly, and shook her head resolutely: "!"

"Then stop rubbing, or I really can't help it!" The scene at this time was completely reversed from usual, Fu Shi was clutching his collar fiercely, while He Tao was pulling hard.

"Hahaha, you fool, I'm already like this, so you can do whatever you want!" He Tao suddenly felt that her husband was so stupid!They don't even adapt to the times!

"..." Fu Shi silently let go of his collar, allowing He Tao to fumble around indiscriminately.

"Stone, take it off, it's not warm to sleep with clothes on!"

"..."

Fu Shi's underwear had been pulled away, and He Tao put it on with a "wow", twisted in his arms, and kept muttering with his tongue out: "It's warm now. The stone is a little sun, The radiance is ten thousand zhang, saving all living beings, and the heart of a Bodhisattva!"

"Daughter-in-law..." Fu Shi reached the limit of his patience, turned over and pressed He Tao under him, swallowed his saliva, and said with difficulty: "Let's bridal chamber!"

"No, wait until!"

"Then let me kiss you!"

"Okay, kiss!" He Tao pouted.

New Year's Day
He Tao never thought that her first New Year's Day in this world would start with taking a bath.She huddled in the tub, not daring to look at Fu Shi who was standing beside him smiling contentedly. She thought of the episodes last night that made her want to drown herself whenever she thought about it. She kept yelling "" , Fu Shi stopped and asked her, "Then I'll quit", she pinched her legs and said "No".

Don't live!

She patted the surface of the water and shouted to Fu Shi: "Why did you wake me up so early, you know I'm tired!"

Just let her sleep through the first day of junior high school, she really doesn't want to face Fu Shi face to face.

"You must get up early on New Year's Day!" Fu Shi was not angry, and his tone was unprecedentedly gentle: "If you are tired, take a bath before going to bed!"

"Go to bed now, I don't want to get up today!"

He Tao stood up as she spoke, smashing the pot and smashing it. Anyway, she has made it to the last step, and she can't provoke her sense of shame at all.Fu Shi blushed and wrapped her up in a large cotton cloth, dried her and carried her to the bedroom and stuffed her under the quilt.As soon as she pulled the quilt over her head, she really started to sleep again!
"Daughter-in-law, take a good rest, I won't trouble you."

"Then what are you talking about!" He Tao's slightly hoarse voice came from under the quilt.

Fu Shi thought about going to his second uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings, so he went to the village by himself with big bags and small bags.When I got to the second room, I didn't go in. I chatted with the second uncle, left the gift and rushed home anxiously.

When he got home, he started to clean up the mess left by last night. He cleaned the pots and pans, cleaned the tub, and cleaned up the bath beans.After finishing the housework, he sat alone by the fire, reminiscing about the beauty of last night, and finally laughed "hehe" to himself.

The daughter-in-law is slippery and comfortable to hold!
The daughter-in-law is angry, but the conscience of heaven and earth, he really dare not go in by himself without her lifting his butt like that...

The daughter-in-law is sleeping, so boring to warm up by the fire alone!

Fu Shi stared at the fire in a daze, and finally groped into the bedroom by accident, took off his shoes and got on the bed, and went back to sleep with his wife in his arms.

This sleep lasted for an afternoon, the two of them woke up and it was dark, so they didn't have to get up, and continued to sleep.

Fu Shi resorted to his usual stalking, coaxing and persuading He Tao while hugging He Tao's ears, calling He Tao "daughter-in-law", "obediently" and "jiaojiao".This kind of thing is one thing and two things, Miss He Tao gave up her resistance spinelessly, and it happened again after half pushing and half pushing.

After some cloud and rain, He Tao said righteously: "I'm still young, so I can't do this too often. I was only allowed to do it twice a month before, no more!"

Fu Shi could only nod his head in agreement. He thought to himself that he had been a monk for 22 years anyway, so there was no reason why he couldn't bear it for three years while eating meat and sacrificing teeth.Besides, the daughter-in-law is soft-hearted, and if he coaxes and begs again, maybe he can have a few tooth sacrifices a month!
(End of this chapter)