Chapter 57
He Tao didn't know what happened to the He family. She herself was also involved in a lawsuit, and she was in a state of desperation.
Some people say that there is a telepathy between the twins. At this point, Dongzhi and Dongye's performance is to urinate together and cry at the same time.The two children had just wet their diapers, and they were crying uncomfortably "waah" loudly, crying so much that the roof was toppled over.Fu Shi and He Tao were in charge of changing diapers and coaxing the children.Finally the children stopped crying, and turned to look at the pile of dirty diapers in the corner, He Tao gritted his teeth in disgust: "Why are there so many?!"
Taking a closer look, it was not only urine-wet, but also golden-yellow poop. !
She was tangled and tangled, and reached out to the basin of diapers with trembling hands, but she couldn't make up her mind to touch it, so she turned her head and said to Fu Shi, "Shitou, let's wash diapers in shifts!"
Fu Shi still doesn't know her. He has been married for a year. As soon as she sticks her buttocks, he knows whether she is a big or small. He said calmly: "Okay, daughter-in-law, why do we work in shifts? One day per person?"
"One person for one day is too frequent," He Tao said shamelessly, "It's better to be alone for half a month, you come first!"
He Lian will be back in half a month!
Fu Shi sighed resignedly: "Okay."
After finishing speaking, he went to wash diapers diligently, and He Tao heaved a sigh of relief and went to cook.
Since she was pregnant, she hasn't been in the kitchen except for eating, and she didn't know where to put the daily necessities when she came in!
"Stone, where is the rice?" She stretched out her head and asked Fu Shi who was fetching water to wash his diapers.
"In the clay pot under the cabinet, the first one from the left." Fu Shishi replied without raising his head.
Scoop out the rice, wash the rice with water, light a fire and cook.Wait for the water to boil and the rice to be half-cooked, then drain the rice and put it in the steamer, and prepare the ingredients for cooking during the waiting time.
He Tao took a piece of bacon on a ladder, chopped it down to about a pound with a knife, and then climbed the ladder to hang the rest back up.Well, to make marinated meat, you need to burn the skin first, otherwise the skin will not be soft. After thinking about it, she found it too troublesome, so she cut off the skin with a knife and put it aside, let's gather a pile of skins in the stew pot!
By the way, the bacon should be soaked in water before cooking, otherwise it will be too salty and not easy to eat.He Tao patted his head, found a wooden basin, poured water, and put the bacon in it.
Hey, no, the bacon must be soaked for at least an hour, right?It must be too late for dinner!
With a sad face, He Tao searched for ingredients again, and brought out an old pumpkin.The skin of the pumpkin was thick and hard, and she almost sent the kitchen knife flying without cutting the pumpkin.Qi luck dantian, once again, successfully broke open the pumpkin, took one-eighth, put the rest in the cabinet, peeled and cut into pieces, then threw it into the pot and boiled it with water, a dish is complete!
You can't just eat pumpkin, you have to have meat.She took a ladder to get a dried rabbit again, put it on the chopping board, raised the kitchen knife and chopped it violently, and accidentally splashed the bone residue on her face, she raised her oily hand to cover the painful place, and the whole face Immediately oily face.
Well, save a day of facial fat!She started to feel nauseous within a second after comforting herself. She put down the kitchen knife to wash her face with water. Washing your face with cold water in winter is a rhythm that won't kill you!
There is no hot water, boil it now!Both pots are occupied, rice is cooked in one pot, and pumpkin is cooked in the other pot, what should I do?
He Tao can only take the pumpkin out of the pot first, boil hot water in the shabu-shabu and wash his face!After finally tossing my face clean, I continued to chop the rabbit, and then I was accidentally splashed on my face with bone slag, and I covered it with my hands reflexively. Boil water to wash your face and repeat.
How stupid!She stared at the gurgling pumpkin in a daze.
Oops, I forgot the rice!
As soon as the lid of the pot is lifted, why use drained rice to steam the rice? A pot of rice will be boiled into a paste!
Frustrated, she smashed the pot and scooped all the half-cooked pumpkin into the cooking pot, and it was good to drink pumpkin porridge!
Well, forget about the rice and make rabbit meat!
There is meat, but there is still a lack of ginger, shredded garlic, and mashed garlic. Well, there is still a lack of green onions. He Tao ran to the vegetable garden in the backyard to pull out a few green onions and returned to the kitchen. After cleaning them, he patted them with a kitchen knife and cut them into small pieces. , well, everything is ready.
Heat up a pan, pour oil, add chili peppers, prickly ash, green onion and ginger, stir fry a few times, then pour the rabbit meat into the pan and continue to stir fry, um, the oil seems to be a little less, and the stir is not even!But the rapeseed oil must be heated before it can be used. If you add oil in the middle, the dishes will have a strange smell.After frying for a few times and seeing that it was about to stick to the pan, He Tao decisively decided not to make dry-stir-fried rabbit diced, but boiled rabbit instead, adding a scoop of cold water to the pot.
After finishing the rabbit meat, I turned my head and looked - ouch, the pumpkin porridge is almost boiled dry!She quickly extinguished the fire, and then breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no burnt.
I have rice, I have dishes, and there is only one dish, it seems that there is a little less, let's make scrambled eggs!
Remembering the lesson just now, she let go of the oil and poured out nearly half a catty of rapeseed oil. It was hard to recover when it was covered with water, and the scrambled eggs were made into fried eggs.
"Daughter-in-law, are you alright?" Fu Shi came in and asked.
He Tao pursed his lips in aggrieved way: "It's almost over."
It's so strange, thinking that the first meal she cooked in the Great Wasteland was not so bumpy, why is it that after a year, she is even more unaccustomed to it than when she first came here?
He Tao tried his best to analyze where the problem was, and finally came to a conclusion, which is what he used to!
It's only because of Fu Shi's carefulness in the past and He Lian's hard work in the future. She is now a landlady in body and mind. Hey, it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality!
"Let me try to see if the taste changes?" Fu Shi reached out to grab the rabbit meat.Counting it, I haven’t eaten the dishes made by my daughter-in-law for almost a year, so I miss it!
"Wait!" He Tao opened his hand and asked seriously, "Have you washed your hands?"
"It's been washed! Look!" Fu Shi stretched out his hand and put it in front of He Tao's face: "It's clean, it's delicious, you can eat it!"
Is it an illusion?He Tao always felt that Fu Shi's hands were yellow and had a faint smell of poop.She shrank her head and said, "Wash again!"
Fu Shi walked out resentfully.
When He Tao was about to serve the meal, the cries of Dongzhi and Dongye sounded one after another. She ran to the east room, not forgetting to say to Fu Shi: "Shitou, bring the rice after you wash your hands!"
After entering the house, He Tao calmly touched Dongzhi and Dongye next to each other, and sure enough, he urinated again!
"Baby, don't you have bad kidneys? Why do you pee so many times a day?" He Tao asked while changing the baby's diaper.Seeing her opening and closing her mouth, Dongzhi stopped crying and grinned, and turned to see Dongye was also smiling, He Tao was immediately happy: "Hey, you can laugh! The baby is so amazing! Dongzhi is great, and Dongye is also great! "
He Tao hugged the two babies and kissed for a while: "Okay, your old lady doesn't dislike you for having a lot of shit and urine, who made you so cute! You are so cute!"
Fu Shi came in with the food and put it on the kang table. Then he got on the kang, picked up Dongzhi and kissed him, saying, "Our daughter is just so cute!"
"No, it doesn't matter who gave birth!" He Tao also picked up Dong Ye and sat on the kang.
"No, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law has worked hard, let's eat!" Fu Shi pushed the pumpkin porridge in front of He Tao.
He Tao's mind is wide open again, this color, this consistency, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the honorary product of Dongzhi and Dongye, it is freshly drawn, steaming hot!
He Tao raised his forehead: What's wrong with me, what kind of pumpkin porridge should I make?fall!I won't be able to eat pumpkin porridge anymore!
The staple food, He Tao, didn't even want to look at it. The scrambled eggs were too oily for her to eat, so she ate the rabbit meat in her arms. Not long after the meal, she felt hot in her stomach, so she had to drink several glasses of cold water one after another. Suppress the hotness.
The twins started howling again, this time not because they peed, but because they were hungry.
He Tao resignedly untied her clothes, fed Dongzhi first and then Dongye, and coaxed them to sleep. Only then did she have time to talk to Fu Shi.
"Shitou, I feel really tired today." She lay on Fu Shi's chest and scratched him twice: "Do you think I've become stupid?"
"No!" Fu Shi replied with certainty, it's not that he has become stupid, it's always been like this.
"Really?" He Tao looked up to confirm.
Fu Shi nodded.
"Then do you think I'm not a good mother?" He Tao asked again.
"No!" Fu Shi shook his head, just a slob.
"Really?" He Tao confirmed, and before he could answer, he said to himself: "But they cry all the time, urinate so much, and shit too much! I get a headache just looking at them. How good we were before we didn't have them." , eat and drink every day, sleep as long as you want, and sleep all day if you don’t want to get up. People say that mothers don’t dislike their children, but when I think about them, the old days are gone. I just can't help it..."
"Daughter-in-law, don't talk nonsense!" Fu Shi covered her mouth: "The child will remember! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Look, you can't even talk about it casually!" He Tao broke Fu Shi's hand and pouted, "I'm really aggrieved by the life I've had!"
"Daughter-in-law..." Fu Shi felt a little helpless, how could he play petty temper with his own child!
As soon as He Tao covered his eyes, he began to hum: "I don't care, I just want to say, I feel uncomfortable, and you still don't allow me, why are you so fierce!"
As she spoke, she became more and more wronged, tears streaming down her face, Fu Shi completely knelt down, this is not a daughter-in-law, she is a girl!
"Okay, okay, daughter-in-law, don't cry, it's all my fault, if you don't want to do anything in the future, just say it and let me do it, okay?"
"It was your fault in the first place!" He Tao refused to let go, and continued to make trouble for no reason, turning over the old account and reasoning from the root cause: "I told you a long time ago, and you didn't listen when I waited for the bridal chamber again. You planted the seeds, didn't you?" Who else is your fault!"
"..." Fu Shi really had no choice but to use the old method to hold him tight and sleep!
The next day, Fu Shi, in charge of diapers, noticed that the babies were a little loose.This is incredible!The couple carried the child on the bullock cart and rushed to the town's clinic. After entering the door, Fu Shi gasped and put the diaper on the doctor's table: "Doctor, look, my two daughters did it! "
The doctor's hand stroking the beard stopped. Fortunately, his silly father and mother had watched too much, so they continued to stroke the beard in a leisurely manner and asked, "Take the diaper away, and bring the child."
After checking it, the doctor said: "This is getting angry!"
"What? What should we do then?" Fu Shi and He Tao opened their mouths wide and said in unison.Drinking milk can also get angry?What else can I eat in the future?
"If you eat something that gets angry, the milk will naturally become hot, and the baby will get angry after drinking it!" The doctor said angrily, "Come here, let me show you!"
He Tao, like a concubine, sat down dejectedly and stretched out her hand.
"It's your fault!" Fu Shi said seriously.She cooked the porridge and she didn't eat it, so she just hugged the rabbit and ate it all the time. When will the daughter-in-law get rid of her greedy mouth problem?
He Tao didn't refute, tears fell out of her mouth as soon as she pursed her mouth: "It's all my fault!"
"Okay, it's not a big problem. I'll prescribe you two medicines for the fire. You take it and feed your child, and it will be fine in two days!" The doctor wrote the prescription with a pen.
From then on, it was overkill, and He Tao never dared to take a bite of spicy food until Dongzhi and Dongye were weaned.
(End of this chapter)
He Tao didn't know what happened to the He family. She herself was also involved in a lawsuit, and she was in a state of desperation.
Some people say that there is a telepathy between the twins. At this point, Dongzhi and Dongye's performance is to urinate together and cry at the same time.The two children had just wet their diapers, and they were crying uncomfortably "waah" loudly, crying so much that the roof was toppled over.Fu Shi and He Tao were in charge of changing diapers and coaxing the children.Finally the children stopped crying, and turned to look at the pile of dirty diapers in the corner, He Tao gritted his teeth in disgust: "Why are there so many?!"
Taking a closer look, it was not only urine-wet, but also golden-yellow poop. !
She was tangled and tangled, and reached out to the basin of diapers with trembling hands, but she couldn't make up her mind to touch it, so she turned her head and said to Fu Shi, "Shitou, let's wash diapers in shifts!"
Fu Shi still doesn't know her. He has been married for a year. As soon as she sticks her buttocks, he knows whether she is a big or small. He said calmly: "Okay, daughter-in-law, why do we work in shifts? One day per person?"
"One person for one day is too frequent," He Tao said shamelessly, "It's better to be alone for half a month, you come first!"
He Lian will be back in half a month!
Fu Shi sighed resignedly: "Okay."
After finishing speaking, he went to wash diapers diligently, and He Tao heaved a sigh of relief and went to cook.
Since she was pregnant, she hasn't been in the kitchen except for eating, and she didn't know where to put the daily necessities when she came in!
"Stone, where is the rice?" She stretched out her head and asked Fu Shi who was fetching water to wash his diapers.
"In the clay pot under the cabinet, the first one from the left." Fu Shishi replied without raising his head.
Scoop out the rice, wash the rice with water, light a fire and cook.Wait for the water to boil and the rice to be half-cooked, then drain the rice and put it in the steamer, and prepare the ingredients for cooking during the waiting time.
He Tao took a piece of bacon on a ladder, chopped it down to about a pound with a knife, and then climbed the ladder to hang the rest back up.Well, to make marinated meat, you need to burn the skin first, otherwise the skin will not be soft. After thinking about it, she found it too troublesome, so she cut off the skin with a knife and put it aside, let's gather a pile of skins in the stew pot!
By the way, the bacon should be soaked in water before cooking, otherwise it will be too salty and not easy to eat.He Tao patted his head, found a wooden basin, poured water, and put the bacon in it.
Hey, no, the bacon must be soaked for at least an hour, right?It must be too late for dinner!
With a sad face, He Tao searched for ingredients again, and brought out an old pumpkin.The skin of the pumpkin was thick and hard, and she almost sent the kitchen knife flying without cutting the pumpkin.Qi luck dantian, once again, successfully broke open the pumpkin, took one-eighth, put the rest in the cabinet, peeled and cut into pieces, then threw it into the pot and boiled it with water, a dish is complete!
You can't just eat pumpkin, you have to have meat.She took a ladder to get a dried rabbit again, put it on the chopping board, raised the kitchen knife and chopped it violently, and accidentally splashed the bone residue on her face, she raised her oily hand to cover the painful place, and the whole face Immediately oily face.
Well, save a day of facial fat!She started to feel nauseous within a second after comforting herself. She put down the kitchen knife to wash her face with water. Washing your face with cold water in winter is a rhythm that won't kill you!
There is no hot water, boil it now!Both pots are occupied, rice is cooked in one pot, and pumpkin is cooked in the other pot, what should I do?
He Tao can only take the pumpkin out of the pot first, boil hot water in the shabu-shabu and wash his face!After finally tossing my face clean, I continued to chop the rabbit, and then I was accidentally splashed on my face with bone slag, and I covered it with my hands reflexively. Boil water to wash your face and repeat.
How stupid!She stared at the gurgling pumpkin in a daze.
Oops, I forgot the rice!
As soon as the lid of the pot is lifted, why use drained rice to steam the rice? A pot of rice will be boiled into a paste!
Frustrated, she smashed the pot and scooped all the half-cooked pumpkin into the cooking pot, and it was good to drink pumpkin porridge!
Well, forget about the rice and make rabbit meat!
There is meat, but there is still a lack of ginger, shredded garlic, and mashed garlic. Well, there is still a lack of green onions. He Tao ran to the vegetable garden in the backyard to pull out a few green onions and returned to the kitchen. After cleaning them, he patted them with a kitchen knife and cut them into small pieces. , well, everything is ready.
Heat up a pan, pour oil, add chili peppers, prickly ash, green onion and ginger, stir fry a few times, then pour the rabbit meat into the pan and continue to stir fry, um, the oil seems to be a little less, and the stir is not even!But the rapeseed oil must be heated before it can be used. If you add oil in the middle, the dishes will have a strange smell.After frying for a few times and seeing that it was about to stick to the pan, He Tao decisively decided not to make dry-stir-fried rabbit diced, but boiled rabbit instead, adding a scoop of cold water to the pot.
After finishing the rabbit meat, I turned my head and looked - ouch, the pumpkin porridge is almost boiled dry!She quickly extinguished the fire, and then breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no burnt.
I have rice, I have dishes, and there is only one dish, it seems that there is a little less, let's make scrambled eggs!
Remembering the lesson just now, she let go of the oil and poured out nearly half a catty of rapeseed oil. It was hard to recover when it was covered with water, and the scrambled eggs were made into fried eggs.
"Daughter-in-law, are you alright?" Fu Shi came in and asked.
He Tao pursed his lips in aggrieved way: "It's almost over."
It's so strange, thinking that the first meal she cooked in the Great Wasteland was not so bumpy, why is it that after a year, she is even more unaccustomed to it than when she first came here?
He Tao tried his best to analyze where the problem was, and finally came to a conclusion, which is what he used to!
It's only because of Fu Shi's carefulness in the past and He Lian's hard work in the future. She is now a landlady in body and mind. Hey, it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality!
"Let me try to see if the taste changes?" Fu Shi reached out to grab the rabbit meat.Counting it, I haven’t eaten the dishes made by my daughter-in-law for almost a year, so I miss it!
"Wait!" He Tao opened his hand and asked seriously, "Have you washed your hands?"
"It's been washed! Look!" Fu Shi stretched out his hand and put it in front of He Tao's face: "It's clean, it's delicious, you can eat it!"
Is it an illusion?He Tao always felt that Fu Shi's hands were yellow and had a faint smell of poop.She shrank her head and said, "Wash again!"
Fu Shi walked out resentfully.
When He Tao was about to serve the meal, the cries of Dongzhi and Dongye sounded one after another. She ran to the east room, not forgetting to say to Fu Shi: "Shitou, bring the rice after you wash your hands!"
After entering the house, He Tao calmly touched Dongzhi and Dongye next to each other, and sure enough, he urinated again!
"Baby, don't you have bad kidneys? Why do you pee so many times a day?" He Tao asked while changing the baby's diaper.Seeing her opening and closing her mouth, Dongzhi stopped crying and grinned, and turned to see Dongye was also smiling, He Tao was immediately happy: "Hey, you can laugh! The baby is so amazing! Dongzhi is great, and Dongye is also great! "
He Tao hugged the two babies and kissed for a while: "Okay, your old lady doesn't dislike you for having a lot of shit and urine, who made you so cute! You are so cute!"
Fu Shi came in with the food and put it on the kang table. Then he got on the kang, picked up Dongzhi and kissed him, saying, "Our daughter is just so cute!"
"No, it doesn't matter who gave birth!" He Tao also picked up Dong Ye and sat on the kang.
"No, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law has worked hard, let's eat!" Fu Shi pushed the pumpkin porridge in front of He Tao.
He Tao's mind is wide open again, this color, this consistency, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the honorary product of Dongzhi and Dongye, it is freshly drawn, steaming hot!
He Tao raised his forehead: What's wrong with me, what kind of pumpkin porridge should I make?fall!I won't be able to eat pumpkin porridge anymore!
The staple food, He Tao, didn't even want to look at it. The scrambled eggs were too oily for her to eat, so she ate the rabbit meat in her arms. Not long after the meal, she felt hot in her stomach, so she had to drink several glasses of cold water one after another. Suppress the hotness.
The twins started howling again, this time not because they peed, but because they were hungry.
He Tao resignedly untied her clothes, fed Dongzhi first and then Dongye, and coaxed them to sleep. Only then did she have time to talk to Fu Shi.
"Shitou, I feel really tired today." She lay on Fu Shi's chest and scratched him twice: "Do you think I've become stupid?"
"No!" Fu Shi replied with certainty, it's not that he has become stupid, it's always been like this.
"Really?" He Tao looked up to confirm.
Fu Shi nodded.
"Then do you think I'm not a good mother?" He Tao asked again.
"No!" Fu Shi shook his head, just a slob.
"Really?" He Tao confirmed, and before he could answer, he said to himself: "But they cry all the time, urinate so much, and shit too much! I get a headache just looking at them. How good we were before we didn't have them." , eat and drink every day, sleep as long as you want, and sleep all day if you don’t want to get up. People say that mothers don’t dislike their children, but when I think about them, the old days are gone. I just can't help it..."
"Daughter-in-law, don't talk nonsense!" Fu Shi covered her mouth: "The child will remember! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Look, you can't even talk about it casually!" He Tao broke Fu Shi's hand and pouted, "I'm really aggrieved by the life I've had!"
"Daughter-in-law..." Fu Shi felt a little helpless, how could he play petty temper with his own child!
As soon as He Tao covered his eyes, he began to hum: "I don't care, I just want to say, I feel uncomfortable, and you still don't allow me, why are you so fierce!"
As she spoke, she became more and more wronged, tears streaming down her face, Fu Shi completely knelt down, this is not a daughter-in-law, she is a girl!
"Okay, okay, daughter-in-law, don't cry, it's all my fault, if you don't want to do anything in the future, just say it and let me do it, okay?"
"It was your fault in the first place!" He Tao refused to let go, and continued to make trouble for no reason, turning over the old account and reasoning from the root cause: "I told you a long time ago, and you didn't listen when I waited for the bridal chamber again. You planted the seeds, didn't you?" Who else is your fault!"
"..." Fu Shi really had no choice but to use the old method to hold him tight and sleep!
The next day, Fu Shi, in charge of diapers, noticed that the babies were a little loose.This is incredible!The couple carried the child on the bullock cart and rushed to the town's clinic. After entering the door, Fu Shi gasped and put the diaper on the doctor's table: "Doctor, look, my two daughters did it! "
The doctor's hand stroking the beard stopped. Fortunately, his silly father and mother had watched too much, so they continued to stroke the beard in a leisurely manner and asked, "Take the diaper away, and bring the child."
After checking it, the doctor said: "This is getting angry!"
"What? What should we do then?" Fu Shi and He Tao opened their mouths wide and said in unison.Drinking milk can also get angry?What else can I eat in the future?
"If you eat something that gets angry, the milk will naturally become hot, and the baby will get angry after drinking it!" The doctor said angrily, "Come here, let me show you!"
He Tao, like a concubine, sat down dejectedly and stretched out her hand.
"It's your fault!" Fu Shi said seriously.She cooked the porridge and she didn't eat it, so she just hugged the rabbit and ate it all the time. When will the daughter-in-law get rid of her greedy mouth problem?
He Tao didn't refute, tears fell out of her mouth as soon as she pursed her mouth: "It's all my fault!"
"Okay, it's not a big problem. I'll prescribe you two medicines for the fire. You take it and feed your child, and it will be fine in two days!" The doctor wrote the prescription with a pen.
From then on, it was overkill, and He Tao never dared to take a bite of spicy food until Dongzhi and Dongye were weaned.
(End of this chapter)
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