A salted fish cookie

Chapter 308 As if in love (9)

"Well, you go first."

Just like that, Tong Xiaoxiao took Lu Jinyan, who was drunk but still said she wasn't drunk, out of the restaurant.

At the entrance of the restaurant, Lu Jinyan was going to drive with the car keys, but Tong Xiaoxiao snatched the car keys from his hand.

"You girl, what are you doing?" A drunken smell.

"You still want to drive, are you crazy!"

"If you don't drive, how can we go home, how can I take you back to school?"

"I'll find a way."

"No, I'm a boy, and boys can't let girls figure out a way. Don't think about it, let me think about it."

"You are drunk, stop talking!"

"I'm not drunk, who said I was drunk. Hey, let me tell you, have you ever heard me sing? I sing very well. I sing for you. If you think it sounds good, just give me a kiss." OK?"

"Don't bother me, I'm calling a car."

"Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven melons on a vine, not afraid of wind and rain...!"

"What are you doing!"

"Hey, now it's your turn to kiss me!"

"You lunatic!"

"What is madman? Is madman your name? It sounds so nice... Madman, eh!"

"What are you doing again?!"

"Are you stupid? I'm kissing you! Now it's your turn. You owed me one just now, and now you owe me three."

"Just one, now three?"

"Yeah, you are so stupid, one plus one equals three, don't you know? You idiot!!"

"You are enough! If you kiss me again, I will call the police!"

"Call the police? There is a thief? There is a thief! Catch the thief!"

"You're really rambunctious!" Tong Xiaoxiao helplessly covered Lu Jinyan's mouth, "Shut up, you annoying bastard, the express train is coming soon, be more honest."

Lu Jinyan narrowed his eyes, suddenly grabbed Tong Xiaoxiao's hand covering his mouth, and smiled brightly.I have to say, the way he laughed like this really fascinated Tong Xiaoxiao, as if the world had melted.His smile seemed to have some magical power, which made her suddenly feel that there were only the two of them in this world.

"Hey, I caught the thief."

"what?"

"Don't you admit it, you are a thief!"

"I'm a thief?"

"From now on, you can choose to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court."

"madman!"

"Give me back my heart."

"What the hell?"

"You are a thief, you stole my heart."

Pfft, Tong Xiaoxiao didn't expect that Lu Jinyan, who was drunk, turned out to have this kind of attribute.So, in his bones, under his indifferent appearance, what kind of monster lives there? The way he is drunk and seductive is really like a movie.

"I didn't steal your heart."

"You stole."

"Okay, I stole it."

"Thief, do you know what I belong to?"

"You mean the zodiac?"

"I belong to you."

"...You are enough, Lu Jinyan, when you wake up, if you know what you said, you will want to strangle yourself."

"Shh, don't talk, I'll say one, two, three, and if you talk again, I'll hug you."

"Do you think I'm stupid? I don't know how to run. Be careful that I leave you, a drunk, on the side of the road to fend for yourself."

"You can outrun me? Oh, woman, you are so self-righteous."

"Oh, then I don't think I'm self-righteous. Let me go. You can fend for yourself."

(End of this chapter)